Secret Service Social Security

WARMUP: ImpWalkers, ChPickers, SSH, Windmills, Bro(Y)oga

THE THANG:
1. Modified Secret Service Snatch Test.
1. Bell weight/ Required Reps / Time limit
1. 50 / 200 / 10:00
2. 45/ 222 / 11:06
3. 40 / 250 / 12:30
4. 35 / 286 / 14:18
5. 30 / 333 / 16: 39
1. If done early… Repeat warmup exercise of choice until all are done
1. Dora: 150 Merkins & 2-Bell Farmers Carry
1. More was planned, but was cut short due to time

Actual SSST: https://movemoresitless.wordpress.com/tag/secret-service-snatch-test/

MARY: 100 LBC, mixed Bro(Y)oga
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood Drive, Bethel, etc…
COT: Held / Aye

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Rosie needs a cigarette afterwards

WARMUP: ImpWalkers, ChPickers, WMills, HBWalkers… mosey to track/ endzone, then the Motivator, Down-Dog

THE THANG:

R.1: EZ-50 yard line pax choice of
– Fireman’s Drag (swap at 25)
– Piggy-Back
– Cocaine Bear crawl (2 merkins at each 5-yd. Line)
@50:
– IC: 10 Hello Ladies, 20 Plank-Jacks
– OYO: 30 BigBoiz, 40 Heel-taps
– CBCrawl back to EZ

Intermission: “The Violator” (corner to center of Field goal posts) -if unfamiliar, this is a bent-over-row, using partner‘s body weight… Done in caterpillar fashion (similar to cheese grater).

R.2: EZ-50 pax choice:
– Sparrow Runs (back to back: 1 pax carries other… who performs Rosalita during the ride)
– Walking Lunges
@50:
– IC: 40 AmHammers, 30 Gas Pumpers
– OYO: 20 LBC, 10 DyCockroaches
Return to EZ… same MoT

R.3: up & down bleachers till ~5:55

MARY: Pax- Derived Ab-Lab

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter stuff

COT: yes

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ChatGPT Wrote It, Your Quads Regret It

WARMUP:
– Windmills – 10 IC
– Imperial Walkers – 15 IC
– Arm Circles – 10 IC
– Overhead Claps – 25 IC
– Mosey to the larger parking lot

THE THANG:
Part 1: Dora 1-2-3 – Partner up
– 100 Merkins
– 200 LBCs
– 300 Air Squats
– While one partner worked, the other ran a 50-yard shuttle.

Part 2: Four Corners – AMRAP
PAX took on each corner with intensity:
– 10 Burpees
– 20 Bonnie Blairs
– 30 Plank Jacks
– 40 Flutter Kicks (4-count)

Part 3: Jack Webb
1 Merkin to 4 Air Presses, all the way up to 5:20.

Mosey back to COT

MARY:
Worst Worst LBC – 10 IC
Fire Hydrants – 10 IC Right Leg
Fire Hydrants – 10 IC Left Leg

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Blood Drive
– Cannoli Run
– Read your news letter

COT:
Prayers and praises, This was done C-Span Style everyone shared.

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Volleyball Challenge

Thursday 5/8/25 Coach’s Box at FMHS 5:00am-5:30am

Musical Soundtrack: See Amazon Playlist: “February 2025 edited for Coach’s Box”

Warmup:
– Bear Crawl
– Imperial Walkers
– Windmills
– Merkins
– LBC

THE THANG:
50-100-150 Dora. Bear crawl when your partner is working on the exercises.
– 50 Merkin
– 100 Lt Dan
– 150 Freddy Mercury

Volleyball Challenge:
1. Partner stays at the 50 yd line. Partner B starts at the 45 yard line.
2. Partners must successfully throw and catch the volleyball back and forth without dropping. One throw and one catch for each partner.
3. Partner B moves five yards closer to the end zone. Repeat step 2.
4. Repeat step 3 until either Partner B reaches the ten yard line or there is a drop. At that point both partners must do Lt. Dan/Apollo Onos; quantity is the last yard line that Partner B was on with successful throws.
5. Repeat

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Bushwood Casino – Suplex dealing…

WARMUP: MOTIVATOR, Windmills, Imp.-Walkers

THE THANG:
:black_joker: Texas Hold ’Em Beatdown Rules
Setup:
– Regular deck of cards. Assign each suit to an exercise:
– Hearts → Merkins Diamonds → Squats
– Clubs → Big Boy Sit-Ups Spades → Jump Squats
– Number = reps (face cards = 10, Ace = 11, Joker = Q’s Choice)
– Change Exercises for Each Round…
– All Pax do exercises for Flop/Turn/River. Folding = 5-10 of “ante-exercise”. Betting (w/ IOU of ante-exercise reps) proceeds as with regular Texas Hold ’em. Upon the showdown (post-River card), everyone “Pays up”. Winner calls out easier/alt. exercise for himself & the pax that pay up w/ time to spare (until the 6 is up)

Round 2 & 3 (same as above… new exercises)
Hearts:CDD / Shakira
Diamonds:Lunges / Sumo Squats
Clubs:V-ups / Dying Cockroaches
Spades:Flying Squirrels / Kosak Squats
Ante/IOU: Hand-Release Burpees / Lt. Dan/Apollo Ono complex

Mosey around Lot …. Then 4-Square.
when “out”… take a short lap & do merkins until back in.

Quotes shared w/ Pax throughout the workout (Common theme of paying your debts):
Proverbs 10:9 (NIV)
“Whoever walks in integrity walks securely, but whoever takes crooked paths will be found out.”

Marcus Aurelius – Meditations 6.30
“If it is not right, do not do it, if it is not true, do not say it.”
(And if you said it—do it.)

Seneca – On Anger, Book III
“A promise is a debt.”

John Wooden (legendary coach):
“Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are.”

George Washington:
“Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for ’tis better to be alone than in bad company.”
(Good company pays their IOUs.)

F3 Lexicon – Freed to Lead
“Your word is your bond. If you said it, own it. If you owe it, do it.

MARY: Pax choice – included Am.Hammers, leg raises, LBC’s among others

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Trash clean up, New AO in Rock Region, upcoming Canoli Run & Tortoise+Hare
COT: prayers for various life transitions lifted to Sky-Q

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Snake pit Poker

WARMUP: side straddle hops, windmills, Broga, overhead claps, merkins
THE THANG: poker :hearts: :diamonds: :clubs: :spades: multiple exercised based on what card you draw
MARY: flutters, wheezy Jefferson, heel touches, LBCs
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: Ms and new jobs

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2025.18

Warmup

Partner up for 100s
100 burpees split between two partners while one farmer carries both bells 30 yds and back
100 total Snatch/squats + Clean/thrusters split between you and a partner (swapping bells)
100 total one arm swings between you and partner

End with Airborne’s hip special and some Mary

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KB Mondays

WARMUP: ssh, merkins and morrocan night clubs
THE THANG:
Four rounds of mechanical drop sets. Do amrap of a movement and move right into the next.
Round one – single arm press( each arm), upright row, y press and dry docks
Round two – single arm curl, single arm row, both arm curl, both arm row
Round three – diamond merkin, single arm chest press, merkin, both arm chest press

Dora super sets
100 shrugs, 100 Superman’s
80 merkin, 80 gorilla row
60 dips, 60 cleans

Farmer carry a big lap with bell and coupon from the truck
MARY: yep
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yep
COT: yep

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