It got heavy at The Deep

  • QIC: Maximus
  • When: 09/17/16
  • Pax: Royale, Kenyan, DaVinci, Tater, Wild Thing
  • Posted In: The Deep, The Fort

Good morning to the only 6 that decided to face the music. Once I had the opportunity to Q the Deep about a week, I knew I had to bring it. The weather was perfect, the PAX were strong and I had spoken enough. Part of the mental game was having the PAX unload the coupons out of the truck which included 13 cinder blocks, 2 medicine balls, 1 50lb sand brick, 1 ruck and one heck of a 45lb sand bag/neck pillow.

After the disclaimer basically consisting of instructions to keep the gloves on and not to break your nose on the blocks, we were off for a parking lot mosey with butt kickers, karaoke’s, side shuffles and bringing it home with toy soldiers.

Slow-short warm up of SSH, Squats and Carolina Dry Docks

In a line with the blocks about 2′ apart, we did side Merkin walks from one end of the blocks to the other and back again. When you weren’t merkin-walking, you were butt-kicking.

Line up on your back, head to toe. As you do a situp, pass the medicine ball from overhead to the man at your feet and repeat down and back. Situps while you wait.

4 Corners of the bus lane with Wide-Arm, Regular and Diamond Merkins at each corner: Corner 1=2 of each, Corner 2=4 of each, Corner 3=6 of each, Corner 4=8 of each.

Mosey to the big hill (or at least, one of the big hills) for Quadzilla: Backwards run/jog/walk up the hill and forward jog down the hill for 4 minutes.

Mosey to the football field and grab a partner. Catch me if you can twice around the field incorporating 3 burpees.

Time for a little plank work: Peter Parkers, Grave Diggers right side, Dips, Grave Diggers left side, Mountain Climbers, Grave Diggers right side, Crab Walk 20yds, Grave Diggers left side.
With your partner, 16 Carolina Dry Dock claps

Mosey back to the blocks for Shoulder Press Squats
Overhead tricep extensions
Bicep curls
Manmaker Burpees
Flutter kicks with block presses
Protractor

Announcements: 9/30 Invergence & read the Newsletter

Prayer Requests: Gears mother-in-law, Maximus’ friend’s dad, calm for Tater’s wife this past weekend.

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No grass. No Burpees. And running? You sure this is a Helmet Q?

  • QIC: Dark Helmet
  • When: 09/17/16
  • Pax: CSPAN, Tesh, The Matador (FNG), Chicken Wing, Rooney, Hotty Totty (Hate Hate - 13), So-Crates, Longshanks, Geronimo, MacGyver, Quack Attack, Dark Helmet (QIC)
  • Posted In: The Fort

Our beloved Gran-tan (SPAN-tan?) gently requested last night that we not get in the grass at the park this am. I adjusted my weinke accordingly… He brought an FNG with him, so I can’t help but accommodate. I love naming FNGs… I’ll explain why later…

Per the title of this post, there were also no burpees, this was by request of myself to myself. Last week at the BRR, I had to drive instead of run because of persistent knee issues, and Zima said I should still have to do something CSAUP, so I did 1000 burpees over the course of the race. Yeah, I don’t need to see a burpee again for a little while…

The Thang:
0700 rolled around and eleven gentlemen joined me in getting to work. We did a quick lap around the park and at the drill bits we did some dynamic warmups, as well as some tried and true favorites. We pulled our knees up to our chest, did toy soldiers, there were windmills, merkins, SSHs, and a couple others.

Then, we ran up Ardrey St. to the Church of the Nazarene. Looks like people are meeting, so we wont use the steps after all…
– Partner up and wheelbarrow from one end of parking lot to the other. Then switch and head back.
– Our next bit of fun was to burpee broad jump from one end to the other and run it back. (Ok, I guess I lied about no burpees, there were like 8 – 10 burpees depending on how far you can jump)
– One more round of wheelbarrows (switch up partners) and then it was time to mosey again…

We took a right out of the parking lot and then ran down and turned left on Massey St. and ran to the Sisk Memorial Baptist Church lot. Then we partnered up again and did a 100 Merkin cumulative…
– Partner 1 runs from one end of the lot and back while Partner 2 does Merkins. Switch until you reach a total of 100… LBCs until the 6 gets in…
That was quick, but it was time to mosey again.

