Twisted Fox

WARMUP:
SSHs, Windmills, Tapytaps

THE THANG:
Strength exercise today was a 1 hand pushup negative. Sets of 2, 3 and 4 during the coarse of the workout
Anaerobic exercise was bear crawls (40 yds) followed by pullups (5) for 4 sets
There was also a SSH calf set. As well as a deadhang competition with core exercises (Cohiba won)

Ask Hardwood about a fox and Bobber if he ever passes the M’s “notice anything different?” test.

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Merkin Infused Happy Hour

WARMUP: 10 each/ Side straddle hop, windmill, imperial walkers, arm circles
THE THANG: Catawba ridge loop run with 10 pain stations.
1) 25 squats, 20 flutters, 15 merkins
2) 25 calf raises, 20 monkey jumpers, 15 merkins
3) 25 box jumps, 20 hello dollies 15 merkins
4) 25 lunges, 20 Am hammers, 15 merkins
5) 25 mountain climbers, 20 big boy sit-ups 15 merkins
6) 25 shoulder taps 20 burpees 15 merkins
7) 25 dips, 20 LBCs 15 merkins
8) 25 bent over rows w plate weight, 20
Weight flutters, 15 merkins
9) 25 tricep extension w dumbbell 20 bicep curls 15 merkins
10) 25 Ass kickers, 20 sumo squats 15 merkins
MARY: wall walls, merkins, cockroaches LBCs
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Tabata Combos

WARMUP: Moseyed out of the parking lot towards the hill behind the school. As we moseyed down the hill to the pull-up bar area we performed buttkickers, high knees, and karaoke x 2. Once we arrived at the pull-up bar area we performed Windmills x7, Tappy Taps x 10, MNC x 12, and SSH x 21 all in cadence.
THE THANG: Tabata format wo, 30 sec of exercise followed by 10 sec of rest. A round included 3 different exercises. Complete 2 sets of each exercise and then move to the next one. Once 2 sets of the 3rd exercise is completed run through the 3 exercises again but only 1 set of each. Target is 4 1/2 minutes of exercise with 1 1/2 minutes of rest per round.

1st Tabata Rnd:
Mountain Climbers ( 1 rep each leg ) into a Merkin Alt. Single Leg V-Up ( 1 rep each side ) into a Full V-Up
Alt. Side Lunges ( 1 rep each side ) into a Ski Squat Jump ( legs are close together )

In between Tabata rounds we strolled over to the pull-up bars.
1st pull-up bar routine: 5 reps of 1/2 pull ups ( only completing half the rep pulling up ), followed by 5 reps of 1/2 pull ups ( only completing half the rep coming down from apex ), followed by 5 full pull ups. Completed 2 rounds.

2nd Tabata Rnd:
Inch Worm Merkins
Alt. Freddy Ms into a full body crunch ( keep legs at 6 inches, complete Freddy M on each side and when body is fully extended go into a full body crunch bringing knees to chest and trying to touch your toes )
Alt. Backward Lunges into a Jump Squat

2nd Pull up bar routine: Pax that were waiting their turn gave the Pax on the bars 10 counts. PAX on the bars had to hold 3 different positions for a 10 count. 1st hold was chin above bar for a 10 count, 2nd hold was half way down for a 10 count, and 3rd hold was a dead hang. Completed 2 rounds.

3rd Tabata Rnd:
Apollo Onos x 3 into a Single Leg Burpee ( the Apollo’s are on a 3 count so you switch legs for the single leg burpees )
Broad Jump to Burpee followed by 2 SSH moving backwards ( gets you back to starting position from the broad jump )
Ski Abs ( 1 rep each side ) into a Plank Jack

Ran out of time so the fellas missed the final pull up bar round. Moseyed back to COT.

MARY: None needed
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men’s Shelter on 8/4, CSAUP- The Final Countdown
COT: Lifted up marriages, health, and safe travels for traveling PAX.

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I’m Not A Runner?

WARMUP:
Slight mosey to the road leading from the Fort Mill parkway entrance to the AO.
Some 21’s of SSH and IW/HW (alternating IW and HW every round of 5)
20 SSH & 1 IW
19 SSH & 2 IW

16 SSH & 5 IW

THE THANG:

DORA of
100 Merkins
200 LBCs
300 Squats
One partner runs ~70yards up and down the slight incline
Continued the 21’s from above for another 5 rounds.

5 burpees
Run the same distance as from the DORA
10 squats
Run
10 Merkins
Run
10 LBCs
Run
X2

Then wrapped up as many of the 21’s as possible before COT.

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1-Year Anniversary Pain Special

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Morrocon NC, Merkin, Hillbilly Walkers, Overhead Claps, Calf Raises, and Cherry Pickers
THE THANG:
Pull ups and Stations= Round 1: Group 1 @ Pull Up Bar & Group 2 doing Burpees for 2 minutes; Round 2: Group 1 @ Pull Up Bar & Group 2 doing Squats for 1 minute; Round 3: Group 1 @ Pull Up Bar & Group 2 doing Seal Jacks for 1 minute
Tennis Courts Area= (12) Count/ Exercise for 3 Rounds and Run after each Round: Box Jumps, Derkins, I-Merkins, Dips, Shoulder Taps
Light Pole Transportation= Bear Crawl, Lunges, and Run Back to COT
Briefly talked about Q3.8 Candor
MARY: American Hammers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Beth Shelter and Blood Drive
COT: Patience

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Where’s the breeze?

