Happy 247th Birthday to The United States Marine Corps

WARMUP: multiple dynamic movement to include side huff legs, butt kickers, kareoke, windmills, little baby arm circles, shoulder presses, Peter parkers, Parker peters.
THE THANG: 17- burpees, 75- SSHs
30 merkins, 30 squats, 30 lbcs. Mosey to next spot 30,30,30 upper, lower and core for each. We made a total of 8 stops with 20:pull ups at the half way point. At the 9th stop we did 7 merkins, 7 squats, and 7 burpees. Final total came to 247 upper body reps, 247 lower body reps and 247 core reps. This is to celebrate the 247th birthday of my beloved Marine Corps. I joined when I was 18 and not sure where in life I needed to be. Thankfully my wonderful Heavenly Father did.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: clay shooting for tomorrow has been canceled due to weather, bbq tasting is still on, blood drive and thanksgiving collection link in newsletter.
COT:prayers for beaker traveling, shower curtain shoulder surgery, unspoken prayers we all have.

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Load toads in, load toads out. Load toads running all about

A few more SIMULATED F-15s had to divert and landed at AO Pantheon. Two simulated load crews were formed by PAX.

WARMUP: Lunge Walk, Butt Kickers to the simulated AIM-9M loading station

THE THANG: 3 stations were set up simulating the load out for an F-15C/D: AIM-9M, AIM-7, and 20mm

9s – lift/carry simulated missile to load all four stations then shoulder carry to next spot for loading (actual missiles weigh 200 lbs – simulated missiles were 30# ruck for rocket motor, cinder block for guidance/warhead)

20mm- 20# KB
         Two-handed curls x 20
         Swings x 20
         Goblet Squat x 20
                 partner(s) merkins first round BBSU second

7s- Pain Randomizer
All crew members perform 20 exercises resulting from die being rolled 3x

Mosey around parking lot between stations.

MARY: Just a little light stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Find an event to contribute to D2D fundraising

COT: Branch family grieving loss of Louie.
Jordan family

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Load toads in, load toads out. Load toads running all about

A few more SIMULATED F-15s had to divert and landed at AO Pantheon. Two simulated load crews were formed by PAX.

WARMUP: Lunge Walk, Butt Kickers to the simulated AIM-9M loading station

THE THANG: 3 stations were set up simulating the load out for an F-15C/D: AIM-9M, AIM-7, and 20mm

9s – lift/carry simulated missile to load all four stations then shoulder carry to next spot for loading (actual missiles weigh 200 lbs – simulated missiles were 30# ruck for rocket motor, cinder block for guidance/warhead)

7s – 20# KB
         Two-handed curls x 20
         Swings x 20
         Goblet Squat x 20
                 partner(s) merkins first round BBSU second

20mm rounds – Pain Randomizer
All crew members perform 20 exercises resulting from die being rolled 3x

Mosey around parking lot between stations.

MARY: Just a little light stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Find an event to contribute to D2D fundraising

COT: Branch family grieving loss of Louie.
Jordan family

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Funky shorts day

WARMUP: Mosey around teeter, deep breathes at the dumpsters, circle up on far end. SSHs, windmills, low slow squats. MNCs. Finish up warm ups with mucho chesto. 10 merkins, 10 diamonds, 10 wide arm, 10 stagger right, and 10 stagger left.
THE THANG: Mosey up to church parking lot for accumulating BOMBS. Perform first letter, run to front of church for 10 merkins, run back to start. Do first and second letter, run,…repeat…you know the drill.
B=5 burpees, O=10 Os (abs), M=15 mountain climbers, B=20 big boys, S=25 surf Jack’s.
Partner up for jump overs. P1 holds plank, P2 jumps over and does flying squirrel, repeat up to 10, then switch. We did 10, 8, 6, 4, 2. At 6 we switched to burpees instead of squirrels and added hand release merkins to plank.
Mosey back to lot and grab some curb. 20 toe taps, 20 dips, 15 toe taps, 15 dips. Finish up with 2 slaughter sets. 10 box cutters, 9 dying cockroaches, 8 BC, 7 DC….after 1 Finish with 10 box cutters. Keep legs off ground for entire series. Second set, 10 hand release merkins, 9 mountain climbers….Finish w/10 hand release…crowd pleaser after a lot of chest work. Mosey back to COT.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Apparently I missed the memo on funky shorts day. Grassy Knoll tried but it was Spectre for the win w/a fancy pair & matching headwrap. So next week the PAX will need to rise to the challenge.
COT: Thx for the opportunity Slapshot!

