Padre’s House of PAIN-theon…

  • QIC: Dark Helmet
  • When: 06/08/16
  • Pax: Amphibious (GSO Pax), Hot Sauce, Gandalf, Schrute, Tinker Toy, Kelvin, Little Bear, Swampfox, Captain Kangaroo, Opie, Bloody Knuckles, Washout, Bill Nye, Mailman, Sgt York, Dark Helmet (QIC)
  • Posted In: The Fort

I had a huge conundrum on my hands this AM… I wanted desperately to participate in the PAIN-theon Games that Zima had cooked up for the one year anniversary of The Pantheon being an AO in The Fort.
BUT (!) I had the Q at PHOP… So I figured that I would just bring the CSAUP foolishness to my Rock Hill brothers.

We disclaimed, had a brief warmup and then got to it. We weren’t able to complete all of the events because we didn’t start the extra 15 minute earlier like our cohorts at The Pantheon did, but here’s what we did do, and who won what…

The PAIN-theon games consisted of the following, in order:
Merkins – 2 minutes AMRAP
SitUps – 2 minutes AMRAP
Burpees – 2 minutes AMRAP
100 yard Bear Crawl Dash for time
1 mile run for time
BTTW hold for 2 minutes or until no one is left (WE DIDN’T GET THIS FAR)
6 inch hold for 2 minutes or until no one is left (NOT COMPLETED)
Burpee Chase (NOT COMPLETED)

The Leaderboard:
Merkins:
1. TInker Toy = 123
2. Kelvin = 97
3. Dark Helmet = 85

Sit-Ups:
1. Kelvin = 73
2. TInker Toy = 72
3. Schrute = 66

Burpees:
1. Kelvin = 37
2. Tinker Toy = 34
3. Dark Helmet = 31

100 Yard Bear Crawl Dash:
1. Bill Nye = :40
2. Dark Helmet = :46
3. Opie = :50

1 Mile Run:
1. Tinker Toy = 7:00
2. Schrute = 7:01
3. Kelvin = 7:02

BTTW: (only 2 Pax competed)
1. Dark Helmet = 1:26
2. Amphibious = :45


COMPLETE RESULTS:

PAX Name Merkins Sit-Ups Burpees 100 Yd BC Dash 1 Mile BTTW Time 6 Inch Time Burpee Chase
Amphibious (GSO Pax) 52 59 22 1:45 7:59 :45 N/A N/A
Bill Nye 46 53 23 :40 DNF N/A N/A  N/A
Bloody Knuckles 40 50 15 1:45 9:09 N/A N/A N/A
Captain Kangaroo 50 11 11 DNF 13:40 N/A N/A N/A
Dark Helmet 85 50 31 :46 9:24 1:26 N/A N/A
Gandalf 21 37 14 2:23 9:30 N/A N/A N/A
Hot Sauce 60 50 20 1:30 DNF N/A N/A N/A
Kelvin 97 73 37 1:01 7:02 N/A N/A N/A
Little Bear 65 66 20 2:22 10:46 N/A N/A N/A
Mailman (ran only) N/A N/A N/A N/A 8:05 N/A N/A N/A
Opie 60 57 10 :50 8:20 N/A N/A N/A
Schrute 41 66 22 1:26 7:01 N/A N/A N/A
Sgt York (ran only) N/A N/A N/A N/A 8:05 N/A N/A N/A
Swampfox 50 50 10 DNF 11:30 N/A N/A N/A
Tinker Toy 123 72 34 :55 7:00 N/A N/A N/A
Washout 24 8 12 DNF 13:20  N/A N/A N/A

NMM:
So, Tinker Toy is a monster. We all kind of knew that…
Turns out Bill Nye has bionic knees and just crushed the Bear Crawl Dash.
We all agree that Zima is the master of the CSAUP. Something ain’t right in that boy’s brain… Thank goodness.
This was a LOT of fun. I look forward to it again soon…

Helmet, out.

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  1. Tinker Toy (TT) says:

    Awesome job brother! You knew you would get me to ditch the run when you mentioned a “crazy workout.” You had me at CSAUP.

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