Mumble Chatter

WARMUP: mosey around for a little and then SSH, windmill, imperial walker, hillbilly walker, cherry pickers, Moroccan nightclub, merkins, mountain climbers, honeymooner, and downward dog… stretching them calfs.
THE THANG: Start in the band parking lot – LBCs every 10 yards with the quantity matching the yardage – 10 LBCs, bear crawl to 20, 20 LBCs, etc. We did flutters after 50 – 40 flutters, bear crawl to 30, 30 LBCs, etc… we went to the benches – dips, inclined merkins, and step ups (2 sets). Mosey to cinder blocks – curls, shoulder press, bench press with flutters. Run down hill and back. Rinse and repeat 3 times. Using 4 speed bumps, we ran to each one increasing our count of mountain climbers – 10, 20, 30, 40. Mosey back to COT for stretching.
MARY: i don’t know if this is Mary but ended with airborne hip exercises and some stretching.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read newsletter
COT: Prayer request and ended with prayer. Good chatter about life.

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I told you there was an awning

It was a dark and stormy morning and all the pax of the Fort made their decisions, the red pill or the blue pill.

Most fartsacked.

YHC was prepared for the elements and taylored a workout accordingly. We first went and saved a Cindy from the rain and took her up to the awning at NaFo’s bus drop off. Then, the music was set (Octane Workouts) and the cards were shuffled.

Deck if cards where drawn and reps were done.
:heart: = overhead press
:clubs: = curl
:spades: = squat with block
:diamonds:= Merkin
:black_joker:= 10 burpees (there were 4 in the deck)

After starting with a bunch of :diamonds: we knew it was going to get spicy at the end with :heart:.

There were also lots of spectators this morning as the basketball, football and track teams were going somewhere or doing something. I’m pretty sure they thought us old men were crazy.

Finished with some Marry and took Cindy back home.

Rain and lightning doesn’t have to stop you. Like they say, it’s only bad weather if you have bad gear, or don’t use your resources 😉

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Primal Screaming

WARMUP: SSH, iw, hw, Peter Parker, collect cinder blocks, pull-ups and toes to bar slowly
THE THANG:
25 yrd square
4 corners, 25 reps each
– Merkins
– Big boy sit-ups
– Bomb jacks
– Goblet squats with Cindy
Did 3 rounds
Bear crawl, bear crawl r, crawl bear, bear crawl l, as the mode of transportation

Thang 2
Carry the block to the 10 yrd line
10 man makers
Run back to the 0 (goal line), 3 burpees
To the 20, 20 merkins on the Cindy
Run to the 0, 3 burpees
To the 30, 30 goblet squats w/ Cindy
Run to the 0, 3 burpees
To the 40, 40 overhead press w/ Cindy
Run to the 0, 3 burpees
To the 50, 10 thrusters (psyche!! Only 10. Guys thought we’d do 50) then 50 Cindy swings

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: tortoise and hare mañana

COT: Rumbling Bald asked for a challenging workout, hopefully this delivered.

I struggle to push myself with an AMRAP style IronPAX workout like Thang 1. Usually I get bored and my motivation wanes after round 3. So, I switched it up and called the reps. This was to keep me motivated as much as the PAX.

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Splash Mountain

WARMUP: MNC, IW, Windmills, HW (Poor cadence on YHC part, was distracted by Slash’s flirting)
THE THANG: Moseyed to benches, 2 rounds or 10 Dips/urkins/derkins.

Moseyed to cafeteria picnic tables, 2 rounds of 20 Step ups/LBC/Elevated Glute Bridges

Moseyed to Parking Lot, ‘Cide Burpees run out to parking line, 5 burpees back to wall and sit for 6, next row out and repeat 4 times.

Go grab the log and Cindy’s, 2 men carry log to bottom of hill and back up, other pax use Cindy for OH Press, BO Rows & Goblet Squat, then rotate. Eventually switched from Cindy work to SSH, Merkins and Mt Climbers.