Run down Massey St. until we get to the big lot across from the gun shop at the top of the big hill. This next part was just plain dumb… Maybe a touch CSAUP?
– Bear crawl the length of the lot, then Crawl Bear (Backwards Bear Crawl) back to the other end. This sucked, incidentally.
– Partner up again (same guy if you’d like) and it was time to attack the hill.
– Partner 1 runs down the hill and back up while Partner 2 does squats – cumulatively hit 200
– Finish with the 6…

Next, we all headed down the hill and took a left and then stopped again at the next lot on the left.
– Have a seat on the wall. One 10 count, 30 air presses, and recover and shake it out…
– Sit back on the wall. Three 10 counts and a lot of mumble chatter and recover.
– One more sit on the wall, and by special request from Quack Attack, we did one-legged wall sits for a 10 count on each leg.

Time to mosey again, back to where we started. Hotty Totty (13) had never led any exercises before, so he led us in a little Mary (American Hammers and Flutter Kicks) to finish things up. He did a great job.

COT – Lots of prayers for family and friends who are in need. Prayers for Gears’ MIL, for Felipe that CSPAN met in Colombia, for Clark Kent and his M on the birth of baby #1, and plenty of others spoken and unspoken. Guys… The COT is our time to share a little of our soul. A time to put what’s on your heart out to your brothers and to get help from them and from SkyQ. Prayer works. It’s that simple. Let your brothers shoulder the burden with you and add their faith to yours to help get you through. Take advantage of this time! Remember what they say, “A burden shared is half a burden, a joy shared is twice the joy.”

NMM:
Some things…
1. I do love naming FNGs. While we were out running around, I told the fellas why… It may be lame, or weird, or whatever, but I hold the F3 name a little bit sacred. Yes, it’s supposed to be a little terrible. That’s part of the fun (ask Electric Mayhem in Savannah, or Short Shorts in Lake Wylie). Yes, the longer the stream of consciousness to get there, the better the story you get to tell. Having a name that’s a little terrible is part of the collective suffering that bonds us so tightly. But it’s more than all that, too. For me (not to wax too dramatic or anything), the F3 name marks a line of delineation between the person you were and the beginning of the journey of who you are striving now to become. You leave the Sad Clown behind and start anew as a High Impact Man. So I take the naming of an FNG very seriously… My Dark Helmet self is a far better man than my Frank Schwartz self was on his own. Ask my wife and kids… They will tell you without hesitation. So, let there be no doubt about how desperately we want you to let it motivate you to return and join us regularly in the gloom. You will be a better man if you post. Period. You will push yourself past what you thought you could physically, mentally, and spiritually, and that is what this world needs more than anything else. Men who are not afraid to push past comfort to make IMPACT. The workout is the training ground for that type of toughness.
2. Don’t make comments about Tesh naked.
3. If you thought it looked too far to bear crawl, it isn’t. But it might be too far to do backwards.
4. Pesanka is fast. And yes, even at bear crawling.

That’s all for now… Helmet, out.

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The Kettlebell Shart – the new dance craze at Iron Academy

  • QIC: Cha Ching
  • When: 09/13/16
  • Pax: Java, Italian Job, Olaf, Lucky Charm, Hot Sauce, Smiley Face, Dream House
  • Posted In: The Fort

Second time Q was a blast – had a great group of men Tues morning at the Iron Academy in Rock Hill.  After some quick intros, we hit the field next door for a short warm-up:

Warm-up (in cadence):
side straddle hops x30
merkins x20
Moroccan night club x20
low slow squat x15
windmill x10

The Thang:
kettlebell wood choppers x10 per side (in cadence)
kettlebell T-push-ups x10 per side
single leg mountain climbers x10 per leg (in cadence)
REPEAT

Partnered up for the next group of circuits – each partner does both, then you move on to the next:
partner 1 – suicides in the parking lot, partner 2 – single arm plank rows w/ kettlebell (as many as you can)
partner 1 – suicides, partner 2 – jump lunges (as many as you can while your partner runs)
partner 1 – suicides, partner 2 – halos (kettlebell circles around your head/shoulders)
REPEAT

finish where we started, with the following:
super set – kettlebell shoulder raises (x10 in cadence), shoulder press (x10 in cadence), tricep extension (x10 in cadence)
Freddie mercury’s slow x10 / fast x10 / slow x10 / fast x10
diamond push-up / merkin pyramid set (10 / 10, 8 / 8…down to 2 / 2)
REPEAT

It was a beat-down today, but the guys handled their business.  CoT for announcements and prayers.

