Cubbie Testimonial

1/9/24 – the Ranch Bootcamp
PAX
Soup to Nuts
HalfShell
Rainmaker
JWOW
Birdcage
Sugarbug
Kielbasa
Grout
Kermit
Harry Carey
Masterpiece
Mark Nestel Change Order
Cubbie

Warmup
SSH
Cherry Picker
Windmill
Peter Parker
Parker Peter
Planks and Yoga

The Thang:
Playground – 15 reps x 2
Pull-ups
Dips
V-ups

Progressive ladder, 15 reps run 1 lap
1. Merkins
2. Bobby Shirley’s
3. LBC
4. Burpees
5. Lunges
6. I had more planned but we ran short on time

Mary
– Rosalina’s
– Box Cutters
– Leg lifts

During that time I shared my testimonial. You are not the worst thing that has happened in your life.
God is great.

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8 for 8-block

The Sad Clown’s New Year Resolution Ritual:

Picture the sad clown: slumped in his favorite worn-out recliner, late-night infomercials flickering in the dark, fueled by stale chips and good intentions. At the stroke of midnight, he scribbles a vague and wildly ambitious resolution on a sticky note: “Lose weight,” “Get rich,” or “Be happier.” With all the enthusiasm of a man trying to change a flat tire in the rain, he sets out to conquer the world…for about a week. By the third day, he’s “rewarding” himself for doing half a workout with an entire pizza. By mid-January, the gym membership becomes a donation. And by February, he’s back in the recliner, lamenting that “next year will be different.”

The sad clown chases vague goals and quick fixes, relying on fleeting motivation and convenience, only to end up in the same place: stuck, tired, and discouraged.

The F3 HIM’s Accelerated Year with the 8-Block:

Contrast this with the High Impact Man (HIM) of F3. As the calendar turns, he doesn’t dabble in resolutions; he strategically plans his life with the 8-Block, a proven tool for intentional living. He starts by defining the key areas of his life on the front page of his 8-block: concentrica, fitness, fellowship, and faith—core pillars of acceleration.

In his first quadrant, he documents his concentrica – clearly prioritizing his M at the center, with subsequent focus areas of 2.0s, Shield Lock, Blades, and lastly Mammon.

The 2nd block dives into his faith (3F)—his ultimate purpose and drive. Whether through daily quiet time, regular service projects, or leading others in the Circle of Trust, he intentionally prioritizes spiritual growth and giving.

The 3rd block focuses on his 2nd F relationships, planning which other men in his life that he will focus on for the year. These members of his family, shield-lock, or community will be intentionally connected with in order to deepen bonds and strengthen relationships.

The fourth block addresses his 1st F – where he sets clear, measurable goals for his physical fitness, challenging himself with races, rucks, or personal records. No vague “get in shape” nonsense here—he’s training for something. The physical fitness and diet related commitments, habits, and time management required to live like a HIM. He identifies the number of posts he will attend, the CSUAPS he will participate in, the mileage goals, the weight lose amounts and generally the routines and resources to keep the machine running efficiently, rejecting the chaos that derails the sad clown.

On the back page he delves into a deeper more challenging set of goals and reflections which will only be shared with his closest confidantes.

The 1st quadrant of the back page is allocated to identifying the Jester – a HIMs kryptonite that is holding back maximal acceleration. Identification of this is no trivial task and often requires deep reflection and conversation with those closest to you. You will need to be ready for hard truths and honesty – this will likely be your most challenging quadrant to accurately address.

Next comes the personal development quadrant – which books, podcasts, training sessions will you commit to this year? Don’t continue to wait – focus on areas you need improvement and accelerate.

3rd quadrant of back page is for committing to Date nights. You probably outkicked your coverage when finding your M – don’t let the fire fade, plan and follow through with consistently dating your M. Also commit to dedicated dates with your 2.0s – show them how a true HIM treats others.

The final quadrant of the 8-block is for identifying those for whom you will seek mentorship. Ask – Listen – Remember. Seek out experts and then make plans to effectively utilize them for bettering your understanding. Be ready to pay this forward once you become the expert.

By dividing his year into actionable, prioritized segments, the HIM sets a course for sustained acceleration. And when life throws curveballs—as it inevitably does—he doesn’t crumble. The 8-Block helps him adjust course, stay accountable, and keep moving forward with purpose.

The Result?

While the sad clown spends December 31st regretting another wasted year, the HIM closes out a year of challenges, growth, and impact. The 8-Block isn’t a resolution—it’s a way of life. This difference between floundering and accelerating ensures that the HIM lives intentionally, not just on New Year’s Day but every day. And with that, he turns to his brothers in the gloom, ready to inspire others to do the same.

So, brother, the choice is clear: Are you scribbling on sticky notes or mapping out your 8-Block? The new year is yours to accelerate—don’t waste it!

