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Ultimate Burpee Frisbee

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Usually I cannot make The Deep on Saturdays due to my work schedule but I had vacation this week and O’Riely hit me up to Q it.  The Deep is usually the more light hearted of the F3 workouts due to the 2.0’s that show up so the challenge is to not only Q an hour long workout but one the doesn’t send the 2.0’s home crying.  I have in the past whipped out my frisbee in my Q’s but have never had a half hour game of Ultimate Frisbee but with this great AO I finally had my chance.

COP

In Cadence-SSHx30/Cherry Pickersx10/Tha Windmillx10/LSSx10

Co-Main Event

The first half of the workout was in the dark so I kept it in the parking lot with an exercise routine I found on the F3 Exercise list called the Billy Madison.  Since we were at a school it seemed appropriate.

12xCDD’s/12xBig Boy Sit-Ups/12xSquats/12xDonkey Kicks/12x Lunges/Bear Crawl for distance-Lap around School(Lap was too long so I shortened it to the parking lot in between rounds).  We never made it through all 12 grades due to time.

Main Event

Ultimate Burpee Frisbee! The rules are the Ultimate Frisbee rules with a F3 catch.  If the frisbee hits the ground both teams must do 5 burpees.  This penalty was reduced as the game… and the burpees went on.  The team that scored only had to due 5 burpees and the scored upon team had to do (at first 10 Kraken Burpees but that penalty was reduced as the game progressed). Team 1 won the match 3 scores to 2 and claimed bragging rights.  The Pax seemed to enjoy the game despite doing around 125 burpees.

Announcements- The Nesse is coming!  Lake Wylie’s first ever CSAUP will be dropping on October 26 at 6AM starting at TheDeep.  Come help our new region celebrate!  Special thanks to the men of TheFort for their support in this endeavor as they are the ones who started the region. Prayers for cancer and heart problems with some members of the Pax’s families and always prayers for this crazy but awesome world we live in.  Thanks O’rielly for the opportunity to lead.  Peace!

 

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Avast Ye Scurvy Dogs! All Aboard the Ship of Pain at Crow’s Nest…Argh!

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Once again it was me pleasure to deliver the Monday morn beat down to the land lubbers of Lake Wylie…enough pirate talk…We have 15 join YHC for my 22nd Q of 2019 (two over my goal of 20 set back in January).  I’m nursing Ragnar knee (combination of IT band and my 49.5 years of age) but two advils and onward!  Here’s how it went down:

Warm-o-rama:

  • Short mosey through the parking lot to circle up
  • 15 Imperial walkers, IC
  • 10 Weed pullers, IC
  • 20 SSH, IC
  • 20 Moroccan night clubs, IC
  • 20 Chinooks, IC
  • 10 Balance merkins, IC (extend opposite arm and leg at the top of the merkin

The Thang – part I

  •  Partner Dora – 100 merkins, 200 squats, 300 LBCs

The Thang – part II

We counted off by 3s for a rotating 3 station beatdown; groups stayed together, planked for the 6 before taking a lap and moving to the next station:

Station 1:

  • 25 SSH OYO
  • 20 Flutters, IC as a group
  • 15 Derkins OYO
  • 25 CDDs, OYO
  • Plank for the 6 then take a lap to station 2

Station 2:

  • 10 lunges per leg
  • 10 WWII Sit ups
  • 10 tricep hammers per arm with 20lb dumbell
  • 10 diamond merkins

Station 3:

  • 15 Medicine ball jump squats – 10lb ball
  • 10 Burpees
  • 20 LBCs, IC
  • Bicep curls, 10 per arm, 25lb dumbell

The Thang, Part III

  • Wall squats – end pax run out and do 3 vertical jumps, all they got
  • Balls to the Wall –  end pax run out and do 5 merkins

Icing on the Cake:

  • 15 Freddie Mercurys, IC
  • 15 Crunch Frogs, IC
  • 10 Crab Cakes, IC

Moleskin

Announcements:

