Slow Cookin’

WARMUP: Disclaimer and mosey around the Lowes campus. Circle up in about the middle of the parking lot for COP

THE THANG:
COP (all in cadence)
SSH x 20, windmill x 10, squat x 20, merkin x 7/hold/drop to elbows/regular to mountain climber x 15/hold/elbows, LBC x 20, small and large arm circles CW and CCW

Mosey to the parking lot lines and form a single line along one line. Lunge walk to the opposite side and do a burpee ladder from 1-5. Repeat the ladder backwards with backward lunging.

Mosey to the grassy hill by the gas station for Jacob’s ladder. 5 reps up the hill with bombjacks at the top counting to 5

Retrun to the parking lot and pair up. Wheelbarrow about 20 yards and do 10 partner merkins (handclaps). Flapjack and return to the start. Rinse and repeat

Circle up for the <@UJGS2BBQD> killer hip routine (7 reps ea).

MARY:
Flutter kicks x 15, pretzel crunch x 10L/10R, Rosalita x 15, Superman hold x 3

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Sign up for Ft Mill Care Center Lawn Duty. It’s summertime and the grass is growing. Get a partner and get it done – easy duty. Tortoise and Hare this weekend and Hog and Coyote (Rock Hill) next weekend for you CSAUP enthusiasts. Read your newsletter!

COT:
Prayers for family traveling, praise for young children’s birthdays.

Each AO has a distinct vibe. Slow Burn has a relaxed vibe because it’s well-lit, it’s moderate, which encourages (I think) more mumble chatter, and it’s on Fridays so the Pax are excited for the weekend ahead. It’s usually a fun workout and even more fun to Q it. I enjoyed the Q this morning, and I met some guys today in person, who I have only seen on Slack video (<@U07LMG5PDQU>, <@U08BNRBQ9D1>). The pax were in good spirits, and it was a pleasure to lead them. The rain stayed at bay, but we did have <@U08G28Z7E> today (see how I did that). Thank you again, <@U04M7P605SM> for the invite, and I look forward to the next one.

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Triangle of pain- Not a Diamond

WARMUP: Mosey and stop three times -exercises
THE THANG:” Triangle of pain” 1. ABs, 2. Shoulders and 3. shoulders (7 exercises at each stop x 20 reps each time around. Most made two full trips all 7 exercises x 20
MARY: Sprints for those able
ANNOUNCEMENTS: see newsletter
COT: Message was
” The Power of the Mind”
To be an overachiever you have to be an over believer!
If you are Positive, you’ll see opportunities instead of obstacles.

Prayers for a few

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A little B-ball practice at the American Jackal

WARMUP: 10 Moroccan Nightclubs, 10 Windmills, 10 Strawberry Pickers
THE THANG: Line touches on the b-ball courts while partner practices grabbing rebounds (I.e. jumps) switch positions when partner returns from line touches, line touch burpees, bear crawls to lines with push ups at each line, 2 court – cross court runs with 50 squats on one end and 50 LBCs on the other end and then repeat, 2 court – cross court runs with 50 merkins on one end and 50 dips in the middle on the benches and then repeat, lunges across the 2 courts with 50 LBCs on one end then lunges back across with 50 LBCs on the other end, then a 2 basketball double dribble around the COT with some Mary called out a few times around.
MARY: 10 each of Flutter Kicks, American Hammers, and Box Cutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: The fastest 5k for VuVu’s son and donate if you can for the great cause!
COT: It is what it is…

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Rinse and repeat

WARMUP: Yep
THE THANG:
10 deadlift mosey to next station
10 deadlift, 10 row, mosey back to first station
10 deadlift mosey to next station
10 deadlift, 10 row mosey to next station
10 deadlift, 10 row, 10 cleans mosey back station
10 deadlift, 10 row and so on and so forth until we got to

10 deadlift, 10 row, 10 cleans, 10 press, 10 front squat, 10 back squat.

Oh yea if anyone dropped the bag everyone had to do three bag over burpees.
MARY: 3 bag over burpees
ANNOUNCEMENTS: some
COT: in thy circle we trust.

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Badly Broken Chicken Dance

WARMUP:
12 SSH
12 CASBAH #2s
12 Walking Jacks
THE THANG:
Mosey to the rocks-
Grab your rock and OJ to the light pole and back
1 Burpee
Grab your rock and OJ to the light pole and back
2 Burpees
Grab your rock and OJ to the light pole and back
3 Burpees etc up to 6 and back down to 1.
Seemed like a good idea on paper.

I fartsacked and we moseyed out to the track for a mixed bag of scissoring and pickle pushers. <@USBP08L1G> had a rock in his pocket and I believe he was ALSO glad to see me.

We moseyed to the benches where we added some incline merkins, dips and something like “Bavarian one legged crotch crackers” or something. Like a one legged squat. Moseyed to the next set of benches and added some more of the same.

Moseyed to COT for some “u call it”.
MARY: She brought <@U5DBBKTE0>
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Fastest 5, read your newsletter. AKA
COT: P&P for all those within and without F3 who are sick, tired, cold , hungry or alone. :pray:

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Shield is a lean mean pain making machine

WARMUP: Did couple exercises
THE THANG:
4 rounds of board of pain
In between exercises take 400m lap
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Ruby and Splinter are training for Marathon :clap: :muscle: :bacon:
COT:
Be light in the darkness :bulb:

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A Scout is always loyal

Disclaimer Given and headlamps checked
WARMUP:
Single File Formation to light at Hwy 160
THE THANG:
3ish Mile ruck around the property of the Coach’s Box where <@U072Z2Z380L> is king. Stopped a couple of times for 10 reps of the following movements:
Ruck Curls, Step-Ups, Incline Merkins, Dips, and Tricep Extensions
MARY:
Was missed
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Fast Five, Newsletter
COT:
Always Present and Always Stays in COT. Always check on those that show up.

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St Paddy’s Day WOD

WARMUP: Our warmup consisted of Windmills, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly Walkers, some downward dog and honeymooners
THE THANG: We did 5 rounds of exercises
The first 3 rounds were 17 reps of each exercise followed by a 400 meter run. The 4th round was 15 reps and the 5th was 10 reps
The exercises were:
LEPRECHAUN LUNGES
LORD OF THE DANCE SSH
GREEN MT CLIMBERS
DROPKICK MURPHY’S SHOULDER TAPS
IRISH TWISTS
POT OF GOLD SQUATS
PATTY O’PUSHUPS W/PLANKJACK
KISS ME I’M IRISH BIG BOYS
MARY: NO MARY
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Reverend Ruby took us out with his soothing voice and a prayer

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Ass Kicking April Kickstart

WARMUP: 20 Squats buy-in
THE THANG:
Ruck to Walmart parking lot with pain stations along the way:
– Incline merkins
– Squats
– T planks
– Merkins
– Dips

MARY: Yes

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