The Beast has Awakened

The Tomahawk was awaked and is not pleased with what it sees. This fabled AO is riddled with mystic and lore. Did it ever exist? Was there ever really an F3-Indian Land? Where did it go?

YHC is here to tell you Tomahawk was too much for this modern world. It was a place where men wore weight vests for the 5-mile pre-runs, then did kettlebell work outs for cool downs. I can assure you, the worst stories you have ever heard are watered down at best.

We are getting soft, and mushy. We talk too much. We lift things that weigh under 30LBS. We video stuff and talk about trendy topics.  It’s time for a rebirth by fire. Tomahawk is coming back to take teeth and kick names. There will be no fluff. Leave your Lululemon at home.

Launching 2-22-23 we will begin a Legends series where you can expect to see the royalty of AO pasted. YHC has an abundance of devilish delights for the coming months…so stay tuned.

There seems to be a vacancy at Catawba Ridge so we will plant our flag there and reclaim what is rightfully ours. You got what it takes?

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The Sweati Alternative

6 PAX thought they chose an easier option than the CSAUP #Sweati and posted at Alcatraz, not knowing that Skate or Die and YHC had some terrible ideas lined up. After the disclaimer, Skate or Die had the PAX mosey to end of lot and circle up for warmups… ssh, plank, mountain climber, Merkins, ssh. Then mosey along path to the infamous TC hill and to bottom for the beast (6 trips up, 6 stations per trip, 6 reps per station), 1st trip burpees.  Q modified weinke after reaching top of hill due to lack of oxygen. Lunged walked from top of hill to near the pull up bars, combination of curb walks w/ Merkins and curb crab-walks w/ dips.  Dynamic stretching back to top of hill and back to pull up bars, then 2 rounds of sprints along that stretch of road and then finally down to the bottom of the hill and back up. Finished first half with a round of Mary. YHC took over and mosey towards pull up bars, bypassed the bars back to the parking lot. Grab a 60lb sandbag (PAX were surprised they didn’t see the hidden gem) and we Indian walked handing the sandbag off back to the pull up bars. Broke the PAX into 3 groups of 2. 2 PAX switched off at the pull up for AMRAP while 2 PAX did sandbag tosses from one tree to the next while 2 PAX ran the path from the pull up bars to the top of hill and back. Once the PAX tossing the sandbag, were completed they swapped until all PAX completed all 3 stations. Mosey to bottom of hill, 10 merkins, 10 squats, sprint up hill to pull up bags to collect sandbag. mosey with sandbag back to parking lot for another round of Mary.

Appreciate PAX for posting for another day of #BAOPS.

Prayers for our brother CASH.

Trucker

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Snake Pit – Back and Open for Business

A few weeks ago, YHC was asked to Q at the Snake Pit.  The timing of dates was ironic given that  YHC was lucky enough to have the Q spot at the launch last October.   So the re-opening was set and PAX showed to support an accelerating site.

YHC chalked out the weinke the day before but mother nature washed it out overnight.  Thankfully an early arrival allowed time to re-chalk the “fun” PAX would have early that morning.

16 #HIM arrived ready to go with copious amounts of mumble chatter – something YHC sorely missed.  It was great to be back out in the gloom and at familiar sites.   After disclaimers were given, confirmation took place that no FNG’s were present (there were not) and the 5 core principles of F3 workouts were announced, off we moseyed without the bells.  Here’s what followed:

Mosey down the hill to the bus loop.  Upon arrival PAX began to circle until a JWOW sighting took place.  Fashionably late, he picked up the pace to join us and was met half way back up the hill.  We circled (or ovaled) up for the following IC:

Imperial Walkers x 15, 6 burpees OYO, Hillbilly Walkers X 15, 5 burpees OYO, Low slow squats x 12 with a hold to the people’s chair on the 12th rep.  While in the people’s chair, PAX completed the following IC:  10 Moroccan Night clubs, 10  shoulder taps, 10 air presses.  Legs were good and warm for what was to follow.  We moseyed back up the hill to our kettle bells and saunterd off to the base of the parking lot hill for a Partner Pyramid.  The pyramid was launched on the football field at the launch of the Snake Pit.  It seemed appropriate to bring it back out for the re-launch.  So we did.

Main Event:  Everyone was able to partner up evenly and began working up the pyramid then back down.  Exercises were 10, 10-20, 10-20-30, 10-20-30-40, 10-20-30-40-50, 50-40-30-20-10, 40-30-20-10, 30-20-10, 20-10, 10.  10 – goblet squats, 20 – hammer curls, 30 – tricep extensions, 40 – American hammers with the bell, 50 – kettle bell swings.  Partners alternated between working the pyramid and doing a 100 (ish) yard shuttle run to the top of the hill into the fire lane where work awaited arriving PAX before returning down the hill.  Partner 1 ran to the fire lane at the top of hill and did 10 burpees on trip one before coming back down to pick up where partner 2 left off on the pyramid, trip 2 was run, 10 hand release merkins, return. Trip 3 was run, 10 squats, return. Trip 4 was run, 10 diamond merkins, return.  Back to run, 10 burpees, return for trip 5 and so on.

PAX finished up the pyramid by moving to Al Gore as the 6 came in.  From there, we moseyed with the bells at 0557 to COT.  Time for an ab exercise or two until 0600 was upon us.

Flutters with the press x 15 plus a 30 second body destroyer to soak in the humidity was all time would allow.

Announcements were made for the 7-11 convergence as well as the discussion on race relations being held this Saturday, 6-13 at the Amphitheatre in Kingsley.  Prayers and praises were offered up for Polaroid’s daughter, for Cash, for YHC’s Dad and for 3D’s M.

NMM – Proximity matters.  If there’s one thing YHC has missed (and I suspect others have as well) during this pandemic, it’s the ability to look another PAX in the eye and to push one another to improvements we would likely never attain on our own.  Get proximate.  Engage with a shield lock and the accountability drives you to a much better place than without it.  Thank you, brothers.  And to 3D for the opportunity to Q again and re-launch the Snake Pit.

It was a honor to post with all of you.

Until next time:

Cyclops

 

 

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4 rounds of getting better

2017-11-27 Kettlebell at Tomahawk

it was a semi-brisk morning at Tomahawk.  6 men came out to get better.

Disclaimer was communicated!

Warmup:
Mosey around the outside ring of the parking lot.
High Knees
Butt Kickers
Karaoke
Pull knees to chest
Pull foot up
Toy Soldiers
25xSSH
10xWindmills
10xMerkins
Honeymooner
Downward Dog
10xLow Slow Squat
10xMountain Climbers
10xPeter Parker’s

The Thang (Workout):
Grab kettlebells and mosey to another part of the parking lot.

* Round 1 10 reps
* Round 2 15 reps
* Round 3 20 reps
* Round 4 10 reps

After each round we took a mosey around the inside ring of the parking lot.

Arnold Shoulder Press – Right Arm
Arnold Shoulder Press – Right Arm
Lunge KB Pass Through Right Leg
Lunge KB Pass Through Left Leg
Upright Row
Curl – Right Arm
Curl – Left Arm
American Hammer
Goblet Squat
Triceps Extension – Right Arm
Triceps Extension – Left Arm
KB Swings

Mosey back to COT.

Announcements
Christmas Party
Yeti 2018
Fast5 Marathon

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Prayers and praises
Healing for Bonesaw’s foot
Remember Porthole
Drop Thrill’s job interview

Thanks Polaroid for the opportunity!

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