  • All LW week day workouts moved up 15 min to 5AM to accommodate the impending hell that is the closure of Pole Branch rd for 6 months
  • The Nessie – LW CSAUP 10/26 – teams of 3 for 10 miles of running and pain stations – get your teams ready to compete for 2nd place (behind the team of Survey Says, Stagefright and YHC)

Prayers & Praises

  • Praise for Qbert and the M have begun the adoption process!
  • Prayers for safe travel and healing of the injured and sick
  •  Gratitude

Thanks to all the PAX for coming out and for Iced T for letting me Q!  Always energizes my body and soul!

Wolverine

 

 

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EE 201-Tesla’s Way

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Back in the fall of 1980 YHC walked into Daniels Hall on the campus of NC State University and engaged in the study of Electrical Engineering as taught by the great Donald Rhodes in EE 201, Electric Circuits I. It was a bear. About half the class failed. A bloody mess it was! but we came out of it stronger than we went into it. Which was what it was all about. So YHC decided to expand on this theme and shake things up a bit at the Crow’s Nest as it acquires it’s maturity as an AO. YHC took some time Saturday to tour the AO and just see what it was we could get into on Monday. Then at the Panther’s game on Sunday with a couple of old time Metro F3 brothers YHC came up with the idea of a bit of a circuit to take the pax on. Kind of like the ones we studied at State decades ago! Went like this:

COP:

Stretching for about a minute.

SSH X 20

IW X 20

Copperhead Squats X 10

Merkins X 20

Mtn. Climbers X 20

Mosey back to the fields and playgrounds and mosey- carefully – down the Green Monster. Tesla REALLY liked this hill Saturday! But it looked a little daunting in the dark. So the word was caution going down. The bottom of the hill was station 1. Went like this:

Station 1 – Bottom of the Green Monster – 10 Hand release merkins.

Station 2 – Run up the Green Monster, 10 jump squats.

Station 3 – 10 pull ups on the Monkey bars.

Station 4  – 10 step ups each leg, 10 dirkins

Station 5 – 1st soccer goal, broad jump the length of the field

Station 5 – Fence at top of The Green Monster, 10 big boy sit ups.

Back to the bottom, Rinse and repeat!

2 times was plenty for the pax. All performed well. So time for some real fun.

Task 1 – Bear Crawl Slalom, everybody gets two rolls.

Task 3 – SSH X 20, Regular squats X 20

Mosey to the basketball court for suicides

1 st set, Free throw line, center court, free throw line, end line – back each time.

free throw line – 5 jump squats

Center line – 5 merkins

Free throw line – 5 jump squats

End line – 5 merkins.

Rinse and repeat – 10X each set.

Back to the tables:

10 Bulgarian Split squats each leg.

10 dips

10 elevated sit ups

Rugby sprints – 2X across the basketball court.

Set 1 – 10 CDDs

set 2 – 10 copperhead squats.

Mosey back to the parking lot.

NMM:

We got a lot done and unlike at State 39 years ago everybody passed! And got better. Have to admit I did not know this group very well. Iced Tea asked me to do it and I was glad he did. Loved the AO and look forward to returning soon.

Honor and pleasure to lead as always!

Tesla

 

 

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Ultimate Burpee Championship

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With the Iron Pax challenge winding down and also taking a page from Witch Hunt’s timed workouts I decided on making up my own Lake Wylie Ultimate Burpee Championship. I went to Wally World to look for a cheap trophy to hand out (Coffee Travel Mug) and formed the championship from there. 13 Pax answered the challenge at an AO I feel does not get a lot of love, the infamous Bermuda Triangle.

