I thought this was a Kettle Bell workout?

  • QIC: CSPAN
  • When: 02/26/2016
  • Pax: Cake Boss, Mr Clean, & Longshanks
  • Posted In: The Hive

Perfect morning clear and 34 degrees

4 strong men assembled

Moved cars and men to JROTC area

Disclaimer

Warmup all in cadence x 10 reps (SSH, IW, WM, IW, Merkins, and MC)

Conducted a test run of “Maltz Challenge”

Results = exhausting

ABS to get us to 0600

COT

Prayer & Praise

BOM

Read your newsletter ladies

NMM

Yes, I know this is supposed to be a kettlebell workout, yes we never really used the kettlebells, and yes you missed a good workout…we will do it again 3/11/16 at #Varsity

Quality #chatter and 2ndF today, these men understand why we do F3

Be a better man today than you were yesterday,

AYE!

CSPAN

 

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Tabata breakdown of muscle groups

  • QIC: Backdraft
  • When: 02/19/16
  • Pax: Airborne, Geronimo, Backdraft
  • Posted In: The Fort, The Hive

only 3 brave souls showed up for a backdraft led Q of kettlebells. Might need to work on my twitter headlocks better or maybe most were just plain scared. Some may have laid low to get rest before some challenge tomorrow called the Yeti. Others may have gone to see an old friend that was in town and Qing down the road. Welcome home Tatanka. Heres the details to the suck.

Disclaimer

Mosey around parking lot

Circle up for 20 SSHs, 20 IWs, 20 Windmills, 20 Mtn Climbers,

Line up for dynamic stretching from light pole to light pole high knees, karaoke facing school, butt kickers, karaoke facing football field.

Circle up and let the clock on Tabata begin.

  1. KB one handed swings (switch from arm to arm at each rest period) followed by 10 merkins in cadence.
  2. Figure 8s , followed by 8 merkins in cadence
  3. Goblet Squats followed by 10 merkins in cadence
  4. One handed shoulder presses ( switch from arm to arm during rest periods) followed by 10 merkins
  5. Arm curls (switch from arm to arm during rest periods) followed by 10 merkins.

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Prayers to Howlitzer wife.

 

 

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Be AFRAID! at the HIVE

  • QIC: Geronimo
  • When: 02/12/16
  • Pax: Geronimo, Granite, Longshanks, Tesh
  • Posted In: The Hive

So, the PAX probably thought, hmm, Longshanks isn’t on Q, so should be OK to post at the Hive. Oh, no, no no silly PAX. Geronimo has been spending HOURS and HOURS scouring Youtube for the most sadistic KB exercises that are humanly possible. Of course not all are featured every week, but there are always selections mixed in to keep things truly interesting.

Warm Up

It was a bit chilly out. Yep, even I had pants on. Start with a lap around the lot followed by many small laps up the steps by the tennis courts. Not too many PAX so plenty of room for making loops up the steps and down the hill. Repeat until I’m warmed up, and/or Longshanks kindly reminds us that it IS a kettlebell workout. Hmmm…

Circle up for a bit o’ what my ol’ dad called “limberin’ up”

SSH x 20
IW x 15
Windmills x 15
MC x 20
Merkins x 10

The Thang

“I may not be a smart man, but I CAN count to 4.”
Geronimo!

All exercises will be done in groups of 3 with repetitions in multiples of 4. Easy for my frozen, blood starved brain to comprehend. Follow each group completed with a lap around the lot. Like a song only the chorus is a lap and the groans are the verses.
Grab your favorite bell and circle up by the light pole.

