Category: Lazarus

Goose got loose

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WARMUP: SSH, Cherry pickers, moroccan night clubs, low slow squat,
THE THANG:Circuit 1: Bear Crawl Burner (10 minutes)

Perform 3 rounds, or AMRAP in 10 min:
• Bear Crawl Forward 20 yards, then reverse crawl back
• 15 Merkins (modify: incline or on knees if needed)
• 20 Big Boy Sit-ups
• 10 Jump Squats (scale: regular air squats)

Recovery Option: Walk a lap or 30 sec plank hold between rounds.

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? 3. Circuit 2: Step-Up Strength Set (10 minutes)

Find a sturdy surface (bench, wall ledge, curb, or low bleacher). Do 3 rounds:
• 20 Step-Ups (10 each leg)
• 15 Bulgarian Split Squats (use same surface, 8 each leg)
• 20 LBCs
• 10 Burpees (scale: 5 if needed)

Note: Step-up pace can be moderate to preserve legs for later.

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? 4. Circuit 3: Full Body AMRAP (10 minutes)

As Many Rounds As Possible in 10 minutes:
• 10 HR Merkins
• 15 Air Squats
• 20 Mountain Climbers (R+L = 1)
• 15 Lunges (total)
• 30 sec plank hold

Goal: Consistent pace, emphasize form.

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? 5. Cooldown Yoga Flow (7 minutes)

Guided Flow:
1. Downward Dog – 30 sec
2. Step to Forward Fold – 20 sec
3. Slow Roll Up to Mountain Pose
4. Warrior I (R) – 30 sec
5. Warrior II (R) – 30 sec
6. Flow to Plank → Cobra → Downward Dog
7. Warrior I (L) – 30 sec
8. Warrior II (L) – 30 sec
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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One Man in a Webb

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A light warmup was done with SSHs, arm circles, windmills and a few stretchy things. It was about 5:20 am and it’s just me, myself and I. At this point I had a decision to make; do I get back in the car, go to the comfort of my bed, and spiral into being a sad clown for the day. Nope, that is not what the Men of The Fort do. Whether it’s 1 or 100 we get after it.

I moseyed to lower lot past the theater. I guess I’ll this Bearkin Jax Taps.

Starting at one end of the lot, do 1 merkin, 1 plank jack, and 1 shoulder tap (Right + Left equal 1)
Bear crawl about 10 yards or so then do 2 merkins, 2 plank jacks, and 2 shoulder taps (Right + Left equal 1)
Repeat until 10 reps of merkins, plank jacks and shoulder taps.

Moseyed to the short hill just past Nana’s for a web hill run.

1:4 Ratio
1 Merkin at the bottom
Run up hill
4 Air Presses
Run down the hill
2 Merkins
Run up the hill
8 Air Presses
Repeat until 10 & 40 reps

Run back to COT for a CDD Webb
1:4 Ratio
1 CDD: 4 Squats
2CDD: 8 Squats
Up to 10:40

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Recycled in the rain

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WARMUP:
10 Windmills
10 Imperial Walkers
THE THANG:
Modified 4 corners with three rounds of 30, 20 and 10

Station 1
– side straddle hops
– Donkey kicks
– Penguins
– Run

Station 2
– Mountain climbers
– Squat jumps
– Shoulder taps
– Run

Station 3
– Merkins
– Plank jacks
– Shoulder taps
– Run

Station 4
– Burpees
– CDD
– Run

Rinse and repeat
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel men’s shelter
Tortoise and hare
COT:
– PAX down rang
– Loved ones who are struggling
– Patience with kids this summer

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Bald WOD

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WARMUP:
SSH, Windmill, IW, Honeymooner, Downward Dog
THE THANG:
Round 1: 20 reps of Merkins, LBC’s, Squats – Run Lap
20 reps of Dips, BBS, Monkey Humpers – Run lap
20 reps of SSH, Lunge (10 E/L), Incline Merk. – Run lap
Round 2: 30 reps of Merkins, LBC’s, Squats – Run Lap
30 reps of Dips, BBS, Monkey Humpers – Run lap
30 reps of SSH, Lunge (10 E/L), Incline Merk. – Run lap
Round 3: 40 reps of Merkins, LBC’s, Squats – Run Lap
40 reps of Dips, BBS, Monkey Humpers – Run lap
40 reps of SSH, Lunge (10 E/L), Incline Merk. – Run lap
MARY: No
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes, RYN
COT: Yes

