Category: Cockpit

100-Yard Double Quarter Pounder

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WARMUP: SSH, Windmills and others
THE THANG:

  • First Quarter (25 Yards): Run to the 25-yard line, complete 25 merkins Nur to the goal line.
  • Second Quarter (50 Yards): Run to the 50-yard line, complete 50 squats, and Nur to the goal line.
  • Third Quarter (75 Yards): Rub to the opposite 25 yard line, complete 75 mountain climbers (R+L =1) and Nur to the goal line.
  • Fourth Quarter (100 Yards): Run to the opposite Goal line, complete 100 SSHs and Nur to the goal line.
  • Repeat: Rinse and repeat the entire sequence for a "Double Quarter Pounder".

4 Corner Finisher

  • Round 1:

Corner 1- 10 Merkins
Corner 2 – 10 Copperhead Squats
Corner 3 – 10 Merkins
Corner 4 – 10 Copperhead Squats

  • Round 2:

Corner 1- 10 CDDS.
Corner 2 – 10 Jump Squats
Corner 3 – 10 CDDs.
Corner 4 – 10 Jump Squats

MARY: A few exercises
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Were made
COT: We shared and Prayed

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School Tour

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Commentary courtesy of Dark Helmet:

12 men at The Pit Of Cocks received a generous helping of Italian Jobs.

The Thang:

  • Run 1/4 mile-ish then perform the following
  • 10 Burpees
  • 20 HR Merkins
  • 30 Lunges
  • 40 Mountain Climbers
  • 10 Burpees

Repeat until the hate leaves your heart or until 45 minutes has elapsed…

Moleskine:
The morning began with Liberty rescuing Goose’s hemorrhoid pillow from the parking lot (not sure when that got left there) and placing it lovingly by the flag. Also placed by the flag, was a fat deuce squeezed out like Satan’s toothpaste by 3D’s nutsniffer. Not to worry, like most good dog owners, 3D brought his little doo-doo produce bags and collected the offering to carry with him. I don’t have a dog, and one of the main reasons is that I currently live in a situation that would require me to bend down and collect the feces of a lesser beast. I'm on the top of the food chain. I will not collect feces. Besides, the mighty (though domesticated) canine deserves to leave his castoffs where they lay, so for me to take responsibility to care for such an animal would require me to live beyond the officious reach of an HOA and past the confines of a fence…

Changing subjects, Deep Dish remarked about the amount of sand in the CRHS parking lot and was contemplating how to take his kids there and convince them that it was Myrtle Beach, but with less cigarette butts.

COT: Pray for many men’s relatives, to shoulder our burdens, and to be smart enough not to go alone.

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The Dora Smoke Show

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Warm-Up:
SSH – 25 IC
Imperial Walkers – 15 IC
Moroccan NC – 15 IC
Windmills – 10 IC
Strawberry Pickers – 10 IC
Cheese Shredder

The Thang:
1. Dora: Partner up. One works, one runs to STOP sign and back. Switch.

Exercises:
50 Burpees
100 Leg Ups
150 Tricep Dips
200 Squats

MARY: She likes to show up when Dora is there
Flutter Kicks – 20 IC
American Hammers – 20 IC
Hello Dollies – 15 IC
Freddie Mercuries – 15 IC

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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What would you say you do here?

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WARMUP: yea, this is important

THE THANG:

  1. move the parking lot aisles. 1 burpee, run to the other end, 2 burpees, next aisle, 3 burpees, etc. up to 10
  2. mosey to the hill with the close light poles. 5 squats at the first, bear crawl to the second, 10 squats, bear crawl, etc. up to 30
  1. the last light pole was not illuminated….reminds me of a sad clown. A man who is present but the lights are off. So, of course we did reps there, because that guys needs them the most
  1. back down the hill with Carolina Dry Docks and crawl bear.
  2. mosey to the front of the school for a fake stop
  3. mosey to the back of the school for a short sprint
  4. mosey to the side of the school to climb the hill
  5. mosey back to COT with Dictator taking the lead

MARY: last 5 min and we rotated who led

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter

COT: There are lots of guys in our lives with their lights off. Just a shell of what they could be. You can see it at work, in your neighborhood, at church, your kid's school, the grocery store, in a restaurant, etc. They're cosplaying at being the men they were created to be. F3 isn't the only answer for them, but it's a pretty dang good one. Go EH!

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Island hops

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WARMUP: SSH, IW, HBW, , MNC, Windmill, cherry pickers

THE THANG: Mosey to parking lot in front of band field. Island hopping. 6 aisles. 1 exercise per aisle at every island the whole way down.
Aisle 1: 10 merkins – run (short aisle)
Aisle 2: 15 squats – shuffle L
Aisle 3: 20 plank jacks – shuffle R
Aisle 4: 25 calf raises – nur
Aisle 5: 10 jump squats – run (short aisle)
Aisle 6: 10 merkins – run (short aisle but 2x islands).

MARY: flutters, navy seal sit-ups , dying cockroaches, lbcs
ANNOUNCEMENTS: trash pickup, American heart walk challenge (contact Sasquatch)
COT: yes

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Soccer sprints

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WARMUP: Moroccan night clubs
Imperial walkers
Low slow squat
Plank
Worlds greatest stretch
Tempo merkins

THE THANG: mosey to soccer field
Exercise 1
Single leg RDL x10e
Reverse lunge x10e
Calf raises x20
90% length of football field and back
X4

Exercise 2
10 jump squats
5 broad jumps
10 Apollo Ohno’s
100yd sprint, 90%
X4

Partner up
Partner A: 200yd run
Partner B: 5 burpees, 10 merkins, 15 squats
X3-4

Mosey back to COT
MARY: feet to heaven and 6 inches
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel
COT:

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Cinder blocks and street lights

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WARMUP:
-Moroccan nightclub
-imperial walkers
-cherry pickers
-side straddle hop
THE THANG:
-at each light do squats, side straddle hop, merkins and LBCs- reps 2,4,6,8,10,12
-with cinder blocks -> 100 sit-ups with press, swings, squats
-at each light squats, side straddle hop, merkins, and LBCs – reps 3,6,9,12,15
-30 overhead claps, 50 LBCs, 30 side straddle hop
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
-Bethel Men’s Shelter
-Stuff the bus
COT:

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Sherlock welcome ho(l)me(s)

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WARMUP:
SSH / Windmills / Low Slow Squats
THE THANG: island hopping in the parking lot. MOT been islands is lunge walk and then broad jump and repeat
15 merkins
15 squats
30 second plank
15 dips
15 merkins
15 LBC’s
15 CDD
15 big boys
15 merkins
Repeat from the start

MARY: yes ma’am
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter and state of the Union
COT:

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Getting swole at the Cockpit

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WARMUP: Side Straddle Hops, Cherry Pickers, Imperial Walkers, various stretching
THE THANG: Thang 1: Champaign run to the middle school. Patterned up. Partner 1 did AMRAP exercises in the school parking lot while partner 2 ran suicides. Total of three rounds with exercises of burpees, big boys, and bobby Hurley.

Thang 2: Champaign run to cindy blocks. Partner 1 did AMRAP exercises while partner 2 farmer carried to maintenance area and back. Total of three rounds of curls, squats, and BOR.
MARY: Held plank for a few seconds until 6:00. Recover. Recover.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: IYKYK. Hominy on Q at Coaches Box tomorrow. Read newsletter.
COT: Prayers and praise were shared.

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