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Either or Both…you choose

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WARMUP: SSH, IMPERIAL WALKERS, HILLBILLY WALKERS AND MORROCAN NIGHTCLUBS
THE THANG: 125 Merkins or SSH
Run the bus loop
100 SQUATS or Mountain Climbers
Run the bus loop
75 Bombjacks or BB SITUPS
Run the bus loop
50 FLUTTERS or CDD
Run the busloop
25 Shoulder Taps or LBC
Run the Busloop
You had to do one or the other or a combination of both to get to the count.
MARY: no Mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dam to Dam fundraisers
COT: Prayers amd Praises

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Spanish Invasion comes to The Fort

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@Cohiba ran on Puerto Rican time today at #ao-varsity. This also explains why @Bobber chronically pushes past 0515 arrivals. There were a lot of words; many of us understood very few. Let’s not allow cultural differences to impede F3 being OPEN to ALL men.

@Cohiba likes Big Boys
@Bobber understands more than he says, but when he’s in cadence it’s sweetly melodic
@Jazz Hands has invisible Big Boys
@Bitcoin counts well in many languages, and also likes Big Boys
@Boogie Down didn’t translate much for us, but could have
@Saw Dust apparently went of some kind of rant in name-o-rama
@Cousin Eddie spent the entire time confused (as did YHC)
@Mark Twain said something like: “Me da cólera” about the DORA. I just hope it doesn’t turn into dysentery
@Retiree wondered what he’d stumbled upon, but his buddy @chickenhawk was there to guide the way
@SouptoNuts put his Criminal Justice degree to work. Just like he does every other day, by being a more educated human
@HarryCarry was there early for “Ironing Pants,” but I might have misheard that. @CakeBoss and @Shield were helping. When you have to carry something that harry (hairy?), I suppose you need help ironing your pants? :man-shrugging:

You could spend the whole day wondering if you’ll fit within a new environment, read up on the lexicon, ask guys about procedure, examine backblasts, and consider where your priorities really are. But if you don’t set that alarm and get out of the fart sack…well: “too mah-leh-teen!”

This report is subject to verificación by @Punch List….if he ever opens slack again to check all these notifications
The names should be above

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@Cohiba ran on Puerto Rican time today at #ao-varsity. This also explains why @Bobber chronically pushes past 0515 arrivals. There were a lot of words; many of us understood very few. Let’s not allow cultural differences to impede F3 being OPEN to ALL men.

@Cohiba likes Big Boys
@Bobber understands more than he says, but when he’s in cadence it’s sweetly melodic
@Jazz Hands has invisible Big Boys
@Bitcoin counts well in many languages, and also likes Big Boys
@Boogie Down didn’t translate much for us, but could have
@Saw Dust apparently went of some kind of rant in name-o-rama
@Cousin Eddie spent the entire time confused (as did YHC)
@Mark Twain said something like: “Me da cólera” about the DORA. I just hope it doesn’t turn into dysentery
@Retiree wondered what he’d stumbled upon, but his buddy @chickenhawk was there to guide the way
@SouptoNuts put his Criminal Justice degree to work. Just like he does every other day, by being a more educated human
@HarryCarry was there early for “Ironing Pants,” but I might have misheard that. @CakeBoss and @Shield were helping. When you have to carry something that harry (hairy?), I suppose you need help ironing your pants? :man-shrugging:

You could spend the whole day wondering if you’ll fit within a new environment, read up on the lexicon, ask guys about procedure, examine backblasts, and consider where your priorities really are. But if you don’t set that alarm and get out of the fart sack…well: “too mah-leh-teen!”

This report is subject to verificación by @Punch List….if he ever opens slack again to check all these notifications
The names should be above

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11…it’s one more

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Started with a Mosey run

Warm up with: SSHs, windmills, imperial walkers, Moroccan n/c, Low slow squats, big arm circles, peterparkers, plank stretches. All in a variation of 11 reps I/C.

Run

bench work: step ups (11 each leg), incline merkins (11 I/C), dips (11 I/C), butt touch squats (11), decline merkins (11 I/C), calf raises (33).