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Rainy morning Pantheon

WARMUP: SSH (IC), honeymooners
THE THANG: moseyed over to the entrance of the school where it was dry and pulled out a deck of cards. I had a much different workout planned, but was thinking being in the rain was not the best idea for YHC, so this was plan B.
Breakdown was:
Diamonds = merkins
Spades= squats
Clubs = mountain climbers
Hearts = BBSUs
Aces were 14 count, that made everyone happy and the 2 jokers = 10 burpees
Finished early so we started some 11s with diamond merkins and lunges, but only got about 1/2 way through. Original MOT was bear crawl and crab walk, but was quickly revised to run and nur
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read newsletter

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Audible

WARMUP:
Basic COP (SSH, IW, Cherry Pickers)
THE THANG:
Run to the bottom of Hubert Graham
4 Light Poles on the left side, at each do 5, 10, 15, 20 reps and then run back down to the bottom to start over:
– Burpees
– Squats (Nur up hill)
– Merkins

On the way back to TCES, variety of exercises to keep the pax together:
– Flutter
– Box Cutter
– Monkey Humpers
– Bombjacks

MARY: 1 minute of Mary to close out with Freddy’s.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Read your newsletter

COT:
– Prayers for estranged daughter Lara
– Prayers for pediatric speech therapist for Jed
– Prayers for comfort as Dana becomes a caregiver to boyfriend with stage 4 cancer

Honor to Serve.

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Pantheon 500

WARMUP: 20 SSH IC

THE THANG:
5 burpees for a buy in
100 calf raises
Run a loop around the parking lot (~0.3 miles)
100 squats
Run
100 gas pumpers
Run
100 merkins
Run
100 CDD
Run

Had time left over so we did
100 calf raises
Run
5 burpees buy out

A round of Mary’s to close out

Thank you for the opportunity to Q

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Are you Tony Hawk?

WARMUP:
– 30-something SSHs
– Dynamic stretching on soccer field
– Discussion about the origins of my F3 name and the fact that a kid at Inizios really REALLY thought I was Tony Hawk – lol
– The F3 Name conversation spilled over to some of the other PAX present…Change Order expressed grievance over being picked on because of his career, Kermit apparently really likes broad jumps – I don’t know 🤷‍♂️

THE THANG:
A tour of the campus was the basic premise:
– Mosey to the athletic entrance: Lunges walks/reverse lunge walks w/ assorted exercises in between (bomb jacks, big boy sit-ups, monkey humpers, etc.) between light poles
– Mosey to bus loop: Merkin train (1 merkin and walk your hands 3 “steps” to the right) down one side of the curb
– Wall sits alternating with BTTW x3
– Merkin train part 2
– Mosey to the playground: 1 pull up, 2 chin ups, 1 Kraken Burpee, 10 knees to chest on the swings x 3
– Mosey to back of school for assorted stupidity (maktar jais on the wall, bear crawls, calf raises up the steps, broad jumps, more lunge walks)
– Mosey to front of middle school at top of car rider loop: 11s with big boy sit-ups at bottom of hill and burpees at top – completed 1/10, 2/9, and 3/8
– “Catch me if you can” sprint back to COT

MARY: 4 min of PAX favorites

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Charity Shoot and Bourbon Tasting coming soon
COT: Kermit took us out!

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Ironclad for the Win

WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, LSS, Moroccan Nightclubs, downward dog/honeymooners
THE THANG: my son Ironclad (11) has been posting at the Yard and was very eager to help create the winky.  He wrote out the exercises so this is a workout an 11 year old can do 😉

5 reps of Merkins, Derkins, Diamond Merkins, Parker Peters.  Run half way around the loop and complete another set of 5 reps of each exercise.
Rinse and repeat but increase the rep count to 10 of each exercise.

Mosey to the back of the school for some wall work. Balls to the Wall. Every man does a 10 count (hold position for 90 seconds). Recovery is a wall sit for 90 seconds. Rinse and repeat!

Mosey to the next station:  
Round 1: 20 SSH, 20 Flutters, 40 squats, 40 shoulder taps (double count), 30 Carolina Dry Docks – run a lap around the parking lot
Round 2: 20 Xs & Os, 15 Big Boys, 20 LBCs, 15 Flutters, 10 Diamond merkins

Mosey to the pull up bars:
Split in 2 groups. 1st group completes 10 pull ups. 2nd group completes 10 knees to chest using the swing sets. Flapjack and complete 2 rounds

Mosey back to COT for 2mins of Mary to finish.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: t laps for Poppins and his work on the Kenya shoes collection.
COT:praying for Double Ds father in surgery today, for Lookout’s son as he is dealing with seizures. Spectre’s family as they fly in from Chicago before hurricane Ian. Praying for all this impacted by the hurricane.

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IronPax Week 4. The End

WARMUP: Instructions and quick SSH and Windmills.
THE THANG: The last IronPax of the season was build for runners and titled “Death by Skiny Runner”. It was 3 miles
Of running and 650 reps for time.

100 Gas Pumpers (Knees to Chest – watch the video)
50 Jump Rope
1 mile run
25 Hello Dollies (seriously, watch the video)
25 Burpees
50 Jump Rope
400-meter run
25 Hand Release Merkins (we explain a lot in the video)
25 V-Ups
50 Jump Rope
400-meter run
25 Leg Raises
25 Jungle Boi Squats – 2 spoons style (we will even do demonstrations)
50 Jump Rope
400-meter run
25 4-count flutter kicks (watch the video)
25 Bonnie Blairs (hard way – right leg and left leg counts as 1 – if there is any question about this, re-watch the video)
50 Jump Rope
400-meter run
100 Big Boy Sit-ups
50 Jump Rope
1 mile run

MARY: none. We were all gassed
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethal Mens Shelter service opportunity. Read your Newsletter
COT:

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