Prayers / Praises:
Olaf – keep his wife Ann and unborn baby in your thoughts/prayers (have had complications – 18 wks along)

Java – wisdom to push the kingdom along; his company is hiring, if you’re looking for work (pt or ft) find him on Twitter (Joe Helms)

Italian Job – continued recovery for the guys that did BRR over the weekend

Hot Sauce – recently lost his job.  Looking for wisdom on next steps.  Worked in production planning / supply chain management if anyone is aware of openings

Lucky Charm – Elevation revival series has been phenomenal.  Check it out, stream online @ 7pm

Smiley Face – son and son’s girlfriend’s relationship has had some hard times.  Looking for clarity / wisdom from God for son to stay in commitment.

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A workout happened. This is where you read about it.

  • QIC: Dark Helmet
  • When: 09/14/16
  • Pax: Twister (Respect), Birdcage, Leg Breaker, Crab Cakes, Cha-Ching, Double Dribble (FNG!), Java, Lil E, Figaro, Kielbasa, Olaf, On The Rocks, Witch Hunt, Flat Tire, Maximus, Bonsai, Dark Helmet (QIC)
  • Posted In: Laces In, The Fort

I always love to pull up and see a lot full of cars. Oooh… and an FNG to boot… Fun times…

I gave a very official disclaimer, and with that we were off…

First we moseyed to the lot across Ardrey St. from the entrance driveway to the park.
Warm up
Windmills, Merkins, Moroccan Nightclubs, Squats, Mountain Climbers, SSHs… all around 15 or so a piece…

Then it was time to go to church… Mosey up Ardrey Street to the Church of the Nazarene
Partner up – SIZE MATTERS
– Wheelbarrow up the steps and run down – flapjack
– Bunny hop up the steps and run down
– Run to the top of the steps hitting every step, then run down
Repeat this sequence (all of it) X 3

Mosey over to the wall for a little Pink Floyd (soon to be a lexicon submission = a series of wall exercises of varying types):
– People’s chair for a 30 count, the last 20 count with air presses
– BTTW for a 30 count
– Descending testicles – 3 at top, 2 at 45, 1 at bottom
– Repeato x 3

Mosey back to the parking lot hill (the BIG hill was too wet) at WEP for another soon to be submitted to the lexicon:
The Grand Old Duke of York (a series of terribles up and down a hill)
– Grab your original partner, run down the hill and partner carry up the hill then flapjack (modify = Run backwards up hill)
– Next, partner 1 run down and bear crawl up while partner does LBCs then flapjack
– Since this was a crowd pleaser, we did it two more times…

What’s that? Someone’s puking and someone else is wandering aimlessly toward the cars?
We must be done… Jog it down to the parking lot cul-de-sac and plank for the 6.

Then we counted, name-a-rama’ed, and gave the FNG his name. He likes basketball… His name is now Double Dribble… This is not a prostate joke…

Helmet, out…

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Parking Lot Shuffle at the BTC

  • QIC: Popeye
  • When: 9/14/16
  • Pax: Spartacus, Cool Table, River Rat, Pistol, Popeye
  • Posted In: The Fort

With the recon of another Lancaster AO and several PAX still resting up from the BRR, 5 #HIM rolled out of the #fartsack for YHC’s 2nd day on Q, this time at BOOOOOOM Town Central.

THE THANG:

Warm Up

  • 10 SSH
  • 10 WM
  • 10 Squats
  • Stretch the legs for a mosey.

