Old School Beat Down at the Prison Yard

  • QIC: Spitz and Decibel
  • When: 04/29/2016
  • Pax: McGyver, Lugnut, Jekyl, Change Order, Spark Plug, Lil' E
  • Posted In: Alcatraz

Eight Inmates came out to the prison yard for an old school beat down.

The Thang:

Mosey around the round about for a quick warm up lap.

Mosey to the well lit field (thank you Tega Cay taxpayers)

High Knees, Butt Kickers, Karaoke, Karaoke other direction.

Circle Up: IWx25, Merkins x10, Windmills x15, Slow Squats x20, CDD x15, WA Merkins x10

Mosey to playground: pull-ups x10, 25 dips, 25 freddies, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat

Mosey to wall: People’s Chair, Balls to the wall, Walking Merkins, People’s Chair, Balls to the wall

Pass to Spitz:

Mosey to half wall: step ups 25 for each leg and 15 jump ups

To Hill: Jacobs Ladder: descending burpees on bottom start at 7 and ascending bomb jacks starting at 1.

Community service trash pick up.

Great group of guys today.  The 1st half had plenty of mumble chatter but if done correctly we should be feeling it tonight or tomorrow.

Check the email for events.

Be conscience to pray for you kids and other F3ers kids!

As always a pleasure!

TClap |
0

Roadies Needed Saturday Morning

  • QIC: Italian Job, Apache
  • When: 4/9/16
  • Pax: All PAX of The Fort Region
  • Posted In: Alcatraz, The Fort

The “Time of My Life Tour” is rolling into Rock Hill this Saturday (April 9). The tour features Christian bands: The Afters (“Every Good Thing”), Unspoken (“Good Fight” and “Start a Fire”), Chris August (“The Maker” and “Starry Night”), and Among the Thirsty (“Completely”).

Here’s where F3 comes in: Chris Miller at WRHI has asked specifically for the #HIM of F3 to help unload the musical equipment from the trucks to the stage. It shouldn’t take too long with many hands. We plan to meet at Sullivan Middle at 10:00 AM to begin the unloading process. If you have interest in attending the concert, your help gets you FREE tickets. Just let me know below if you are in and how many tickets you need.

We’re hoping to have PAX from across The Fort region. This is what we do, fellas. Let’s continue to impact our community. Sound off below if you plan to attend. I need to give a headcount to Chris by Friday morning.

TClap |
0

LAKE WYLIE LAUNCHES “THE DEEP”: A Pre-blast…

Highly anticipated… and I anticipate your attendance to make it a launch of epic proportions… SO HC NOW. We will be looking for your support over the coming weeks as we launch this newest Region of F3. That support will come in the form of your willingness to Q, in your attendance at workouts, in your talking it up in COTs, and in EHing those guys that you KNOW desperately need the multitude of goodness that comes from F3. Someone gave it to you… Now it’s your turn… Call that buddy that lives in Lake Wylie or in Steele Creek area that you haven’t talked to in a while. Tell him your story. Then drag his a$$ to the AO for a glorious beatdown…

Where: Oak Ridge Middle School in Lake Wylie (5657 Oakridge Rd, Clover, SC 29710)
When: 0700 – 0800 on April 9th, and every Saturday thereafter until we either die or the Earth passes away…
Who: All Pax of F3 Nation that are up for it… (But particularly those in Lake Wylie and Steele Creek and surrounding areas)
What: Horribles. Lots of them.
Why: Oh… You know why…

Weinke sneek peak…
Let’s see… what should I tell you??? Let’s just say that there will be lots of speed work… Bear crawls… Oh, and a new exercise, called THE KRAKEN. You won’t want to miss that…

BE THERE.
Helmet, out.

TClap |
0

“Precon” for The Deep in Lake Wylie, SC – be ready 4/9/16!

  • QIC: Royale & Cornhole
  • When: 04/02/2016
  • Pax: Tater (respect), Hauschka, Vinny, Solid State, Cornhole, Royale
  • Posted In: Alcatraz, The Fort, The Swamp

We needed to test the AO coming to the new Lake Wylie region before our official launch next Saturday 4/9/16.  So 6 travelling PAX made it out to Oak Ridge Middle School at 7am to have some brutal fun!  I thought I would be the first one there at 6:42am, but Cornhole and Hauschka were already in the parking lot.  The weather ap on my phone said 0% chance of rain from 7-8am so at 7:01am it started to downpour…just the way we like it!

