Moisture at Quagmire

  • QIC: Bing
  • When: 5/2/16
  • Pax: FishSticks, Cornhole, Vinny, Smokey, WitchHunt, Royale, Cable Guy, Router, Wild Thing, Rock
  • Posted In: Quagmire

After a dark and stormy night, 11 Pax posted to the Quagmire, and a wet Quagmire it was.  Kudos to Royale and Witch Hunt for taking the challenge to post rather than Fartsack their way into the week. Much respect for you guys after a challenging Mud Run weekend.

Weather: 65 with periods of rain and lots of moisture

The Thang:

Starting with some high knees, but kickers and Sasquatch style dynamic stretching to the COP:

COP:

  • Windmill x15 IC
  • Imperial Walker x15 IC
  • Mountain Climber x15 IC
  • Peter Parker x15 IC
  • Side-straddle Hops x25 IC

With a short Mosey to just beyond the fountain, YHC thought he would try a little Bear Crawl Ring of Fire, Bernie Sanders style.  Everyone got to do the Merkins after a period of bear crawl rotations. This started to feel a bit like musical chairs, but no one was eliminated.

Next up was the Bearmuda Triangle – 1-2-3 sets of Burpees with a bear crawl mosey between stations.  This was repeated 3 times.

Mosey to behind Old Navy for a quick round of Triple Nickel, inclusive of American Hammers (5), LBCs (5) and running in between (was tempted to bear crawl it but felt I would have a mutiny on my hands).

Long Indian Run over to the HomePlace (is that the name of the store?) for some Al Gore Peoples Chair and Ascending Testicles (Derkins on the wall at 10 degrees, 45 degrees and then BTTW, if you have it).  This was repeated 2 times, on for each ascending…I’ll stop there.

Mosey over to Target for a half round of 11’s with more American Hammers and Plank Jacks.  Most of the Pax made it to 5-6 before we had to mosey back to the COT.

COT:

Announcements

  • May 7 Olde Town Rock Hill Convergence – all other AO’s will be closed for this 2nd year anniversary.
  • May 19 – White Water Center – read the newsletter
  • May 21 Fastest 5K
  • May 21 Cannoli Run – be sure to sign up to support our brother Bolt
  • F3 Dad’s Camp in August
  • F3 Knights game
  • Do Blackbasts shortly after your workout
  • Read the newsletter for other important announcements

Prayer Requests

  • Lori – Friend of Cornhole’s M – Has battled cancer for the last year and has been taken off of the feeding tube
  • Praise for Smokey’s daughter who is advancing well with her medication and has follow-up appointments to continue the recovery progress
  • For any injured Pax
  • For those who we are EH’ing and they are not fully aware of the benefits of F3.

 

It is always an honor to Q amongst a great group of people.  I am coming up my 9-months of F3 and would have never imagined I would be asked to lead these workouts, no less back to back.  F3 has been a true blessing for me in many ways, and I have all of you to thank for it.

Till next time…

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Slow Mosey Around Quagmire

  • QIC: Fishsticks
  • When: 04/18/16
  • Pax: Zima, WWL, Cornhole, Mr Clean, Bart, Mainframe, Smokey, Bing, Puddles, Qwerty, Royale, Tater, Rock, Vinnie, Wild Thing, Witchhunt, Mr T, Fishsticks
  • Posted In: Quagmire

It was good to see some new faces at the Swamp, I mean Quagmire this morning. I always get confused with the name since it is at the same location.  A total of 18 men showed up for the beatdown, including Zima with his backpack in tow.

The Workout

Warm-up stretching in front of Best Buy: Heels to back, Heels to chest, Hip circles in and out

Short jog to the back of Just Fresh for some exercises in cadence:

SSH (x25)

Windmill (x15)

Imperial Walker (x15)

Merkin (x10 + 6” hold)

Mountain Climber (x10)

Merkin (x10 +6” hold)   * Bing favorite

Mosey to the back of Target, plank position while each person walked along the wall with their hands on the ground and feet against the wall.

LBCs when finished.

Mosey to the front of Target, lunge walk to the first entrance of the store. Next, run to each red ball, 10 Caroline Dry Docks at the first ball and +5 at each additional ball.  So 10,15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, …It sounded like a good plan, but it was very painful!

