Australia Toilet Water

It was a steamy day at The Stockade, so even though we stayed away from the dumpster juice things got juicy.

Warmup Wall Work:
Side Straddle Hop
Windmills
Burpee Wall Sit
The Australian
The Peoples Chair with overhead claps

We Froggert’ed across Gold Hill Road over to the Golden Arches for some Four Corners.
Seven Laps – Four Corners – Add an exercise each round:
1 Burpee
2 Squats
3 Dry Docs
4 Lunges
5 Merkins
6 BB Situps
7 Seal Jacks

Ran back to the wall for some Bulgarian Split Squats (Band Camp Approved).

Back to COT for Prayers and Praises.

JWow

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Smoke Out the Gophers…

WARMUP: WARM-UP (10 minutes)

Activation Circuit (4 minutes – 40 seconds each)

1. Low Slow Squats (focus on depth and control)
a. 1-2-3-1, 1-2-3-2 – 10X
1. Push-up to Downward Dog (shoulder activation)
2. Pickle Pointers with Pause (2-second hold at top)
3. Plank with Shoulder Taps
a. 1-2-3-1, 1-2-3-2 – 10X

Dynamic Movement Prep (6 minutes)

• SSH (wake up the nervous system)
o 1-2-3-1, 1-2-3-2 – 10X
• Arm Circles: 10 forward, 10 backward each arm
• Leg Swings: 10 front-to-back, each leg
• Torso Twists: 15 each side (extra for spine mobility)

WARM-UP – PART II

LINE UP

• Walking High Knees: 30 steps
• Butt Kickers: 30 steps
• Bear Crawl forward 10 steps
• Crawl Bear backward 10 steps
• Walking Lunges: 12 each leg (slower, deeper)
• Low Slow Squats (focus on depth and control) 15 reps (slow and controlled)

THE THANG:

WITH SANDBAGS – ROUND I
5 MM. JOG to end of parking lot-> 10 SQUATS
LUNGES back to start – 5 MM
OH Toss to EOPL 10 SQUATS
Jog back to start 5 MM

1 minute rest

WITH SANDBAGS – ROUND II
10 Seal jacks Rifle Carry to EOPL 10 Merkins
Lunges back to start 10 Seal jacks
Jog to EOPL – 5 Merkins
Walking OH press back to start – 10 Seal Jacks

STAIRS WITH SANDBAGS
2 rounds of bleachers then walk to COT

MARY: Had heat stroke. Didn’t show.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men’s Shelter, Independence Day convergence, Sweaty Barry
COT: prayers and praises for Luka, Matteo, <@U08NJ8FF1PF> 1st child is coming soon!!, <@U011KKZ17U6> 14th anniversary

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Halfway there…… 10 Seconds….

Beautiful day in the Gloom. Always look forward to Q. Great turnout at the sink for my madness with a timer.

Warmup:

SSH x 15
Seal Jack x 15
Plank Jack x15
Mountain Climber x 15

Pick up something heavy get to the field

All Pax line up facing a series of cones. All Pax have to do the following with their Block or Sandbag

50 Curls
75 Flutters with Press
100 Squats
25 Man makers

Every minute on the minute they will hear a beep. When you hear the beep you move to a cone.
Mode of Transportation between cone 1 and 2 is Overhead carry. Mode of Transportation of cones 2 and 3 are murder bunny or Bag toss.
Wash rinse repeat until all reps are done.
There was also a 20 minute timer on this. All pax finished just under the 20 minutes mark.

Next Phase
All pax line up in an Indian run format. The 6 will do 5 squats. We run for a minute then do a minute of an exercise. 8 rounds.

The exercises were
Bent over rows
Lunges
Big boy sit ups
Burpee jump overs.

Did this right up until 6:00am.

Theme today was motivation. Do you rush through to get the reps done…do you take your time and try to run out the clock. Or do you have a consistent approach that maximizes your effort and results. Only you know.

Thanks to Brawny for the opportunity to lead!

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Slow Cookin’

WARMUP: Disclaimer and mosey around the Lowes campus. Circle up in about the middle of the parking lot for COP

THE THANG:
COP (all in cadence)
SSH x 20, windmill x 10, squat x 20, merkin x 7/hold/drop to elbows/regular to mountain climber x 15/hold/elbows, LBC x 20, small and large arm circles CW and CCW

Mosey to the parking lot lines and form a single line along one line. Lunge walk to the opposite side and do a burpee ladder from 1-5. Repeat the ladder backwards with backward lunging.

