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More Bear Crawling than necessary

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The Ranch

Mosey got out of the gate.
Plank up wait for 6
Mosey some more

Warmup
Some Yoga
Merkins
Mountain Climbers
Peter Parker’s
Shoulder Tap

Mosey
SSH
More Yoga
Sasquatch joined in

Mosey some more
Was thinking of sprints, but it was too wet for safety on that….so we did the Thighmaster (split squats)

Mosey back toward COT
Bearpees up to 10 burpees and 40 single count bear crawls
(1 burpee, 4 count bear crawl; 2:8, etc.)

Mosey back to the lap
Some balancing scales
Thighmaster again
One lap around the elementary school drop off area and back to COT

Howling Monkeys till 6am

NMM:
Been thinking about what followers learn when they see a leader fail and how that leader responds to failure. Does that response show a follower more about a leader’s abilities and dedication than success?

COT

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Back to school

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Warm-up:
Mosey from parking lot down the the drop-off circle in front of the elementary school. There we did the following:
SSH
Hillbilly Walker
Moroccan Night club

Continued to mosey around the loop and around the middle school drop off and then over to the basketball court. There we did a few more warm-up exercises which I don’t remember at this time.

Once the Pax were good and warm we kicked off the starfish. YHC was expecting heavy rain and potential thunderstorms so the plan was to stay under the breezeways connecting the elementary school and middle. At each end point Pax would have 2 exercises to do. Pax completed one of the two exercises listed at each spot each time through. Every time pax came through the main intersection they did 5 burpees. All pax completed 4 rounds for a total of 60 burpees each.

Exercises:
Station 1 – Mike Tysons and Diamond Merkins (10)
Station 2 – Big Boy Sit-ups and Leg Raises (20)
Station 3 – Back Rows and Dead-lifts (15)
Station 4 – Squats and Dirty Myrtles (20)

Burpees between stations – 60 Total

After 4 rounds complete we have a few minutes left for the following:
LBCs with feet on wall
2 rounds of 10 Mike Tyson Merkins and 20 Dirty Myrtles

Then we headed back for COT after covering about 2 miles, a bunch of exercises and a little rain.

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Dark and Wet Ranch

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9 men showed up  this wet morning at the Ranch.  Bobber had trouble finding the designated parking lot so he left his car in the middle of the drop off lane.  Uhaul was complaining about the darkness and wet surface, but stayed around for the fun.  After the disclaimer, we moseyed around the parking lot to the front of the school.

COP

SSH x 20

Imperial Walker x 20

Windmill x 20

Plank (6′, Honeymooner, Downward Dog)

Arm Circles (Forwards, Backwards)

Next, we moseyed to the school entrance for 11s between the curbs.  We started with one dip, bear crawled to the other side, ten Carolina dry docks, crab walked back to the other side, and increase the count by one to two dips…continued this exercise until the six was finished.

Once done, we jogged to the front of the Middle School for some leg work.

1st round: 10 leg lunges, 15 jump squats, 20 monkey humpers, 25 calf raises

Ran a lap around the car loop

2nd round: same as first, but added 10 to reps

Ran a lap around the car loop

3rd round: same as second, added 30 Dirty Myrtles

Next, we moseyed to the back of the school for some Ab work.

20 LBCs

20 American Hammers

15 Leg Lifts

Superman

With a few minutes left, we were able to squeeze in 50 yards of burpees broad jumps.

 

Great job everyone. Thanks for the opportunity!

 

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Bringing Perspective back to The Beyond

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The Thang:
Started things off with the merkin mile (10 lap 1, 8 lap 2, 6 lap 3, 4 lap 4) at each corner of the lap (112 merkins total)
Next we moved over to the side of the school were we did the following:
NUR (run backwards) up the hill
lung walk back down
NUR back up and lung walk down
Apollo Ono up hill

Then moseyed over to another part of the school to discuss perspective. During the conversation I challenged the Pax to be willing to listen and understand others view point.
Listen first and react last. While all pax were lined up on the wall facing me I wrote a W on the ground and asked the Pax what this what. As expected the Pax answered M because from where they were standing it was an M. However from what I wrote was a W. It is all about perspective and how you see things.