Set 1
Good mornings  4x8x12
Clean & Press    4x8x12
LBC                 12x24x36
Lap
Set 2
Standing chest press   4x8x12        12 of these = sore pecs 3 days later
Bent over row              4x8x12
Russian twist KB          8x16x24
Lap
Set 3
KB swings              4x8x12
Tri extensions        4x8x12
Side bends            4x8x12
Lap
Set 4
Prone Fly            4x8x12
Chest Press        4x8x12
Pull Overs           4x8x12
Lap called off on account of time
Set 5
Squat & High Pull    4×8
Rev Lunge Press    4×8       These ones are Pure Awesome!
Figure 8                  4×8

Run back for COT

NMM

A lot of hard work out there on a chilly morn. Not so much that there wasn’t a bit of chattin’ even when we were throwing the iron around. Granite’s only been at this for about a week now and he was looking pretty good. I appreciate those that show up on days like Friday. I took the time to plan something out that seemed like it would be a challenge, and some highly motivated men took me up on my challenge. It doesn’t take a Longshanks to lead a tough workout, and it doesn’t take a Longshanks to perform well during a tough workout. I never lead a workout with the thought that “If I don’t make it hard, then some tough guy out there will think I’m a sissy-girl”. My hope is that if I make it sufficiently difficult and offer motivation while we go, then everyone can walk away thinking “I got something out of that”, yep, even Longshanks. Well maybe that, and a bit of “BE AFRAID if you see that Geronimo has the Q!”.

Thanks Longshanks for letting me fill in, and thanks to those guys that gut it out in the freezing gloom with me.

Geronimo!

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Taming the Dragon in York – Recon

The re-con operation of York Comprehensive High School was a success. So much so we have upped our hard launch date of F3 York to February 6th 2016 0700. Be there with your #EH’ed #TurkeyPunched #sadclowns!! However on this day 19 PAX including 1 FNG showed up to break ground on #F3York.

THE THANG:

The YCHS campus has so much potential for pain stations we barely scratched the surface. After a standard warm up we moseyed over to the YCHS Navy JROTC obstacle course where there was so many options YHC couldn’t think of what to start with first.  There is a dip bar where we did a variation of real bar dips, then CSPAN suggested we do a dip race which for those of us who still suffer from gravity issues was a real humdinger.

While half the group dipped the other half did a set of merkins and sqats at what I’m going to call the poles of pain.

The cargo net was a challenge of balance for all. There was a lot of mumble chatter about making sure everyone had good dental plans.

Next Bear Crawls under another station made of black culvert pipes. We all enjoyed watching Burgundy do his best Luke Kuechly impersonation, for one hopping over the waist high hurdles.

After a short mosey YHC handed off to Apache to take the reigns for a moment and it wasn’t very long before he found a painful Jacobs Ladder hill.  At the bottom Merkins at the top Burpees 5 to 1.

After a short mosey our man Pusher saw potential in a walk way with walls so BTTW & People’s Chair killed for a few rounds.

Mosey back to the COT for Menthol’s calf killing 200 SSH

For the last minute, Turbine threw in a half a parking lot of low country crab crawls for good measure.

All in all this, AO has huge potential for Turkey Punching the men of Western York County. Also now with Royal Site Qing Lake Wylie soon, this will be just like Operation Anaconda (Little Civil War Reference if you get it) squeezing the men of York County into taking the red pill towards becoming #HIM.

Afterwards and until further notice #coffeeteria will be held at Sandy’z (formerly Pope’s at the White House) across from the Moss Justice Center.  During this coffeeteria a #F3York board meeting was held and the vote was unanimous that this AO will be named #TheDragon for the historical reference that the York High School mascot years ago use to be the Green Dragons. We though Cougar would be more fitting for a FiA name. (Oops I said that out loud).

Check the Q List – Apache and I have already threw many of you to the Dragon. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mfnvJ9faf5NVFU9afWW4IDWBxJglS-4YFzZx39RGa4M/edit#gid=1726409880

Lets do this!

-Popeye OUT!

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KB top 10!

  • QIC: Seacrest
  • When: 01/29/16
  • Pax: Ginsu, Vector Victor, Longshanks, Peabody
  • Posted In: The Hive

Longshanks sent out a tweet Thursday night that this would be a Seacrest Top 10 workout.  YHC had other plans, so a quick audible was needed.  After a little EC with Ginsu, the cars started rolling in.  Only 5 of course, no more, no less at The Hive!

COP:

After a couple warm up laps…

WM x 10

SSH x 30

GM x 10

Mountain Climbers x 15

Plank Jacks x 15

The Thang:

Perform the Top 10 exercises below (10 of each), bear crawl around the 4 cones, sprint to the light post, jog back.