Short mosey to the traffic circle, bear crawl around half of the circle, and jog to the fountain.

20 Step ups

Jog around the shopping area back to the traffic circle, crab walk around half of the circle, and jog back to the fountain.

20 Derkins

20 Dips

Mosey to back side of River Bleu for a chance to catch our breath with the People’s Chair. We took turns running up and down the stairs to the patio deck.

Mosey to the front of Petsmart for a pair of jog/sprint sets.

Announcements:

April 30th – Mud Run

May 19th – Whitewater event link to details: http://f3nation.com/2016/04/14/f3-goes-to-the-wwc-pre-blast/

May 21th – Fastest 5K

Prayers/Praises:

 Qwerty – prayers for the new addition to his family.  Great to see you back in the gloom!

Tater – prayers for his M’s health.

Witchhunt – prayers for his father’s continued improvement in health and their participation in the upcoming Mudrun.

Mr. T – prayers for the families who were impacted by the vehicle break-ins at Regent Park.

Thanks for the opportunity to serve. It is always an honor!

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The 49ers

  • QIC: Cornhole
  • When: 04/11/16
  • Pax: Vinny, Rock, Tater, Witch Hunt, Mr. Clean, Main Frame, Smokey, Bing, Puddles, Bart, White Lightening, Gears, Zima, Fish Sticks, Whoppner, Royale, Mr. T.
  • Posted In: Quagmire, The Fort

18 PAX came to bury the last of the 40’s before moving onto the land of respect.

Warm Up
Mosey – 25 SSH
High knees – 25 IW
Butt kickers – 25 Moroccan Nite Club
Shuffle – 25 Squats
Karaoke – 25 LBC’s
The Thang
Set of three then mosey to next corner of parking lot
10 Merkins, 10 Hello Dollies, 10 Mtn Climb
10 Dips, 10 Freddie Mercuries, 10 Peter Parkers
10 Wide Arm Merkins, 10 Loungers, 10 Parker Peters
10 CDD, 10 Flutters Kicks, 10 Bomb Jacks
9 Diamond Merkins, 9 Rosa Litas, 9 Monkey Humpers
Jack Web – Slowly
Cool Down
Mosey – 24 SSH
High knees – 24 IW
Butt kickers – 24 Moroccan Nite Club
Shuffle – 24 Squats
Karaoke – 24 LBC’s

COT
Mud Run – The Deep needs two Q’s – Bing & Main Frame stepped up
3rd F – Fatherhood at Eternal Church Office – Behind Zaxby’s – All other 3rd F’s converging
Fast 5 – 5 PAX for 1 K each – Tailgate afterwards

Prayers
Royale – Sister in Law to find the right path
Whoppner – Barnett Family
Rock – Strength of emotional healing – loss

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LAKE WYLIE LAUNCHES “THE DEEP”: A Pre-blast…

Highly anticipated… and I anticipate your attendance to make it a launch of epic proportions… SO HC NOW. We will be looking for your support over the coming weeks as we launch this newest Region of F3. That support will come in the form of your willingness to Q, in your attendance at workouts, in your talking it up in COTs, and in EHing those guys that you KNOW desperately need the multitude of goodness that comes from F3. Someone gave it to you… Now it’s your turn… Call that buddy that lives in Lake Wylie or in Steele Creek area that you haven’t talked to in a while. Tell him your story. Then drag his a$$ to the AO for a glorious beatdown…

Where: Oak Ridge Middle School in Lake Wylie (5657 Oakridge Rd, Clover, SC 29710)
When: 0700 – 0800 on April 9th, and every Saturday thereafter until we either die or the Earth passes away…
Who: All Pax of F3 Nation that are up for it… (But particularly those in Lake Wylie and Steele Creek and surrounding areas)
What: Horribles. Lots of them.
Why: Oh… You know why…

Weinke sneek peak…
Let’s see… what should I tell you??? Let’s just say that there will be lots of speed work… Bear crawls… Oh, and a new exercise, called THE KRAKEN. You won’t want to miss that…

BE THERE.
Helmet, out.

