Men In Tights

Texted Barkley last week and told him to put me in for Q sometime at Coliseum. He responded and said I need someone for next week. I gladly accepted before looking at that weeks weather forecast. Rookie mistake but we ain’t no sissies.

On drive in truck thermometer said 15 degrees. Perfect workout weather. Even had to go purchase a pair of leggings from Spank.

Warmup:

15 Hill Billy Walkers

15 Imperial Walkers

15 Windmills

20 Moroccan Nightclubs

Workout:

Moseyed to bottom of hill coming into school and exercises where layed out. 5 hand release merkins at bottom then run to top of hill towards school and do 5 Scorpion Dry Docks. Run back to bottom and a different exercise going the other direction which was 5 Monkey Humpers. Mosey to entrance of Tega Cay Coffee up hill and do 5 Big Boy Sit Ups. Repeat this sequence and every time you pass in the bottom the reps go up 5. We made it to 20 before I called it for some mobility and stretching.
Moseyed back towards COT and had pax get on 6 and we did some hip mobility work and some stretching for the last 10 minutes.

Thanks for the Q Barkley. Hope I Did Well.

Love, Stang

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Under cover

WARMUP: SSH, windmills, imperial walkers
THE THANG: 4 stations, 3 exercises each, 15 count first round. Leave kettle bell at end, run to start and 5 merkins at each station on the way back. Back through the stations, with kettle bell, 10 count on the exercises. Leave kettle bell at end, run to end, 5 merkins at each station on the way back.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: dam to dam
COT: prayer or praise from everyone

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Coliseum- 12/17/2024

WARMUP: ssh,cherry pickers, windmills, shoulder taps, mountain climbers
THE THANG: poles. 1st pole 1 merkin 2nd pole 2 merkins up to 10. On way back 1 burpee 2 burpee etc…
Mosey to tables 10 reps of slow squats, step up with knee raise, alternating lunges, incline merkin, merkin, decline merkin, mountain climbers, maktarjai, 1 min plank 2 sets
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: prayers/ praise around the circle…
COT:

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Degenerates Only

WARMUP: Imperial walker, hillbilly walker, high knees, low slow squats

THE THANG: tel:100-200-300
Big Boys, Incline merkins, Squats
Bear crawl to next bench, 10 step ups, bear crawl back, after 50 reps

MARY: ab burnout

ANNOUNCEMENTS: read your newsletter

COT: had to cut prayer short because of the rain and <@USBP08L1G> didn’t want to get wet

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RunNur!!

WARMUP: Normal warmup
THE THANG:
RunNur (1 Run + 1 Nur per round):

Core
Run lap: 15 Flutter Kicks
Nur lap: 15 Freddie Mercurys
Upper Body
Run lap: 15 Merkins (regular pushups)
Nur lap: 10 Diamond Merkins
Legs
Run lap: 15 Monkey Humpers
Nur lap: 15 Squats
Cardio Burst
Run lap: 10 Burpees
Nur lap: 10 Star Jumps
Combo
Run lap: 15 Under-the-Fence Pushups
Nur lap: 15 Mountain Climbers

REPEAT (Backwards and up the board)

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dam-to-Dam Sandbar & Bethel

COT: Things were said and prayers were given.

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A runner leads a bootcamp?

WARMUP: SSH IW, Cherry Picker, Down Dog, Honeymoon, Merkins, Some light Broga stretch, Mtn Climbers, Sumo Squats.
THE THANG: Mosey to the back entrance. At light pole 1 30 second plank- run to light pole 2, 1 Burpee. Back to light pole 1 30 sec. Plank, run to light pole 3- 2 Burpees. All the way up the hill and back down. Got to 6 Burpees. Slow mosey back to COT.
A little Mary and finished off with a 30 second Body Destroyer!!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Christmas party, D2D Bar
COT: prayers needed for family illness and parenting struggles! Praise for the men who came out!

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Halls of Pain

It was a rainy Tuesday morn and The Pax were fired up to get out of the elements, so we headed over to The Hall of Pain.
Quick warmup with some Australians and a few other warming techniques and we were off.
Thang:
200 Merkins
300 squats
400 LBCs
Partner 2 ran the halls.

Ended with some bench work and back to COT for announcements and prayers.

Get out and vote.

-JWow

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