Swings, Squats, Curls, OH Press, Cleans, Rows, Lunges, Merkins, Leg Raises, Sit-Ups.

Moleskin:

It was really quiet out there this morning, not much on the chatter.  YHC had to add some life to the party with a little Pandora.  Black Betty, Journey, great stuff!  Good convo on who was around in the 70s.

Good to see Vector Victor join us this morning.  See you again at The Hive!

Ginsu had a battery issue with his car, after Peabody locked his keys in the trunk, we proceeded to learn (some of us) how to jump a car.  Ginsu knows exactly where to hook the black cable after a lesson from YHC and Peabody.  Got kinda crazy out there…After a lot of Google and hard work, we were off.

Thanks for the opportunity to Q, Longshanks.  Honored.

Until next time…

Seacrest, Out!

 

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PRE-BLAST: Uptown Lunch Gonna Funk You Up…

Oh me, oh my…
The revival begins on Feb. 5 at 1130, and will continue on the First Friday of EVERY month going forward. PUT IT IN YOUR CALENDAR.
Location: Jason’s Deli in the Epicenter Uptown.

The 2nd F Uptown lunch had sputtered and maybe even stalled, but just like two good F3 men who don’t know when to quit (yes sir, may I have another?) Italian Job and YHC decided it was time to get serious and make it a thing again. (Because somewhere in my brain-damaged mind, seeing you fools in the Gloom isn’t enough…)

BUT! You say, can’t we go somewhere else? Jason’s Deli isn’t my favorite… Answer: It’s a free country. Do what you want. But WE will be here. Trust me, we wracked our brains to figure out the best spot based on seating capacity, price range, proximity, etc. This is the spot. The VSF is planted and this is the plan until further notice.
I mean, I get it. Jason’s isn’t exactly gourmet. Might not even be all that #FuelChallenge friendly, but kind of like First F stuff, if you came for the food only, you may be missing the point. So, spread the word to all your favorite Uptown-working PAX, tell it in the COTs, tweet it, etc., and get over there for some high-quality 2nd F.

Again, the details are above. To reiterate, Jason’s Deli in the Epicenter. The First Friday of every month. At 1130.

Questions? Concerns? Please feel free to bug Italian Job with that crap.

Otherwise, see you there. It’s Friday morning and we’re in the spot… Don’t believe me? Just watch…

Helmet, out.

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School may be closed, but the Hive isn’t!!

  • QIC: Longshanks
  • Pax: Dawg Pound, Geronimo, MP, Longshanks
  • Posted In: The Hive

Despite the snow/sleet/frozen rain, 4 PAX ignored Cantore and posted anyways.  2 were a little late for the abbreviated workout, but still managed to get in some work while they were there. (shortened due to 3rd F convergence).  Disclaimer was given and off we went.

THE THANG

Mosey with bell over the concrete pad by the gymnasium.  Warmup of 20 x SSH, 20 IW, 10 Windmills, and 20 more SSH (all IC).  Geronimo and MP joined us after the warmup

5 rounds of 20 of the following 5 exercises: Kettlebell swings, triceps extension, clean and press (10 each side), upright row, biceps curl.

Then 20 kettlebell squats, 20 SSH, 20 Morracan Night clubs.  Followed by 15 kettlebell squats, 15 SSH and 15 Morracan night clubs.  Mosey back to the vehicles for COT.

Annoucnements – Third F convergence after workout at Eternal, Saturday Convergence with Padre postponed

Prayers/Praise – Prayers for Dawg Pounds M.  Prayers for PAX with things going on in family.  Praise for the guys that post even when the weather isn’t the best.

Moleskin

Woke up this morning and the M was like why are you going to workout in this weather.  Told her I had to lead.  She was like cant you just cancel. I could, but I know there are guys counting on me to be there and I knew wasn’t that bad out yet to not go.  Was pleased when I arrived and Dawg Pound was already there.  Several months ago we had the same situation.  Just Dawg Pound and i working out.  Was great that Geronimo and MP showed up and joined us.  All 3 guys are HIM’s and Tclaps for keeping me accountable this morning to come lead them.  If not for having to lead them i would’ve stayed in bed this morning.  Hope to see you guys in the morning at WEP.