My Rules(Disclaimer: If you would like to do something like this, you do not have to copy my method, just make tweaks to it as you see fit, this is F3 after all):

400 meter run as warm up

4 sets of 1 minutes of Burpees with 30 second rest in between to write down your numbers

400 meter run

4 sets of 1 minute Man Maker Burpees-30 second rest to write down numbers

400 meter run

4 sets of 1 minute Kraken Burpees-30 second rest to write down numbers

400 meter run

Championship round-4 sets of 1 minute Burpees-30 sec to write down numbers 

400 meter victory lap

Count up number of Burpees and announce winner(and award trophy), which was Two Ferns with 209 Burpees in the 16 minutes given. Congrats to this great HIM. 

This was just a trial run to see if the Pax liked it and it seemed to work. For the next championship I will have a WWE belt ordered to hand out as a trophy and will advertise it to the surrounding regions to see if we can get more involvement. Thanks to Wolverine for letting me use his AO as an experiment. Good luck to all the Ragnarians this weekend and don’t forget about the Nesses October 26th! Prayers always for this crazy world we live in. Peace!

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Poop Deck (9/26/2019)

We had 13 HIM at the Poop Deck on a beautiful fall morning. We started with a mosey around the parking lot before circling up for the warm up.

Warm Up
Goofballs – 20 IC
Windmill – 10 IC
Cotton Pickers – 10 IC
SSH – 20 IC
MNC – 15 IC
Hillbillies – 15 IC
Imperial Walker – 15 IC
Peter Parker – 15 IC
Parker Peter – 15 IC
Downward dog to Honeymooner

The Thang
We made our way to one of the rows in the parking lot of the Muscle Factory. Each exercise was finished where we started. There were approximately 13 rows (26).

Round 1
Bear Crawl to each line, followed by a merkin.

Round 2
Crap walk to each line, followed by 5 crab cakes.

Round 3
Lunge walk to each line. At each line we did a squat.

Round 4
Broad jump to each line. At each line we did a burpee.

5 burpees OYO for Cat Lady or was it Cat Man (thanks Wolverine..sigh)

Dora 1-2-3
Partner 1 performs 100 merkins, 200 jump squats and 300 mountain climbers while partner 2 runs and then flip flop until all exercises are complete.

Mary
Exercises included crunchy frogs, lbcs, box cutters, chopsticks, merkins, plank jacks, alternating shoulder taps and dying cock roaches.

Circle of Trust
Beginning the week of October 14 for approximately six months the following AO’s will be at 5:00 a.m. (Crow’s Nest, Cannonball, Shipwreck and Poopdeck).

F3 Lake Wylie CSAUP is Saturday, October 26. Check out the backblast here.

Don’t forget to order your F3 Lake Wylie shirt. Deadline to order is October 3. Order your shirt here.

Speedhandle promoted a bible study Friday morning at 6:30 a.m. and Men’s Night at 7:00 p.m. Friday evening at New River Church.

Prayer’s for Survey Says.  His grand father recently passed away. Also prayers for the Lawton family at New River Church.

I enjoyed the opportunity to lead. I hope you all were able to burn as many calories as I did this morning.

Aye,
Sean Corcoran (RADAR)

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Music Q/Football @ The Deep

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Picked up a sub-Q from Homebrew and it was time to bring back what we’ve been missing so badly at The Deep…

 

FOOTBALL!

 

Disclaimer for our FNG (Two Stroke) and visiting member from California (88) and we were off.

 

Mosey to Oak Ridge Elementary Parking lot where we stayed for the first half of the workout.

COP included things like Windmills, Produce Pickers, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly Walkers, maybe Merkins(?)

Music Q Time!- We did 4 songs with some exercises.  In between we cranked out 2 sprints of 30ish yards at 70% and 10ish yards at 100%.  About 10 seconds or so between each sprint.

Songs/Exercises included-

Phoenix/1901 – SSHs during verses/Morrocan Night Clubs during chorus

Hey Ya/Outkast- LBCs during verses/Freddie Mercurys during Hey Ya’s

Numb/Linkin Park- Plank Jacks during heavy parts/Shoulder taps through verse

All The Small Things/Blink 182- This one was my favorite.  American Hammers double count throughout the whole song.  Tried to get to 91 (x2=182).  We did the whole song with some breaks but the plan is to be able to do the whole songs without stopping.  I got to 52 before I had to break but kept the count and jumped back in.

