This ones for Sweet Tooth and Olive

  • QIC: Longshanks
  • When: 05/11/2016
  • Pax: Stang, After Market, Geronimo, Witch Hunt, Peabody, Sasquatch, MP, Skate or Die, What Did, Howitzer, Backdraft, Jiffy, Matlock, Thumb Drive, Clifford, Socrates, FNG -CheezeWIz, Double D, Trail Blazer, Patton, FNG - Point Break, Cash, Scrappy, Black Hawk, Pin Up, Spitz (respect), Rebel (respect), Cornhole (respect), Chicken Hawk, Cake Boss, Walker (respect), Lil Bear, Torque Wrench, SubPrime, Longshanks
  • Posted In: Ring of Fire

As most of you know, Our Brother from F3 Isotope lost his precious 8 year old daughter (F3 2.0 Sweet Tooth) last week. Many of us wanted to get up to Man Maker Monday but couldn’t logistically (45 minute-1 hour drive each way) so we decided to do this workout in The Fort today and dedicate it Olive and his family.

35 descended upon the Coop to answer the call of support for a brother including 2 FNG’s. A disclaimer was given and also a brief message about how our F3 brothers are always there in good times, but even more importantly there for the hard times.

The Thang:

Warmup lap with butt kicks, high knees and karoake.

S – SSH x 35 (IC)
W – Windmills x 15 (IC)
E – Evander Holyfield (jab punch) x 15 (IC)
E – Empty Wheelbarrow with partner parking space line and back (switch half way)
T – Tempo Merkins x 10 (IC)

T – Touch your toes 10 count
O – One handed Pickle Pounders right (IC)
O – One Handed Pickle Pounders left (IC)
T – Turkish get Ups 10 each side OYO
H – Hillbilly Walkers x 15 (IC)

Mosey to the top of the hill by the ROTC building

O – One Legged Burpess x 10 OYO, then run to the bottom of the hill by SCES. Partner up
L – Lazy Mans Dora (look it up on Exicon) – 100 Merkins, 200 LBC’s, 300 Squats. No running.
I – Inch worm Merkins x 10 OYO
V – V-ups x 10 OYO
E – Elevens – Bombjacks at the bottom of the hill, diamond merkins at the top of hill (by pullup bars) – didn’t finish as out of time.

All you got back to the flags for COT

Annoucements -CAH clenup and snack donations. Card to sign and donations for Olive.

Prayers – Olive and his family, James who was in a motorcycle accident, Nafo student who committed suicide and their family, Point Breaks dad with Colon Cancer.

Paypal Link for Olive – send to bryanrieves@bellsouth.net via Paypal (friends and family option) note that its for Olive

Moleskin
1. Welcome FNG’s CheezeWiz and Point Break. Thank you Geronimo and Cornhole for going to the wake with me yesterday.
2. Thank you Geronimo for the opportunity to lead this workout and for everyones support of our brother Olive. I know it means a lot to him personally that guys from F3 that he has never even met have come out to support him and his family.
3. As I said before we started the workout today, this is more than just a workout a group. It’s a family of men, who are there for you through the ups and downs of life. Where else will 216 guys show up for a workout in Huntersville to support a brother losing his daughter? Where else will guys show up for a memorial service for a person they never met. It’s why F3 works. It’s why I show up day in and day out to be with my brothers.
4. I’m sure everyone knows someone that needs F3 in their life. Keep asking and EH’ing until you get them out. Don’t take no for an answer. Get them out here. Someone probably pushed you to get out now it’s time to do the same for someone you knows needs it.
5. Honored and humbled to have gotten to lead this workout for our brother. Thankful for the generous donations from the PAX.

Longshanks out.

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VQ @ The Coop

  • QIC: MP
  • When: 04/13/2016
  • Pax: 18 = Skate or Die, Cotton Eye, Matlock, Geronimo, Mission Impossible, So-crates, Patton, Smokey, Pea Body, Chicken Hawk, Shelby, McGiver, Sasquatch, Elmer, Cash, Ginsu, Photo Bomb, MP
  • Posted In: Ring of Fire

18 PAX showed up for my debut at The Coop: Nations Ford

Disclaimer: Not a pro, in fact this is my VQ!