 

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PRE-BLAST: The Gloom is Coming to York, SC

Back at the 5-year anniversary Ultra-Convergence in Charlotte, something Dredd said at the end stuck with me. I’m paraphrasing this quote but it’s fairly close: “Some guy out there needs this. Some guy out there is wondering what the heck his life is all about. Some guy out there is being a lousy Dad. Some guy out there is being a lousy Husband. Some guy is out there is getting ready to get fired. YOU may be the only guy out there to help him.”

For months I’ve tried #EHing Deputies and other folks I work with to come to F3. Each time I swing for the Turkey Punch, they would ask, “When would #F3 come to York?”  No matter how hard I would Turkey Punch them to try out The Fort, The Patriot or any other AO, the excuse was, no one (right now) has the desire to wake up at 0 dark 30 to drive 20+ minutes to Rock Hill or Fort Mill to work out. Each time we’d end the conversation, I would answer “I didn’t know when F3 is coming to York, but we were thinking about it.”

Well it’s time to stop thinking! It’s time to pull the pin and throw the F3 grenade to York, SC.

At first, I didn’t think I should be the guy who lives in Catawba 30+ minutes away, to be the one to take the leap in being the site Q for a new AO in York. I work in York, so that was a lame excuse.  So after Dredd’s quote kept repeating in my head, a lot prayer and getting constantly #TurkeyPunched by Apache, I feel the call that now is the time to bring F3 to Western York County.

We can’t be selfish with this F3 thing.  From my perspective the first F is a by product of my favorite part, the second F.  Which has helped me be stronger in my third F.  I love this brotherhood. Many of you have become more than just work out buddies. You’ve become brothers to me, which I learned so well over the Christmas holidays.

So let’s do this!

RECON THANG:

We are planning a few recon workouts before we launch this thing full throttle.  The first is set for January 30th 2016 0700 to 0800 at York Comprehensive High School (275 Alexander Love Hwy. York SC). The folks in York call it York University, because from the road, the facility doesn’t look like a high school at all.  Apache and YHC are going to Q round one before we plant a shovel flag in York.

YCHS has most everything a F3 AO needs to bring the pain. Parking Lots, Hills, walls, an ROTC obstacle course, 1.75+/- perimeter for running. Plenty of options for a Q.

So now your job is to #EH guys you know who live in York, Clover and points between, to swallow the #redpill, and start this process of becoming a High Impact Man.

Popeye OUT!

 

 

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Back to Basics at The Hive

  • QIC: Dark Helmet
  • When: 01/15/16
  • Pax: Dawg Pound, Howitzer, Ginsu, Peabody, Shelby, Longshanks, Dark Helmet (YHC)
  • Posted In: The Fort, The Hive

At the beginning of a year, it’s always good to get back to the basics… and basically, it was COLD. But what do we do when it’s cold? Complain a little more, maybe, but we POST. It’s a thing men do. If you need help with it, ask any of the 6 men that were there on Friday.

(Before I jump in here, it should be noted that I had no weinke, no solid pre-plan for what was to happen in this workout. Why does that matter? I tell you in a minute.)

The Thang:
Warmed up with a lap around the lot and a little dynamic stretching as we went: knee pull to chest, windmill walkers, toy soldiers, then circled up for a little more.
SSH, Windmills, Mountain Climbers, Moroccan Night Clubs, etc. after we had a quick discussion of the legend of Vince Lombardi’s “Gentlemen, this is a football” speech. In case you aren’t familiar, the legend is that Lombardi, after a particularly awful loss, pulled the whole team in to the locker room and re-introduced them to a football. “Gentlemen, this is a football…” Then the story goes that he walked them around the field pointing out yard markers, end zones, etc. to these men who clearly had played football all of their lives. We then talked a little about the “Basics of F3”, those essential elements that must be performed at every workout. Can’t overstate the importance of certain basics in our lives that, if performed well and consistently, will make all the difference in our ability to fulfill our purpose here. So we talked before each of these exercises about more proper form for each, then performed them as correctly as we could:
KB Swings
Clean and Press
Overhead Press
Triceps Extensions
Bicep Curls
Upright Rows
Bent-Over Rows
Finished up with another lap around the lot and some Mary.