We moseyed over to the Baxter Hood Center but the parking lot was too dark to see very much so #Omaha to the parking lot next to York Tech.

Starting on row 1 of 7 we did 5 merkins on one end ran the row and did 5 squats. Rinse and repeat adding 5 of each to each row. So that’s around 105 reps of each. Real crowd pleaser.

After a 10 count we moseyed over to the other side of York Tech to the parking lot behind the ETV building. (The curved saw tooth roof one) We shuffled the parking lot again island to island with the following

  • Bear Crawl
  • Lt. Dan
  • High Knees
  • Sprint (X2)
  • Bear Crawl
  • Slow Mosey

After a 10 count

We did a round of –

  • 10 Dips
  • 10 Irkins
  • 10 Merkins

On some park benches.

Long Mosey back and around the BTC building to the loading docks for two 10 counts of People’s Chair.

Moseyed back to the COT for a few LBC’s and Flutters with the time left.

Done!

YHC spoke about what Coach Dabo Swinney said in a press conference yesterday, quote:

“The Bible doesn’t say love your neighbor for the same religion. It doesn’t say love your neoighbor if they are the same color as you. It doesn’t say love your neighbor if they pull for the same team as you. It doesn’t say love your neighbor if they are the same gender as you… or if they have the same sexuality as you.  It just says love your neighbor as you love yourself.

If we all lived by this in our country, we wouldn’t have near the problems we have. That’s just my opinion.

That’s a true opinion and if whether you’re a Gamecock, Tiger, Chanticlear, or Eagle fan, Dabo Swinney is a #HIM working and bringing glory to Sky Q for sure. Aye!

Popeye OUT!

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First Solo Q At My Favorite AO

  • QIC: Broteinshake
  • When: 09/12/16
  • Pax: Anchor Bar (RESPECT), Money Bags, Dr. Ruth, Holster, Dark Knight, Waterboy, Dingo, Crayola, Pescador, Reborn, Bill Nye, Popeye, Broteinshake
  • Posted In: The Fort

YHC along with 12 other PAX joined in for my first solo Q.  There were no FNG’s so after brief disclaimer we were off to do a 2.16 mile boot camp.

Warm Up

  • Mosey across East Main and down small parking deck, then turned left up East Black, then left on Saluda, back to East Main, and stopped in front of Fountain Park.
  • 25 Moroccan Night Clubs (IC)
  • 25 SSH (IC)
  • 25 Italian Night Clubs (IC)
  • 25 Imperial Walkers (IC)
  • 20 Hilbillies (IC)

The Thang

Mosey to The Hot Box (TD Parking Deck), where 7 pain stations awaited.  Alternated High Knees, Lunges, and Butt Kickers up each ramp.  At the top of each ramp the PAX performed the following:

  • 20 Burpees — Ramp 1
  • 20 Monkey Humpers — Ramp 2
  • 20 Carolina Dry Docks — Ramp 3
  • 20 Low Slow Squats — Ramp 4
  • 20 LBC’s — Ramp 5
  • 20 Merkins — Ramp 6
  • 20 Burpees — Ramp 7

Mosey to The Amphitheater and alternated on each row Bear Crawls and Lunges (Legs really burning by now).

Mosey to Brick Alley where Popeye led us in head, shoulders, knees, and toes. Then a lil’ BTTW where I requested that the first PAX to get tired give us a 10 count.  That 10 count came very quickly.

Mosey back to the AO where to no surprise on my first solo Q, we had about six minutes to spare so we all joined in on some Ab Lab.

There were a few announcements and everyone was asked if they’re receiving the weekly newsletter.  A couple prayer requests (thanks Popeye for sharing about your colleague Tim Buchanan), and a prayer for the state of affairs in our country.

Announcements

Broteinshake Out!

Aye!

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A tribute to 9/11 at Eagles Nest

  • QIC: Popeye
  • When: 9/13/16
  • Pax: Fusion, Big Papi, Fin, Padeye (FNG), Sapper, Reacher, Homer (FNG), Honey Pot, Money Bags, Pony Tail, Samurai, Black Hawk, Dingo, Waterboy, Mr Big Stuff, Leonardo (FNG), Pistol, Anchor Bar, Pescadore, Van Wilder, Reborn, Blue Print, Incoming, Bull, Mayhem, The Riddler, Popeye
  • Posted In: The Fort

27 #HIM including 3 FNG’s came to remember 9/11.