The Thang

Started in the rain with dynamic warm up lap in the parking lot.

Light jog High Knees butt kickers Knee pull to chest ankle pull to chest

Now it really started coming down, so I gave the PAX the option of staying under the front awning of the school or hitting the field in the rain. Cornhole was quick to say “Let’s get out there!” So mosey to the field we did.

COP

20 IWs 20 MCs 25 MNCs 20 Peter Parkers 20 Squats 20 Parker Peters 10 Merkins

The rain started to mellow out so we stayed on the field for 4 corners

Split into two groups of 3 – finish a corner – head back to center

5 burpees in the center

Corner 1 30 Merkins single count

Corner 2 30 Squats

Corner 3 50 SSHs

Corner 4 30 Imperial Walkers

Mosey around to the back of the school. Grabbed some wall, interesting that there were 100 dead beetles back there…it’s a Lake Wylie thing…

Peoples Chair with multiple PAX counts – BTTW – rinse and repeat 2x

Mosey to the small field bleachers for a recon

20 Dips 20 Durkins – Rinse & Repeat 2x (poor Tater took a slip during the Durkins and I’m sure will have some shin bruises)

Mosey to teacher parking lot

Lt Dans with 10 flying squirrels at each island total 30 – little mumblechatter here, too much work!

Cornhole lead us for the remaining time

Found the little ROTC type course with a great feature… a large see saw! So we put big man Vinny on one side, and the remaining 5 of us on the other side all doing calf raises

Took a lap around the small drop off circle-  did a few exercises – then a lap

LBCs – Peoples Chair – Flutter Kicks

Mosey to the grass for a crowd favorite Slow Jack Webbs then Ab Webbs started raining a good bit again…

Mosey back to COT

Skipped number-rama with 6 on hand…easy to count!

Name-o-rama

Announcements

Next week official Lake Wylie launch! Saturday 4/9 7am

Mud Run 4/30 Nun Run 4/9, but Lake Wylie 1st!

Mentioned coffeteria at Bojangles and then I was ready to go… did I forget prayers and praises? Sure did, but the PAX quickly corrected my miss.

Prayers for family, healing, safe travels and YHC for the passing of an old friend Megan at 35 years young.

Moleskin:

I had butterflies in my stomach for this first day of a long awaited soft launch of F3 Lake Wylie.  I wasn’t sure if anyone would be there when I arrived, but as with many things I’ve learned about F3, the PAX will always be there when you need them!  It was great to be 20 minutes early and already see Hauschka and Cornhole stretching and getting ready to take a quick tour of the place.  That first few minutes was comical.  Weather said no rain for this hour, and it was pouring on us.  Everyone else that showed up had no idea how to get into the parking lot (crazy school drop off lane… Solid State sped into the corner so hard I though he was going to fishtail off the road!  And 5 minutes into the Weinke, Vinny (as he is so well known for) comes tearing in just in time to catch us moseying to the football field.  Those 2nd F moments are the fun we get to share, and a good reason we come back morning after morning.  This is just one of the many examples of why F3 is needed in Lake Wylie, to help men get fit and help make them better leaders in there own communities.  EH that co-worker, friend or relative that lives on the West side of Lake Wylie and get them out here to learn all the great things that F3 can do for them!  If you’re spending time reading this, then YOU already know the life changing effects this thing we call F3 can do for you…share it!

And Honor to Lead

Royale

 

 

 

TClap |
0

Getting Dirty at Alcatraz w/ Wrasslin’

  • QIC: Senator Tressel & Chaser
  • When: 04/02/2016
  • Pax: Cake Boss, Decibel, Zima, Fish Sticks, Copperfield, Bolt, Smuggler, Backdraft, Freebird, FNG (Legalize It), Crash, White Lightening, Sparkplug, Spiderman, Slum Lord
  • Posted In: Alcatraz

YHC had the honor of co-Qing with the never-tired and always prepared Senator Tressel at an AO that I have not spent enough time attending.  Rolled in a it early with only 2 other cars in the lot and a little spitting drizzle…was thinking it would be a small number with the wetness looming but they started rolling in steady.  Earlier in the week, ST let me know his basic plans for the first half and he, as usual, delivered.  Here’s how it went…with increasing rain early on and wet fields all around.