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Last chance to order a FORT Region shirt (new colors)

We will be doing a redesign of the FORT logo later this year, so this is your last chance to order the current FORT design before then. Think of it as a way to say you are a FORT region original before all the newbies arrive. For all of you wondering if we would ever have another option other than gray, you are in luck. MudGear just released red and royal blue!

The MudGear obstacle race jersey fits close to the skin without compression (tapered cut). Its highly breathable, wicks sweat, and has excellent drainage capability. This is the style all regions wear across this great nation of ours. Don’t you want to be a great American? Aren’t you proud of the hours of pain and gallons of sweat you lose with your F3 brothers? Why wouldn’t you get this shirt? Also available in badass black (standard F3 Nation uniform color for our workout ninjas). Is it visible to oncoming traffic at 0515? Nah. Does it need to be? Meh. Will you blend in with your surroundings? Probably. Will you look good wearing it? Heck yes!

Price: $33 (MudGear red, blue, black)

Also available is the black Sport-Tek Adult Competitor Tee. This one is lightweight, moisture-wicking, and breathable. It has a looser fit. This is the more cost-effective version. Not as durable, but just as sweet. Ladies cannot resist a man in black. Heck, there was even a movie (or 3) about men in black. Don’t you want to impress the ladies? Why wouldn’t you want to rock out a bad mama jama black F3 shirt? Show the CrossFitters what a real shirt looks like on a real #HIM! I hear it actually makes you do better merkins.

Price: $24 (Sport-Tek black)

The grey on black looks pretty sweet. Last day to order is 4/3/16. To save you shipping charges, I’ll deliver them to you when they arrive in late April. Get them before they are gone! Don’t look back on this and say, “I wish I would have gotten the shirt.” Just click below and order it now. Operators are standing by. Do it!

F3 The Fort Shirts Pre-Order

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Short Sale VQ = “Leadership”

  • QIC: Short Sale (VQ) & CSPAN
  • When: 03/14/16
  • Pax: Cornhole, Gears, Royale, Tater, Short Sale, Vinny, Smokey, Legoland, Mr Clean, Puddles, Bart, Fish Sticks, Red Skull (FNG), & CSPAN
  • Posted In: Quagmire

Conditions were perfect and 59 degrees at launch

I am already sick of summer heat and humidity…has anyone seen where our spring sprung? Mostly because it is already feeling like summer…and we are in “sweaty” season…

Disclaimer

Welcome/ warning to our FNG

And we were running, looping our way through the parking lots, and never got too far from our 6, and as always…we never left a man behind…lots of #chatter today…

COP with a few of my favorites, and hand off to Short Sale

Short Sale had a very strong COP, good cadence, he seemed confident and very ready to Q an entire workout on his own. He hands the Q back to me, we were off and running again…

Form up in front of Best Buy, our course is the cross walks from Best Buy to Pet Smart, lots of variety, lots of moaning, lots of #chattter…really fun group…nobody ever complained when Short sale dished out the pain…

ABLAB at Best Buy

Name-O-Rama & Count-O-Rama

Prayer or Praise

BOM

Naked Man

Great VQ from Short Sale = get #HIM into your rotation

Congrats to Cornhole on his race over the weekend, nice to see him post on Monday following a very difficult race

Welcome to FNG =Red Skull

I will always say to “read your newsletter”

Prayers for our P200 men this weekend & P70 FiA ladies

Be a better man today than you were yesterday,
AYE!
CSPAN

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9 PAX’s Showed to help scare the cold weather away!

  • QIC: Puddles
  • When: 03/07/16
  • Pax: Royale, Gopher, Bart, Main Frame, Double D, Mr. Clean, Lego Land, Corn Hole, and Tater (RESPECT)
  • Posted In: Quagmire

10 strong to bid the cold weather farewell!

I am so ready to bring back the short’s……. Enough dreaming I have a job to do here!

Must keep the PAX’s warm!!!

We start off with a slow mosey to Home Depot including some High Knees and Butt Kickers on the way.

Circle it up!

20 Wind Mills, nice and slow this is a stretching exercise,

25 Side straddle hops,

20 Imperial Walkers, and time to move around a little,

Get down on 23 Mountain Climbers, and hold it

Followed by 15 Carolina Dry Docks, On your six! Oooops!, Recover,

14 Low Slow Squats, Now on your six,

25 LBC’s In Cadence!!

Roll it over for 15 Merkins, back on your six!