WARMUP: yog and IC exercises including SSH, WM, IW, MNC, planks/broga

THE THANG: Use soccer fields to mimic an 8-block

Discuss each quadrant while holding plank. Follow each discussion with IC exercises including merkins, low slow squats, Hillbilly walkers, Freddy Mercuries.

Lunge walk between each quadrant.

MARY: Finished 8-block workout by returning to “center” of front page and performing burpees and various ab lab exercises IC.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter

COT: yup

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Burn off the Christmas sweets

WARMUP:
SSH 50
Cherry picker 15

THE THANG:

2 laps around school
Burpees
L1 25
L2 15
Squats
L1 & L2 =25
Big boy sit-up
L1 25
L2 15
Mike Tyson’s
L1 & L2 = 15
Chin ups
L1 & L2 = 10
Dips
L1 & L2 = 20
Mosey to soccer field
Lunge 1/2 field then bear crawl 2nd half x2
Ran almost 2 miles

MARY:
American hammer
Pickle in the air
Box cutter
Leg raises
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel men’s shelter
Preparing the way
Dam to dam bar
Wine tasting event

COT:
Prayers and praises

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TB12 4-Square

WARMUP: SSH, IW’s, CPickers, HWalkers all IC
THE THANG:
Appetizer:
– Buy-in: 5 Lt. Dan (
– OYO
– To end of lot: Cocaine Bear Crawls
– Every powder-lines x 2 merkin each…
– Cash out: 5 Lt. Dan

Salad:
Dribble and Pain
– PAX in a circle.
– 1 PAX dribbles the basketball around the circle while everyone else performs the following exercises:
– Round 1: Merkins
– Round 2: LBCs
– Round 3: Squats
– Round 4: Plank Hold
– Repeat w/ Wide Merkins, BBSU, LSSq, Rt. Plank
– Repeat w/ Diamonds, BBSU, SumoSq, Lt. Plank

Main course #1: Shot-clock 4-square (Basket-Ballz); sidewalk chalk to seal & # 2 spaces, timer. 1 min. On/20 sec. Off

– 4 pax play ES/MS style 4-square. If no one gets bumped in 1 min… #4 is OUT.
– Whoever is out moseys a lap before joining end of Queue
– Extra pax in Queue doing pain during 1-min & resting / shifting up during 20 seconds
– Queue stations go easiest to hardest (I.e. #1 in line does MNC)
– 1-MNC, 2-windmills,3-Imp.Walkers, 4-LSSquats

MARY: Hello Ladies- IC… then Pax choice
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Christmas Party, Convergence, Newsletter (read it!)
COT: Held, prayers for recovery & mercy while dealing with grief… among others

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The Return

WARMUP:
Parking Lot Mosey: 20 SSH IC, 10 Windmill IC
Mosey to American Flag Pole: 10 IW IC, 10 HW IC
THE THANG:
Run lap around drop-off loop, returning to flag pole – 25 Merkins
Run lap around drop-off loop, returning to flag pole – 25 LBC
Run lap around drop-off loop, returning to flag pole – 25 Squats
Run lap around drop-off loop, returning to flag pole – 25 Dips
Run lap around drop-off loop, returning to flag pole – 25 Derkins
Rinse & Repeat
MARY: Yes – American Hammer, Hello Dolly
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Too many to list, RYN
COT: Always

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Final Countdown

Temps dropped a bit so the plan was to keep us moving to stay warm.
WARMUP: Started with SSHinCadenceX50, then moseyed to the loop at the front of the school. While moseying we got in some high knees, butt kickers, & karaoke. We stopped at the wall in the loop.

THE THANG: Following format was used throughout the workout. 2 exercises are called, 1st exercise starts with 10 reps, then perform 9 reps of the 2nd exercise, then perform 8 reps of the 1st exercise, etc… until you reach the count of 1.

At the wall the 1st exercise was Muscle Ups, 2nd exercise was 4 count Diamond Merkins

Moseyed to the benches at the front of the school. 1st exercise was Bulgarian Split Squats ( 10 each leg, 8 each leg, etc… ), 2nd exercise was Jump Squats

Moseyed to the wall at the back of the school. 1st exercise was BallToTheWall Shoulder Taps, 2nd exercise was CDDs.

Moseyed to the playground. 1st exercise was Pull Ups, 2nd exercise was 4 count Wide Arm Merkins.

Moseyed to the loop behind the school. We were moving this morning so YHC had to improvise a ‘filler’ to kill some time. PAX made 3 trips around the loop, at the start and 1/2 way point we performed burpees Lap 1 – 2 burpees at each spot, Lap 2 – 4 burpees at each spot, Lap 3 – 6 burpees at each spot.

Moseyed to the benches located on the side of the school. Back to the previous format. 1st exercise was Butt Touch Pistol Squats, 2nd exercise was Butt Touch Squats.

