Grad Q School

WARMUP: 5 Burpees, 20 SSH, 8 WM some stretching, covered our mission
THE THANG:
Mosey to benches, 10 of each Urkins, Dips, Dirkins x2 covered 5 core principles
Found some wall and had a seat, started going through Pax on why they first started coming out and why now. Started a run out the lines and back, 5 Burpees at each progressive parking row
Went to the circle, mini Dora, 50 Merkins, 75 BBS, 100 Squats, covered the Credo.
Over to the band lot, Suicides out to the 50, run out nur back, Hello Dolly’s at the 10’s yard line Last 50 yards called on Bald, he said cocaine bear crawls to the 30. Barry called broad jumps and merkins the last 30 yards.
Mosey back to COT and finish up the last of the PAX stories
MARY: Nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, 4th and Barry
COT: Remember the why.

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The Lane

Warm up: SWIMLAPPs
SSH, windmills, Imperial Walkers, Moroccan N/Cs, low slow squats, arm circles, Peter Parkers, plank stretches.

Thang: The Lane. Do as many rounds as possible.
Pax get two cinder blocks and just need to follow the signage.
Start with 15 OH presses (w/ one block) at road, adjacent to the pull up bars.
Farmers carry about 300 feet (to the paint)
Ground the blocks, run to AO Jones (about 450 feet)
Do 15 burpees, run back to the blocks
Farmers carry back to start/finish line
Ground the blocks, do 15 OH presses with one block.
Run down to the stop sign,
Do 30 LBCs.
Run back to start/finish line.
Make a tick mark
Repeat. Starting with 15 PH presses.

Did this for about 30 mins. Got about 4 rounds in.

Cindys go back, run to shovel flag, some light mary.
Fini
COT

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I told you there was an awning

It was a dark and stormy morning and all the pax of the Fort made their decisions, the red pill or the blue pill.

Most fartsacked.

YHC was prepared for the elements and taylored a workout accordingly. We first went and saved a Cindy from the rain and took her up to the awning at NaFo’s bus drop off. Then, the music was set (Octane Workouts) and the cards were shuffled.

Deck if cards where drawn and reps were done.
:heart: = overhead press
:clubs: = curl
:spades: = squat with block
:diamonds:= Merkin
:black_joker:= 10 burpees (there were 4 in the deck)

After starting with a bunch of :diamonds: we knew it was going to get spicy at the end with :heart:.

There were also lots of spectators this morning as the basketball, football and track teams were going somewhere or doing something. I’m pretty sure they thought us old men were crazy.

Finished with some Marry and took Cindy back home.

Rain and lightning doesn’t have to stop you. Like they say, it’s only bad weather if you have bad gear, or don’t use your resources 😉

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Ole McHominy had a Farm

Soundtrack: See Amazon Playlist: “Farm F3 Workout”

WARMUP:
In Cadence:
Plank Lawn Mower Pulls
Cherry Pickers
Windmills
LBC
Low Slow Squat

THE THANG:

Part 1: Unloading & Loading the Trailer. The group split into two groups. Group A unloaded, stacked, and then reloaded 12 bales of pine needles from my utility trailer. Group B worked on an exercise while this occurred. Then the groups switched. This was repeated for the following four exercises: LBC, Merkin, Squat, Plank.

Part 2: Bucket Carry. Partners. One partner carries a weighted bucket to a point and back while the other partner completes an exercise. Switch roles and repeat. This was repeated for the following four exercises: LBC, Merkin, Squat, Plank.

Part 3: Hominy Hole Challenge. Cornhole boards were set up. Every man takes a toss.
Miss – 3 Burpees
On Board – 1 Burpee
In the Hole – No burpees
Take a lap. Repeat.

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Primal Screaming

WARMUP: SSH, iw, hw, Peter Parker, collect cinder blocks, pull-ups and toes to bar slowly
THE THANG:
25 yrd square
4 corners, 25 reps each
– Merkins
– Big boy sit-ups
– Bomb jacks
– Goblet squats with Cindy
Did 3 rounds
Bear crawl, bear crawl r, crawl bear, bear crawl l, as the mode of transportation

Thang 2
Carry the block to the 10 yrd line
10 man makers
Run back to the 0 (goal line), 3 burpees
To the 20, 20 merkins on the Cindy
Run to the 0, 3 burpees
To the 30, 30 goblet squats w/ Cindy
Run to the 0, 3 burpees
To the 40, 40 overhead press w/ Cindy
Run to the 0, 3 burpees
To the 50, 10 thrusters (psyche!! Only 10. Guys thought we’d do 50) then 50 Cindy swings

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: tortoise and hare mañana

COT: Rumbling Bald asked for a challenging workout, hopefully this delivered.

I struggle to push myself with an AMRAP style IronPAX workout like Thang 1. Usually I get bored and my motivation wanes after round 3. So, I switched it up and called the reps. This was to keep me motivated as much as the PAX.

