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Solid workout similar to varsity last week. We did all 4 muscle groups for 15 minutes each. I am tired mostly due to trash pick up.

Various counts from 10-20

Shoulders
Moroccan Night Clubs
Overhead Claps
Arm Circles forward backward
Shoulder Taps
John Travolta’s
Peter Parkers

Legs
Squats
Calve Raises in, out regular
Step ups
Sumo Squats
Lunges forward/backward
Monkey Humpers

Abs
Flutters
Weezy Jeffersons
Rosalita’s
Penguins
Boxcutters
LBC’s
American Hammers

Arms
Dips
Derkins
Merkins
Diamond
WideArm
DryDocks
Mtn. Climbers

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Post Barry bleacher work

WARMUP: SSH, IW, CP, down dog
THE THANG: laps on the FMHS stadium track, with some bleacher stairs mixed in
MARY: LBC, American Hammer, flutters, shoulder taps
ANNOUNCEMENTS: same as items and newsletter
COT: prayers for safe travels, start of school year, natural disaster victims, marriages, and others both said and unsaid

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Monkey steals the peach

WARMUP: SSH, IW, CP… all IC, mosey to WEP Amphitheater

THE THANG:
Quick Overview of 7 Knife Attacks(pax hold Al Gore)
Pax get pool-noodle-“dagger” (pic below)
Get coupon from rock pile

• Hilt, Fist, Cut, Thrust, Slash, Drag, Fillet  (High Flyers Crush Steel Targets During Fieldwork…)
• Saber Grip vs. Filipino Grip (Thumb position) – discourage reverse/Ice-Pick grip
◦ Saber better for Fist+Hilt… Filipino better for Slash & cut (protects wrist angle)
◦ Reverse Good for Hook & Trap… but not today
• Basic Stance (reverse guard hand to protect hand tendons / protect carotid)

OFFENSE
1 1 Pax does coupon Overhead presses…. Other Carves Alphabet on his Torso
◦ Flapjack
2 All but 1 Pax Holds “Coupon Cross” circle Pose (linked by rocks)…. Last pax in center  practices targeting Carotids, Brachial, and Femoral
◦ After getting all pax, trade out to next man
◦ must hold coupons high enough for slasher to access Brachial arteries & spread legs enough for Femoral access (TWSS…)

DEFENSE: hold Al Gore again during instruction 

Pax practice this w/ EMOM; Indian run style attacks on same pax practice a single technique at a time

– 4 Burpees then try MEET …
– 10 Merkins then try PASS or FOLLOW
1 Meet: Slash at their hand on the way in (+ 2x force!)… – must use free hand to check his knife hand
2 Pass: Step away, but cut wrist AS he passes
3 Follow: Step away, but backhand cut AFTER he’s gone through

CHALK KILL CHALLENGE: Swap Noodles for Sidewalk Chalk
• NO STRIKING, GRAPPLING, OR “cuts” ABOVE THE NECK
• 30 sec. Goes…. Then # reps = # “cuts”
◦ Man Makers… SSH till 6 is up
• Repeat
5:50-ish: head back to COT

“Discipline is the blade that carves out greatness. You don’t rise to the occasion—you fall to your level of training.”

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter items

COT: prayers for lost loved ones, discernment, marriages-and accountability. Therin, and upcoming outreach efforts.

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Ascending/descending weinke board

WARMUP: SSH/IW/HW/Stretches/MN
THE THANG: Started with a lap around WEP + 25 burbees along the way. Parking lot as ending/descending weinke after exercise run to top parking lot and do burpee 1/2/3/4/5/4/3/2/1
MARY: Extended Mary, because I forgot it was an hour workout. Around the horn calling out exercises
ANNOUNCEMENTS: RYN
COT: I prayed us out and we joined in together with the Lord’s Prayer

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Musical murder bunny Humper with a moving target.

: Warmup:  MUSICAL
1 Devil went down to Georgia remix by State of Mine (3:37)
1 Base = Imp. Walkers
2 Chorus: Plank Jax
3 Solos: and walk-ChP
2 Country roads remix by Me first & Gimme Gimmes (2:11)
1 Base = Hillbillies 
2 Chorus = Windmills 
 

Thang#1: one man Murder-bunny-humps to cone & carry back(first 2 exercises)- while the rest do an exercise…, then change exercise: 

• Single leg Halos (stability!!)
• Cossacks w/ OH Press
New MOT:Lunges with cross-body swing
• 1-Leg RDL w/ Row
– Devils’ Halo: rt ft around head to left, return to Lt ft

Thang#2:  moving target series… sprint hill & crawl-bear down after each series, Plank/Al-Gore till 6 is up

A Cleans-press-squat
1 1-2-1, 1-3-1, 1-8-1 
2 1-1-2, 1-1-3, 1-1-8
3 2-1-1, 3-1-1, 8-1-1
B Alt. RDL’s, Snatch, Curls
1 1-2-1, 1-3-1, 1-8-1
2 1-1-2, 1-1-3, 1-1-8
3 2-1-1, 3-1-1, 8-1-1
C Windshield Wipers, Bulletproof Knight, American Hammers
1 2-4-2, 2-6-2, 2-16-2
2 2-2-4, 2-2-6, 2-2-16
3 4-2-2, 6-2-2, 16-2-2

MARY: w/in last series
ANNOUNCEMENTS: same as newsletter
COT: prayers for flood victims, recovery of sick loved one’s, marriages

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Cindy 11s // 5 types of wealth

WARMUP: a short one
THE THANG:
1st 30:
4 corner 11s with Cindy
1st corner: thrusters + merkins
2nd corner: curls + jump squats
3rd corner: American hammers + big boys with Cindy
4th corner: overhead squat + single arm row

2nd 30:
Conversation around the 5 types of wealth based on the book by Sahil Bloom
1) time
2) social
3) physical
4) mental
5) financial

Dimmer switch analogy

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: a couple
COT: yes

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Descending Ladder Sweatfest

WARMUP: 20 SSH, 10 Imperial Walkers, 10 Morrocan Nightclubs
THE THANG:
Round 1:
5 Man Makers
15 Flutters
15 Skull Crushers
15 Swings
15 Curls
20 Bent Rows
20 Lunges
20 Chest Press
20 Squats
25 Overhead Press
Run 50 yards & back
Round 2:
Rinse & Repeat but drop last exercise

MARY: none
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sweaty Barry, Pints & Padres
COT:

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9 #ao-american-jackal for a circuit of Eastside pain.

WARMUP: SSH, windmill, hillbilly, imperials, plank jacks, broga
THE THANG:
DORA – 100 merks, 200 big boy, 300 squats
CIRCUIT – 4 rounds of 15 jump squats, 20 calf raises, 25 step back squat, 30 sec wall squat
MARY: yes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: sweaty Barry, f3 dads, east side lunch and diner events, blood drive
COT:

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Rosie’s lifts and lessons

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, imperial walkers, hillbilly walkers, cherry pickers, moroccan night clubs, merkins
THE THANG: 2 rounds – 10 burpees, 10 Grinders,
3 rounds of 10 squat thrusts with cindy, 15 BBs, 20 Merkins
3 rounds of 10 Hamstring bridges, 10 OH Press, 10 squat jumps
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Ask with intention, open up with intention

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