Next exercise was Balls to the Wall and wall sits (30 seconds each) – 2 rounds

To wrap up the workout we tackled a jack webb with Burpees and monkey humpers
Completed rounds 1-3 then moseyed back close to COT to knock out 4-7. Ran out of time to finish the rest.

Today’s workout was more about reminding us to remind us that its not just about you. Think about how what you say or do may affect others. Be willing to change your point of view to see how someone else may be seeing something. It may open your eyes to a whole new perspective.

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Thin Blue Line:Retired St Louis PD Capt. David Dorn

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Good Morning men of The Fort

Today was my first day as Honey Badger site Q and I wanted to get the week started like a Hero. We had 9 Pax show up for a Heroes Beatdown and I hope I didnt disappoint them.

We started with a quick mosey around the NaFo parking lot followed by SSH, Morrocan Nightclub, Windmills and Imperial Walkers.

Then we headed over the the football field for 2 rounds of :

38 Burpees  ,  Run 100 yards

77 Flutters   , Run 100 yards

38 Merkins. ,  Run 100 yards

77 Squats.    , Run 100 yards

38 American Hammers , Run 100 yards

77 LBC’s  , Run 100 yards

And Bevause we did it so fast I added a DORA

100 CD ,   200 Boxcutters and 300 Lunges

I wanted to Honor Retired St Louis Capt David Dorn who served 38 years for the St Louis PD and at 77 years old was helping a friend work security at his Pawn shop when riots broke out and he was shot and killed by rioters.

Ended with COT

 

 

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Seven-o-diamonds

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Three pax came out to for an OTB workout. Conditions were slick, cool but damp.

Warmup
Seal jacks (12X I/C)
Windmills (10X I/C)
Imperial Walkers (10X I/C)
Moroccan N/C (10X I/C)
Low Slow Squats (10X I/C)
Peter Parkers (10X I/C)
Downward Dogs/Upwards Dogs

Thang 1.0: Seven of Diamonds
Four corners with approx. 225 feet between each corner (900’ complete loop). Do exercise noted below at each corner and run to next corner.
7x Burpees
14x Merkins
21x SSH
28x Squats
21x Bobby Hurleys
14x Dips
7x Carolina Dry Docks
Total distance covered was approx. 1.2 miles.

Thang 1.1: Burpee round up
Do seven burpees to end workout with 35 burpees each man.

Mary 15x I/C (just a few minutes left to squeeze this in)
Freddies
American Hammers
V-ups

Fini, COT
Positivity: kids last week of school
Prayers: for our country dealing with covid and strife in Minneapolis.

Although a small attendance workout (Massey crew may have gotten lost inbound) it provided good shield lock time. Also noted: Looking forward to the schools ‘opening’ up their grounds to resume official A/O’s.

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Downward Spirals

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Five pax met at an undisclosed location for a OTB beatdown.

Warmup: SSH, windmills, Imperial Walkers, Moroccan N/C, Low Slow Squats, Arm Circles, Peter Parkers, plank stretches. All 12X in cadence.

Thang 1: Pull ups (take advantage of the AO’s best feature)
10 Pull ups (regular)
10 knee ups
10 Chin Ups
10 toes to bar

Grab a cinder block, bring it to the curb.

Thang 2: Downward Spirals
50 SSH
40 big boy sit ups
30 Bobby Hurleys (my favorite)
20 Mak tar jai’s (in cadence)
10 close grip pull ups, 10 knees to chest

50 squats
40 flutters, single leg count
30 curls with the cinder block
20 dips on the curb
10 wide grip pull ups, 10 toes to bar

50 Mtn Climbers
40 LBCs
30 Alt shoulder taps
20 KB swings with cinder block
10 switch grip pull ups, 10 knee ups

Thang 3: Plank-o-rama
Hold plank for 3 mins
Rest for 30 secs
Hold plank for 2 mins
Rest for 30 secs
Hold plank for 1 min
Body destroyer 1 min

Round of Mary

Fini, COT
Positivity round from the pax
Prayers/Praises

Good to see our Massey brothers coming up north to join in the beatdown.
keep on keepin’ on!