Mosey to basketball court

Circle Up: Side Straddle Hops x25, Windmills x10, Merkins x10, Low Slow Squats x10

Mosey to Pullarama

Partner Up

Group 1: Pull-up x5, jump taps x10, reverse grip x5 (substitute with Burpies)

Group 2: Wall sits until partner is done

Repeat so that each exercise is done three times.  Plank when done

Mosey to basketball court

Dora 1-2-3

Group 1 will do the exercise while group 2 runs a lap around outside of fence

100 Merkins single count

200 Bobby Hurley’s

300 Freddie Mercury’s

Plank

Mosey to pull up bar

Group 1: hanging from bar leg lifts (straight leg as many as possible) x20

Group 2: low slow squats x20

Switch/rotate

Repeat x3

Plank

Mosey to curb

20 dips in cadence, 5 diamond push ups in cadence, 20 Russian Twists (American Hammers) in cadence

COT

Count

Names

Prayers / Praises

Prayer

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The Coop- Pain Achieved

  • QIC: Backdraft
  • When: 04/27/2016
  • Pax: Thumbdrive, Digger, Peabody, Cash, Decibel, Skate or Die, Duke Nuckler, Shelby, Smoky, Package, McGuiver, Geronimo
  • Posted In: Ring of Fire

13 total decided to show up at the Coop.  Disclaimer given no FNGs so off we went.

Mosey around the parking lot with dynamic stretching thrown in.

Circle up for the warm up. 20 of each of the following movements- SSH, Peter Parkers, Moroccan night clubs, flutter kicks, Mtn. Climbers, low slow squats.

Mosey to pull up bars 3 sets of 10 pull-ups: 20 squats, plank for the 6 after each round.

Mosey down drive to very steep hill. At bottom of hill 1 burpee run to top 7 squat jumps back down 2 burpees run to top 6 squat jumps until 7 burpees and 1 squat jump.

Mosey to side of building. BTTW, chair sits, Inverted peter parkers.

Bottom of hill 10 grave diggers on each side, run backwards up hill at top do max set of pull ups.

Mosey to band practice field. Start at goal line bear crawl to 10 yard line 10 merkins run to other end zone. repeat to the 20 yard line 9 merkins so on until we ran out of time made it to the 50 yard line. Mosey to COT for announcements.

Had good talk about integrity and doing what is right even when you don’t think you are being watched.

 

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LAKE WYLIE LAUNCHES “THE DEEP”: A Pre-blast…

Highly anticipated… and I anticipate your attendance to make it a launch of epic proportions… SO HC NOW. We will be looking for your support over the coming weeks as we launch this newest Region of F3. That support will come in the form of your willingness to Q, in your attendance at workouts, in your talking it up in COTs, and in EHing those guys that you KNOW desperately need the multitude of goodness that comes from F3. Someone gave it to you… Now it’s your turn… Call that buddy that lives in Lake Wylie or in Steele Creek area that you haven’t talked to in a while. Tell him your story. Then drag his a$$ to the AO for a glorious beatdown…

Where: Oak Ridge Middle School in Lake Wylie (5657 Oakridge Rd, Clover, SC 29710)
When: 0700 – 0800 on April 9th, and every Saturday thereafter until we either die or the Earth passes away…
Who: All Pax of F3 Nation that are up for it… (But particularly those in Lake Wylie and Steele Creek and surrounding areas)
What: Horribles. Lots of them.
Why: Oh… You know why…

Weinke sneek peak…
Let’s see… what should I tell you??? Let’s just say that there will be lots of speed work… Bear crawls… Oh, and a new exercise, called THE KRAKEN. You won’t want to miss that…

BE THERE.
Helmet, out.

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No Plan…No Problem.

  • QIC: Geronimo
  • When: 3/23/16
  • Pax: Cross Check, Car Bomb, Sasquatch, Cash, MacGyver, Shelby, Ginsu, Opie, Bloody Knuckles, Skate or Die
  • Posted In: Ring of Fire

Temps are rising and so are the numbers posting at The Coop. Finished the Pre-Coop warm-up run with a few minutes to spare and PAX were already circling up.
No FNGs, so short disclaimer which included the warning that I didn’t really come equipped with a plan which usually mean that it’s about to turn into bad news for the PAX.

