Just a big suicide

WARMUP: mosey up to the base of spring street, near where the old Hardee’s was
THE THANG: run up and down spring street, suicide fashion. Run out to the first cross street, and do 15 merkins, then return to start for 5 bomb jacks. Run out to the second cross street and do 15 merkins, then return to start for 5 bomb jacks. Repeat this for 3rd, 4th, 5th, etc cross streets

At the end of the workout, the pax gathered at the far end of spring street, and ran the half mile back to the start point at pace (some very fast)
MARY: there were a few interludes waiting for the pax to reassemble where some Mary was executed
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Ab destroyer

WARMUP: SSH, low slow squats, MNC

THE THANG: Grab a rock, 5 man maker buy in
5 light poles, LBC’s, X & O’s, V Up’s, HTH, Big Boys round of 20, 15, 10 & 5

MARY: She was in the car with <@USBP08L1G>

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Prayer and a praise from everyone

COT: Flutters

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Grok lays it out

Warm-Up (5 minutes)
• Kettlebell Halo: 10 reps per side (circle kettlebell around head, keeping core engaged).
• Goblet Squat Hold: 30 seconds (hold kettlebell by horns at chest, squat low, keep back straight).
• Single-Arm Kettlebell Swing: 10 reps per arm (light swings to warm up hips and shoulders).
• Dynamic Hamstring Stretch with Kettlebell: 30 seconds (hold kettlebell, hinge at hips, extend one leg forward, alternate legs).
Main Circuit (35 minutes)
Perform each exercise for 40 seconds, followed by 20 seconds of rest. Complete the circuit 5 times (7 minutes per round). Focus on form to avoid injury.
1. Kettlebell Goblet Squat
• Hold kettlebell by horns at chest. Squat until thighs are parallel to ground, keeping chest up.
• Targets: Quads, glutes, core.
1. Single-Arm Kettlebell Swing (alternate arms each round)
• Hinge at hips, swing kettlebell to chest height using momentum from hips, not arms.
• Targets: Hamstrings, glutes, core, shoulders.
1. Kettlebell Thruster
• Hold kettlebell at chest, squat, then explosively stand and press kettlebell overhead.
• Targets: Full body (legs, shoulders, core).
1. Kettlebell Single-Leg Romanian Deadlift (alternate legs each round)
• Hold kettlebell in one hand, hinge at hips, extend opposite leg back, keep back straight.
• Targets: Hamstrings, glutes, balance.
1. Kettlebell Figure-8
• Pass kettlebell between legs in a figure-8 pattern, like dribbling a basketball, keeping core tight.
• Targets: Core, coordination, shoulders.
1. Kettlebell Push-Up with Row (kettlebell on ground)
• Perform a push-up with one hand on kettlebell, then row kettlebell with same hand. Alternate sides.
• Targets: Chest, back, arms, core.
1. Kettlebell Russian Twist (seated)
• Sit with knees bent, feet off ground, hold kettlebell, twist side to side.
• Targets: Obliques, core.
Cooldown (5 minutes)
• Kettlebell Arm Bar Stretch: 1 minute per side (lie on side, hold kettlebell overhead, stretch shoulder and thoracic spine).
• Seated Hamstring Stretch with Kettlebell: 1 minute (sit, extend legs, place kettlebell on ground, reach forward).
• Deep Squat Hold with Kettlebell: 1 minute (hold kettlebell at chest, sit in deep squat, focus on breathing).
• Child’s Pose with Kettlebell: 1 minute (place kettlebell in front, extend arms, rest forehead near ground).

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
AMRAP 4 Autism
Convergence
COT:
Addiction
Mental health
Marriage

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What’s a Walkin’ Merkin!?

WARMUP: Side-straddle hop, Strawberry pickers, Plank to down dog calf stretches, from plank Left arm to the sky with some hip dips, Right arm to the sky with some hip dips
THE THANG:
– Run 1/2 Mile – around the MS drop-off loop, up to the flag by the Elementary School drop off loop, pause and salute the flag, down the hill at Dave Gibson and back up to base camp at the top of the hill by school entrance; Partner up
– 100 Sumo squats, with partner run down the hill and back to 3 curb burpees and swap.
– 100 Walkin’ Merkins!!!, partner run down the hill and back to 3 curb burpees and swap.
– 100 Side Lunges, partner run down the hill and back to 3 curb burpees and swap.
– 100 Heels to sky, partner run down the hill and back to 3 curb burpees and swap.
– 50 Monkey humpers each for 100 per unit.
– Run 1/2 Mile back through the reverse route with the salute, stop at brick walkway infront of the MS the bear crawls to the stop sign, finish run to COT
– At COT a round of UP – DOWNS, then some Mary
MARY: LBC’s, Cow Milkers, American Hammers, Box Cutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Cannoli Run, Bethel Men’s Shelter, Read your news letters
COT: It is what it is… Prayers for the families of those in attendance, and the rest of y’all! Thank you Jesus; that resurrection thing is real!