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Q school June 2025

WARMUP:
SSH, windmill, low slow squat, butt kickers, side shuffle, high knees
THE THANG:

Bear crawl to 10
Lunge walk to 20
Rinse and repeat until other end zone

Move to stairs
Run two laps then 10 merkins, 10 squats, 10 Bulgarian split squats
Go all the way down and back on stadium

Bear crawl to 10, 10 merkins
Lunge walk to 20, 10 LBCs
Rinse and repeat

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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D-Day – The Greatest Generation

D-Day (June 6, 1944)

D-Day:
D-Day was the Allied plan to launch a massive invasion of Nazi-occupied France, opening a second front in Europe to relieve pressure on the Soviet Union in the east and hasten the defeat of Nazi Germany. The Allies aimed to break out of Normandy, liberate France, and advance toward Germany, ultimately ending the war in Europe.
Phases:
1. Airborne Assault: Shortly after midnight, thousands of paratroopers dropped behind enemy lines to disrupt German defenses.
2. Bombardment: Pre-dawn air and naval attacks targeted German coastal fortifications.
3. Amphibious Landings: From 6:30 AM, Allied troops landed on five beaches (Utah, Omaha, Gold, Juno, Sword). Fierce fighting occurred, especially at Omaha Beach.
4. Beachhead Establishment: By the end of the day, the Allies had secured footholds on all beaches, though not all objectives were met.

Casualties:
– Allied: About 4,414 killed on D-Day (over 10,000 casualties including wounded/missing).
– German: Estimated 4,000–9,000 killed or wounded.
– Civilians: Around 3,000 killed.

Significance:
The Normandy invasion was a turning point in World War II, marking the start of the liberation of Western Europe and placing immense pressure on German forces. Elaborate deception plans misled the Germans about the invasion’s location, and extensive planning ensured the Allies achieved surprise and established a crucial foothold in France.

WARMUP:
– Mosey around the parking lot to the cinder block storage
– Mosey with a cinderblock to the bleachers
– SSH X20
– Windmill X10

THE THANG:
Phase 1 “Overlord”
• 1944m Run = ~1.2 miles = scale up to 5 laps on the track
Phase 2 “Airborne Drop”
• 60 Coupon BO Rows
• Run ¼ mile
Phase 3 “Omaha Beach
• 100yd Bear Crawl
• 100yd Crawl Bear
• Run ¼ mile
Phase 4 “Utah Beach”
• 60 Merkins
• Run ¼ mile
Phase 5 “Gold Beach”
• 60 Coupon Swings
• Run ¼ mile
Phase 6 “Sword Beach”
• 60 Overhead Press
• Run ¼ mile
Phase 7 “Juno Beach”
• 60 Flying Squirrels
• Run ¼ mile

Maximus and Splinter were the only two to finish. Everyone else had to skip the last 1/4 mile due to time (not because we were smoked).

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Enter The Snake Pit Hurricane

12 pax entered the eye of the storm and got better. Welcome FNG’s Grogu and Binford!

<@U072Z2Z380L> brought out FNG Binford because of tools or something along those lines. :clap:

<@U076RS8F1DG> brought out his 2.0 FNK Grogu who can outrun all us old guys. :tada:

<@UST30T7FF> was on-deck after running 2,000 miles or something like that. :man-running:

<@U01NGHPR2HW> was blinding us with science and his shirt. :tshirt:

<@U083QU67RF0> still looks like Radar from M.A.S.H. to me. Nothing wrong with that. :hospital:

<@U5KBYSF6Y> was doing his best hair impression of Conan O’Brien :haircut:

<@U061P7HUFRR> was advertising for the next 2nd F event and for pizza next time. :pizza:

<@U076RS8F1DG> was holding the flag during COT and lead his family by bringing his 2.0. :us:

<@U01ABNC7YLU> was ready to sweep the leg at any moment :martial_arts_uniform:

<@UN6PTD007> was the king as always. :crown:

That’s my report. It has been submitted to the master of puppets and the sandman in charge.

Thrill is gone.

COT:
Bethel men’s shelter
Tortoise and Hare
Varsity going to one hour at 0500

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Bald WOD

WARMUP:
SSH, Windmill, IW, Honeymooner, Downward Dog
THE THANG:
Round 1: 20 reps of Merkins, LBC’s, Squats – Run Lap
20 reps of Dips, BBS, Monkey Humpers – Run lap
20 reps of SSH, Lunge (10 E/L), Incline Merk. – Run lap
Round 2: 30 reps of Merkins, LBC’s, Squats – Run Lap
30 reps of Dips, BBS, Monkey Humpers – Run lap
30 reps of SSH, Lunge (10 E/L), Incline Merk. – Run lap
Round 3: 40 reps of Merkins, LBC’s, Squats – Run Lap
40 reps of Dips, BBS, Monkey Humpers – Run lap
40 reps of SSH, Lunge (10 E/L), Incline Merk. – Run lap
MARY: No
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes, RYN
COT: Yes

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Beat the deck #1

WARMUP:
Quick warmup as we had a lot to cover. Cherry pickers and side straddle hops

THE THANG:
We had 9 cards face up and needed to guess higher or lower of any pile. Each card had a workout associated with it. You get the pick correct, we did 10 reps of the workout. You get the pick incorrect, you do 10 reps of the workout and a little jog to the sign and back.
2: Moroccan Nightclubs
3: Flutters
4: calf raises
5: American hammers
6: shoulder taps
7: big boy sit ups
8: Peter Parkers
9: Burpess
10: Merkins
J: cherry pickers
Q: imperial walkers
K: LBCs
A: Squats

430 reps total
10 jogs total

MARY:
Box cutters
Flutters
Freddie mercury
Body destroyers
Lbc

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Tort and hare
Bethel men shelter
Fort mill care center
Varsity moving to an hour

COT:
Prayers and praises for getting up and coming out, new baby on the way, job interviews, Vuvu and his family.

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