Category: Slow Burn

Slow-Square Agility-Burn

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WARMUP: Indian-run (w/ basketballs dribbling) to main theatre of AM-combat…
then… https://youtu.be/M50lKtaE8rs?si=1HLgpBylUCLEhh89 remix by Me first & Gimme Gimmes (2:11)
1. Base = Hillbillies
2. Chorus = Windmills
1. Then… https://youtu.be/K9GxdQ2MkzA?si=FDfWgqVtFrQM7muq remix by State of Mine (3:37)
1. Base = Imp. Walkers
2. Chorus: Plank Jax
3. Solos: Cherry Pickers
THE THANG:
#1: agility ladder
5-Each/Nur back
1 foot Forward hop (R/L)
2 foot side hops
1 foot side hop (R/L)
Merkin crabwalk (R/L)
Icky Shuffle
Hopscotch
scissor shuffle (R/L)

#2 4-Square. when Pax are out… take a lap, then join the queue

MARY: Circle of Hate / Ab-lab

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bourbon thang… turkey thang… Christmas thang
COT: Held / 5th core principle

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What costume are you wearing?

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We did a little warmup with the usual exercises. I proceeded to introduce the topic for thought. What costume are you wearing? Are you being an imposter?

Mosey over to the first stop for some 4 corners. 3 exercises then a lap around the parking lot. Kinda went like this merkins, mtn climbers, shoulder taps 10,15,20. Take a lap. Squats, monkey humpers, calve raises 10,15,20. Take a lap. LBCs, American hammers, flutters 10,15,20. Take a lap. Side straddle hops, over head claps,Moroccan night clubs 10,15,20. Take a lap. Mosey to the next spot behind Lowe’s. Rail work with dips, irkens, derkins with a bear crawl across lot. Headed to the wall for some sitting and merkins. Back to COT for the finale. Wrapped it up with we should be putting on the full armor of God and not covering ourselves up with costumes. Eph. 6:12-24

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so much chatter at slowburn

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WARMUP: windmill mosey, imperial walkers, hillbilly walkers, low slow squats
THE THANG: Dora with merkins, squats, crunches. Other guy runs loop. Lunge walk then bearcrawl, across the parking lot. Goldilocks squats,
MARY: crunches,
ANNOUNCEMENTS: HIM camp.
COT:

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Madonna v Morrisette

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WARMUP: ssh/mnc/im/hbw/wm, yoga flow

THE THANG:

Mosey to lot past Persian Grill

Run a lap around the 2 islands followed by 3 exercises (merkins, squats, lbc)… increase reps after each lap tel:5-10-15-20-25.

Mosey to upper lot behind CFA

Run a lap around the 2 islands followed by 3 exercises (shoulder taps, lunge, flutter)… increase reps after each lap tel:5-10-15-20-25.

1×10 set of Dips on the guard rail

Mosey back to flag

4 corners in the main lot with 3 exercises (SSH, plank jack, big boys) 5 reps 1st round, 10 reps 2nd round. We got 1/2 way through round 2 and then went back to flag for Mary

MARY: box cutter burnout – 20 reps

ANNOUNCEMENTS: ao Chester tomorrow 545 leave from Baxter Starbucks, 4bs nov 7, Xmas party

COT: praise for getaway weekend w M. Prayers for medical tests/procedures and marching band competitions

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Parking Lot Tour

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15 (12 boot, 3 run) toured Slow Burn’s parking lots. Here’s what we did:

Warm Up
– 10 SSHs (IC)
– 10 Mountain Climbers (IC)
– 10 Plank Jacks (IC)

Four Corners (front, sides, and rear of restaurant row)
– 15 Merkins at each corner
– 15 Squats
– 15 LBCs
– 15 Alternating Shoulder Taps

Mosey to BP
– 15 Irkins
– 15 Derkins
– 15 Dips

Mosey to the upper lot at Chick-fil-A
– 5 (if older than 45) or 10 Burpees (if 45 and under) at each corner

Mosey back to COT lot
– 15 Big Boys at each corner
– 15 American Hammers
– 15 Boxcutters
– 15 Freddies

NMM
The distance between your dreams and your reality is discipline. You have to do the thing, especially when you don’t feel like it. 80% of success is showing up. The rest is willingness to work and learn. Put in the work and reap the rewards.