Dynamic Warm-up (ST)

  • Soccer knees;
  • Knee pulls;
  • Ankle pulls;
  • Hip lunges;
  • Knee down/arm-ups;
  • Toy soldiers;
  • Inch worms;
  • Walk with rotating shoulders and elbow pulls;
  • Short mosey to adjacent field for COP

COP – all in cadence (ST)

  • SSH x 50;
  • Merkins x 10;
  • Squats x 10;
  • American Hammers x 25;
  • Imperial Walkers x 25;
  • Diamond Merkins x 25;
  • Jumping Lunges x 15;
  • LBCs x 25;
  • Pushorama
    •  Carolina Dry Docks x 10
    • Merkins x 10;
    • Plank Series
      • hold;
      • left arm;
      • left leg;
      • flip over to dips x 10;
      • right arm;
      • right leg;
      • flip over to dips x 10;
      • Back to regular plank
      • RINSE AND REPEAT (no rest)
  • Mosey to playground

Playground – break into 3 groups (ST)

  • Group 1 = 10 pull ups
  • Group 2 = reverse step-ups on picnic table
  • Group 3 = get on six and hold feet at 6″
  • ROTATE THROUGH THEN RINSE & REPEAT

Hand off to YHC for a little something different…

  • Mosey to the main field and begin moseying in a circle
    • While moseying in the circle reach down and to the side (ankle picks left and right)
    • Leg extended good mornings – slow and balanced (10 each leg extended)
    • Stop and drop to planks in a circle
      • Double legs jump over the planked Pax
      • Side jumps (facing in) over the planked Pax
      • Side jumps (facing out) over the planked Pax
    • Recover, take a step in towards the circle and lay on belly, legs opened to touch the Pax’s toes next to you – fast feet through the outside of the star circle
  • Mosey to one end of the field and form a line
    • Inch worms stretching out as far as you can hold before walking it up x 5
    • Gator Merkins x 10
    • Seal sit-ups x 10

At this point, it was time to get muddy and begin the portion of the workout based off the US Freestyle Olympic Team’s warm-ups (this entire series provided some fantastic mumble chatter, some…ummm….”original” takes on the drills)

  • Line up again
    • Straight forward rolls x 5
    • Right shoulder rolls x 5
    • Left shoulder rolls x 5
    • Straight roll to back roll x 5
    • Straight roll to dive roll x 5
    • Alternating knee drag shots x 5
    • Straight roll to sprawl x 5 (Sprawl = think a burpee without the hop at the top – the intent is to keep your legs from the opponent’s grasp)
  1. Time was running short so we moved to the real fun…pair up!Swim drill to establish underhooks.  The underhook is a dominant position in stand-up wrestling wherein you have your arm hand locked under the arm of your opponent and around their shoulder.  This drill is a constant fight to establish and re-establish that underhook on both sides while maintaining balance and pushing and shifting against the opponent to have them lose their position.  Typically called the swim drill due to the most effective method of re-establishing that position.
  2. Establish a secure underhook and drive your legs while pushing your partner backwards (approx. 30 seconds…seems much longer);
  3. Flapjack

Circle back up – Sprawl Circle – couch and chop your feet going around the circle with the PAx yelling “Shot.”  When “shot” is called you sprawl and pop back up to keep chopping. Around the circle one time.

Line Back up – Sprawl and then sprint across the field.  Rinse & Repeat.

COP

Announcements:

Nun Run, Cannoli Run, Fastest 5K, Mud Run, St. Pauls – Ft. Mill  BBQ Fundraiser (4/16), Ragnar Trail Race at Anne Springs,

Prayers:

Traveling Pax and those running the Bridge Run, People recently laid off, Shoulder surgery,

 

TClap |
0

Remember that one time…?

  • QIC: Dark Helmet
  • When: 03/26/16
  • Pax: Senator Tressel, Jekyl, Funhouse, Trucker, What Did, Decibel, Jiffy, Bing, Fish Sticks, Lugnut, Howitzer, Copperfield, AquaMan, Slumlord, Spitz, Dark Helmet (YHC)
  • Posted In: Alcatraz

When we worked out? At Alcatraz? Like a week ago? Yeah… I’m just now writing the BackBlast… So sue me…

It was a beautiful morning and our numbers were strong (twitter marketing gets them every time), so 16 men gathered to get to work.