Warm-up with a short mosey around the lot, then some dynamic streching.
Follow that up with WM, SSH, IW, MC, CCD, Merkins.

After trying to plan a good routine the night before, nothing creative was really materializing. I had thought to work in some new “toys” I had recently acquired, but that wasn’t coming together either. Finally, I left it up to work out during the pre-run. That didn’t really happen either as friendly pace with Sasquatch means between 7:30 and 8:00 min/miles (that guy is a machine). Finally after warming up it really came to me.

The Thang
Split into 2 groups.
Round 1
Group 1 to the bottom of the SCES hill. Group 2 to the top
Group 2 does Squats while Group 1 does 20 merkins and runs up to switch with 2
Round 2
1 back to the bottom for 20 Plank Jacks
2 Monkey Humpers until switch
Round 3
1 Bottom for 20 Diamonds
2 Jump Squats until switch
Round 4
1 Bottom for 20 Wide-arms
2 Apollo Onos

Already by the Pull-up bars- how convenient…

Stay in groups 1 and 2

Pull up pyramid and alternating BttW and Peoples Chair
Pyramid 2-4-6-8-6-4-2 Reps
Round 1
Group 1: 2 x PU
Group 2: BttW
Switch
Round 2 
Group 1: 4 x PU
Group 2: People chair
Continue alternating until both groups complete the pyramid.

Finish up with 3 sets of Toes to the bar x 5 with alternate group LBCs

NMM

For having no plan, it turned into a decent days workout. What an awesome group of guys. I love to Q at the Coop! Mostly because of the close proximity to the casa, but also for the options and the PAX that are regulars here, in particular Skate or Die, MacGyver, Sasquatch, and now Shelby. Opie’s hours must have changed, so now he’s returned to the fold and it’s great to hear him as we go along. Not too many 10 counts with these guys, and usually it’s for my benefit. As much as I love to pick myself to Q I also love to pass the staff to others and see their ideas and give them the opportunity to lead from the front.

Announcements

P200 is complete, but now the MudRun is coming up, get a team or get on a team- it’s awesome!
CAH
Fastest 5K coming up

Keep Belgium in your prayers.

Geronimo! Out.

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Last chance to order a FORT Region shirt (new colors)

We will be doing a redesign of the FORT logo later this year, so this is your last chance to order the current FORT design before then. Think of it as a way to say you are a FORT region original before all the newbies arrive. For all of you wondering if we would ever have another option other than gray, you are in luck. MudGear just released red and royal blue!

The MudGear obstacle race jersey fits close to the skin without compression (tapered cut). Its highly breathable, wicks sweat, and has excellent drainage capability. This is the style all regions wear across this great nation of ours. Don’t you want to be a great American? Aren’t you proud of the hours of pain and gallons of sweat you lose with your F3 brothers? Why wouldn’t you get this shirt? Also available in badass black (standard F3 Nation uniform color for our workout ninjas). Is it visible to oncoming traffic at 0515? Nah. Does it need to be? Meh. Will you blend in with your surroundings? Probably. Will you look good wearing it? Heck yes!

Price: $33 (MudGear red, blue, black)

Also available is the black Sport-Tek Adult Competitor Tee. This one is lightweight, moisture-wicking, and breathable. It has a looser fit. This is the more cost-effective version. Not as durable, but just as sweet. Ladies cannot resist a man in black. Heck, there was even a movie (or 3) about men in black. Don’t you want to impress the ladies? Why wouldn’t you want to rock out a bad mama jama black F3 shirt? Show the CrossFitters what a real shirt looks like on a real #HIM! I hear it actually makes you do better merkins.

Price: $24 (Sport-Tek black)

The grey on black looks pretty sweet. Last day to order is 4/3/16. To save you shipping charges, I’ll deliver them to you when they arrive in late April. Get them before they are gone! Don’t look back on this and say, “I wish I would have gotten the shirt.” Just click below and order it now. Operators are standing by. Do it!