Football Time!

Teams were formed.  Mostly even in size and ability.  New rules for the game were established.  Ultimate Football, dropped ball = change of possession.  When possession changes, new team starts at midfield.  When a team scores, the defense does 5 burpees.  Also had some cones marking out of bounds and end zone.

Highlights included:

-10 minutes of wet football, dropped passes, and no scoring.

-2 passing and 1 receiving TD by YHC

– Two Ferns breaking up a pass by attempting to break a pastor’s wrists/hands

 

Mosey back to COT and do some announcements/prayers

Announcements: Nessie and Party on 10/26, Regional Shirt launch!, and any donations for shovel flags needing to be made for future/current AOs.

Prayers: Survey Says Grandpa as he makes his journey to heaven (passed away during that morning), Wild Thing’s ankle and recovery, and healing for all PAX who are injured.

 

Thanks for the opportunity to lead as always O’Reilly!

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Cards & Bells

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Yeah, why not take the deck of cards across the lake? What could go wrong? Oh, you mean Cannonball is a kettle bell workout…uhhhhh, ok.

Welcome to what went through my head as I penned the Weinke for this morning’s Q at Cannonball. During the TRAINING process for an upcoming event, I’ve spent a decent amount of time with the infamous deck of cards so the last thing I wanted to be called was selfish. I must share this with my “friends.” After all, we only have 45mins which, after a little warm up, means closer to 40.

So, once 14 others joined me and got disclaimed, we took off on our warm up jog with a little, and I mean a little, additional stretching. Back to the start for some warm up exercises consisting of:

Mountain Climbers, Peter Parkers, Merkins and Windmills

Soooooo, get comfortable with your bell and listen to today’s version of the deck of cards.

Like normal, each suit represents an exercise and the number/face on the card represents the rep count. Here’s the twist, I’m planning to get through the entire suit (numbers at random and are decently shuffled) before moving on. Once we finish a suit, we’ll do a little 4-corners visiting. I know, I know, you’re longing for a better explanation so for those still reading (hey Funhouse), you’re welcome:

Diamonds: Slow upright rows w/ the KB.

Run the 4 corners of the parking lot with 15 Merkins at each corner.

Hearts: 8ct Body Builders with a KB swing at the top rather than a jump. We made it through about 1/2 of these before I noticed the time was getting away from me. Yeah, I’ll blame it on that.

Run the 4 corners with 15 Chop Sticks at each corner. Think Flutters but in a “C” formation rather than straight up and down.

Spades: KB Curls. While challenging these were a welcome change.

Run the 4 corners of the parking lot with 10 Dips at each corner.

Clubs: KB Thrusters. We made it through 5 of these before losing to Father time.

It seemed a little too easy in the beginning but as has been the case EVERY SINGLE TIME we do the deck of cards, it turns into a heavy dose of humility. For those that travel with work and you’re not able to find an AO to visit, take a deck of cards with you to have your own workout in the hotel gym or parking lot. It’s a great alternative to running with the fern. Unless of course, you get to run with Two Ferns.

My message today was about training. I shared some personal training journeys I’m currently on and encourage the PAX to train for something. Don’t make the mistake thinking training is only possible in the physical sense. Training is putting a plan together to get better at something or in some aspect of life. Think about how you can train spiritually, mentally, emotionally or, in a relationship. If you’re not training, you’ll be stagnant which means you’ll become part of the culture. We need to be the “break the glass” people that our conentrica calls. However, if you’re not training, you won’t get the call.

Good times hanging & laughing with the boys of LKW.

Maximus

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Living up to its name

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We had 11 on a wonderful fall morning for part 2 of my back-to-back Q’s this week.

We had an FNG out this morning so I gave a nice disclaimer and off we went for a long lap around the parking lot mixing in some toy soldiers and karaokes along the way.  We then circled up for some CoP.

