The Sweaty Loop

WARMUP: Moroccan night clubs, SSH, imperial walkers, broga
THE THANG: running a half mile loop (of so) with 5 reps at a few pain station: merkins, big boys, squats, dips, lunge walks, and burpees. Each lap added 5 more reps. For the last lap, we maxed out our personal reps while maintaining good form.
MARY: cool down while walking a few laps and stretching out some tight joints
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel, blood drive, stuff the bus, lawn care (check slack)
COT: grateful for each other to push each other to become better

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Shipwrecked

11 @ Colosseum this morning. Some early risers got in a couple miles before the workout. I found out that my planned workout was very similar to Monday’s Honey Badger workout – sorry

We began with some dynamic stretching: Toy Soldiers, butt kickers, high knees, and open gates. Next, we moseyed to the drop off loop.
I explained this workout was similar to riding a boat in rough weather, your legs will be sore and it will be difficult to walk.
Workout: Two laps around the car loop. Four cones with a different mode of transportation to each.
1. Burpees Broad Jumps
2. Lunge Walk
3. Bear Crawl
4. Run to Shovel Flag and back

Extra credit: 20 SSHs, 15 Squats, 10 LBCs, and 5 merkins at each light post.

Great job this morning!

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Enter a workout title…

WARMUP: ssh, Peter Parker’s, shoulder taps, Parker Peter, monkey humpers, 5 burpees, ran to the picnic tables for dips and derkins
THE THANG: on the dam rd. Entrance, ran up the hill and did an exercise at each street light – 10 merkins, count increased by 2 at each light, ran back to start; then 10 squats, count increased by 5 at each light; then 10 lbcs, count increased by 10 at each light, then 10 mike tysons, increments of 2, monkey humpers, increments of 5, American hammers, increments of 10
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 1776, csaups
COT: yup

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12 Days of Christmas… In July… In June…

WARMUP: Did some SSH, Windmills, Moroccan Nightclubs, Imperial Walkers and Hillbilly Walkers
THE THANG: 12 days of Christmas style with a lap around the pickup loop. Got in a little over 2 miles total distance
1- Kraken Burpees
2- Jump Squats
3- Merkins (4 count)
4- LBC (4 count)
5- Burpees
6- Low Slow Squat
7- Shoulder Taps
8- V Ups
9- Dry Docks
10- Flutter
11- Superman’s
12- Jump Lunges

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lots of CSAUPs coming up

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Colosseum 6-18-24

Warmup:
SSH
Imperial Walkers
hillbilly Walkers
Tappy Taps
Planks

Workout:
Light Jog
Wall sits while a PAX does an inchworm to curb and back
At the track, do exercise then run a lap
– 12 o clock – 50 squats
– 3 o clock – 50 merkins
– 6 o clock – 50 dips
– 9 o clock – 50 mountain climbers
The Grinder at the entrance to GHMS
– Partner Up: Partner 1 do a bear crawl up to the next light
– Partner 2: run to the next light and come back to get your partner and run back to the light
– Switch – Partner 2 does Bear crawl, Partner 1 runs
– When Partner 1 starts again, do Crab Walk. Switch back to Bear Crawl at next cycle.
COT

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Turd Burglar

WARMUP: Windmill, IW, HW, MNC
THE THANG:
4 quarter-mile laps around the parking lot for a total of 1 mile. Stopped every quarter of a lap and did 10 reps of one exercise Burpees, Squats, Merkins, Big Boys x 4 for a total of 40 of each throughout the mile.

Partner Dora
Timer: One pax runs ~ 300 yards while the other pax does reps of an exercise.

50 – Step Up Burpees
100 – Squats
100 – Merkins
100 – SSH
100 – Plank Jacks
100 – LBCs
100 – Derkins
MARY: Flutter Kicks , Freddie Mercury,
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Batman said read your Newsletter
COT: Closed us out in prayer.

