SLOW and BURN

13 at SlowBurn for a warm morning of some Slow and some Burn… if you did it right!

Mosey around parking lot

Warm up

  • Stretch
  • Mountain Climbers
  • Hill Billy Walkers
  • Shoulder taps

Slow – partner lines – split into groups of 3 count off within 1-2-3 or 4 (3 rounds each)

  • Bear crawl / low slow squats
  • Lunge walk / slow Freddie mercury
  • Duck walk/ slow merkins

Burn – 10,9,8….1 – with 3 second break between (lap around parking lot then plank or LBC) – Exercise then lap around the track

  • Side Stratal hops
  • Dips on curb
  • Monkey Humbers
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Only 11 on Black Friday?

WARMUP: Intro and then mosey to the Lowes parking lot for warm ups. MNC, Produce Pickers, Windmills. Mosey to another corner of Lowes for Up and Down Dog, plank stretches and Mountain climbers. Continued to the Thang.
THE THANG: Four Corners. Round 1- 12 Big Boys then bear crawl, 12 Big Boys then nur, 12 Big Boys then crawl Bear, ended with 12 Big Boys then run.
Round 2- 12 flying Squirrels then Karaoke, 12 flying Squirrels then nur, 12 flying Squirrels then Karaoke, finally 12 flying Squirrels then run.
Message: asked everyone to say what they were thankful for on Thanksgiving.
Ran to the back of the building where Empire is located for some wall sits, balls to the wall and more wall sits. Ran back in front of F45 for some monkey humpers then back to COT for Mary.
MARY: Flutters, hammers, Burpees, MT with Wine Makers and lbc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Golf, D2D, Party and team competition
COT: Prayers for family, marriages and those traveling.

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Turkey Day Favs

WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly walkers, when senator arrived we moseyed. Mtn climbers, shoulder taps, merkins, overhead claps, arm circles, run.
THE THANG: did some 7s with merkins and squats, then with seal Jax and LBCs. Dora with partner, dips derkins bear crawls. All kinds of stuff I can’t remember.
MARY: yep that too pax choice.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Turkey Day Favs

WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly walkers, when senator arrived we moseyed. Mtn climbers, shoulder taps, merkins, overhead claps, arm circles, run.
THE THANG: did some 7s with merkins and squats, then with seal Jax and LBCs. Dora with partner, dips derkins bear crawls. All kinds of stuff I can’t remember.
MARY: yep that too pax choice.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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This is why you should write these in a timely manner.,,

Definitely dropped the ball on this one and can’t find the video of who was there… I remember JWOW, Twister, Peach Stand and Cake Boss for sure… I think Sugardaddy, Mainframe and Cobra Kai were in the ruck, but I’m missing 6-8 people… sorry! Let me be your warning of a failed backblast!

WARMUP: SSH, Moroccan Night Club, Imperial Walker and Hillbilly Walker.
THE THANG:
Deck of pain:

5-K
Hearts: Squats
Clubs: LBC
Spades: Flutter
Diamonds: Dry Dock

2-4: Burpees

Ace: 1 Burpee and a lap

ANNOUNCEMENTS: The BBQ & Bourbon event was last weekend… 😬

COT: It happened I promise. I probably said something about how I was apologizing in advance for the miserable Backblast that would come in 2 weeks time, and I think I remember Peach Stand saying it was the thought that counts or something and that I shouldn’t beat myself up over it…

This is an accurate telling of everything so help me God…

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Happy BDay USMC

WARMUP: mosey/ dynamic stretch/ ssh/mtn climber/ shoulder burns
THE THANG: CDD bear crawl CDD
Wall sits while working out to in 5,3,1 burpees/ CDD to Lt Dans to CDD/mosey to railing 3 sets 15 reps dips and decline merkins/ mosey down the way for a boogie down drill instructor session. He scared Twister… more bear crawls and Lt Dans followed by Merkins.
I think this is mostly what we did but Rebel can Audit me.
MARY: start around the circle for your choice of 10 reps in cadence of any exercise
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bbq and bourbon tonight, golf in dec./ blood drive next week
COT: lots of praises and prayers.

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SLOW BURNING TABATA…

WARMUP:
Started with a Mosey to Lowes parking lot, followed with Warm-O-Rama exercises of below,

Side Straddle Hop
Produce Pickers
Hillbilly Walkers
Windmills
Moroccan Nightclubs
Imperial Walkers

Mosey to persis for some,

Lunge Walk
Toy Soldiers
Butt Kickers
High Knees
Bear Crawl

THE THANG:
Mosey back to the shovel flag for the main course Tabata workout that included 40 second exercise with 15 seconds to switch gears for the next one.