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DirtCheap

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Wet conditions with four pax under the awning at an undisclosed location.

Warmup: SSH, windmills, step-ups, Moroccan N/C, Low Slow Squats, Arm Circles, Peter Parkers, plank stretches. All 12X in cadence.

Thang 1: Pyramid
Burpees, Curls (with coupon), Bobby Hurleys, Squats (with coupon), Low Plank for the six, Run one loop (600’) together
1st round: 5 burpees, 10 curls, 10 Bobby’s, 10 squats, 1 run loop
2nd round: 10, 20, 20, 20, 1
3rd round: 15, 30, 30, 30, 1
4th round: 20, 40, 40, 40, 1

Thang 2: Core Work
45 seconds on exercise, 15 second rest
Leg Raises
American Hammer (with coupon)
Freddie Mercuries
Flutters (with coupon)
LBC

Thang 3: Big Balls
AC/DC’s Big Balls plays: Pax assume the monkey humper position. Pax do a monkey humper when the song says ‘balls’. Song duration is 2:39.

Fini, COT
Positivity round
Prayers/Praises

Workout shamelessly taken from F3 Chattanooga. Timing worked well, and my legs/thighs were worn out by the end.

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BEYOND – Empathy in a Culture of Hurry

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The more hurried you are the less compassionate you’ll be. – John Mark

Slow down. We need to slow. down.

COP
SSH + Quick yoga flow + tappy taps + Merkins

Hold High Plank:

In today’s culture, we spend too much time focusing on self. It makes sense. In western culture, the individualized self is the highest goal in our society. We spend so much time focusing on what we desire. We follow those who have the same ideologies. In short, we hate each other and we want more of ourselves. We believe that we are God and only want to be surrounded by others created in our image. What does that say about us as a society?

Aiken Arms
10 Merkins
10 Plank Jacks
10 CDD’s
10 Donkey Kicks

Ass Webbs
Squats + Al Gore Pulses 1:4 – 10:40

Hold High Plank:

We only like things we want to like and curate things we want to see-further creating and hardening our ability to never have to see things we don’t want to see or disagree with. It’s not only desensitizing, it’s dehumanizing. Politics, sports teams, religion, name it. We are able to find what we desire to find and shut out anything we don’t want to hear/see. If we don’t like the news we see we can seek out and find the “news” we want. Using the mediums we currently use (social media specifically), when we see an opposing view that doesn’t align with ours, we aren’t obligated to disagree in a thoughtful and relationship keeping way. Instead the relationship doesn’t matter therefore the disagreement can be toxic, mean, and harsh. Trying to understand each other should be normal, unfortunately it has become a superpower in today’s culture.

Bear Crawl Circuit
Bear Crawl across parking lot
Low Plank in wait for six + 30 seconds
Bear Crawl back across lot
Low Plank in wait for the six + 30 seconds
Repeat w/Al Gores

Hold Al Gore:

You know what really is the driver behind all of this? Fear. A professor at Chapman University started a “Survey of American Fears” in 2014. You know what has been seen as a trend since the beginning of it all? People are beginning to fear what they see in the media. The top 10 fears from 2019 can be directly correlated to the top media stories of the past year. Basically the stories we see are whipping us up into a frenzy and fanning the flames of fear. How big will the fire get before it consumes us all? It really comes down to one question: What do we fear?

Punch Webbs 1:4 – 10:40
Dive bomber Pushups
Plank Jacks

A few Moseys in between rounds due to the difficulty of the Webb.