Run

One Pax does exercise, other pax on the cinder block, we did:
Curls // run out and back
Block held at 90° // 22 merkins
11 manmakers // squats
There was another one, can’t remember.

Run

Wall work:
Bear crawl out 30 feet and do 11 bobby hurleys
BTW 22 count
Wall tar jais for 11 I/C

Ran to Pullup bars, and did:
Pullups
Chin ups
Switch grips
Toes to bar
Knees to chest

Run to COT
Mary: Box cutters, pickle pointers, body destroyers, V-ups, LBCs
Fini

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Keep On, Keep On, Keep On

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We the NWO Shield Lock were fortunate enough to be asked to Q Varsity. Dirty Harry, World Wide Leader, Wegmans, and YHC have been together for 4 years now, in the ups and downs. Solid little thing we got going on

WARMUP:
SSH, Peter Parker’s, Windmills, Mosey around the parking lot

THE THANG:

WWL – parking lot suicides with 5 merkins at each turn around point and 10 squats at the base line. Mosey for one iteration, lunge walk/bear crawl for the second.

DH – transfer moving boxes from his 4Runner to PL’s truck. 5 burpees when you grab a box, 5 merkins when you drop it in the truck. Repeat until all boxes are moved.

PL – Pull up/Bobby Hurley 7’s + Active Recovery
Hold Al Gore for 1 minute, pulse 20 times.
Hold low lunge position for 1 minute, pulse 20 times. Flap Jack.

MARY:
Apparently there’s something called a Cobra and DH had us do it.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Vote for our D2D charity!

COT:
Lots of strong prayer requests this morning.

Thanks for the opportunity to lead, HC.

DH/PL/Wegs/WWL out.

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Shield Lock Circuits of Fun

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WARMUP: on the field w/Bonsai – SSH’s, Windmills (professional cadence) and a bit of broga….but just a bit.
THE THANG: bonsai – merkin mile – lap 1 – 8 merkins every 100 yards, lap 2 – 6 merkins every 100 yards, lap 3 – 4 merkins every 100 yards. Lap 4 – 2 merkins every 100 yards. Total of 1 mile and 80
Merkins. Flutters until the 6 arrives.

Bonsai Hands off to sir topham hat

Mosey to pull up bars: 10 pull ups 5 merkins, 8 pull ups 10 merkins, 6 pull ups 15 merkins, 4 pull ups 20 merkins, 2 pull ups 25 merkins

We’re now at too many pull ups and 155 merkins, for those keeping score at home.

LBC’s and Freddy’s in cadence until the 6 finishes and hand off to Weezer

Circled the islands of the parking lot around COT – pax could choose transport between bear crawls, crab walks and lunges. Once returned, 20 d/c gas pumpers I/C. Circle again with karaoke or side shuffle and do big boy sit-ups I/C. One more circle either jogging or nurring and upon returning a hand off to YHC

Mosey back toward pull up bars but passing them to the hill for 7’s – krakens at the bottom and squats at the top. PAX completed most of them before 0600 summoned us to COT

Total merkin count – all of them.

MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes
COT: 5th core principle

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Shieldlock Shakedown

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WARMUP:
3D started us off with a nice warm up for a cool day. YHC missed some of it, but there were windmills and Moroccan night clubs.

Harry Carey and Splinter were doing Iron Pax
THE THANG:
38 brought us down the hill behind the pull-up bars where we did the dragon walk (look it up). Starting at the bottom and stopping at each tree for 10 BBSU, then continue to the 4th tree (that’s 3 sets of big boys). Nur back down and one more day set.
Cubbie instructed us to grab a Cindy each and we lined up in the street facing the school. 15 reps of the following with a full karaoke up the road, and mosey back between sets
1. Arm curls
2. Tricep extensions
3. Chest press
4. Forearm curls
Then a quick relay with the Cindy to determine who would win the prize of not doing 10 kraken burpees while the winners put away everyone’s blocks

MARY:
3D taking the reins once again to lead us through hip flexor madness
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 9/11 Q tomorrow at the Fort with a shovel flag handoff
COT: Prayers and openness