15 years ago Radical Islamic Terrorists attacked the very core of what America is – Liberty – by cowardly hijacking airplanes fully loaded with fuel and crashing them into the World Trade Center Towers, the Pentagon, and Pennsylvania.

Close to 3,000 people died in the WTC, including 343 Firefighters/Paramedics, 60 Police officers who ran into those burning buildings to save lives. Those men and women didn’t care one iota what color skin those people had, they didn’t care what religion they were, they didn’t care about anything other than getting into those buildings to save HUMANS.

So today’s Eagles Nest workout was dedicated to those men & women.

THE THANG

Warm Up

  • SSH X15
  • IW X15
  • MNC X15

Mosey to Popeye’s Peak aka the stairs next to Tilman Hall.

YHC talked about the brave men and women who ran up 60 to 80 flights of stairs to save HUMAN lives. Touching on how these so called millionaire athletes who were barely old enough to shave, drive a car or wipe the drool from their chin 15 years ago, disgrace the flag by sitting, kneeling or sticking their fists in the air during the National Anthem. Each of those knuckleheads disrespects each and every last one of those men and women who ran the stairs to save HUMAN lives. So to remind us we did the following –

Because of the number of PAX and safety, we paired up.

  • 25+/- Merkins while partner Ran the Stairs
  • 25+/- Monkey Humpers while partner ran the stairs
  • 25+/- CDD while partner ran the stairs
  • 25+/- Squats while partner ran the stairs

Feeling the pain in our legs we remembered the men & women who ran those WTC stairs by doing the following again…

  • 25+/- Merkins while partner ran the stairs
  • 25+/- CDD while partner ran the stairs

Mosey towards Digg’s field – Stopping where YHC heard for the first time that what happened in NYC and asked the PAX to remember for a second where they were.

Next – Only 6 people who were inside the WTC survived the building collapse. To honor those men and women who spent countless hours the following days after clearing debris and rubble, we did the following at the Digg’s Field

GRAB A ROCK!

  • 10 Piston Rows w/ rock – Run the hill or stairs
  • 10 Over Head Press w/ Rock – Run the hill or stairs
  • 10 Curls w/ rock – run the hill or stairs
  • 10 count from Mayhem

Rinse and Repeat (minus the over head presses)

Mosey Back to the COT

This Q hurt, but it was designed to hurt, and remind us about sacrifices made for us. Not just by the people on and after 9/11 but the ultimate sacrifice Jesus made for us. Sky Q created HUMANS in His image – He sent Jesus to save all HUMANS. HUMANS!! One Race, the HUMAN race, God’s race!

AYE!!

Popeye OUT.

 

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15 Years, A Sunday Ruck and a Dozen Pax – A 9/11 Remembrance

  • QIC: Maximus
  • When: 09/11/16
  • Pax: Assassin, Trucker, Apache, Witch Hunt, One-Niner, Cha Ching, Lil E, Olaf, Fish Sticks, Crab Cakes, Backdraft
  • Posted In: Alcatraz, The Fort

8:46AM on September 11, 2001. Just writing those letters and numbers unleash a wave of thoughts and emotions. Like everyone who reads this, I know where I was and what my first several actions were following that moment. 4 attacks that morning led to nearly 3,000 lives lost and over 6,000 injured. In a nation divided leading up to 9/11/01, we saw something appear…UNITY.

I wasn’t alive to experience it firsthand but through my grandparents, as members of “The Greatest Generation”, I heard stories about the unity that this country developed during WWII. A unity brought about by strength, courage and pride. A unity that isn’t fractured. A unity that is central to the very fabric woven into every American Flag. It would be all too easy and pessimistic to focus on how this country has been divided over a variety of topics in recent years. This country has always turned the corner of adversity and found it’s strength in its unity. Do we all agree? No. Do we all like each other? No. But do we have the feeling deep inside to stand up for this great country when backed into a corner? I feel like we do but you are the only one who can truly answer that question.