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Beautiful morning for Burpacides and 4 Corners

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WARMUP: SSH / Windmills / Moroccan Night Clubs / Low Slow Squats / Cherry Pickers / Merkins
THE THANG: Mosey around the shops and avoid delivery trucks. Had to the lot behind the theater and start burpacides. The burpacides were ascending and descending on 8 parking lines with a burpee at each from 1 to 8 and back to 1. Then a nice long mosey about 40 yards to start 4 corners.
Corner 1: 20 V-Sits then bear crawl to
Corner 2: 20 Freddy Mercury’s on a 4 count then lunge to
Corner 3: 20 Pickle Pounders then crab walk to
Corner 4: 20 Plank Jacks then lunge back to corner 1.
Indian run back to the start.
MARY: 8 rounds of Capitan Thors 1 BBS and 4 American Hammers. PAX saved by the bell.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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skinny arms

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WARMUP:
– SSH / CP / IW / WM
THE THANG:
– 4-corners: 2x sandbag / 2x cindy / 2x abs / 2x kettlebell
– tire flip: 2 teams
– Jack Webb: 1:4 Merkins + OH clap
MARY:
– 6-count burpee
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– read your newsletter
COT:
– was held

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Back to School

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We warmed up with the Motivator and then did some stretchy things. We moseyed around TJ the front of the theater where we went to school.

Billy Madison inspired workout — 1 exercise 12 reps, for each grade. As we matriculated to the next grade we couldn’t forget our previous lesson so we repeated that exercise and performed the next grades exercise. As we were running out of time we accelerated our lessons by the 9th grade
– K – SSH
– 1st – Mountain Climbers
– 2nd – Merkins
– 3rd – Squats
– 4th – LBCs
– 5th – CDDs
– 6th – Flutter Kicks
– 7th – Lunges
– 8th – Diamond Merkins
– 9th – Plank Jacks
– 10th – Shoulder Taps
– 11th – American Hammers
– 12th – Burpees

Moseyed back to COT. No time for Mary. Ended with announcements and prayers and praises.

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Lazarus Preps the Murph

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WARMUP: SSH, Hillbilly Walkers, Cherry Pickers, Windmill, Merkins, Stretching
THE THANG: Run 0.375 Miles, then 25 BBS, 50 Merkins, 75 Squats, Then run 0.375, 25 BBS, 50 Merkins, 75 Squats, repeat 4x
MARY: 5 Burpees, boys called some Mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel tonight!
COT:

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Tour de parking lot

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WARMUP:
SSH
Imp Walker
Hillbilly Walker
Low slow squat
Merkin
BROGA

THE THANG:
Bear crawl Merkin compound
Stair run ab gauntlet
Bear crawl CCD compound
Dora
Slam ball
Jump rope
Dips
Overhead press
2 sets and switch

MARY:
None
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel Men
Amrap for autism
COT:
Marriages
Kid changes and moving in school

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Hardwood Sighting and 24 Islands of Fun

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F3 Lazarus Bootcamp – 4/17/25

Warmup:
SSH
Imperial Walker
Windmill
Hillbilly Walker
Cherry Picker
Merlin
Peter Parker’s

The Thang:
24 Islands of Fun
Do 12 reps at each parking lot island of the exercise below. There are 3 rows of islands, 8 per row, 24 total.

Modes of Transportation
1st row – Crab Walk
2nd row – Bear Crawl
3rd row – Lunge Walk

1. Squats
2. Merkins
3. Big boy sit-ups
4. Calf raises
5. Hello Dollys
6. Burpees
7. Flutters
8. Shoulder taps
9. American hammers
10. Carolina Dry Docks
11. V-Ups
12. Dips
13. Mtn Climbers
14. OH Raises
15. Derkins
16. Low slow squats
17. Plank Jacks
18. Bobby Hurleys
19. LBCs
20. Lunges
21. Box Cutters
22. Seal Jacks
23. Diamond Merkins
24. Jump Squats

Play Black Betty – Ram Jam
Plank it out, merkin everytime they say Bam a Lam

Mary:
Hello Dolly
American Hammers

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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