I’m not much for warm-ups so after 9 slow windmills I explained how we would do CoP this morning.  Since today I was tackling the letters F & G from the Exicon, I found a a routine called “Global Warming” that I thought might be a fun way to get the blood flowing.

The PAX, already in a circle, had to hold Al Gore while shuffling their feet (think football drills) while I called out an exercise & count, they then perform the exercise OYO and returned to their Al Gore shuffle.  I was mixing quite a few in so I can’t remember everything I called, it was completely random, but consisted of Merkins, Mountain Climbers, Squats, SSH, and then a plank hold routine I like to do that went on for a couple of minutes.  I tell all the PAX to get into plank and then call out randomly up/down.  When down is called you are supposed to hold 6″ until I say up again (returning to normal plank).

After Global Warming we went down to the lower deck and quickly realized why we don’t go down here much anymore, it smells horrible, just what you would expect a “Poopdeck” to smell like I suppose.

Anyway, the next routine was F- Four Corners Escalator.  I had setup some cones in a rectangular shape with the long ends probably 100 yards apart and the short ends, maybe 20-25 yards.  Start at the 1st cone and work your way around all 4 Corners Escalator style!

  • 1st cone   10 Flying Squirrels
  • 2nd cone 10 Flying Squirrels, 20 Merkins
  • 3rd cone  10 Flying Squirrels, 20 Merkins, 30 Squats
  • 4th cone  10 Flying Squirrels, 20 Merkins, 30 Squats, 40 Lunges

Method of travel between each cone was to run the long sides and bear crawl the short sides. Upon completion of all 4 cones we took a long mosey around the entire bottom parking lot and then worked our way back down the Four Corners Escalator.

  • 4th cone  40 Lunges, 30 Squats, 20 Merkins, 10 Flying Squirrels
  • 3rd cone  30 Squats, 20 Merkins, 10 Flying Squirrels
  • 2nd cone 20 Merkins, 10 Flying Squirrels
  • 1st cone   10 Flying Squirrels

Same method of travel and then another long loop around the parking deck when done.

For the final routine we did “Gunners”, which is basically some sprints.  The explanation was something like a gun, from the hammer to the barrel or something like that.  So the Q picks a number for the “hammer” which were American Hammers x50, and then an explosive exercise, so I chose 10 Bombjacks, followed by a run/sprint AYG (down the barrel I suppose).

So PAX on their six, 50 American Hammers, 10 Bombjacks and then 100 yard sprint AYG x2

Then 2 more sprints (back & forth), but this time Burpees instead of Bombjacks.

After this we had a few minutes to spare so we moseyed back to CoT and did about 2 minutes of Abs.  I called out Hello Dolly’s, and other PAX called out some LBC’s, Flutters, and Alternating Shoulder taps.

Exercise Totals:

  • Almost 2 miles of running
  • 80 Flying Squirrels
  • 120 Merkins (not counting CoP)
  • 120 Squats (not counting CoP)
  • 80 Lunges
  • 20 Bombjacks
  • 20 Burpees
  • 200 American Hammers
  • 4 “AYG” sprints
  • ~ 100 yards of bear crawlin’
  • And some other Ab lab stuff and CoP exercises.  Not too shabby!

We wrapped it up as usual in our CoT:

  • 10/26 LKW CSAUP (teams of 3)
  • Literally no other praises or prayers this morning so we ended with a prayer of what was on our hearts and prayed for our families and injured PAX.
  • Welcome FNG Floss!

Thanks for the Q Costanza!

Until next time,

-Flux-

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Dirty D’s

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Another great LKW start to a Monday morning. 16 PAX showed up to work off “whatever” they consumed during the NFL kickoff weekend.

I gave a good disclaimer, asked if anyone had any injuries I needed to know about, and off we went for a FAST mosey.  I announced where we would end up and let the PAX filter in as we started some CoP exercises, which included:

SSH (20)

Windmills (8)

MNC (15)

I then asked if anyone knew how many points the Steelers lost by the night before.  Since I stayed up for that debacle, I made everyone do a Flying Squirrel for each point my team lost by… so 30 Flying Squirrels, OYO.