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Fort Mill Tour

WARMUP: Mosey around WEP, Exercises
THE THANG: 1st. a ladder around Police station lot, Partner work around fort Mill Pharmacy. 2.5 miles and a ton of exercise by all- we did them all
MARY: Finished with partner work and nur up the hill
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Ass kickings only

WARMUP: Windmills, SSH, Low Slow Squats

THE THANG: 4-corners 5–10-15-20-25
Merkins, Squats, LBC’s, HTH
5-10-15
Wide arm merkins, lunges, V-ups, Big boys

Mosey from COT to behind Oriley’s and participate in 11’s on the hill. Hand release merkins at bottom, bear crawl to top, jump squats at the top, walk down hill

Mosey back to COT

MARY: Airborne stretch

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter

COT: PRAYER OR PRAISE FROM EVERYONE

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Long duck walked into a bar and it hurt

WARMUP:
Windmill
SSH
Merkins
Moroccan nightclub
High knees
But kickers
Side shuffle

THE THANG:
Mosey over to the playground
3 rounds of 7 reps
Swinging merkin
Squats
Pull ups

Run lap around the track
Bear crawl length of turf field inside the track
Move over to the far playground

3 rounds of 7 reps
Incline merkin
LBCs
Lunges

Move to bball court for suicides, yes it is plural because we did it twice.

Move back to playground and repeat the exercises

Run a lap
Crab walk across turf
Move over to first playground
Repeat exercises we started with

MARY:
Not much time so we did a few stretches
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Graveyard shift

WARMUP: Pledge if you pledge. Ruckers did their thing
THE THANG: Head to Hardees, which is fenced off, so we kept running to Elliot and up to the cemetery. Right on Unity to start our loop.
20 squats at the West entrance to Unity church
20 merkins at Steele St
20 LBCs on E Hill
20 Grave Diggers on Unity

Three laps were completed. Then 20 squats at Unity church. Then run up and down the steps at First Baptist for 20 merkins. Down to Academy and up to do LBCs at the Axe place. Then back to COT

Everyone got ~3.7miles
MARY: 90 seconds of Mary
COT: Circle of Trust initiated. What’s on men’s hearts? Get the internal external. F3 is for all men. ALL of them. Not just those of our preferred flavor of a religion. F3 helps everyone. If somehow it saves a soul from the perspective of any particular PAX, great. We’re here to make leaders of all men, let’s keep on keeping on.

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Pyramid of Pain

Quick disclaimer
And warmup
5 windmills, 10 IW/10MNC

Mosey to behind school on bball courts where the pyramid of pain was set up

5 stations, 4 corners and 1 in middle
Partner up ( work is completed together)
Each of the corners had a cone with an exercise listed
LBCs, CDDs, Squats Monkey Humpers and then Hand release merkins in the middle
The corners increase by 10 each round but the HR merkins stay at 10- changed to this after realizing that having to do 4 sets per round, and increasing would be impossible. So at the corners 10, 20, 30, 40, 50 ( didn’t make it to round 5)
Mode of transport changed every round:
Bear crawls
Crawl bears
Partner carrys
Wheel barrows
Leap frogs (we didn’t make it to this round)
Two teams got through the full 4 rounds without bat flipping- lots of modifications happened so ppl took my disclaimer to heart ?

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A TO B

WARMUP:
– 15 SSH
– 15 CASBAH #2s
– 15 IW
– 15HW

THE THANG: We grabbed our trusty sandbags and shuffled to the first light pole “A” by COT. Destination “A TO B” even though <@U05MQ63R1NU>, <@U05TRFE7TV4> and @3-Way were missing…

#1
– 5 MM- Jog to B (past COT to next light) 10 Squats
– Lunges back to first light pole A 5 MM
– OH TOSS to B 10 Squats
– Jog to A 5MM
#2
– Rifle Carry to B 5 Merkins
– Lunge to A 10 Seal Jacks
– Jog to B 5 Merkins
– Walking OH Press to A 10 Seal Jacks

Shuffle to the stairs:
– Farmers Carry to the bottom down and back 2X

Shuffle to COT:

Modified Jack Webb:
– 1 Clean 4 Push Press
– 2 Clean 8 Push Press
– 3 Clean 12 Push Press
– 2 Clean 8 Push Press
– 1 Clean 4 Push Press

Some stretching and 10 more SSH to close it out.

MARY: She stayed in bed with her purple bacon
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Fast 5, Bethel Men’s Shelter THU 4/3, read your news letter
COT: Gratitude for F3 brotherhood of men, Prayers for safe travels, strength at work and in finding work, for those who are sick tired clod hungry or alone.

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