Clockwise 10 count from each PAX with the Protractor (5 degrees, 90,5, 45, 90, 5, 45, 90, 5, 90)

Recover!

Lets mosey to take a look at those beautiful red Target balls….hmmm….

I hate those things none for you, on we go around Target to the City Tavern balcony.

Grab a partner 1 grab a mat and head to the top of the balcony,

Jack Webb time…

Merkins in the Parking lot, Jacks on the Balcony… Begin and rotate.

Like all new things some confusion tries to stop us but we power through.

Mosey to the Home Depot rear wall we say and have a seat! One must rest long enough to give everyone a chance to show there awesome ability to count to ten. Some much faster than others… hmmm

While your partner displays his amazing Ab dexterity, Sprint to the back wall of the alley Corridor touch the wall and return. Trade places, 2X some 3. Plank and cheer on the finishers.

To the fountain we go,

30 Shoulder Dips and 20 Derkins, OYO

15 Freddy Mercury’s in Cadence,

Mosey to COT

Can you believe we still have time for a share-o-rama

Royale – Dying Cockroach – In Cadence X15

Main Frame – Rosalita’s – X15

Bart – Flutter Kicks – In Cadence x15

Prayers and Praises with my Special thanks to all whom were able to make it and continue each week!

Thank you for Corn Hole, volunteering to take us out and set us free on the world!

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Reap what you Sow

  • QIC: Royale
  • When: 02/01/2016
  • Pax: Shamrock, Cornhole, Mainframe, Tater (respect), Legoland, Bing, Fish Stix, Bart, Puddles, Vinny, Gopher, Royale (QIC), Zima (rucker), Gears (rucker)
  • Posted In: Quagmire

Beautiful Monday morning in Steele Creek with clear morning gloom, light wind and 50 degrees.  I’m always happy to see how many people are showing up out in Steele Creek at the Quagmire and The Swamp.  We had a strong showing again this morning, and Vinny pulled in on two wheels at 5:14am…right on time!  So I started with the disclaimer and a little something I wanted to share.  I enjoy reading the backblasts from our region and usually steal and idea or two, so my apologies for not giving credit where it’s do, but recently someone wrote about the bible verse, “You reap what you sow.” I shared with the PAX this morning my own life experience that I’d been struggling with.  See below in the Moleskin for more.

The Thang

Mosey from Chick-fil-a to Home Depot parking lot. On the way High knees and butt kickers.

COP

20 IWs, 30 SSHs, 25 MNCs, 11 Merkins (forgot to change cadence @ 10), 20 MCs, downward dog, honeymooner, 20 Plank Jacks

Mosey the back road to Target.  I warned everyone on Twitter there would be red balls on Monday!

Bear crawl to 1st ball: 2 burpees: Power jumps to next ball: 2 burpees: Rinse and repeat until the 10th and final ball.

Quick 10 count then Mosey to hill by the Bank.  We waived to our Rucking PAX that were already using the hill.

Hill Sprints: 7 Bomb jacks at the top 7 Squats at the bottom.  Reduce by 1 until complete

Two 10 counts: mosey back towards Chick-fil-a but we had a few more stops…

Since Puddles returned from his week long vacation we did his favorite exercise.

Jack Webb:  1 Merkin to 4 over head arm raises until multiplier 10 (All of this writes so easy but it was a lot of work today!)

12 minutes left so mosey to wall by Office Depot

Peoples Chair: 3 10 counts by PAX: then BTTW – rinse and repeat 2x

3 Minutes of Mary:  10 Flutter Kicks, 10 America Hammer, and 20 LBCs

Mosey to COT

Announcements:  Yeti & 2nd F after 2/20, Fuel Challenge

Prayers for safe travels, Bing’s Sister in Law and finding the right path

Moleskin

Recently one of you wrote about “Reaping what you sow.”  My one word for this year is “Deliver” and I found this example as one of many of the things I am not delivering to those most important to me.  I struggle with my 7 year old son and why he’s not very gifted in sports.  I never was, but for some reason I expect him to be.  He never wants to practice, doesn’t shine on the teams he plays on, and seems disengaged when playing.  That Bible verse reminded me why.  I’m the Dad… if I don’t instill this passion in him who is?  I’m the one working late, not able to make his practices, and don’t get out there with him on weekends to play because I feel it’s MY time to relax.  So I reap what I have sown, and in the process I’ve been lazy.