Then finished up with something a bit different.  I had all the PAX get in plank and I yelled out down (6” hold) and up (back to plank) at various intervals for the next couple of minutes, this was fun.

I’ve been working my way through the Exicon and today was the letter “D”, so whatever exercises or routines I picked would be found in that section of the Exicon.

1st routine:

Dirty McDuece

Pretty simple routine (keeping it simple is good) that had the PAX doing 4 sets of 3 exercises followed by a lap after each set.

The sets included; 12 4-count Merkins (24), 12 4-count Squats (24), and 12 4-count Hello Dolly’s (24).

After doing about 100 apiece of those exercises we were all nice and warm.  Next up…

2nd routine:

Doracides

Another simple yet effective exercise that most PAX quickly understood and off we went.

We partnered up in typical Dora fashion and performed the following exercises:

100 Bombjacks

150 Step-ups

200 Dips

250 2-count Flutters

While PAX A was dong the reps PAX B was doing a short 10-yard Bear Crawl/Crawl Bear to kick off the “suicide” followed by sprints of about 25 and 40 yards before swapping with their partner.  Most finished, but I called this one a little early because get to my last routine.

3rd and final routine:

Del Brown

He was some fly fisherman or something, but the routine was simple, 10 diamond merkins, 25 yard crab walk, 10 diamond merkins, 25 yard crab walk back, followed by 10 more diamond merkins.  What I didn’t tell the PAX was is that I was timing them and if they didn’t beat their time on the 2nd attempt there would be a penalty.  Alas, we will never know, we were running short on time so I gave the PAX and option to finish up a couple minutes late and finish the 2nd set of the routine or head back… they quickly chose the EASIER thing and headed back. 

Oh well, there is always next time.

We finished up with the usual announcements, praises, and prayers in our CoT.  

Announcement – LKW official on 10/26, we’re launching with our 1st CSAUP that morning, the “Nessie” get your teams of 3 ready!  

Prayers for safe travels, (I’m on a plane as I type this), sick and injured PAX, and they death of a 19 year old girl who passed away recently. 

Thanks Iced-T for the opportunity to Q.

Until next time,

Flux

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Cannonball : Bakers Dozen of courage, was just what the Cake Boss ordered!

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YHC got the invite to lead at Cannonball and I seized the opportunity. The PAX of Lake Wylie are accelerating at high pace and I did not want to miss an opportunity to encourage and continue to “Give it Away”.

Met a bunch on new faces and brothers of da gloom. It was awesome to post and get better with this crew. Two-ferns is doing great work out there so I encourage all PAX to get out there and post.

Disclaimer and Introductions made. AWay we went

  • Mosey around parking
  • Shuffles
  • Karaoke
  • Plank series
  • Merkins

Grab the bells and mosey to lower parking lot

Count off in 3s and get to a station

First round, do 10 reps of each exercise, mosey to play ground and get 10 Swing Crunches rotate to next station

Second round, do 15 reps of each exercise, mosey to play ground and get 15 Dips, rotate to next station.

Kettlebell swing
bent row
Figure eight
squats
Upright row

Lunge press
Sumo
Curls L/R
American Hammer
Tri Extension

Flutters
Hello dolly’s
Freddy’s
Deadlift
Kettlebell Merkins

Lots of encouragement and team work. F3 is best when we operate as a group and accomplish things together.

I spoke to the men about Courage and when we were young and foolish we had stupid courage like picking fights for no reason other than stupidity. Today as men with families and responsibility our Courage has different meaning. Having tough conversation, making tough decisions and trusting in Sky Q and his direction in our lives. I challenge the PAX to take a step towards uncomfortable and be courageous in getting better in relationships and living for something bigger than ourselves.

Thanks Two Ferns!

Cake Boss out!

 

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