Spicy

WARMUP: Motivator – have pax pick a number between 7 & 10 (9 was the count)
Imperial Walkers
Hillbilly Walkers
Windmills
Arm Circles – front and back
Michael Phelps
Downward Dog
Honeymooners
Runner’s Stretch

We moseyed to the bottom of the steep hill.

THE THANG:
Thang 1 – Welsh Dragons
Starting at the bottom of the hill, Bear crawl forward 4 steps, then do 1 merkin, 1 plank jack, and 1 shoulder tap (R + L =1). Repeat, adding 1 rep to each exercise each time—bear crawl forward 4 steps, then do 2 merkins, 2 plank jacks, and 2 shoulder taps. Repeat until you reach 10 reps or the top of the hill. We didn’t make it to the top so Nur to the top.

Mosey to the basketball courts.

Thang 2 – Wilt Chamberlains
Named for Wilt Chamberlain’s NBA record 100-point game. Starting at one baseline do 100 LBCs, then run to the opposite baseline and do 100 squats. Return to the first baseline to do 100 flutter kicks (R+L =1), and then run to opposite baseline and do 100 lunges (50 each leg).

Thang 3
Using the Parking spaces start at one end, Bear Crawl 2 lines do 1 Merkin, Crawl Bear 1 line and do 12 squats. Bear Crawl 2 lines do 2 Merkins, Crawl Bear 1 line and do 11 squats. Repeat until you do 12 Merkins an 1 squat. My math was off so we finished 10 and 2 or something like that.
Moseyed to the field.

Thang 4 – Four Corners Escalator
Corner 1: 10 SSH
Run to corner 2
Corner 2: 10 SSH, 20 CDD
Run to corner 3
Corner 3: 10 SSH, 20 CDD, 30 Squats
Run to corner 4
Corner 4: 10 SSH, 20 CDD, 30 Squats, 40 LBCs
We started back down the escalator.
Corner 1: 10 SSH, 20 CDD, 30 Squats, 40 LBCs
Run to corner 2
Corner 2: 10 SSH, 20 CDD, 30 Squats

We had a few minutes left and went back to COT for some stretchy things.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Blood Drive
Stuff the Bus
Read the news letter.

Prayers:
Prayers for kids and teachers as they head back to school in a couple weeks.
Reede Family
Hucklebuck (my apologies if I got that wrong.)

<@U03L09PTADU> Thanks for the opportunity to lead!! And for helping me name the workout “Spicy”…LOL!!!

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Burpee Ball at Alcatraz

WARMUP: lap around Runde Park then exercises in the parking lot including Imperial Walkers, Mountain climbers, CDDs
THE THANG: Mozy to the little league ball field right foul pole for 7s. Merkins at the RF foul pole and big boy sit-ups at the left field pole.
Once completed, mozy to home plate to explain burpee ball. Three squares/rectangles were marked off with cones in the outfield. We split up into two teams and scoring was as follows; 1 run if the ball is hit and stops in any of the boxes, 4 runs for a home run, burpee penalty if the ball doesn’t leave the infield or the batter whiffs. At the end of the inning, both teams sprinted to pickup the balls. The team that collects the most balls scores a run.
So that those not batting have something to stay busy with, Pax not hitting worked through a ladder (20 reps each) of the following: SSH, Squats, LBCs, Lunges, Seal Jacks, Shoulder Taps, Mike Tyson’s, Plank Jacks, and 2 burpees.
Batters hit off a tee with the finest and smallest tee-ball bat YHC could find in his garage. Both good and bad hits were had by all. The ball pick became the most contested part of the workout, with full sprints and possibly some tackling. We completed five rounds then returned to COT.
MARY: Nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CUSAPs
COT: Family and upcoming doctor results.

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1776 Patriot Games

10 men attempted the 1776 Patriot Games at Alcatraz this morning. Here’s what we did.

Warm-up
– 10 Low Slow Squats (IC)
– 10 SSHs (IC)
– 10 Imperial Walkers (IC)

The Thang
– 1776 Yard Run (1.01 miles)
– 100 Merkins
– 100 LBCs
– 100 Moroccan Night Clubs
– 100 Pullups
– 100 Squats
– 100 Mountain Climbers
– 100 Lunges
– 100 Overhead Claps
– 100 Dips
– 100 Flutters
– 100 Step Ups
– 100 American Hammers
– 100 Shoulder Taps
– 100 High Knees
– 100 Side Straddle Hops
– 100 Yard Bear Crawl
– 76 Burpees

NMM
None of us made it to the Burpees, but all of us questioned why we were doing this to ourselves. The run had about 100 feet of elevation gain, which none appreciated. Nevertheless, we had good mumblechatter and welcomed our newest FNG, “Chester Drawers.” Thanks for the opportunity, Masterpiece.

Aye!
IJ

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C for creativity, not c for cookie

WARMUP: disclaimer and go. No messing around.
THE THANG: Ran to the bank for stop 1. 5s and 10s.
– 5 = hand release merkin
– 10 = squats with chin up and hands touching the ground

Next stop was First National bank…5s and 10s. Thanks to Change Order for the idea for the next stop.

Next stop was the round about by model A. 5s and 10s with a 30 count in cadence of flutters.