F3 The Fort Shirts Pre-Order

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No Leadership Without Followers

  • QIC: Double D
  • When: 03/09/16
  • Pax: Assassin, MacGyver, What Did, Skate or Die, Sasquatch, Huckleberry, Geronimo
  • Posted In: Ring of Fire

A cozy group of 8 Pax posted to The Coop on a Spring-like morning and stretched their legs, their lungs and their understanding.

The Thang

Warm up run w/butt karaokes, backward running, butt kicks and high knees to the grass on the front side of NaFo.

COP – Mtn climbers, IWs, Merkins, Monkey humpers, Peter Parker, Windmills, SSH

Mosey to parking lot on far side of NaFo near lacrosse field

Suicides all the way to end of lot (rinse & repeat)

Mosey to lacrosse field and split into two groups of 4

Two pax in each group go to far side of field, two pax stay on near side.
Round 1: 1 pax on near side does Merkins, 2 pax on far side do CDDs, 4th pax sprints across field and switches to CDDs while 2 pax sprint back to near side to swap w/pax doing merkins. Continue for 6 sprints total per pax.
Round 2: same pattern with Bombjacks & squats
Round 3: same pattern with Makhtar N’dyae & plank jacks

Circle up in center of lacrosse field
OYO Burpees x10, bombjacks x10, monkey humpers x10
OYO Burpees x10, bombjacks x10
OYO Burpees x10

Run home

Plank sequence

COT

Naked man moleskin

Nice to have an intimate group — it worked great for the sprints and the message.  Plenty of push among all of the pax.  Nice job persevering through a high heart rate session!

Message on leadership was about the other half — the follower(s).  And, not the Facebook, Twitter variety.  For me, the simplest and truest definition of a leader has always been someone who has followers.  And that is not always the person at  the top.  Putting aside the books and philosophies as well as the bluster and grandstanding, a leader is someone who others actively choose to follow on a journey to take them somewhere.  Leadership success is dependent on a relationship of trust between leader and follower.  It is a two-way street.  So, who are you following?  Are you giving the leader the support, the respect and the effort that he/she deserves?  If you are leading, are you respecting and listening to the followers?

Thanks to Geronimo for the invite to Q — always an honor.  He promises a remodeled Shovel Flag next week — don’t miss it.

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WhatDid a VQ do at The Coop?

13 Pax at The Coop today anointed another New Q as Geronimo asked WhatDid, YHC, to take a shot a leading the faithful. I had weeks to plan, prep and basically steal any and all moves I’ve learned over the past two years from many other Q’s.  While the excitement built up, my weinke continued to take many turns but I finally locked it down.

After giving an abbreviated and unrehearsed warning and disclaimer as no FNG’s were present, I got us underway with an immediate set of 10 burpees.  I just needed to get that first move out of the way and launch the Pax.  Then:

Mosey to basketball court on lower campus to, all IC:

 

Squat – 20

Bear crawl (Reverse Bear Crawl on set 3)

Left leg speed skater -20

Bear crawl (Reverse Bear Crawl on set 3)

Right leg speed skater – 20

Bear crawl

Squat – 20

Solid warm up followed by a long Mosey, up a few hills, around the back of the school to the opposite side of the same parking lot. Then the fun began.

Splitting the parking lot into quarters designated by cones (used as weinke), the Pax performed the following 3X

Squat – 20

Bear crawl (Reverse Bear Crawl on set 3)

Left leg speed skater -20

Bear crawl (Reverse Bear Crawl on set 3)

Right leg speed skater – 20

Bear crawl

Squat – 20

After 240 iterations of some form of a squat, we planked it up and waited for the sixth.

As our legs were not yet warmed up, the pax formed two lines and we did an Indian run up to the painted football field in the top parking lot. (Run went a bit sideways towards the end)

We centered up at the 50 Yard lined for what I call the PAIN-X. YHC got out early and setup station cones in the 4 corners of the field.  The setup made for a nice split out of the Pax, in an X like formation, to each corner.  So WhatDid he put on tap?

Split the pax into 4 at the 50 on the X and each group did 10 burpees, then the pax sprint 50 yards to your 1st of 4 cones. Perform the exercise on the cone then sprint 50 yards back to the X. 10 more burpees, and repeat 4 more times. Here’s what the cones had waiting for the pax.