The Thang:
Warm up lap around the Park with some dynamic stretching mixed in.
Circle up for a few of each of the following:
SSH
Merkins
Squats
Moroccan Nightclubs, etc.

Having just returned from the P200, and having such a good experience on a relay team, I thought it would be fun to do a series of relays with the Pax…
– SO (!) we headed over to the hill, er, excuse me THE HILL on the back side behind the park and got into teams. Then we relay raced down THE HILL and back up while the Pax who were waiting did shoulder taps.
– Then over to the field for a hairburner relay with 50lb sandbags – waiting Pax for each realy did… um… stuff… Squats, plank, stood there, LBCs, etc.
– Backward run relay
– Bear Crawl Relay
– We repeated a few of these… then we wished we hadn’t, then we did some Mary…

NMM:
– ALWAYS some of the finest mumblechatter when you have BOTH Funhouse and Jekyll there. I love a good Jekyll Heckle…
– I told a couple of P200 war stories, and of course we gave a HUGE congrats to Jekyll for winning the damn thing!
– Best part of P200 is that there was an Easter message in it for me. My legs gave out about 16 miles in on my last leg of the course. I had 2 miles left and just was DONE. So, Slumlord jumped out of the van and did my last 2 miles (even though he was feeling ill). Then, later that day my teammates heard me call my daughter to tell her that it didn’t look good for us to get home in time for the Daddy-Daughter Dance that was going to be held at church that evening. (Geronimo, on our team, also was to be at the same dance) They heard the tears. Then, they told Geronimo and I that we had to abandon the team prior to the finish so we could get home in time. I was prepared to finish with the team. To share the drive back duties, etc. and to miss the dance. They were NOT going to have that. “Dad first”, they said.
So, in those two scenarios, something happened that I found Easter in. These Pax, my friends, the men I bonded with in the gloom and then on the race course, did something for me that I was unable to do for myself, but was to my great and undeserved benefit. Maybe you’ll think it’s a stretch to say this, but they acted as Christ would have, in my estimation. They did something for me that I had no ability to do on my own. They made possible for me something that I was going to have to try and make up for later. In much the same way that Christ did in Gethsemane and on the Cross… It was amazing. I felt loved. Accepted. Lifted. I was made better. It was awesome.
Yes, it may seem like a stretch to say that, but you didn’t see my daughter’s face when I walked into that room and started doing “The Chicken Dance” with her…

Helmet, out…

TClap |
4

Last chance to order a FORT Region shirt (new colors)

We will be doing a redesign of the FORT logo later this year, so this is your last chance to order the current FORT design before then. Think of it as a way to say you are a FORT region original before all the newbies arrive. For all of you wondering if we would ever have another option other than gray, you are in luck. MudGear just released red and royal blue!

The MudGear obstacle race jersey fits close to the skin without compression (tapered cut). Its highly breathable, wicks sweat, and has excellent drainage capability. This is the style all regions wear across this great nation of ours. Don’t you want to be a great American? Aren’t you proud of the hours of pain and gallons of sweat you lose with your F3 brothers? Why wouldn’t you get this shirt? Also available in badass black (standard F3 Nation uniform color for our workout ninjas). Is it visible to oncoming traffic at 0515? Nah. Does it need to be? Meh. Will you blend in with your surroundings? Probably. Will you look good wearing it? Heck yes!

Price: $33 (MudGear red, blue, black)

Also available is the black Sport-Tek Adult Competitor Tee. This one is lightweight, moisture-wicking, and breathable. It has a looser fit. This is the more cost-effective version. Not as durable, but just as sweet. Ladies cannot resist a man in black. Heck, there was even a movie (or 3) about men in black. Don’t you want to impress the ladies? Why wouldn’t you want to rock out a bad mama jama black F3 shirt? Show the CrossFitters what a real shirt looks like on a real #HIM! I hear it actually makes you do better merkins.

Price: $24 (Sport-Tek black)

The grey on black looks pretty sweet. Last day to order is 4/3/16. To save you shipping charges, I’ll deliver them to you when they arrive in late April. Get them before they are gone! Don’t look back on this and say, “I wish I would have gotten the shirt.” Just click below and order it now. Operators are standing by. Do it!

