I’m Not A Runner?

WARMUP:
Slight mosey to the road leading from the Fort Mill parkway entrance to the AO.
Some 21’s of SSH and IW/HW (alternating IW and HW every round of 5)
20 SSH & 1 IW
19 SSH & 2 IW

16 SSH & 5 IW

THE THANG:

DORA of
100 Merkins
200 LBCs
300 Squats
One partner runs ~70yards up and down the slight incline
Continued the 21’s from above for another 5 rounds.

5 burpees
Run the same distance as from the DORA
10 squats
Run
10 Merkins
Run
10 LBCs
Run
X2

Then wrapped up as many of the 21’s as possible before COT.

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1-Year Anniversary Pain Special

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Morrocon NC, Merkin, Hillbilly Walkers, Overhead Claps, Calf Raises, and Cherry Pickers
THE THANG:
Pull ups and Stations= Round 1: Group 1 @ Pull Up Bar & Group 2 doing Burpees for 2 minutes; Round 2: Group 1 @ Pull Up Bar & Group 2 doing Squats for 1 minute; Round 3: Group 1 @ Pull Up Bar & Group 2 doing Seal Jacks for 1 minute
Tennis Courts Area= (12) Count/ Exercise for 3 Rounds and Run after each Round: Box Jumps, Derkins, I-Merkins, Dips, Shoulder Taps
Light Pole Transportation= Bear Crawl, Lunges, and Run Back to COT
Briefly talked about Q3.8 Candor
MARY: American Hammers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Beth Shelter and Blood Drive
COT: Patience

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Where’s the breeze?

WARMUP:
Mosey
20 SSH IC
10 Windmills IC
10 LSS IC
Yoga

THE THANG:
Started with 11’s – pull ups and feelings on guardrail

Then went down to tennis courts where weights had been laid out at concrete bleachers. 8 stations consisting of
45lb steps ups – 10 each leg
20 flutters
25lb Front Raises – 10 reps
20 Hello Dollys
45lb bent over rows – 10 reps
25lb squats – 20 reps
25lb curls – 10 reps
25lb – tricep ext – 10 reps

Almost finished 3 circuits before running back to COT.

On the run back, stopped at last 4 light poles for 5 Imperial squat Walkers.

MARY:
Shoulder Taps, Box Cutters and Dying Cockroaches.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Coffeeteria this morning, convergence on the 4th, blood drive on 7/14.

COT: Stays in COT… except happy anniversary to Battle Bot and M!

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Warmup hanging out with the bot

WARMUP:

SSH
low slow squat
merkins

mosey down left side of school
changing mode of transport at each light pole
mosey
nur
bear crawl
karaoke
lunge walk

stop at end of blacktop
suicide runs down the length of the driveway area using the 4 lights as the stopping points

3 rounds. 1 minute each. Split into 2 groups
Group 1 – dead hang
Group 2 – Plank
Switch
Group 1 – dead hang
Group 2 – Al Gore
Switch
Group 1 – dead hang
Group 2 – hold a lunge
Switch

activating the lats during a dead hang helps with the movement and also recruits more muscles to punish. We don’t do a lot of grip work, nor pullups due to the nature of the F3 sites, so I think this is important to incorporate OTB or more regularly in workouts.

AMRAP 12 minutes
20 merkins
20 plank jacks
20 bomb jacks
5 burpee pull-ups (PAX can use their momentum from the jump to assist)

THE THANG:

5 pull-ups
Mosey back to COT

MARY: yes

ANNOUNCEMENTS: lots of 2nd F

COT: Named our FNG Focker. He is Funhouse’s daughter’s boyfriend so it seemed appropriate. 17 year old who is going to be a senior at Catawba Ridge, and we are glad to have him.

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What warmup

WARMUP: we ran to the back of the school…and got to work
THE THANG: Cranked up some tunes and started with some Kid Rock. Quickly learned that “American Badass” would be 🌪’s new theme song. So we did the exercises below, had some chatter along the way, but after each exercise, we ran to certain sections where the guardrails were at and then back to the music and instructions.
– 10 burpees
– 15 diamonds
– 20 hand release
– 25 wide arm
– 30 merkins
– 35 rangers
…(no, I don’t care that this was a lot of chest, get to work)
– 40 CDDs
– 45 plank jacks
– 50 mountain climbers (count right leg only)
– 60 single count should taps
…moved to legs and core and doubled up for time before we ran
– 25 jump squats
– 50 LBC
– 30 sec wall sit
– 30 double count hammers
– 40 step ups
– 50 calf raises
– 30 seconds Al Gore
…run back to COT and run in with 🌪 theme song.
MARY: no time for MARY today
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Shanks got this part!
COT: Shout out to Shanks for 9 years and best of luck with the move and future M!!

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Jumping to the Bleachera

WARMUP: Run to parking lot.
Stop 1 10 burpees
Bitt kicks
Stop 2 20 Longes
Bear crawl
Stop 3 10 merkins
Toy solder
Stop 4 30 SSH
High knees
Stop 5 15 Hill Billy Walkers
Crab walk
Stop 6 15 wind mill
Longes
Stop 7 15 Moroccan night club
Broad jumps
Stop 8 20 LBCs
Bear crawl
10 Burpees
THE THANG: Bleachers WO
Run to Bleachers
11s
Bottom of bleaches
Merkins
Top of bleachers
Deeps
Jump squats going up
Bear crawl going down

Run to the the oposite side bleacher, run to the top.
20 deeps
Run to the bottom then back to the top
20 deeps
Run back to COT but before stop by the Snake Pit crew and help them to carry their weights back to COT.
20 AH to close the work out at COT
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bourbon Tasting, RH H&C CSAUP
COT: prayer for teachers and students as they approach the end of the year.
Prayers for Vuvuzela’s friend that just bet Breast cancer.