Mosey to the grassy hill by the gas station for Jacob’s ladder. 5 reps up the hill with bombjacks at the top counting to 5

Retrun to the parking lot and pair up. Wheelbarrow about 20 yards and do 10 partner merkins (handclaps). Flapjack and return to the start. Rinse and repeat

Circle up for the <@UJGS2BBQD> killer hip routine (7 reps ea).

MARY:
Flutter kicks x 15, pretzel crunch x 10L/10R, Rosalita x 15, Superman hold x 3

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Sign up for Ft Mill Care Center Lawn Duty. It’s summertime and the grass is growing. Get a partner and get it done – easy duty. Tortoise and Hare this weekend and Hog and Coyote (Rock Hill) next weekend for you CSAUP enthusiasts. Read your newsletter!

COT:
Prayers for family traveling, praise for young children’s birthdays.

Each AO has a distinct vibe. Slow Burn has a relaxed vibe because it’s well-lit, it’s moderate, which encourages (I think) more mumble chatter, and it’s on Fridays so the Pax are excited for the weekend ahead. It’s usually a fun workout and even more fun to Q it. I enjoyed the Q this morning, and I met some guys today in person, who I have only seen on Slack video (<@U07LMG5PDQU>, <@U08BNRBQ9D1>). The pax were in good spirits, and it was a pleasure to lead them. The rain stayed at bay, but we did have <@U08G28Z7E> today (see how I did that). Thank you again, <@U04M7P605SM> for the invite, and I look forward to the next one.

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Triangle of pain- Not a Diamond

WARMUP: Mosey and stop three times -exercises
THE THANG:” Triangle of pain” 1. ABs, 2. Shoulders and 3. shoulders (7 exercises at each stop x 20 reps each time around. Most made two full trips all 7 exercises x 20
MARY: Sprints for those able
ANNOUNCEMENTS: see newsletter
COT: Message was
” The Power of the Mind”
To be an overachiever you have to be an over believer!
If you are Positive, you’ll see opportunities instead of obstacles.

Prayers for a few

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A little B-ball practice at the American Jackal

WARMUP: 10 Moroccan Nightclubs, 10 Windmills, 10 Strawberry Pickers
THE THANG: Line touches on the b-ball courts while partner practices grabbing rebounds (I.e. jumps) switch positions when partner returns from line touches, line touch burpees, bear crawls to lines with push ups at each line, 2 court – cross court runs with 50 squats on one end and 50 LBCs on the other end and then repeat, 2 court – cross court runs with 50 merkins on one end and 50 dips in the middle on the benches and then repeat, lunges across the 2 courts with 50 LBCs on one end then lunges back across with 50 LBCs on the other end, then a 2 basketball double dribble around the COT with some Mary called out a few times around.
MARY: 10 each of Flutter Kicks, American Hammers, and Box Cutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: The fastest 5k for VuVu’s son and donate if you can for the great cause!
COT: It is what it is…

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Rinse and repeat

WARMUP: Yep
THE THANG:
10 deadlift mosey to next station
10 deadlift, 10 row, mosey back to first station
10 deadlift mosey to next station
10 deadlift, 10 row mosey to next station
10 deadlift, 10 row, 10 cleans mosey back station
10 deadlift, 10 row and so on and so forth until we got to

10 deadlift, 10 row, 10 cleans, 10 press, 10 front squat, 10 back squat.

Oh yea if anyone dropped the bag everyone had to do three bag over burpees.
MARY: 3 bag over burpees
ANNOUNCEMENTS: some
COT: in thy circle we trust.

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Badly Broken Chicken Dance

WARMUP:
12 SSH
12 CASBAH #2s
12 Walking Jacks
THE THANG:
Mosey to the rocks-
Grab your rock and OJ to the light pole and back
1 Burpee
Grab your rock and OJ to the light pole and back
2 Burpees
Grab your rock and OJ to the light pole and back
3 Burpees etc up to 6 and back down to 1.
Seemed like a good idea on paper.

I fartsacked and we moseyed out to the track for a mixed bag of scissoring and pickle pushers. <@USBP08L1G> had a rock in his pocket and I believe he was ALSO glad to see me.

We moseyed to the benches where we added some incline merkins, dips and something like “Bavarian one legged crotch crackers” or something. Like a one legged squat. Moseyed to the next set of benches and added some more of the same.

Moseyed to COT for some “u call it”.
MARY: She brought <@U5DBBKTE0>
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Fastest 5, read your newsletter. AKA
COT: P&P for all those within and without F3 who are sick, tired, cold , hungry or alone. :pray:

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