-IJ

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Slow Burning Stogie

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Warm-Up:
SSH – 20 IC
Imperial Walkers – 15 IC
Hillbilly Walkers – 15 IC
Moroccan Night Clubs – 10 IC
Windmills – 10 IC
Mosey around the parking lot

The Thang:
1. 4 Corners:
Corner 1: 10 Merkins
Corner 2: 15 Squats
Corner 3: 20 LBCs
Corner 4: 25 Lunges each leg
➡ Lap 1: Mosey between corners, Lap 2: Bear Crawl between corners

2. Partner Work:
P1: Plank
P2: 10 Merkins, then jog 25 yards and back
Repeat with:
20 Squats / partner holds Al Gore
20 Big Boys / partner holds 6 inches
20 Mountain Climbers / partner holds plank

3. Dora:
Partners:
100 Carolina Dry Docks
200 Shoulder Taps
300 LBCs
➡ One partner works, the other jogs 25 yds and back.

Mary:
American Hammers – 15 IC
Box Cutters – 15 IC
Freddie Mercuries – 20 IC
Rosalita – 20 IC
Hello Dollies – 20 IC
Flutters – 20 IC

Announcements:
Read your newsletter

COT:
Prayers and Praises

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A slice from Rosie

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WARMUP: SSH, Windmill, Moroccan Nightclubs, Low slow squat, slow merkins, mosey
THE THANG: AMRAP 20 Mins –
10 Merkins, 15 Squats, 20 Mtn Climbers, 10 lunges, Run 50m
8 minutes, Plank Jacks, BBS, CDD, start at 6 reps, add two after each round
Broga
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Golf, Bethel, HIM camp
COT: Help men find purpose

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Non-Alcoholic Drinking Game F3 Workout

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Soundtrack: Amazon Music Playlist (curated by Amazon Music) “REDISCOVER THE ‘80S: College Rock

WARMUP:
– Mosey a lap
– Mountain Climbers
– Big Boy Sit-ups
– Imperial Walkers
– Hillbilly Walkers
– Windmills
– LBC

FLIP CUP DORA: 80-160-240 Dora. Run down to the table, and try to flip the cup upside down. One attempt only. If you do it successfully, then you get to take 10 off of your required number of reps for the current exercise.
– 80 Merkin
– 160 Squat
– 240 LBC

RED OR BLACK: Do an exercise, and then bear crawl to the table. Declare red or black. Flip a card. If you get it wrong, you do a burpee. If you get it right, carry on. Nur back to the starting line and repeat with the next exercise.

– 30 Big Boys
– 15 Merkins
– 30 Low Slow Squats
– 30 Bicycles

WATER PONG: Split into two teams. Do two exercises, then run to the table. Take one shot. Run back. Repeat with the next set of exercises. When the game is won, the losing team does six burpees. The winning team only has to do the amount of burpees of the cups that are left on their side. No bringsies backsies. No bouncing allowed. No rebuttal.
– 20 Carolina Dry Docks 30 second plank
– 30 Calf Raise 20 Flutters (count on the left leg)
– 10 Mike Tysons 30 LBC
– 30 Squats 20 American Hammer

Concluded with MARY.

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2025.37 Slow Burn

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TBH All I knew I wanted to do was 10 sets of burpees and bear crawls. Each bear crawl was 40 yds and burpees started at 10 and went to 1. In between sets run toward Shutterfly and find the next opportunity to find 40 yds of unoccupied pavement.

I have a heavy heart now and it wasn’t any better at the time. The fact that flags were there flying at half mast in front of Shutterfly was a good reminder of who we are and what needs to happen next from an immediate and existential standpoint, so we recited the Pledge of Allegiance.

I’m currently reading Plato’s writing on Socrates and the present parallels are not lost on me. A man was executed for “impiety” and “corrupting the youth”. He asked questions. He didn’t properly attend to the gods. He challenged authority.

The bottom line is that we need both political parties. Without challenge, a uniparty would become weak and invalid. I would say we need more, but I digress. We should all be praying for the prosperity of both political parties to the betterment of the individuals they serve.

God forgive us, for we know not what we do.

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Toy soldiers suck

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WARMUP: windmills, cherry pickers, Moroccan night clubs
THE THANG: Dora, MOT is toy soldiers down and mosey back while your partner. 100 Merkins, 200 LBC’s, 300 SSH’s, 400 OH claps. Next set was rifle carry (empty hands) down and mosey back. 100 flutters, 200 mt climbers, 300 squats, 400 hillbilly walkers, 500 calf raises
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT:

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