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Light pole Ladder

WARMUP:
– 10 Moroccan nightclubs
– 10 cherry pickers
– 10 windmills
– 20 imperial walkers
– 20 hillbilly walkers
Mosey down road
– stop at curb and do 15 merkins hands on curb in cadence
– Mosey to wall
– Stop at next curb 15 calf raises in cadence
– Wall sit 20 count

THE THANG:
Mosey to the top of the hill with light poles
Ladder workout
– run forward to first light pole and do one burpee, then run back to start and complete exercise
– Run forward to second light and do 2 burpees, then run back to start and complete exercise
– Repeat for 10 light poles
Exercises per pole:
– 10 archer merkins
– 20 bomb jacks
– 30 wide arm merkins
– 40 squats
– 50 chair crunches
– 40 diamond merkins
– 30 leg raises
– 20 Carolina dry docks
– 10 American hammers – cadence count

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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“Rain or Shine: Conquer the Workout Grind!”

Pulled up and it was raining, but that didn’t deter the PAX from posting!

Warm-up:
– Chain Breakers
– Imperial Walkers
– Windmills

Mosey: Under the breezeway to keep the PAX nice and dry.

The Thing:

1st Round:
1. 10 Dips
2. 10 Irkens (Incline Merkins)
3. 10 Derkins (Decline Merkins)
– Mosey to the breezeway: 5 Kraken Burpees at the cone.
– Mosey to the farthest cone to the right:
– 10 Mike Tysons
– 20 Big Boys
– 10 Squats on your tiptoes
– On the way back: 5 Kraken Burpees at the middle cone.

2nd Round:
1. Bulgarian Squats (10 each leg)
2. 3 Body Builders (Burpee with a plank jack)
3. 10 Fox Holes (WW2 sit-ups, straight leg roll over, and do a Merkin)
– Mosey to the breezeway: 5 Kraken Burpees at the cone.
– Mosey straight to the middle cone:
– Bear crawl to the cone on the track and back.
– 15 Narrow Squats (feet together)
– 20 Dying Cockroaches
– On the way back: 5 Kraken Burpees at the middle cone.

3rd Round:
1. 10 Dips at the bench
2. 10 Irkens (Incline Merkins)
3. 10 Derkins (Decline Merkins)
– Mosey to the breezeway: 5 Kraken Burpees at the cone.
– Mosey to the cone to the left:
– Run to the dock: 5 Muscle Ups (knee destroyer)
– 15 Carolina Dry Docks
– 10 Lt. Dan’s
– On the way back: 5 Kraken Burpees at the middle cone.

Made these pax get out and get on there six in the parking lot to get wet we did LBC’s and Superman to pull the ripcord. So much for staying dry.

4th Round:
1. Bulgarian Squats (10 each leg)
2. 3 Body Builders (Burpee with a plank jack)
3. 10 Fox Holes (WW2 sit-ups, straight leg roll over, and do a Merkin)
– Mosey to the breezeway: 5 Kraken Burpees at the cone.
– Mosey to the farthest cone to the right:
– 10 Mike Tysons
– 20 Big Boys
– 10 Squats on your tiptoes

Time was up, so we ran back to COT.

Announcements, Prayers, and Praises:

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Say it your birthday ?

WARMUP: Did hand full of exercises and then moseyed
Hit the benches and did some dips, step ups, other stuff
Did some shuffling, karaoke and jogging
THE THANG:
Down on football field
10 exercises
Crawl bear 10 yards do 10 reps of exercise
Rinse and Repeat every 10 yard to 40yd line
Move to next exercise and do the same
It was awful and crowd pleasing
MARY: wrap up fin 3 exercises in COT
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read Newsletter and say Happy Birthday Barkley
COT: thank you for the opportunity to provide some suck in your life
Good Afternoon Sir!

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Partner Work

WARMUP: run
THE THANG: multiple Dora’s included dips, step ups, irkins, derkins, CDDs, squats, whole running the track
MARY: yes, lots of core work
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yaeger is going to change dates, bethel men’s shelter this Thursday, rock fort convergence Saturday
COT: prayers up

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