F3 The Fort Shirts Pre-Order

TClap |
0

Alcatraz Under the Lights

  • QIC: Decibel, Fishsticks
  • When: 03/19/16
  • Pax: Jiffy, Bojangles, Bolt, Bing, Sparkplug, Senator Tressel, Decibel, Fishsticks
  • Posted In: Alcatraz

The new lights were on at Alcatraz this morning.  You can see them from miles away.  Hopefully it will be a beacon for FNGs.  Attendance was down from last week’s record breaking 27 PAX, but the 8 men were ready to sharpen their skills.

Warm – up:

Knee stretches, butt kickers, hip circles out and in

Light jog around the park

COP

SSH x30

Imperial Walker x15

Windmill x15

Morrocan Night Club x 25

Merkin x10 (6” hold)

Peter Parker x10

Back to plank with a 6” hold

Mosey to the brick pile to test our dribbling and shooting skills.  Each person dribbled to the basketball hoop, made a shot, and returned to the group performing exercises with the bricks.  We saw some impressive dribbling and shooting (a few air balls).

Brick exercises:

Arm curls

Merkins

Overhead Presses

LBCs

A quick hand-off to Decibel who posed a question to us.  “Do you want to do option A or option B?”  He put together two different plans for this morning’s workout.  We selected “A” which was a bad choice.

Mosey to playground for a series of exercises.

50 Pull-ups

100 Merkins

150 Dips

Plus, three laps around the park to help you forget about the pain in your arms.  It seemed we had enough time to start option B. Decibel was marketing a new workout video, “How to complete 60 minutes of exercises in 30 minutes.”

Mosey to the retaining wall for 20 Step-ups

Mosey to the hill

75 LBCs

75 Freddy Mercury

75 Hello Dolly

Two hill laps (running backwards halfway up the hill)

COT

Announcements:

Spring Fling – Sunday 2 – 6pm

Mud Run – Register by March 20th

Nun Run – April 9th

Cannoli Run – Coming soon

Get ready for BRR signup coming soon

Camp Care 5K, a BRR alternative

Prayer Requests

P200 & P70 participates finishing and safe travels back

Health and wellness of family members

Noah’s great progress walking and school transition

 

Always an honor to serve!

TClap |
0

Royale Pain in the Neck…help me Sasquatch!

  • QIC: Gears and Royale (THC)
  • When: 03/12/2016
  • Pax: Funhouse, Smuggler, Bolt, Geronimo, Cerrano, Senator Tressel, Badger, Sasquatch, Spiderman, What Did?, Hauschka W 2.0s Omaha & Might Might, Bing, Chedda, Sparkplug, Spitz, Freebird, Assassin, Jiffy, Fish Stix, Gekko, Pappy!, Mainframe, Gears, Royale
  • Posted In: Alcatraz

Saturday morning was a perfect 60 degrees…was it the weather? Was it the 6am start time for Sasquatch to share his wisdom around proper stretching techniques? (Which was excellent by the way, make sure you post next time he shares this!) He also shared new dynamic warmup stretches and the proper technique of some of our favorite exercises. It certainly could not be for myself and Gears on the Q…but we had 27 PAX post for the extended Saturday morning stretch and beatdown.

I gave the disclaimer and we began.

The Thang

We used some of this morning’s lesson and started with some dynamic stretching. Knee to chest pull ups, ankle pull to chest.

Mosey around the outer loop of the ball parks.

Circle up in the outfield for COP

20 SSH 15 IWs 10 Windmills 10 Merkins 20 Seal Jacks 15 Squats

Mosey to parking lot count off by 10

There were ten cones in the area, each with an exercise to complete. We spent the next 20 minutes rotating around in our smaller groups. Everyone completed 2 rounds of 10 or more.