WARMUP:
Mosey
20 SSH IC
10 Windmills IC
10 LSS IC
Yoga

THE THANG:
Started with 11’s – pull ups and feelings on guardrail

Then went down to tennis courts where weights had been laid out at concrete bleachers. 8 stations consisting of
45lb steps ups – 10 each leg
20 flutters
25lb Front Raises – 10 reps
20 Hello Dollys
45lb bent over rows – 10 reps
25lb squats – 20 reps
25lb curls – 10 reps
25lb – tricep ext – 10 reps

Almost finished 3 circuits before running back to COT.

On the run back, stopped at last 4 light poles for 5 Imperial squat Walkers.

MARY:
Shoulder Taps, Box Cutters and Dying Cockroaches.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Coffeeteria this morning, convergence on the 4th, blood drive on 7/14.

COT: Stays in COT… except happy anniversary to Battle Bot and M!

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Warmup hanging out with the bot

WARMUP:

SSH
low slow squat
merkins

mosey down left side of school
changing mode of transport at each light pole
mosey
nur
bear crawl
karaoke
lunge walk

stop at end of blacktop
suicide runs down the length of the driveway area using the 4 lights as the stopping points

3 rounds. 1 minute each. Split into 2 groups
Group 1 – dead hang
Group 2 – Plank
Switch
Group 1 – dead hang
Group 2 – Al Gore
Switch
Group 1 – dead hang
Group 2 – hold a lunge
Switch

activating the lats during a dead hang helps with the movement and also recruits more muscles to punish. We don’t do a lot of grip work, nor pullups due to the nature of the F3 sites, so I think this is important to incorporate OTB or more regularly in workouts.

AMRAP 12 minutes
20 merkins
20 plank jacks
20 bomb jacks
5 burpee pull-ups (PAX can use their momentum from the jump to assist)

THE THANG:

5 pull-ups
Mosey back to COT

MARY: yes

ANNOUNCEMENTS: lots of 2nd F

COT: Named our FNG Focker. He is Funhouse’s daughter’s boyfriend so it seemed appropriate. 17 year old who is going to be a senior at Catawba Ridge, and we are glad to have him.

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What warmup

WARMUP: we ran to the back of the school…and got to work
THE THANG: Cranked up some tunes and started with some Kid Rock. Quickly learned that “American Badass” would be 🌪’s new theme song. So we did the exercises below, had some chatter along the way, but after each exercise, we ran to certain sections where the guardrails were at and then back to the music and instructions.
– 10 burpees
– 15 diamonds
– 20 hand release
– 25 wide arm
– 30 merkins
– 35 rangers
…(no, I don’t care that this was a lot of chest, get to work)
– 40 CDDs
– 45 plank jacks
– 50 mountain climbers (count right leg only)
– 60 single count should taps
…moved to legs and core and doubled up for time before we ran
– 25 jump squats
– 50 LBC
– 30 sec wall sit
– 30 double count hammers
– 40 step ups
– 50 calf raises
– 30 seconds Al Gore
…run back to COT and run in with 🌪 theme song.
MARY: no time for MARY today
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Shanks got this part!
COT: Shout out to Shanks for 9 years and best of luck with the move and future M!!

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Jumping to the Bleachera

WARMUP: Run to parking lot.
Stop 1 10 burpees
Bitt kicks
Stop 2 20 Longes
Bear crawl
Stop 3 10 merkins
Toy solder
Stop 4 30 SSH
High knees
Stop 5 15 Hill Billy Walkers
Crab walk
Stop 6 15 wind mill
Longes
Stop 7 15 Moroccan night club
Broad jumps
Stop 8 20 LBCs
Bear crawl
10 Burpees
THE THANG: Bleachers WO
Run to Bleachers
11s
Bottom of bleaches
Merkins
Top of bleachers
Deeps
Jump squats going up
Bear crawl going down

Run to the the oposite side bleacher, run to the top.
20 deeps
Run to the bottom then back to the top
20 deeps
Run back to COT but before stop by the Snake Pit crew and help them to carry their weights back to COT.
20 AH to close the work out at COT
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bourbon Tasting, RH H&C CSAUP
COT: prayer for teachers and students as they approach the end of the year.
Prayers for Vuvuzela’s friend that just bet Breast cancer.

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Lucky 13

WARMUP: Mosey with some movements + COP
THE THANG:
13 was the number today, as in start with 13 reps, then move to the next tree for 12 reps and repeat down to 1 rep
Burpees + Mosey
Squats + Bear crawls
Merkins + Lunge walk
1 running lap after each sequence of 13 (91 reps each for those keeping score)
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read the newsletter — crazy amount of MCL in The Fort these days!
COT: Welcome to Elon and T-claps to Funhouse for the EH. He plans to post annually the Wed after Mother’s Day! and hopefully he had enough fun but not too much that we’ll see him often between now and May 2023.

Solid push by the PAX, holding each other accountable for all the reps!

Thanks for the invite Cohiba. Keep Bushwood smokin!

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