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Varsity Locks up Shield

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WARMUP: Windmills SSH Nightclubs, Squats Merks Stretching, Mosey w buttkickers, toy soldiers.
THE THANG: Rebel :Partner up (3s) Merkin pumps with flutters – bottom of hill with Pull ups and Squats top of hill(next to JRROTC) 3rd partner is the timing of switching locations. Bass grabbed Q stick from Rebel and led the pax with rows of light poles (4) – w pain locations at each stop – increasing reps by 2 at each pole. 4 rounds completed w varying exercises for each round
Fogerty took back the Q stick for a quick round of JackWebbs ( squats/seal jax)
MARY: finishing with 3 mins of Mary led by NASA and capped off with Gemini closing out w a round of Russian Twists.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, Christmas Party, DamtoDam,
COT: prayers and praises added by all pax as we went around the circle for everyone to share something.
Bass closed is out in prayer.

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Green fruit with fuzz

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Esso:
Merkins
Dips
Overhead Claps
Derkins
Erkins
Multiple reps

Band Camp:
Pacer Test

Shady:
10 knee ups
20 flutters
30 American hammers
40 second plank

10 Peter Parker’s
10 Parker Peters
10 Side things now called the fire hydrant

– @Barry Manilow was not parterning with @Anchorman or @CakeBoss
– @Portal found an orange sky
– @HarryCarry and @Shady want another 20 meter shot
– @SkateOrDie managed to get to the closest AO to his house, and many mornings that is enough
– @Shield and @Ruby Slippers want permission to give me candid feedback. Granted.
– @Saw Dust charges hard
– @Splinter and @Esso had a competition to see who was a bigger Clemson fan. ( @Slash would have loved it )

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Shieldlock of PAIN

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WARMUP:
Imperial Walkers, Mosey, Low Slow Squats, mosey, Maracan Night Clubs, Shoulder Presses, Hillybilly Walkers

THE THANG:
Cake Bass lead: Partner Up
#1 doing big boy situps in endzone, while
#2 bear crawls to numbered yard markers and does that number merkins
When #2 gets worn out, go tag partner to complete the merkins all they way through 50 yardline. mode of transportation back is run, out is bear crawl
Second round was same except exercise was squats and mode of transportation was lungewalk

Hand off to Pusher:
Star course beatdown
Corner 1=Mountain climbers
Center=5 burpees
Corner 2=
Center = 4 burpees
Corner 3=
Center=3 burpees
Corner 4= Merkins
Mosey to bus drop off of campus for Mary
MARY:
Side straddle hops
LBCs
Side straddle hops
Freddy’s
Side straddle hops
Hello Dolly’s
Side straddle hops
Flutters

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Dixie has lost 20lbs since posting over 3 weeks
Next Friday 8/4 Convergence
Next Saturday 8/5 Stuff the Bus

COT:
ECC 4:12
By yourself you’re unprotected.
With a friend you can face the worst.
Can you round up a third?
A three-stranded rope isn’t easily snapped.

Luke 23:34
Jesus prayed, “Father, forgive them; they don’t know what they’re doing.”

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Mojo Rising

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Portal led the warm up. His first time counting in cadence. He crushed it

We moved around the campus today

Legs at the auditorium entrance:
20 step ups – mosey
20 box jumps – mosey
20 one leg box jumps- mosey

Mosey to the 4 year old parking area
Bear crawl

Mosey to the outdoor lunch area
People’s Chair with leg lifts
Tibialis raise

Mosey to auto shop
Burpees for the 6

Mosey to pull-up bars
1 pull-up
2 chin ups
3 merkins
5 sets
Harry Carey complimented this and I admired I stole it from Skate-or-Die: https://f3thefort.com/2022/07/01/hardest-24-minutes-in-all-of-the-fort/

Mosey to Sugar Creek for some hip mobility
Shin Box Switch
Sumo-Squat, knee tap
Cossack Squat, knee fold
(Crowd pleaser)

COT

Set an alarm to make things around you better today.

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