Corner one.

1) merkins – 20

2) bomb jacks – 20

 

Corner 2

1) Carolina dry docks -20

2) shoulder taps – 20

 

Corner 3

1) wide arm merkins –  20

2) right arm dry docks – 10

Corner 4

1) diamond push ups – 20

2) left arm dry docks

Total of 500 Yards of sprints (you can imagine it turned into a mosey for some) 50 burpees (felt like 500).

Mosey back to COT for nameroma, praises and announcements.

Moleskin

  • First, where would you find a Sasquatch? Oh, that’s right, out in the distant rising out of the woods and already 3 miles under his belt as he chose to run to the AO. And, of course, run home afterwards.
  • Lots of chatter about the poor lighting behind the school and the countless pot holes and trenches on the access road behind it. With the Q having the only headlamp, you might want to think about sticking with him or getting one yourself
  • Nice work by Peabody and few others that got out there and are recovering from a some injuries.
  • Which, sticking with the Q, reminds me how lonely it can get to lead if no one is following you. While today it was likely due to unbalanced Adrenalin in the VQ’s step, it could mean a bigger problem if you find yourself leading and no one follows.
  • This months is all about Leadership (last month was love), which is a staple in our F3 diet. But, make sure you’re thinking about your leadership at home, with your family, with your employers/employees and in your community.  As a leader we empower people to use their gifts and live to their potential.

Prayers/Praises/Announcements

  • Vanilla Ice’s 14 YO nieces, Ashland, is facing challenges as she adapts to new schools and the environment it puts her in. Keep him, his family and her in your prayers as they work to right her direction.
  • SkateorDie’s wife’s grandmother isn’t doing well. She’s 90 but we need to keep her in our thoughts and prayers.
  • This Saturday Sasquatch will be offering a stretching/PT discussion at the Fort (WEP) at 0630 pre-work out.
  • Upcoming Charlotte Leadership Forum. March 15th at 6:30 AM at Christ Church on Providence Road (1412 Providence Rd). Topic is Fatherhood.
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Simple Men- Keeping it Simple

  • QIC: Geronimo
  • When: 2/24/16
  • Pax: Backdraft, Cheddah, Geronimo, MacGyver, Sasquatch, Skate or Die, Stang
  • Posted In: Ring of Fire

Chances of rain at the Coop: 40%. Actual rain at the Coop: 0%. Be that as it may, 7 men with a desire to be better, or at least keep me company in the “rain”, were ready for a challenge at 5:15am. No FNG’s so onto the super abbreviated Disclaimer.

Warm up

Slow lap around the lot. Followed by MC, Merkins, CDD, Moroccan Nightclubs, Fast Peter Parkers
Mosey to the Pull-up bar. What morning at the Coop would be complete without it?

The Thang

KISS Part 1: Pull-up Bars of Paradise
10 Regular Pull-ups
20 Regular Push-ups
10 Wide arm Pull-ups
20 Wide arm Push-ups
10 Close hands Pull-ups
20 Diamond Push-ups
People’s chair for a break
5 Regular Pull-ups
20 Regular Push-ups

Intermission:
A wise man once said that we should “feast upon the word of Christ”. In our busy lives, we can get preoccupied with the nuts and bolts, the administering part of things. That wise man did not say to nibble on the word of Christ but to feast. When we have the opportunity to take part in services, or study the word out privately, we should “feast” on all there is available.

Now for the semi-sacrilegious part as I encouraged the PAX to “feast” on the book of Geronimo, this morning.

8 Wide arm Pull-ups because we had a nice intermission!
20 Wide arm Push-ups
5 Close hands Pull-ups
15 Diamond Push-ups

KISS Part 2: 8 Light Poles of Bliss
Round 1
10 Bomb Jacks
Run to the next pole
10 Jump Lunges (each leg)
Run to the Next Pole
Repeat until pole number 8
Round 2
10 Monkey Humpers
Run to the next pole
10 Sumo Squats
Run to the Next Pole
Repeat until pole number 8
Round 3
5 Burpees
Lunge walk half-way then Jog to the Next Pole :Crowd pleaser
Repeat Until Pole number 8