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Lucky 13

WARMUP: Mosey with some movements + COP
THE THANG:
13 was the number today, as in start with 13 reps, then move to the next tree for 12 reps and repeat down to 1 rep
Burpees + Mosey
Squats + Bear crawls
Merkins + Lunge walk
1 running lap after each sequence of 13 (91 reps each for those keeping score)
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read the newsletter — crazy amount of MCL in The Fort these days!
COT: Welcome to Elon and T-claps to Funhouse for the EH. He plans to post annually the Wed after Mother’s Day! and hopefully he had enough fun but not too much that we’ll see him often between now and May 2023.

Solid push by the PAX, holding each other accountable for all the reps!

Thanks for the invite Cohiba. Keep Bushwood smokin!

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Bushpit & Snakewood Sandbag Surprise

YHC picked up the Q last minute as a scheduling conflict arose. Always happy to help at the Snake Pit. Promised Turkish Get Ups and Burpee Snatches. Did not disappoint.

We had six in total (plus my #nutsniffer, Zoe), two from Bushwood and 4 from Snake Pit – so we formed together to be Bushpit/Snakewood. Also did not disappoint.

 

4 Rounds

2 Turkish Get Ups

5 Burpee Snatches

Run a Lap (.12 mile)

 

Head down the hill with bells.

 

Three Way Sandbag Surprise

Partner 1: Farmers Carry Heaviest Two KB’s Up and Back (Two Light Poles up)

Partner 2: Sand Bag Clean and Toss Up Hill

Partner 3: OH Press third KB

The above three happened in rotating fashion – when the Farmers Carrier returned they swapped movements, continuously throwing the sandbag up hill and back to COT.

 

4 Minutes of Mary

Flutters x 15

American Hammers x 15

LBCs x 15

Protractor to the end 

 

It was a glorious showing with good mumble chatter and positive conversation. You know, the usual stuff that keeps YHC coming back to F3 consistently.

 

Prayers/Praises

Tootie & 2.0

Cable Guy & Family for their loss

UHAUL’s Nephew on the road to recovery

3D’s positive example smoking ribs with his 2.0

 

Appreciate YHC being allowed to lead again, 3D.

 

Punch List out.

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Psychedelic

Five pax, and one pooch, posted at Bushwood.  Conditions were slick, but no rain was falling despite the prediction. Disclaimer given and us bootcampers took off for a mosey run to the back of the high school.

Warm Up
Arm Circles, forward and backward
SSH (IC 15x)
Windmill (IC 7x)
Imperial Walker (IC 12x)
Low Slow Squats (IC10x)
Mountain Climbers (IC 12X)
Plank stretches, up dog, down dog

Main event: Psychedelic HIIT Routine Playlist from 1960’s psychedelic rock begins.
Chapter 1: Do the below 32 seconds on, 10 sec standing rest in between
Merkins
monkey humpers
Squats
Dips
Bobby Hurley’s
Chapter 2: Do the below 40 seconds on, 20 sec rest in between (rest is a Low Plank)
Mountain Climbers
LBC
CDD
Amer Hammers
plank jacks
Chapter 3: Do the below 45 seconds on, 15 sec standing rest in between
burpees
Imp Walkers
Squat jumps
step ups
SSH

Group run around bus loop.

Repeat chapters 1 and 2, and did burpees from chapter 3.

Fini

Ran back to shovel flag for COT.
Praises: Assassin’s cancer check-up was all good.
Prayers: Patience with the kiddos.

playlist:
Good Vibrations, Beach Boys
Tomorrow Never Knows, the Beatles
See Emily Play, Pink Floyd
White Rabbit, Jefferson Airplane
Paint it Black, Rolling Stones
Crimson and Clover, Tommy James and the Shondells
Hurdy Gurdy Man, Donovan (Guaranteed that Donovan has never been played at an F3 workout before today)
Helter Skelter, the Beatles

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Your Q is Not Complete Until You Write a Backblast

“Your Q is not complete until you write a backblast.”

Our 1st F Q is cracking down on backblasts… and YHC has put this one off for a week.  One week late is better than never.

 

L Train hit up YHC late Monday night to lead some Broga and Miles at Bushwood. Always happy to oblige some deep muscle therapy.

 

Started the BC off with our usual disclaimer + the five core principles of F3. Then we moseyed away from the music and warmth of UHAUL.

 

Circuit 1: Broga

15 min Yoga Flow after 1 mile warmup

Deep stretch positions including runners pose, lizard pose, modified pigeon, chair (w/prayer twist), etc. The PAX were not pleased to be done.

Finish off with 5 dead hang pull ups.

 

Circuit 2: Deep Burn

Mosey back up the hill and across Whites Rd to Forest Creek Middle bus loop.

Plank in wait for the six.

Low Slow Squats x 20

60 Second Al Gore Hold at end of 20th squat.

20 Squat pulses to finish.

Lunges x 10

60 Second Hold at end of last lunge

10 Lunge Pulses to finish.

Flap Jack to the other side.

Mosey back to COT for a little bit of Mary to finish off.

 

Apparently the boys at Snake Pit likes to listen to “Everybody Hurts” by R.E.M. on repeat. You do you, UHAUL.

 

‘Twas a good time at Bushwood. L Train – thank you for asking YHC to lead.

 

Punch List out.

 

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