Not a week goes by that I don’t think about a decision I made twice in my life. At times, it haunts me. At times, I’m thankful. In the end, it’s a decision that inevitably leaves me with a little taste of regret in my mouth. That decision was whether I do or do not enter the United States Military, specifically, the United States Marine Corps. First, out of high school. And second, you guessed it, following the events of September 11, 2001. I’m the grandson of a Marine, the grandson of an Army soldier, the cousin of 2 Marines, the son-in-law of a Naval Seaman, the brother-in-law of an Army Officer and the friend of many more who have worn or do wear the Uniform to protect us globally or who serve and protect us domestically. And for those Police Officers, Firefighters, EMT’s, First Responders and others who don’t second-guess the decision to run toward danger, on behalf of a society that doesn’t consistently give you the respect you deserve, thank you for brushing that to the side and still, protecting and helping us.

With this year marking 15yrs since that day, I knew I couldn’t have possibly been the only man in F3 wanting to spend time with other PAX early in the morning. What better way to start this day than with a Ruck? Thankfully, I’ve been bit by the Ruck bug and I’m all in. There’s something about it, it just breeds Patriotism, American Pride and UNITY.

I had no idea how many men to expect this morning, considering it’s the first recovery day after so many of our brothers just ran BRR but once we got ready to fall in line behind Ol’ Glory, we were a dozen strong. I was extremely honored and humbled to have so many brothers stand with me.

After a few introductory words reiterating my earlier tweet about this not being the hardest workout you’ll ever do but we all know that’s not the reason we’re here anyways, brother Assassin grabbed the Shovel Flag and in 2 lines, we took off. Something to keep in mind, there were 4 numbers that our exercises would revolve around:
9: For the month of September
11: For the day of September
15: For the anniversary of that day
4: For the number of planes used in these attacks

We Rucked to the flags closer to downtown Ft. Mill and encircled the statue. Assassin planted the shovel flag and we began with a Pledge of Allegiance and a prayer then returned to the circle and dropped the Rucks for some stretching.
Wind Mills, Left Toe Touches, Right Toe Touches, Cherry Pickers, 11 Burpees

After the sweat started rolling and the minds began to clear, we reviewed some of the facts and stories from that day:
9/11 Facts
4 planes, 265 people on the planes. 2,977 people died (not counting the 19 hijackers) and over 6,000 suffered injuries. Included in that, a total of 411 emergency workers died as they did not hesitate to rescue others. This includes 343 from the NYFD, 37 from the Port Authority, 23 NYPD officers, and 8 EMT’s from private agencies.

American Airlines Flight 11 crashed into the World Trade Center’s North Tower
United Airlines Flight 175 crashed into the World Trade Center’s South Tower
American Airlines Flight 77 crashed into the Pentagon. Here, there were 125 military personnel & civilians that died.
United Airlines Flight 93 was diverted when the hijackers were overtaken by a few heroes and crashed near Shanksville, PA.

Upon learning of the earlier plane hijackings, Thomas Burnett Jr on Flight 93 called his wife from the plane’s Airphone saying, “I know we’re all going to die. There’s 3 of us who are going to do something about it. I love you, honey.”

Sandy Bradshaw, a flight attendant, called her husband and explained that she had slipped into a galley and was filling pitchers with boiling water. Her last words to her husband were “Everyone’s running to first class. I’ve got to go. Bye.”

Over an open phone line, another passenger, Todd Beamer, was heard saying, “Are you guys ready? Let’s roll”

There are two words that seem to have been etched into the minds of so many of us and that is something we say often in F3, LET’S ROLL!!

Rucks on:
Squats, Imperial Walkers, Moroccan Night Clubs, Carolina Dry Docks, Wide-Arm Merkins, 9 Man Makers

Merkin Wave x 9 times around in a slow pace
Carolina Dry Dock x 9 times around in a faster pace
Left Leg lunge x 11
Right leg lunge x 11
Overhead Press x 15
With Rucks held out front, we squat for a 9 count
Bicep Curls x 15 than hold the Ruck at 90 degrees for a 15 count
Ruck Swings x 15

Grab the Shovel Flag and short Ruck over to the stairs across the street. Plant the Shovel Flag.
Bear Crawl up the stairs and 15 calf raises on each leg at the top or 30 if you’re doing both legs together
Walk back down the steps then bear crawl back up with the calf raises at the top. Total of 4 times.