  1. 30 Paver Bent Rows

2.  20 Paver Curls

3.  15 Durkins

4.  10 Pullups

5. 20 Dips

6.  10 Bombjacks

7. 20 Merkins

8. 30 Morrocan Night Clubs

9. 10 Burpees

10. 10 Diamond Merkins

We circled up before I handed it over to Gears, I shared a little something on my mind.  I haven’t been out to Alcatraz for several weeks, mostly because I’ve been posting at the Dragon to help support F3 York.  It has been really refreshing to see the light go on for these new members of the PAX at the Dragon.  It’s easy to keep posting at your same locations but I challenged everyone to start EHing new PAX and getting them to post in new locations.  Then I shamelessly plugged the launch of “The Deep” on 4/9/2016 to start F3 Lake Wylie! BE THERE…

Gears took the lead, and mosey we did…to our favorite Tega Cay hill.

Next, Heartbreak 1-2-3.

Partner up, we were going to perfect the 3 exercises Sasquatch showed us the proper technique for.

First partner runs the hill while 2nd partner does the following, then switch while adding to your partners count.

100 Merkins

200 Big boy sit-ups

300 Squats

After what seemed like an hour, the PAX elbow planked until the 6 finished.

Mosey up that darn hill one last time to a good amount of mumble chatter. 5 minutes left (somehow) so we finished with a few ab exercises circled up in the baseball field.

Gears led us on Flutter Kicks – Heels to Heaven – back to Flutter Kicks

Announcements: Mudrun 4/30, F3 Dads Saturdays for Middle School 2.0s, Children’s Attention Home today, Charlotte Leadership Forum Tuesday with Santini.

Prayers for Families, Bing, Royale (YHC), Stang and all those unspoken prayers we all have…

Gears lead us out, thank you!

Moleskin:

What a great day to be out with 27 #HIM! It truly is an honor to be asked and able to lead, when one year ago I would have laughed at the thought! These are the men I know as the veterans of F3 through my last year posting. Many of these men where there the first day I posted.  I have learned so much about how to be a better father, husband and leader with this group.  And now we have to pay it forward. I’ve started posting in York over the last month, helping those men learn about what F3 is and why it is so much more than a workout.  Last week they started weekday workouts, and already three of the new PAX in York are picking up the torch, running AOs and leading workouts in less than a month!  I’ve gotten to know the men from Rock Hill who have led this expansion and helped launch this group.  We’ve helped explain the mission, purpose and priniciples of F3 to these men…and after one COT Chappie said to myself and Apache, “Thank you to you veterans of F3 for bringing this to York.” Veterans? That’s not me…those are men from Alcatraz!  But I am proud to be able to share this thing we call F3.  Make sure to join me with new FNGs on 4/9/2016 at the Lake Wylie launch of The Deep!

 

TClap |
0

No one would do that many Burpees on their own

  • QIC: Howitzer and White Lightning
  • When: 03/05/15
  • Pax: Decibel, Bing, Omaha (2.0), Haushka, Fish Stix, Mr. Clean, Walker, Trucker, Smuggler, and Jiffy
  • Posted In: Alcatraz, The Fort

Let’s get right to it because even typing this workout up hurts – The virtual flag was planted, introductions made, thanks for joining us Walker, and the disclaimer was given by Howitzer, (should’ve paid closer attention), and the PAX were off.

Warm Up – A quick 10 – 15 count of SHH’s, Merkins, Cherry Pickers and other various exercises designed to get our blood flowing and muscles stretched before we encountered…

The Burpee Builder:  Accumulate at each cone until you reach 10

Cone 1:  Leg Kick

Cone 2:  Push Up

Cone 3:  Tuck Jumps

Cone 4:  Burpees

Run backwards to the start line.  Rinse and Repeat until you get reach 10 sets at each cone.  If Smugglers math is correct we did 55 burpees.  It does not look bad typing this in, but after the third set, Howitzer looked at YHC and said, “Maybe I should audible.”  It didn’t happen.

At the end of 10 Howitzer handed the reigns to YHC and as he bolted for his daughter’s volleyball game.

Circle Up:

Jack Webb’s cousin – 1 LBC – 4 crunches ratio accumulate to 10 – Do we have a name?

Mosey to retaining wall – 20 step ups OYO

Mosey to the bottom of the Hill – Indian Run up the Hill

Back to Retaining Wall – 20 Derkins

Circle up in the Field – Jack Webb – 1 merkin / 4 overhead claps accumulate to 10

Retaining Wall – 20 Dips

Bottom of the Hill – Indian Run past the fire station and back to the park.

Happy 5th Birthday F3!  I’m excited to see where the next 5 years takes us.

TClap |
0