2 sets each alternatively of,
Carolina Dry Docks
LBCs

Plank
Run a Lap

2 sets each alternatively of,
Shoulder Taps
Freddie Mercury

Plank
Run a Lap

2 sets each alternatively of,
Superman
Mountain Climbers

Plank
Run a Lap

2 sets each alternatively of,
Peter Parker
American Hammers

Plank
Run a Lap

2 sets each alternatively of,
Flutter Kicks
Dying Cockroaches

Plank
Run a Lap

2 sets each alternatively of,
Monkey Humpers
Honeymooner

And the clock struck 6…

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Dam2Dam Fundraiser events

COT:
Prayer Requests
Started the day praying to the Almighty

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Rocktober Finally at SlowBurn

Mostly old guys at SlowBurn. Effort was acceptable for SlowBurn, but poor at best. Attention to detail was poor at best.

There were 10 counts
There were options to modify down (and they were clearly used)
You vs. You gents

Anywho, some busted their butt, well done.

opening band (reps of 10-12 unless stated otherwise:
mosey
low slow squat
imp walker
hillbilly walker
2 flying squirrel OYO
flutter
side S hop (really? this is where you modify)
shoulder tap
calf raises
2 flying squirrel
peter parker
lbc
hand release merkin
overhead clap
2 flying squirrel

the headliner:
6 boards
6 exercises on each (repeat until end of song)
6 songs

musical interlude:
Prong, Non-Existence
5 flying squirrel
20 OH claps
5 burpees
20 mor night club
10 plank jacks
10 imp walker

musical interlude:
Static-X, Sweat of the Bud
15 low slow squat
15 merkins
15 jump squats
15 HR merkins
15 sumo squats
15 carolina DD

musical interlude:
Helmet, Unsung
10 BB sits
10 shoulder taps
20 lbc
10 mtn climbers
10 lunge
10 scorpion DD

musical interlude:
The 69 Eyes w/ Wednesday 13, The Last House on the Left
10 monkey humpers
10 flutter
10 hillbilly walker
10 hello dolly
10×3 calf raisies
20 lbc

musical interlude:
Gojira, Stranded
5 donkey kicks
5 burpees
5 inchworm merkins
5 burpees
5 bomb jacks
5 burpees

musical interlude:
Hatebreed, I Will Be Heard
10 squats
10 lbc
10 side s hop
10 merkins
10 imperial walker
10 dying cockroach

Thanks to Peach Stand to lead at the best AO. Yes, I said it.

Looks like we made it,

Barry Manilow

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Slow Burning Tabata…

WARMUP:
Started with a Mosey to Lowes parking lot, followed with Warm-O-Rama exercises of below,

Side Straddle Hop
Produce Pickers
Hillbilly Walkers
Windmills
Moroccan Nightclubs
Imperial Walkers

Mosey to persis for some,

Lunge Walk
Toy Soldiers
Butt Kickers
High Knees
Bear Crawl

THE THANG:
Mosey back to the shovel flag for the main course Tabata workout that included 40 second exercise with 15 seconds to switch gears for the next one.

2 sets each alternatively of,
Carolina Dry Docks
LBCs

Plank
Run a Lap

2 sets each alternatively of,
Shoulder Taps
Freddie Mercury

Plank
Run a Lap

2 sets each alternatively of,
Superman
Mountain Climbers

Plank
Run a Lap

2 sets each alternatively of,
Peter Parker
American Hammers

Plank
Run a Lap

2 sets each alternatively of,
Flutter Kicks
Dying Cockroaches

Plank
Run a Lap

2 sets each alternatively of,
Monkey Humpers
Honeymooner

And the clock struck 6…

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Dam2Dam Fundraiser events

COT:
Prayer Requests
Started the day praying to the Almighty

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92’ music tour

WARMUP: Mosey around the restaurants to take in the fresh air followed by 9’s & 2’s of everything.

THE THANG: Small Deck of Cards with #’s 2, 9 & Aces ♠️♣️♥️♦️ followed by a traditional DORA.

MARY: 2 minutes of Mary

ANNOUNCEMENTS: All the events coming up in the Fort-Adopt a HWY, Poker Tournament, Bourbon tasting. RYNL

COT: Prayers for our 4 legged friends health🐶 🐱 & PAX that have returned after IR.

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