Run 100% of what’s left in the tank, Back to the other end of the lot, Slow Jog, then 100% Back for COT

NMM

I’ll be honest, it was tough this morning. Simply lots of activities moving large groups of muscles. The light poles of bliss was a simple concept, but not simple to execute. I think there’s a chance that many of the PAX were rethinking their decision to post at the Coop this morning, or ever again. The powerful thing was that everyone was pushing near their limit. That’s how we get stronger, or faster, or better. I think these highly-motivated men got a bit of each. TClaps for MacGyver and Backdraft who always push me to go faster and try harder. TClaps also for Cheddah. I haven’t seen him out here in a while, but he was looking strong.

Every time that I Q, I am surprised and honored by these men who roll out, and hold me accountable to be there as a leader and to do my best.

Geronimo! Out

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The Yeti 2016, No One Died…

If there was one phrase that rang true for this epic CSAUP, it was this…”Don’t die!” There was a lot of excitement leading up to The Yeti and possibly a little training. There were whispers of “I’m a little nervous” and “17+ miles is a lot” and “I wonder what the pain stations will be like.” All that said, 60 #HIM from 5 Regions (Fort, Rock Hill, SOB/Indian Land, Gastonia and Area 51) wanted a taste of this beast of a track! Categories ranged from running the whole thing (Yeti), Running and Biking (Iceman), various relay options, as well as a couple of made-up categories.

Temperatures were perfect for this thing to happen. PAX started arriving at Pantheon at 0530 to kick this thing off. But before we get to The Thang, there is a cast of characters that needs to be recognized:

Your Qs: YHC (Yeti Warmup), Crash (Iceman Warmup), Package, Spitz and Cable Guy
Paxarazzi: Solid State, Bolt and Spud
Support: Hasselhoff, Cobra Kai & Professor (While they did the relay)

Thanks to all of the PAX that made this CSAUP a success. It’s your event and you made it happen! And now…

The Thang (0600 Yeti & 0700 Iceman):

BOM

Mosey around the carpool lane at Pantheon w/ dynamic stretches (Butt Kickers, High Knees, Karaoke both sides) and then circle up on the field:

COP
• SSH X25
• IW X25
• Low Slow Squats X25
• Windmills X 25
• Merkins X15
• Mountain Climbers X25
• Burpees X10 OYO

Mosey to the parking lot, mention “Don’t Die” one more time and then begin the Yeti route

Run: Pantheon to Ballroom (3.0 Miles)

Ballroom Painstation (Package)
1 Minute Each w/ 15 second Recovery
• Plank Jacks
• Shoulder Taps
• Merkins
• Parker Peter
• Wide Merkins
• Peter Parker
• SpiderMan Merkins
• Mountain Climbers
• Right Arm High
• Left Arm High
• Merkins
• 25 Burpees OYO (Crowd Pleaser)

Run: Ballroom to Coop (3.0 Miles)

Coop Painstation (Spitz)
100 Merkins
200 LBCs

Run or Bike: Coop to Run N Gun (6.5 Miles)

Run N Gun Painstation (Cable Guy)
10 Merkins
20 LBCs
30 SSH
Repeat 10 Times (Another Crowd Pleaser)

Run or Bike: Run N Gun to Pantheon (5.0 Miles)

Wait (or collapse into a pile) for the 6 and then mosey to Fort Mill BBQ for some Grub!

Total Mileage: Yeti – 17.5 Miles Run / Iceman – 6 Miles Run & 11.5 Miles Biked

Moleskin
The Yeti is just another great example of PAX coming together and supporting each other. This event would not have happened without a lot of energy from several people. I am humbled how it all came together. But let’s get to some facts and “special” moments as reported by the Pax.