Hold High Plank:

I asked the question of what do we fear? We fear the other. Whatever the other is for you. white. black. republican. democrat. sunni. shiite. jew. german. christian. atheist. We have to dive head first into that dark and muddy part of our heart. Not put it away. Not shy away from it. Not run from it. What’s down in those depths? If we consider how Jesus actually walked and look at his ethos as he went about his life, we find someone who was afraid of no one and no thing. And this prevented knee jerk reactions. Prevented him from picking up a sword and taking down Rome. And if He wanted to do that, nothing could have stopped him. This made it possible for empathy to radiate from his very being. Because there was actually room for it as opposed to being filled with fear.
He chose to die willingly for others – namely his enemies. If you’re a follower of Jesus, ask yourself: Why are you afraid?

Aiken Legs
20 Squats
20 Box Jumps
20 Bonnie Blair’s (Jump Lunges)
20 Bomb Jacks

Hold High Plank:

What would it look like if we laid down our fears, our weapons, our hate, and picked up enemy love instead? This empathy is not easy. It is a hard won, practiced enemy love.

The difference between fear and enemy love is a difference of franticness and peace.
Fear is frantic.
Fear goes at a speed love does not.
Fear is fast. Fear is frantic. Fear is distracted.
But love?
Goes about three miles per hour.
Three miles per hour it the average pace of someone who is walking purposefully yet gracefully.
Most of Jesus’ miracles happened on his way somewhere else.
We have to go at a pace that can be interrupted. That can be responsive to the moment in front of us.
If you walk at a pace that is in step with our Lord, don’t be surprised if empathy and enemy love show up.
You can’t love someone when you are hustling (for me – I think bedtime with small children).
But when you say no to the hustle? You can be stopped. You can step into the holy moment of grace.
Jesus did it.
He felt other people’s pain. He leaned into their space. He understood their hurt. He waited and didn’t hustle past.
He loved.

Mary
Seal sit ups x 30
Straight Leg American Hammers x 15
Straight Leg LBC’s x 11
World War I sit ups x 5

Announcements
Yeti – Doty – Manion

Prayers/Praises
Band Camp’s travels to DC this weekend with the band.
Chicken Wing is having hip surgery next week.
Prayers for all traveling this weekend and the frenzied fear that is the current virus situation.

Thanks Dirty Harry for the tap to lead the inaugural BEYOND of 2020. Looking forward to what this will become.

Punch List out.

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Split Q / Shovel Flag Handoff at the Coop

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Lots of fun at the Coop on Wednesday. After a quick warm up which included 56 side straddle hops (representing 56 weeks of Punchlist’s leadership at the Coop) Punchlist delivered the first blow to the PAX.

Each Partner Wheelbarrows every other 10 yards for the length of the football field. At each 10 yard marker PAX performed that number of reps for each workout.

Endzone – Burpee Broad Jumps x 7
10 – Donkey Kicks
20 – Hand release Merkins
30 – Jump lunges
40 – Air Squats
50 – LBCs
40 – Air Squats
30 – Jump lunges
20 – Hand Release Merkins
10 – Donkey Kicks
Endzone – Burpee Broad Jumps X 7
Reverse Direction – All Together Now
Bear Crawls every 25 yards
15 Bomb Jacks at every 25 yard interval

2nd Round of Pain delivered by Kaiser

At the endzone performed a combination of exercises in cadence with the PAX
20 – Mock Tar Jays
20 seconds – Wide Arm Merkin – 6″ Hold Plank
10 – Burpees in cadence
5 sets of 10 push ups each
Run to the 50 yard line each set
Backpedal to the goal line each set

Group mozy over to the pull up bars. The bars were calling us and we answered. The pull up challenge was then initiated.

Started out with a group wall sit. Then 2 PAX would come off the line and challenge each other by doing 5 pull ups. Lots of mumble chatter erupted as each individual would get critiqued on their form. At the end of the workout New Site Q called out Old Site Q for a healthy & fun QVQ pull up contest. Group then ran back to COT to finish with very strong dose of Mary as the mumble chatter intensified.

Punchlist was honored for his leadership during the 56 weeks leading the COOP. He has truly been a strong leader to many including myself and I am honored to take the shovel flag from such a HIM!

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