MARY: Moseyed to COT. PicklePointersinCadencex15, Superman poses, various positions, all held for a 10 count. Did this until we ran out of time.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Thanksgiving Convergence, Trash Pick Up, Bethel Men’s Shelter Serve, Christmas Party

COT: STK

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Leg Day

Quick warmup on this rainy morn we did a shout out to <@U6RQY6005> with some windmills and another shoutout to <@U028PKR68GJ> for some Polish Mating Dancing :man_dancing: and we were off. Headed to the car loop for some Dora.

Partner 1: Run the car loop
Partner 2:
100 Mike Tyson’s
200 Lunges
300 Squats
400 Flutters

Back to COT for prayers and praises.

JWow

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Ranch hands

Three dudes at The Ranch started with a run.
Then warmup:
SSH (15x I/C)
Windmills (10x I/C)
Imperial Walkers (15x I/C)
Low slow squats (10x I/C)
Big Arm Circles (7 forward, 7 backwards)
Peter Parkers (10x I/C)
Plank Stretches (Downward dog, upward dog)

Run
Thang 1 Fish Tacks:
Pax do the transportation and stop when directed to, then do the exercise called, we did:
Toy soldiers…stop and do Bobby Hurleys, repeat
Bear crawl…stop and do merkins, repeat

Mosey run.

Thang 2 Bench work, in front of middle school:
Derkins (I/C 15x)
Step ups (10 each leg)
Butt touch squats (I/C 15x)
Run the loop, return to benches
Inclines (12x)
Dips (I/C 15x)
Calf raises (normal, toes out, toes in)

Run
Thang 3: burpee relays; three light poles, L1=2 burpees, L2=4 burpees, L3=8 burpees.
Repeat above with mountain climbers.

Run
Thang4: at the playground/monkley bars:
Dead hangs. Pax counted to 10. Then 5 pullups, then dead hand round again.
Run
Thang 5: Bball drills: shuffle to left/right as directed and then do the exercise called. We did: bobby hurleys, monkey humpers, squats. Got to the quads on this one.

Thang 6: slam ball toss: 15lb slam ball, sit and toss it to each other.

Mary

Fini
COT

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By way of instruction… The Ranch. Halloween.

WARMUP:
How do you know you’re just getting started? Well, <@UGU3XR5RP> tells you that you are taking too long with the disclaimer and such. But there was an FNG and I wanted to be a good example. I have no idea what possessed me to do so, as I typically (according to everyone) am NOT one, but alas… here we are. With a mustache that originated in 18th Century Europe and eventually made its way to the Western US roughly 100 years later, this FNG sported a handlebar that was worthy of a Wyatt Earp or William Howard Taft, duly elected 27th President of the US (that was for you, Camp). After a short warm-up lap there were, presumably somewhere in here, a few slow <@USBP08L1G> style windmills, some SSHs, and other activities to get the blood circulating. The FNG didn’t quite look afraid, only perhaps marginally confused, so we continued…

THE THANG:
We headed down the hill toward the entrance to the school(s) from Springfield pkwy, with a brief stop to pick up some rocks and lift them. Because we are men. Why else you would you do such a thing?

We also spent a moment or two of instruction along the way regarding the Mission, Credo, and 5 Core Principles. I am proud to state that the guys there actually did a really good job of getting them correct and I think the only penalty burpees that got leveled were my fault because I got ahead of myself and opened F3 to all men before first making it free.

Then we proceeded to complete a 1-mile circuit around both schools, with 9 or so stops along the way to perform 20 reps of everything as we went. First round was all together in cadence, including the burpees (in memory of Band Camp), the next round was on your own.

Exercises included:
– Side Straddle Hops
– Merkins
– Muscle-ups
– Flutters
– Burpees
– Curb Alperts
– Squat Jumps
– Double Leg Lifts; and
– Dips

Naturally, somewhere in there, Change Order (<@U012K8DDK7V>) managed to pull a Matthew McConaughey and get his shirt off. (see Matt Damon’s impression on David Letterman from like 20 years ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-HYL7VPNXI) .

As we returned back to COT, it was time to name the FNG. There is no moleskine section, so I will put this here. The FNGs name was Matt Mahood. Plenty to work with there… then there was the Taft-stache… plenty there as well… then he rips out that he loved cocaine and alcohol back in the day… he was a veritable fountain of interesting things… nothing was quite sticking and so I asked him about his family. In his deoxygenated stupor, he had to think for half a second before gently huffing out “wife, 2 kids”… then with no prompt “Amanda”… I said, “you named both your kids Amanda?” He looked a little befuddled and that was just long enough of a hesitation for the swirling snakes in my brain to land on “well, your name is now Hug&Kiss, as in Amanda Hugandkiss). And that was that. Welcome, brother… and way to take the name like a champ.

MARY: No chicks.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.

COT: The 5th Core Principle.

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