NMM:
It was pointed out that one of the things that is greatly lacking in The Fort is the consistency with which Backblasts are posted. In fact, it was suggested that perhaps “writing a backblast” ought to perhaps be the 6th essential element of an F3 workout. We all have heard, “if you didn’t write it, it didn’t happen”. Clearly, this isn’t true, but it makes a point. WHY ON EARTH DO WE SPEND TIME WRITING BACKBLASTS??? Let me tell you some of my favorite excuses for not doing them:
1. No time. – This is obviously bull. This is just what I tell myself so I can put it off.
2. No planning. – Often, when I don’t plan my workout well in advance (like this one) I don’t remember afterward what all we did, and so I feel dumb writing a BB.
3. I’m not a good writer. – Also, bull. Just because I am not Dredd, or Tom Clancy or something, doesn’t mean I can’t write a passable Backblast.
4. No one reads them anyway. – I know this one is not true, given the amount of crap I catch for not writing them.

So why do we write them in the first place?
1. Document the actual workout itself. – It’s good to have it written down. I get lots of terrible ideas from other guys who have written their ideas down.
2. Builds community. – Amongst the PAX who posted there that day, amongst PAX who posted elsewhere, but maybe most importantly amongst PAX who didn’t post for whatever reason. A guy who is out hurt can check in on twitter and read a BB and feel part of the gang again in no time.
3. Accountability. – If you know you are going to have to write about it later, it’s incumbent on you to show up, do what you said you were going to do, and make it worthy of writing about. Plus, it lets the other PAX know that you give a crap and that you take this whole thing seriously. I get it. We’re volunteering. We aren’t getting paid to lead, we aren’t getting paid to write. But if something is worth doing, it’s worth doing all the way.

So, write the damn backblasts. It’s the last part of your duty as a Q. And Site Qs? Make sure your Qs are writing them and hassle them if they don’t. None of us are going to get any better by acting in a mediocre fashion, or by letting our brothers do so.

Helmet, out.

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Sun’s Out Gun’s out with Howitzer on Q

3 at the Hive for a beatdown lead by Howitzer.  I wasn’t there but I’m sure he gave a disclaimer and got down to it.
The Thang,
 warm up lap around the parking lot,  we had to do at least 155 Merkins for the 155MM Howitzer
SIDE STRADDLE HOP   25                                          
IMPERIAL WALKER
WINDMILL
MERKIN
Mt. CLIMBER
SQUAT
CAROLINA DRY DOCKS
MOROCCAN NIGH CLUB
SEAL JACK
PETER PARKER
PLANK, RIGHT, LEFT, MIDDLE  & 6”
 
Kettle bell
SINGLE ARM CURL/ KICK BACK/ BACKWARD/SPRINT/ MERKIN 25 
CONSENTRATION CURL/ OVER HEAD EXTENSION / HIGH KNEE/ BUTT KICKER/ WIDE MERKIN 25
7-7-7 / DIPS 25 / BEAR CRAWL/SPRINT/DIAMOND MERKIN 25
HAMMER CURL/ LYING TRI EXTENSION / POWER SKIP/ MILTARY MERKIN 25
NEGITIVE CURLS 10 COUNT/ 2 HAND EXTENSION / HOP RIGHT FOOT/HOP LEFT FOOT/DERKIN 25
WRIST CURLS 20 x 20 BURPEE BROAD JUMP / 3 PUSH UP BURPEE 10
 
LBC 50 / DIAMOND MERKIN 25/ SHUFFLE
FLUTTER KICK 25/HELLO DOLLY 25 / WALKING LUNGE
SQUAT 50 /  MERKIN 25 / SPRINT
Moleskin – Somebody get Howitzer some privileges on this site as I know he has plenty to say that would inspire us.  Thanks for your leadership out there today.
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