The Kickoff of the Funhouse Farewell Tour

WARMUP:
I am certain we warmed up.

THE THANG:
It occurred to me as I sat to write this, that I have no idea (since it was a MONTH ago) what all we did that morning. I usually have a plan written out ahead that I either commit to memory, or will even shove a printout in my pocket to reference just in case. I didn’t do that this time. I know that I tried to call a few of the favorites of <@UGNDJBDU3> in his honor. I know we hit The Zipper and we definitely performed the Gonorrhea Burpee (because it has The Clap), but that’s all I really recall…

Now, the only person likely to read this is <@UGU3XR5RP>, but I just got painfully convicted about not writing Backblasts in a timely nor efficient manner. As I was looking back to see if I could find this weinke, I discovered that I have the BB from both my FNG post (administered by <@UN6U5PXNJ> and <@U08GGTLHL>) and from my VQ at The Armory.

<@U07QXBKKF5F> joined us as an FNG that morning. As it turns out, this came at a critical time in his life… and is hopefully blessing it. But, I failed him as a Q. He now does not have the enjoyment or blessing of being able to go back and read the report from his first post and reflect on that in the same way that I do. The first day I posted, I was sure I was going to die when Pusher said, “And now for the second half, I’ll hand this off to Jekyll”. I didn’t understand how the toughest workout I had ever done to that point in my adult life could have a SECOND HALF.

That’s a cherished memory. So, for Road Rash and every man after him, I commit to writing BackBlasts, making them interesting and timely, and hyping the reading of them after the fact. I also will attempt to persuade other men to do the same.

MARY: No chicks.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.

COT: The 5th Core Principle.

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Funhouse sendoff at the Pond

WARMUP: ran to Hardee’s, did SSH, planked, ran more. Ran down to city hall building.
THE THANG: 2 exercises at the city hall building, ran down to 4 way stop for 1 burpee (added 1 burpee each time we passed it, then up the hill to the parking lot for the same 2 exercises.

10 pushups (change pushups each time between diamonds, ranger, regular) and 10 double count flutters.

Last added part was to try and push your way up the hills just so you weren’t dialing it in.
MARY: got some hammers in, bicycles, more hammers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSPAN style positive vibes to Funhouse!
COT: like all of us when we’re in the flux, we go up and down just like the hills we ran today. Sometimes easier going down the hill, but that push and pull from another guy, and that guy to lean on and talk to when you need it, that’s the goal of leaving no man behind!

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Fort 12 Year Anniversary

THE THANG: Liberty led boot camp, 3D led Kettlebell and Time Machine led run
MARY: Dark Helmet rambled about cadence and people not keeping up with the rhythm of his glorious mane
ANNOUNCEMENTS: NASA presented the purpose of the Children’s Attention Home
COT: Esso talked about the purpose and greatness of the work being done by the Fort and Rock Hill regions.

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Freewheel Burning, Slowburning

WARMUP: yes

accumulator
5, 5-10, 5-10-15 and so on
Flying Squirrel, Merkins, Big Boys, LBCs, Squats

Jack Webb
Mahktar N’Diayes

A-ROD
and mumble chatter about the best GB Packers at each position.
A-ROD is a backwards DORA and 1/2 the counts, because DORA>AROD and we would not want to pull a muscle or Achilles

some dynamic warm down across the parking lot

a few minutes of proper Mary

10 counts and 10 counts and 0 burpees, like a proper moderate

345, 67, 98631, 98, 455, 692
(those numbers are for BandCamp)

Thanks to PeachStand for accepting my humble fill-in

Looks like we made it,

Barry Manilow

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(Tony romo voice) that’s a lot of monkeys, Jim!

WARMUP: windmills, produce pickers, imp walkers – in cadence them moseyed to the football field
THE THANG: rounds of suicides on the field

Starting at goal line, run to 10 yard line and do 10 reps, run back to goal line, run to 20 yard line do 20 reps, etc. repeating to the 50 and then back to the 10 in 10 yard increments. Then run to the opposite goal line and back

Exercises:
Round 1 SSH
Round 2 overhead claps
Round 3 monkey humpers
Round 4 am hams

Stagger back to COT
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Space X and Dumpsters (same?)

mosey, warm-up, imperial walker, hillbilly walker, OH claps, windmill, Freddie, dying cockroach, stationary lunge, travolta, mt climber. Not in that order, 12-20 reps

mosey around back to some fresh air, four corners, 2 burpees in the middle, corners were 20x squats, merkins, plank jacks, LBCs

Mosey to side of HT, wall sit, pop out for 2 burpees

Mosey to the top lot my NASAs nail salon, bear crawl 2 parking spots, 1 merkin, to the end

mosey to partner DORA, 100 squats, 200 shoulder taps, 300 crunches

Mosey to side of HT, wall sit, pop out for 2 burpees

Mosey back to the top lot, 1/2 run and 1/2 exercise DORA type deal. BB sits, flutters, merkins, squat jumps

mosey
COT
Video (avail on 1st F slack channel)
announcements (bring Slapshot to all your workouts)
prayers & praises

Thank you for the opportunity <@U01CGBKBQ64>

Looks like we made it,

Barry Manilow

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Happy Birthday Fogerty

Moseyed toward back lot. Stopped for warm-up
– IW
– Hillbilly Walker
– SSH – 53 for Fogerty BD
– Merkin

Moseyed to Cindy stack. 3 rounds 5 exercises Repa start with 10 and increase 5 each round.
– OH lift
– Tricep ext
– Curls
– Squat
– Merkin

After 3 rounds moseyed to FB field. Sprints
Sprint to 30 jog back. Repeat to 50, far 30, goal line. 10 merkins after each sprint

Cross bridge head to wall. 20 Dips, 20 Bulgarian split squat 10 EL. 2 rounds.

Mosey back for 5 mins of Mary

Announcements and COT.

Thanks Bass for opportunity to lead.

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Gut Buster

WARMUP: SSH, Cherry Picker, Mosey
THE THANG: Gut Buster Board:
Run a lap of the track after each set
100 LBC
90 Flutter Kick
80 Freddie Mercury
70 American Hammer
60 Mountain Climber
50 Weezy Jefferson
40 Big Boy
30 Leg Lifts
20 V-Situps
90sec Plank
60sec Plank
MARY: No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lawn Care, Highway Clean up, T&H
COT: Many needs

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Gut Buster

WARMUP: SSH, Cherry Picker, Mosey
THE THANG: Gut Buster Board:
Run a lap of the track after each set
100 LBC
90 Flutter Kick
80 Freddie Mercury
70 American Hammer
60 Mountain Climber
50 Weezy Jefferson
40 Big Boy
30 Leg Lifts
20 V-Situps
90sec Plank
60sec Plank
MARY: No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lawn Care, Highway Clean up, T&H
COT: Many needs

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Five Card Draw

WARMUP: Abe Vigoda, alternating toe touch, Downward dog, Honeymooner, pigeon stretch,
THE THANG: Five card draw on the football field. All 4 corners were used. Each corner focused on a specific body part: arms, cardio, core, legs. Each deck had an Ace & a Royal.

Ace-100 reps
Royal-25 reps
Number- + 10

A “mixed tape” of classic hip-hop & rock was thrown in because it is the !!
MARY: NA
ANNOUNCEMENTS: This Saturday’s Adopt-a Highway trash pickup. Next Saturday’s Tortoise & the Hare event.
COT: Prayers for ‘s family, mental health, admins, teachers & students returning to school.

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