Seagrams and 7s

F3 block party 11/18/2024

Warmup:
Windmill
Cherry picker
Imperial Walker
Hillbilly Walker

The Thang:
7s – hill on Monroe White St
Burpees
Tie touches

4s – Stairs FM Church of God
Dips
Sister Mary Catherine’s

4s – Bear Crawl – Parking lot of Church of God
Squats
Leg Lifts

Run back to COT

Mary:
Black Betty on Spotify – Plank position. Merkin every time ‘Black Betty’ is said.

Done.

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Election Day Party

WARMUP: mosey to WEP. 50 SSH, IWs, Windmills, and Cherry Pickers
THE THANG: mosey to PIKE parking lot. Bear crawls every 10yds 15 merkins. Total of 100yds
Mosey to Walls 15 step ups single count 15 squats, 15 derkins 2 rounds, mosey to Massey Hill 11’s big boys at bottom burpees at top.
MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Chritmas Party, Bourbon and bbq, Bethel, Thanksgiving convergence
COT: Vulnerability

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Too many merkins

Warmup
Run to Hill
SSH
Hillbilly Walkers
Imperial Walkers
Merkins
Honeymooners
Downward Dog

The Thang
Dora
100 CDD
200 Squats
300 Merkins
400 LBC
One does exercise, one runs up the hill
Bear Crawl up the hill
Return to COT

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bourbon BBQ
Trash pickup
Beers for Beetus
Men’s Shelter

COT:
Prayers for health and the country

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Figure it out

WARMUP: gathered up, ran to the top of the hill and into the parking lot. Quick round of SSH, 5 burpees, more SSH and 4 burpees. Low slow squat and some hillbilly walkers. Ran down the hill and to WEP playground.
THE THANG: Partner up for some Dora.
– 100 pull ups (realized there weren’t any pull up bars so you figured it out)
– 200 merkins
– 300 squats
– Timer was partner running around the playground

Ran to engineering parking lot in the front and found the wall. Did a wall sit where the pax held the sit while we went down line and did 5 press ups on the wall, 2x.

Wrapped by going to the big hill and did this 3x up and down.

MARY: we did this for about 2 min.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT: of course

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The Kickoff of the Funhouse Farewell Tour

WARMUP:
I am certain we warmed up.

THE THANG:
It occurred to me as I sat to write this, that I have no idea (since it was a MONTH ago) what all we did that morning. I usually have a plan written out ahead that I either commit to memory, or will even shove a printout in my pocket to reference just in case. I didn’t do that this time. I know that I tried to call a few of the favorites of <@UGNDJBDU3> in his honor. I know we hit The Zipper and we definitely performed the Gonorrhea Burpee (because it has The Clap), but that’s all I really recall…

Now, the only person likely to read this is <@UGU3XR5RP>, but I just got painfully convicted about not writing Backblasts in a timely nor efficient manner. As I was looking back to see if I could find this weinke, I discovered that I have the BB from both my FNG post (administered by <@UN6U5PXNJ> and <@U08GGTLHL>) and from my VQ at The Armory.

<@U07QXBKKF5F> joined us as an FNG that morning. As it turns out, this came at a critical time in his life… and is hopefully blessing it. But, I failed him as a Q. He now does not have the enjoyment or blessing of being able to go back and read the report from his first post and reflect on that in the same way that I do. The first day I posted, I was sure I was going to die when Pusher said, “And now for the second half, I’ll hand this off to Jekyll”. I didn’t understand how the toughest workout I had ever done to that point in my adult life could have a SECOND HALF.

That’s a cherished memory. So, for Road Rash and every man after him, I commit to writing BackBlasts, making them interesting and timely, and hyping the reading of them after the fact. I also will attempt to persuade other men to do the same.

MARY: No chicks.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.

COT: The 5th Core Principle.