Returned the toys and back to COT
MARY: Each man got a round of their favorite
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murph, T&H, C&H and Bethel
COT: Always

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Almost too much

WARMUP: SSH out of sync optional, Cherry pickers, moroccan night clubs, slow merkins, Imperial walkers
THE THANG: 1 man tosses the 60# 30 yards, NURs back. Meanwhile, groups of 4 rotate between pull-ups, merkins, and thrusters. 11 rounds.
Bag carry hill walk
EMOM 10 burpees for 6 rounds
MARY: Core baby
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Cindy’s On The Hill

WARMUP: None
THE THANG:
Round 1: Merkins & Squats
Farmer carry Cindy’s down hill each rotation
Round 2: LBC’s & Monkey Humpers
Farmer carry Cindy’s down hill each rotation
Round 3: Lunges & Mike Tyson’s
Farmer carry Cindy’s down hill each rotation
Round 4: Curls & Thrusters
Farmer carry Cindy’s down hill each rotation
Did not complete all 4 rounds
MARY: No
ANNOUNCEMENTS: No
COT: No

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Bald Wod

WARMUP:
SSH, MNC, Honeymooner, Downward Dog
THE THANG:
Mosey to benches.
Round 1: 20 reps of Merkins, LBC’s, Squats – Run Lap
20 reps of Dips, BBS, Monkey Humpers – Run lap
20 reps of SSH, Lunge (10 E/L), Incline Merk. – Run lap
Round 2: 30 reps of Merkins, LBC’s, Squats – Run Lap
30 reps of Dips, BBS, Monkey Humpers – Run lap
30 reps of SSH, Lunge (10 E/L), Incline Merk. – Run lap
Round 3: 40 reps of Merkins, LBC’s, Squats – Run Lap
40 reps of Dips, BBS, Monkey Humpers – Run lap
40 reps of SSH, Lunge (10 E/L), Incline Merk. – Run lap
MARY: No
ANNOUNCEMENTS: RYN
COT: Yes

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Bar-ab-tastic!

AKA at Varsity!!
Disclaimer and began with a run towards front of NaFo.
Warmup: SSH, Windmills, Imp Walkers, Moroccan N/C, Low Slow Squats, big arm circles, Peter Parkers, plank stretches
Run towards back end of Nafo
Thang 1: Bench mench: step ups, dips, squats, inclines, derkins, calf raises
Run
Thang 2: Wall work: wall tar jai, wall sit, BTW
Thang 3: parking lot climbers: at each line of parking rows, do 20 mtn climbers.
Thang 4: bear crawl: from paint to stop sign
Short mosey run to bottom of the hill
Then NUR back up the hill, stop at pull up bars
Thang 5: bar-ab-tastic: pax do bar exercise called and then do an ab exercise called, we did:
Pull ups, chin ups, switch grips, dead hangs, knees 2 chest, toes 2 bar
Above was interspersed with: LBCs, flutters, leg raises, freddies, American hammers
Fini
COT

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2 is better than 1

WARMUP: light stretching and mosey
THE THANG: mosey / walk around NAFO – 2nd and 3rd F discussion
MARY: no
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: prayers for RB kids and marriage

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It was worth the drive

WARMUP: Olaf and YHC arrived to a lot of stretching and to Rumbling dressed in his 20 degree attire. It was almost 50 degrees outside but I guess he has the southern blood. Warmup consisted of: 1/4 mile jog or so, SSH, low slow squat, very low squat hold, couple hamstring stretches, merkins, mountain climbers, and off we went.
THE THANG: arrived at pull up bars. Instruction was 7s with bars being the top and the bottom of the hill down by the school being bottom.
Top of hill / bars: the set was, 1 pull up, 1 leg lift or knees to chest while hanging on bar, drop and do 1 burpee. That’s 1.
Bottom of hill: set was 1 lunge each side, 1 jump squat. That’s 1.
When done, pick up the 6.

Next we stayed in the same area but grabbed a Cindy. Still did 7s at the top and bottom of hill.
Top: squat thruster with block
Bottom: 4 count flutter
When done, Cindy hold over head.
MARY: yes, focus on core with abs for a plank hold, hammers, v-up. Some back with Superman and pull the cord.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Luka fast 5
COT: yes, good stuff here!

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