I then asked the PAX that this morning you will get only what you put into your own efforts.  Only you can push yourself hard enough to make that difference.  So it’s you versus you out there in the gloom, we’re just her to give you a little push further, and to help you when you struggle.  They all did great.

Honored to lead this great group of men this morning!

 

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PRE-BLAST: Uptown Lunch Gonna Funk You Up…

Oh me, oh my…
The revival begins on Feb. 5 at 1130, and will continue on the First Friday of EVERY month going forward. PUT IT IN YOUR CALENDAR.
Location: Jason’s Deli in the Epicenter Uptown.

The 2nd F Uptown lunch had sputtered and maybe even stalled, but just like two good F3 men who don’t know when to quit (yes sir, may I have another?) Italian Job and YHC decided it was time to get serious and make it a thing again. (Because somewhere in my brain-damaged mind, seeing you fools in the Gloom isn’t enough…)

BUT! You say, can’t we go somewhere else? Jason’s Deli isn’t my favorite… Answer: It’s a free country. Do what you want. But WE will be here. Trust me, we wracked our brains to figure out the best spot based on seating capacity, price range, proximity, etc. This is the spot. The VSF is planted and this is the plan until further notice.
I mean, I get it. Jason’s isn’t exactly gourmet. Might not even be all that #FuelChallenge friendly, but kind of like First F stuff, if you came for the food only, you may be missing the point. So, spread the word to all your favorite Uptown-working PAX, tell it in the COTs, tweet it, etc., and get over there for some high-quality 2nd F.

Again, the details are above. To reiterate, Jason’s Deli in the Epicenter. The First Friday of every month. At 1130.

Questions? Concerns? Please feel free to bug Italian Job with that crap.

Otherwise, see you there. It’s Friday morning and we’re in the spot… Don’t believe me? Just watch…

Helmet, out.

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Chopping wood at Quagmire

  • QIC: Fishsticks
  • When: 01/25/16
  • Pax: LegoLand, Cornhole, Mr. Clean, Royale, Gears, Fishsticks
  • Posted In: Quagmire

It was a rough start to the morning. YHC was feeling a bit under the weather with a cold, sore from falling into a sinkhole at Alcatraz, and grumpy from the Patriots loss. It was not enough to keep me away from Quagmire. After a quick disclaimer, we jogged around the parking lot dodging ice patches. We managed to get in a set of butt-kickers and high knees before COP.

COP (in cadence): 

SSH

Moroccan Nightclub

Mtn Climbers

Merkins + 6” hold for 10 seconds

Windmill

Imperial Walker

*YHC almost had a wardrobe malfunction during the SSHs, not use to wearing long pants usually wear shorts

Next, we went back in time, when Fish Sticks was just a minnow. My childhood home was mainly heated by wood. The electric heat was only used when my grandmother was staying with us.  My brother and I were responsible for supplying the stoves with wood.

The PAX simulated chopping and transporting the wood.

Modified Lunges with overhead swing (chopping the logs)

Modified Swat with side reach (loading the wheelbarrow)

Partner Wheelbarrow

(Rinse and repeat x 3)

Mosey to the back of the Wine Cellar for People’s Chair and Balls to the Wall. Short recovery lap around the parking lot.

Mosey to the Fountain for some Burnouts (1 minute of exercises) followed by a ½ lap run.

Exercises:

LBCs

Merkins

Squats

Dips

Flutters

Mosey back to COT

Great job by all this morning.  It is always great to start off the day with a group of men who challenge and push you to be better in all aspects of life, not just physically.

Announcements

 Fuel Challenge – Kicking off week 2

F3 Expansion to York – January 30@0700 York Comprehensive High School

Oral Cancer Foundation 5K – February 6th Baxter Village

Yeti – February 20@0600

3rd F Accountability – Topic of discussion at all bible studies this week

Prayer Requests

 Royale’s family

Those unspoken

 

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