Sweet Baby Jesus

The cold front came through and it was winter temps again. But the love for U-Haul brought out the men today.
WARMUP: SSH, IW, HBW, squat, windmill
THE THANG: Run to Church of Nazarene on Harris Street.
Partner up for Dora. 100 merkins, 200 squat, 300 LBC. Partner runs around building.

Keep partners. Wheel barrow up and down stairs.

Squat up stairs. Bear crawl up and down stairs

Native American Run back to COT
MARY: Round Robin: flutter, ABC, box cutter, American Hammers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: May 16th: Conoli Run. Also Ruck challenge.
COT: U-Haul and his family were on everyone’s mind today. The Pax honored him by telling stories and having fond remembrances. Lifting up marriages and family.

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Super G likes burpees I guess

WARMUP: SSH, merkins, windmills, low slow squat
THE THANG: ran around Kingsley all all different spots, every time we stopped to do the exercises below, Super G asked us all to do a burpee…who knew.
– 20 merkins, 20 squats, 20 shoulder taps
– Next stop was: 20 lunges, 20 hammers, 20 calf raises…and 15 of the above exercises
– Next stop was: 20 CDD, 20 plank jacks, 20 seal jacks…15 of #2 and 10 of #1.
– Next stop was 20 dips, 20 flutters, 20 overhead claps…15 of the above only
– A few more random stops with the above mixed in
MARY: about 3 exercises here
ANNOUNCEMENTS: csaups and your newsletter
COT: Janick’s and Uhaul prayers, family sicknesses and letting go of our controls

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Death by burpees & bears

WARMUP: SSH, Merkins, mountain climbers, cherry pickers
THE THANG: Four corners with bear crawls, 21s of LBCs & burpees
MARY: Yes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes
COT: Prayers and praises

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The hills were alive at Dawn Patrol

WARMUP: short mosey SSH and a burpee X 3
THE THANG: 4 corners at the park next to the town offices. Hand Release Merkins were a crowd favorite.

Some curb work at the lot near 160. Diamond Derkin Burpees were attempted.

Some partner work and laps around the Ampitheater.

3 kinds of jacks (plank, bomb, and seal) and the a hill climb with burpees on top.

Bear Crawl the grassy hill. Because we GET TO!

MARY: She never made it up the hill.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Adopt a Highway / Bethel Shelter / Cannoli Run / The overnight ruck!
COT: Lord give us strength for the challenges we all endure.

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Webb-o-Rama

WARMUP:
Ran to an empty lot for some of the standards.

THE THANG:
4 Cones set up ascending the grass hill at the of the parking lot. Each cone was a workout station where 2 exercises were done in Jack Webb style (1:4 ratio)

– Burpees // 4 SSH (1-5) (6-8) (9-10)
– Bear crawl to next station
– Captain Thor – Big boy sit up // 4 American Hammers
– partner wheelbarrow to next station
– Dan Taylors // Squats
– partner wheelbarrow to next station
– Jack Webb –
– Run around to first station

Great work by all pax!

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Webb-o-Rama

WARMUP:
Ran to an empty lot for some of the standards.

THE THANG:
4 Cones set up ascending the grass hill at the of the parking lot. Each cone was a workout station where 2 exercises were done in Jack Webb style (1:4 ratio)

– Burpees // 4 SSH (1-5) (6-8) (9-10)
– Bear crawl to next station
– Captain Thor – Big boy sit up // 4 American Hammers
– partner wheelbarrow to next station
– Dan Taylors // Squats
– partner wheelbarrow to next station
– Jack Webb –
– Run around to first station

Great work by all pax!

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Wet and Sweaty

WARMUP: ssh, low slow squat merkins. We played duck, duck, burpee. Pax circle up and hold a square. Person who is “it” bear crawls around circle and stops at a pax – both do 5 burpees. First done gets spot in circle.

THE THANG:
10 bomb jacks
10 merkins
10 burpees
Run around circle
10 BJs
10 merkins
9 burpees
Run
Repeat until 1 burpee

Partner up.
P1 runs around the “horseshoe”. P2 lunge walks after him. Partners switch when p1 gets back to p2. Finish when lunger reaches end of circle.
2nd round: Nur and reverse lunge
3rd round: bear crawl and run

20min EMOM consisting of merkins, burpees, jump squats and a whole lot more.

PAX left soaked and tired. Successs
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Cougars and Gold Diggers

Stole from Spike: https://f3thefort.com/2026/02/18/hill-sprints/

WARMUP: yea
THE THANG: see Spike’s stuff. I dropped many (NOT ALL) of the burpees by poplar demand
MARY: flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: lots in the newsletter
COT: was held….think about problems and conditions

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Hill Sprints

WARMUP:
Mosey up the hill towards the lot by White Street, stopping along the way for:
Side Straddle Hops, Squats, Peter Parker, Parker Peter, Up Dog, Down Dog, Walk the Dogs

THE THANG: Board of Pain at top of hill by the White Street
Do 10 reps of first exercise, run down hill for 2 burpees, run back up hill.
Repeat the pattern until last exercise has 20 burpees at the bottom of the hill.

1. Donkey Kicks / 2 burpees
2. Big Boys / 4 burpees
3. Bomb Jacks / 6 burpees
4. Merkins / 8 burpees
5. LBCs / 10 burpees
6. Jump Squats / 12 burpees
7. Shoulder Taps / 14 burpees
8. Apolo Ohno / 16 burpees
9. Calf Raises / 18 burpees
10. Overhead claps / 20 burpees
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dam to Dam, Break the Dam
COT: Prayers for healing, wellness of kids, family, community

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My taste was acquired

The chill came back and 8 showed up for a run around the Sunbelt parking lot.

From the amphitheater at Kingsley we moseyed up to Sunbelt. At one end of the lot, we completed various upper and lower exercises that were written on my weinke. Running across the lot to the far end, we spent more time doing various upper and lower body exercises that were written on my weinke.

I gave Spike my weinke so I am going to fail to list the details of exactly what we performed.

There was a decent amount of mumblechatter that kept things just interesting enough that Super-G was able to hang. He did not stay for my motivational speech at the end and missed out on a good one. Ask me sometime about my two words for the last few years.

Old Bay was missed as his solar panels failed him this morning.

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