• Fact: Several PAX reported that this was the furthest they’ve ever run at one time. Tclaps!
• Fact: Several PAX also reported that this was their first CSAUP
• Fact: This CSAUP counts as 1 workout towards your 250
• Fact: PAX ran over 650 miles and biked over 200 miles
• Fact: The Yeti Route does resemble our great state of South Carolina and was unintentional…but cool nonetheless
• #HIM Longshanks ran the entire Yeti supporting #HIM Dark Helmet (quoting Longshanks, “At one point Dark Helmet told me he was “excited” as he had been staring at my ass for the previous 12 miles”). According to DH, “No one told me I couldn’t do it (The Yeti), so I did it!” Awesome job brother!
• Geronimo’s Family met him at every AO. He thought it was so nice that some family came out in the gloom to support, then he realized it was his.
• Apparently Cake Boss picked up a cigarette rolling in to the Coop and told the PAX he picked a bad week to stop smoking
• Cobra Kai and Professor Handing out water on 160 while competing in the Yeti Relay
• One Word: Tatanka! This guy came all the way from Florida to spill Merlot (twice) with his closest friends. Several reports came in from separate sources that his form was suffering at the painstations. Alas, brothers CSPAN and Chaser were there to comfort!
• Run N Gun, Sir Topham Hat, Spandex!
• CSPAN stopping by his daughter’s bridal shower…awkward
• FNG Sloppy Joe
• Riddler not understanding Cable Guy’s Instructions and doing far too many Merkins, LBCs and SSH
• 2nd F at Fort Mill BBQ had over 75 PAX, Ms and 2.0s. Thanks to Sloppy Joe for opening early and supporting The Fort. Let’s do what we can to support him in the future.
• Maximus (with Walker) ran 2.5 more miles just to see if he could
• Tclaps to Gridlock on his mileage
• Tclaps to those who could not commit to the whole event but did what they could
• Tclaps to all the support PAX for water, gatorade, bananas, gels, gummies, and the list goes on

I apologize if I left anyone out or missed a “special moment.” All errors fall on my shoulders!

Here is a link to pictures from the event -> Yeti Pictures

So glad everyone enjoyed the beatdown and I’m glad that no one died. Don’t forget the Hog & Coyote later this year! Here are the times as reported:

F3 Name Type Time Notes
Sir Topham Hat Iceman 2:10:00
Defib Iceman 2:35:00
Dolph Iceman 2:35:00
Brownstreak Iceman 2:37:00
Whoopee Iceman 2:40:00
High Life Iceman 2:42:49
Atlas Iceman 2:45:00
One-Niner Iceman 2:45:00
World Wide Leader Iceman 2:47:00
Bounty hunter Iceman 2:47:00
Italian Job Iceman 2:47:00
Chaser Iceman 2:53:00
Ringer Iceman 2:53:00
ColdCuts Iceman 2:53:00
Royale Iceman 2:57:00
Cornhole Iceman 3:02:00
CSPAN Iceman 3:02:00
Tatanka Iceman 3:02:00
Atticus Iceman
Decibel Modified Run 6.50 Miles
White Lightning Modified Run 1:17:26 8.15 Miles
Free Bird Modified Run 1:21:30 8.15 Miles
Pusher Modified Run  8.15 Miles
Cake Boss Modified Run 1:28:17 8.15 Miles
Spiderman Modified Run 2:14:44 14.46 Miles
GridLock Modified Run 2:47:00 13.92 Miles
Photobomb Modified Run
Boeheim Yeti 3:23:00
Cerrano Yeti 3:24:00
Geronimo Yeti 3:24:00
Sasquatch Yeti 3:24:00
Tater Yeti 3:24:00
Gekko Yeti 3:25:00
Maximus Yeti 3:25:00
Corruption Yeti 3:27:00
Gears Yeti 3:36:00
Rooney Yeti 3:40:00
Senator Tressel Yeti 3:40:00
Zima Yeti 3:40:00
Fish Sticks Yeti 3:42:00
Minuteman Yeti 3:45:00
Ginsu Yeti 3:45:00
Copay Yeti 3:45:00
Axl Yeti 3:45:50
WhatDid Yeti 3:47:00
The Riddler Yeti 3:49:00
Javert Yeti 3:53:09
Seacrest Yeti 3:55:00
Dark Helmet Yeti 4:04:00
Longshanks Yeti 4:04:00
Belding Yeti
Catfish/Guage Yeti (Relay) 3:00:00
Burgundy/Walker Yeti (Relay) 3:04:00
Cobra Kai/Professor Yeti (Relay) 3:07:00
Smuggler/Bing Yeti (Relay) 3:27:00

Aye!
Zima

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