Head down Hubert Graham to the bottom of the hill. 5s and 10s with 15 in cadence flutters partially sitting up.

Up HG to the light which wasn’t super close so was out of gas at the top. 5s and 10s with American hammer.

Now to head back the same way we came with 5s and 10s at each of the same stops.

Back at COT we did 5s with hand release diamonds and 10s of jump squats.
MARY: 3 rounds of Mary: LBCs, wipers, bicycles
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 7/22 Barry, 7/3 men’s dinner, 7/4 convergence
COT: ball of man for prayers and praises

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No One Escapes Alcatraz Without Doing Hard Labor

Pulled in with 5 minutes to spare, unloaded the whiteboard of pain, and got ready to honor someone who fought harder than we ever will in a 45-minute workout.
Today’s beatdown was in memory of Kathleen “Mrs. Burns,” the M of F3 Puget Sound’s Burns, who courageously battled pancreatic cancer for 571 days before passing on August 21, 2022. The workout was built as a tribute to her strength, endurance, and spirit.

THE WOD: “Mrs. Burns” Tribute
(Goal: 5 rounds – Completed: 3 rounds IC)
Buy-In: Run ~0.35 miles (approx. 500M)
Each Round (x3):
– 20 Overhead Coupon Presses
– 20 Burpees
– 20 Curls
– 20 V-Ups
– 20 Goblet Squats
– 13 Man-Makers
– Run ~0.35 miles again

Team Grinder – The Block Chain:
– Stack all Cindy’s at the front
– Line up the PAX
– First HIM passes a block down the line
– Last HIM restacks it, moves to the back
– Repeat until every man has cycled through
– (Yes, it was slow. Yes, it burned. Yes, we’ll probably do it again.)

COT:
– Announcements, praises, and prayer
– Challenge: Carry more than just weight today—carry each other
– Wrapped with Coffeeteria at Tega Cay Deli because fellowship matters

Strong men showed up. Stronger reasons kept us going.
#MrsBurns #PushThroughThePain #F3Strong

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ChatGPT Wrote It, Your Quads Regret It

WARMUP:
– Windmills – 10 IC
– Imperial Walkers – 15 IC
– Arm Circles – 10 IC
– Overhead Claps – 25 IC
– Mosey to the larger parking lot

THE THANG:
Part 1: Dora 1-2-3 – Partner up
– 100 Merkins
– 200 LBCs
– 300 Air Squats
– While one partner worked, the other ran a 50-yard shuttle.

Part 2: Four Corners – AMRAP
PAX took on each corner with intensity:
– 10 Burpees
– 20 Bonnie Blairs
– 30 Plank Jacks
– 40 Flutter Kicks (4-count)

Part 3: Jack Webb
1 Merkin to 4 Air Presses, all the way up to 5:20.

Mosey back to COT

MARY:
Worst Worst LBC – 10 IC
Fire Hydrants – 10 IC Right Leg
Fire Hydrants – 10 IC Left Leg

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Blood Drive
– Cannoli Run
– Read your news letter

COT:
Prayers and praises, This was done C-Span Style everyone shared.

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Hills and Thrills

WARMUP: Jog a lap with some butt kickers. SSH, MC, merkins, Willie mays Hayes, Moroccan night clubs.
THE THANG: mosey to the pull-up bars. 3 pull-ups each. Everyone else doing squats while waiting.
2 rounds of 10 incline merkins/derkins, 10 step ups each side, 20 dips.
Hill work with big boys and flutters.
Loop back to the main lot for Standard Dora – 100 merkins, 200 squats, 300 LBC’s.
More hill work with bear crawls, lunge walk, and burpees.

MARY: 7 minutes or Mary to finish.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read your newsletter.
COT: welcomed FNG Teen Spirit.

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AKA at STL

THE THANG:

– Warmup run to GHES parking lot at the top of Dave Gibson. Round of Mary as we wait for the 6
– Run to access road at the back of the school for a “light pole” workout

– Round 1: 5 burpees at the first pole. Run to the next pole and complete 15 squats. Run back to first pole.
– Round 2: 5 burpees at the first pole. Run to the next pole and complete 5 merkins. Run to next pole and complete 15 squats. Run back to first pole.
– Round 3: 5 burpees at the first pole. Run to the next pole and complete 5 merkins. Run to the 3rd pole and complete 5 merkins. Run to the 4th pole and complete 15 squats. Run back to first pole.
– Rounds continued until we ran out of time. Added an additional pole each round. 1st pole was always burpees and the last squats, with merkins at all the middle poles.

MARY: 2 minutes to run out the clock.

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Sharknado Returns To Alcatraz

WARMUP: 15 Hill Billy Walkers, 15 Potato Pickers, 15 Windmills , 10 Moroccan Nightclubs and 15 Overhead Claps
THE THANG: Enter Sharknado:
Five different exercises 20 Reps each, after each exercise run up the big steep hill behind the baseball field heading to the marina.
20 Plank Jacks
20 Carolina Dry Docks
20 Big Boy Sit-ups
20 Sumo Squats
20 Hand Release Merkins
Most got 2.5 miles in with almost 800 feet elevation gain.

We spent the last 10 minutes stretching at COT. Judging from most guys faces this is something that is not done nearly enough!
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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