Grab the Shovel Flag and another short Ruck to the adjacent parking lot.
Drop the Rucks in a pile then get in 1 long line and plant yourself on your six. Then came the American Hammers passing the Rucks from one end to the other. Then send them back then again and back again for a total of (4) 1-way trips. It was almost comical how we passed Rucks ranging from the professionally-packed Ruck with 30lb plate to the 50lb bag of tricks and even the regular backpack with home gym-type dumbbells inside.
On your six and in a circle:
Ruck Touches: think toe-touches but you’re holding your Ruck out stretched and you make a V with your arms and legs, bringing the Ruck up to touch your toes directly over your waist. Or that was the intent, at least. Did 11.
Flutter kicks with Ruck presses x 11
Protractor with the Ruck held high.
Form 2 lines of 6 for a nice bear crawl down and back in the parking lot.
Time for a great equalizer, grab a partner for a round of “Catch Me If You Can” back to the playground at WEP. Before your partner could begin their sprint to catch you, they had to do 9 Diamond Merkins. So much for a nice Sunday stroll in the park.
Partner 1: 11 Pull Ups Partner 2: With your Ruck on your back, hold your partner’s ruck out while in the squat.
Rinse & Repeat so each partner does each twice for a total of 4 rounds.
Line up again for a little bear crawl across the nice, plush playground mulch.
On your 6 to close out with Mary:
Peter Parkers x 9
Parker Peters x 11
LBCs x 15

Grab the Shovel Flag and take it back to COT.

I cannot explain the honor I felt to lead 11 other men this AM which included Servicemen, a Firefighter, examples of strength in our communities and all around, Strong Men. This morning was harder than I thought but only by the Grace of God was I able to wake up, put my feet on the floor and spend 75mins doing exactly what I wanted to do. There was no place I’d rather have been. I may just have to start working on next year’s plan. I’m tired of living with Regret; I’ll need to refocus that on future opportunity to be the man God designed me to be.

Announcements:
Invergence…Read the Newsletter
Prayer Requests:
Witch Hunt shared a personal story that touched his family so thank you for that, brother. We’ll never forget.
Fish Sticks shared a personal story about his sister and a great reminder to never let a day pass without telling your loved ones that you love them and how much they mean to you.
Assassin shared the story with us about the Man with the Red Bandana. We always need to be ready. Ready to pick someone up, ready to serve, ready to help.
Prayers for Olaf’s wife and her pregnancy.
Prayers for Trucker’s son’s friend and for a speedy recovery.

The Honor is all Mine
Maximus

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Oh, it was Deep alright…

  • QIC: Dark Helmet
  • When: 08/03/16
  • Pax: DaVinci, Witch Hunt, Royale, Snooki, Mainframe, Twister (Respect), Lil' E, Alamo, Short Shorts, Vila, Dark Helmet (YHC)
  • Posted In: The Deep, The Fort

Another beautiful day at The Deep… Weather was good. Men showed up. And with Twister and YHC on Q… Things got loud… and a little stupid.

Disclaimer got disclaimed, and off we went with YHC at the helm for half number 1…

We jogged around a bit and did some typical warm up things:
SSHs, IWs, Moroccan Nightclubs, Squats, Merkins, that sort of thing…
Then we completed 3 Kraken Burpees and ran 3 laps as fast as we could around the small traffic loop at the far end of the front of the school (approx 1/2 mile).
Next, it was time to grab the blocks… Pax were warned… But they came anyway…
Each Pax performed the following with their cinderblock:
12 8 count bodybuilders (was supposed to be 25, but I was afraid of mutiny… don’t worry, we finished them later…)
25 4 count flutter kicks with block press
25 leg lifts (this was a TERRIBLE idea – put your feet in the holes of the CB and then extend legs – then nearly die from a CB hitting you in the face)
25 merkins (one hand on block then switch)
25 air squats
25 hello dollies
12 more 8 count bodybuilders

Good news! The first half is over… Bad news? There’s a second half.
Twister has everyone shoulder their block and then start running around the BIG parking lot.
Run halfway around, then do:
15 curls
15 shoulder presses
15 squats
and I think one other terrible thing…
Then REPEAT FOR A HALF HOUR. This utterly sucked. We ran roughly two miles, WITH BRICKS ON OUR SHOULDERS! What the heck is WRONG with that guy? And WHY DID WE LISTEN?!?!