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St Paul’s Yoga club

WARMUP: mosey to veterinarian parking lot… SSH, MNC, ISQW, CP
THE THANG: mosey to intersection of Spring Street and W-Leroy, sprint W Leroy to Pine Street.
Heading up Pine Street, at each intersection (5 total), add 5 reps to the following:
Merkins, LBC, squats, flutter-kicks
Once at SPEChurch, Yoga for ~15 min… mosey back to COT

MARY: no time for the ladies this AM

ANNOUNCEMENTS: beers for ‘Betes, CRI volunteers needed, other WNC relief

COT: held/prayers lifted

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Belly Dance

WARMUP: warmup jog, Side straddle hops, Imperial walkers, Windmill
THE THANG:
:sweat:
Round 1 – 100 – Earl Fonda (right side)
Round 1 – 100 – Earl Fonda (Left Side)
Round 2 – 150 – Flutter Kicks
Round 4 – 200 – Freddie Mercury
Round 5 – 250 – LBC
Second set
Bear Crawl
Round 1 – 20 – Lunges
Round 1 – 20 – Squat

Great Work y’all

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Four Corner Fest

IC SSH, Moroccan Nightclub, Cherry pickers, lss, mtn climbers, plank, hands to the sky, Honeymooner, down dog
mosey

Four corners
CDD 20 IC
Up main – Hold plank at each corner for 6
Right at Tom hall
CDD 15 IC
Right at Monroe white
CDD 10 IC
Right on confederate
CDD 5 IC

Shoulder taps 20 IC
Up main – Hold plank at each corner for 6
Right at Tom hall
Shoulder taps 15 IC
Right at Monroe white
Shoulder taps 10 IC
Right on confederate
Shoulder taps 5 IC

Low slow squat 20 IC
Up main – al gore at each corner for 6
Right at Tom hall
Ls Squat 15 IC
Right at Monroe white
Ls squat 10 IC
Right on confederate
Ls squat 5 IC

Monkey humper 10 IC
Up main – al gore at each corner for 6
Right at Tom hall
MH 10 IC
Right at Monroe white
MH 10 IC
Right on confederate
MH 10 IC

Mosey to COT. Stretching and LBC to 6

Making these editable is a dangerous proposition that <@UGU3XR5RP> should look into before <@U5CVD8D7V> really causes problems.

It’s ok, nobody reads them anyway.

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Pole Dancing

WARMUP: Windmills, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly Walkers
THE THANG:

Thang 1—Run to the WEP playground area. The intention was to do three pull-ups, but due to wet and slippery conditions, we did a small partner workout. Exercise: 50 Mike Tysons using the swing Timer: Jog two laps around the playground area. Exercise: 50 Inclined Pull-ups using the swing Timer: Jog two laps around the playground area.

Thang 2 – From the playground area we ran from each porch swing and did 10 Merkins at each stop. Stopping at the far side of the park near the restrooms. We then did a series of 7s (6&1) where we did Burpees at the bottom of the hill ran up the grassy hill and did Squats at the top.

Thang 3 – From the restrooms, we ran to the corner of Adrey Street and RT160 . We stayed on Adrey Street and ran from RT160 to Harris Street. We stopped at each telephone pole and did 2 Burpees, 4 Merkins, 6 SSH. Everyone made it to Harris Street but we ran out of time to finish. All-in-all there were 21 telephone poles.
MARY: No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sundae ruck this Saturday
COT: Closed in Prayer

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Flying Squirrels led to Walnut Attack

Disclaimer disclaimed
Mosey to the stage at WEP

Warm Up:
20 SSH IC
10 Windmills IC
10 LSS IC
10 Hill Billy Walkers IC
10 Imperial Walkers IC
10 MNCs IC
Yoga?

The Thang – Pearls on a String around WEP. At each swing, do the following. When you finish, pick up the 6.
10 Merkins
10 Squats
10 Flying Squirrels

Mosey to Pike Entrance stopping to do Toy Soldiers across long, rough parking lot.
Grabbed some wall at Pike entrance:
7s of Derkins and Bomb Jax
7s of Step Ups and Dips

Back to CoT for Mary.

Mary – Flutters, American Hammers, Weird AmHams (Esso) and J-Los.

CoT: stays in CoT

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