Limp back for COT… 🙂

NMM:
Actually, it was glorious. It was hard and horrible and fantastic. And OF COURSE we followed Twister. And I’ll tell you why:
Number 1: We like that guy. He’s a good dude, and even though he has his own brand of crazy, it matches enough of our crazy that we get along with each other.
Number 2: Because that’s how this works. A man puts himself out there, voluntarily, in front of his peers, and we support him. We do what he says because we trust him. We know that our turn will come and we will want the same support in return. The workout is a microcosm of life. It is a pattern for life in many ways as well. (More on that in an upcoming backblast)

Helmet, out.

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  • QIC: Crash
  • When: 09/05/2016
  • Pax: Witchhunt, Cornhole, Dark Helmet (finally), Mr. T, Snookie, The Manderin, Da Vinci
  • Posted In: Alcatraz, Quagmire, The Fort

I have apparently become predictable, at least as far as my “warm-ups” go. After a quick disclaimer the pax were ready to go…

10 burpees OYO

Mosey a quick loop of the parking lot with side shuffles up the lot, jog across the top, and karaokes back down.

“WARMUP”
15 SSH IC…1x burpee OYO
15 IWs IC…2 burpees OYO
15 Plank Jacks IC…3x burpees OYO
15 Low Slow Squats IC…4x burpees OYO
15 LBCs IC…5x burpees OYO
15 American Hammers IC…6x burpees OYO
15 Plank Sacks IC (plank jacks held at 6 inches)…7x burpees OYO
15 Moroccan NCs IC…8x burpees OYO
15 Windmills IC…9x burpess OYO
15 Merkins IC (not sure why)…10x burpees OYO

Now that we were all warmed up…mosey to the fountain.

Today’s message: We were all given a gift at birth by our Creator. To be successful in life we cannot live in fear but rather we are to place our worries at the feet of our Lord and JUMP in. We are to be a light in this world and we each have been given the opportunity to be something great. While we may experience bumps along the way, our God will not let us fall. With that said…

The THANG:

Finding parking lines, the fun started.
60 seconds, front to back jumps over the line… Mosey recovery to/around the two islands.
60 seconds, side-to-side jumps over the line… Mosey recovery to/around the two islands.
60 seconds, box jumps to the benches… Mosey recovery to/around the two islands.
60 seconds, bombjacks… Mosey recovery to/around the two islands.
60 seconds, jumping lunges… Mosey recovery to/around the two islands.
60 seconds, SSH IC… Mosey recovery to/around the two islands.

At some point disturbing mumble chatter about bowel movements ensued one-upping each other about their choice of intake…the clear winner: a dozen pizza rolls at 2am with ranch and hot sauce.

Mosey back to main parking area…
Contra burpee broadjumps – traverse the parking lot doing burpee broadjumps; the contra is with each broadjump the merkins increase by 1x…The counts ranged from 10-12x to reach the far side depending on your jumping abilities. Note: Dark Helmet hated it so much he promises to bring it to an AO near you. STAY AWAY…you have been warned.

Mosey to COT with 2 minutes of Mary to close out.

Announcements: BRR, Invergence, Ragnar, …read the newsletter – it came out last night!

Prayers / praises: There were a number of repeated praises and/or prayers answered for witnessing firsthand the development and maturing of our youth. We were reminded to get involved and be a leader not only to our children but all those around us such as the youth in our church, our community, etc. Jump in and be a shining light to the next generation. It is not only our job to try to make ourselves better men and leaders, but also to help the younger generation around us on that same journey. Aye!!

As always, it is an honor to serve! – Crash

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