Too many merkins

Warmup
Run to Hill
SSH
Hillbilly Walkers
Imperial Walkers
Merkins
Honeymooners
Downward Dog

The Thang
Dora
100 CDD
200 Squats
300 Merkins
400 LBC
One does exercise, one runs up the hill
Bear Crawl up the hill
Return to COT

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bourbon BBQ
Trash pickup
Beers for Beetus
Men’s Shelter

COT:
Prayers for health and the country

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Recycling my VQ

I found my old VQ backblast and brought a little back.

It wasn’t as hard as I remember. Solid work was done by all. We had a string of pearls to get to the spot

3 cones in a line

5 HR merkins
5 burpees in the middle
5 jump squats
4 burpees in the middle
5 HR merkins
3 burpees in the middle
5 jump squats
2 burpees in the middle
5 HR merkins
1 burpee in the middle
5 jump squats

I modified it down a bit from my VQ. Probably made it too easy. I’ll fix that next time

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Tour and More

WARMUP:
Mosey to back lot –> WM, CP, HBW, yoga-esque stretch -> Mosey to islands
THE THANG:
Appetizer –> 10 Big Boys, 15 Merkins, 20 Sumo Squats –> Lunge Walk to next island –> Repeat x 3

Mosey to top of hill via the yellow brick road

Palate Cleanser –> 5 Iron Mikes, 10 LSS, 15 American Hammers –> run to next island –> Repeat x 2

Entree –> partner up for 100 Dips, 200 Flutters, 300 Overhead Claps, 200 Step-ups, 100 Derkins while partner runs the track around Bball courts

Dessert — mumblechatter, flatulence, Cossack Squats

MARY: Negative
ANNOUNCEMENTS: see newsletter, swing those clubs today gents!
COT: prayers/praises. Challenge –> invite one person to post this week!

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Dads/2.0 – Playground Obstacle course & Perimeter carry

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Imp.-Walkers, Ch.-pickers. Disclaimer including why F3 & why they’re 2.0’s
THE THANG:
Phase-1: Obstacle Course:
#Reps = age of 2.0 (kid)

1. Entry: dad’s and kids – Burpee (#Reps = kids age for both)

1. Slides: climb up, walk down stairs
1. <5 - small slide 2. 5-10 - medium slide 3. >10 – big/twisty slide
4. dads: if not directly assisting: Low-Slow Squats

1. Swings: 4-count knee-tucks (modify-up = add a push up), swing-pull jump-squats
1. Dads: if not directly assisting: Mike-Tyson Pushups

1. Benches: inclined or declined Pushups
1. Dads: if not directly assisting: Crunches / Sit-ups

1. EXIT: same as Entry… Then move onto phase 2

Phase 2 – Carry and Jog

– every other cone: dad‘s pick up kids off the ground (if you have two, smaller/lighter one goes up on your shoulders.)
– Type of lift is up to Dad
– Kids must lift legs up (tuck or otherwise)
– Kids drop their legs, or dad puts kids down, Burpee for everyone before resuming

– At the next cone, dad and kids jog together to the following cone where they repeat previous instruction.
– Repeat around the perimeter of park, then go back to phase 1 (obstacle course)

MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 info given to FNG & a few passers by who were invited to the excess coffee/hot-cocoa
COT: Held… generic prayer offered

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Cindies Dora | Q4.2 Schooling

Mosey to grab Cindies

THE THANG: Cindy Dora
Dora 1
– 200 swings
– 100 goblet squats
– 50 man makers
– Partner runs lap
Dora 2
– 100 Merkins
– 50 Squats
– 25 Burpees

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100’s

WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, Windmill
THE THANG:
It’s been said that a real man can do 100 burpees in 10 minutes so we put it to the test.

Thang 1
100 Burbees in 10 minutes .
A timer was set for 1 minute intervals with no rest in between. The goal was to do 10 burpees each minute. Rest period is if you finish 10 burpees in less than a minute. (Pro tip: if you a get 11 per minute you basically have a minute rest at the end).

We moseyed around to the basket ball courts.

Thang 2
We lined up at the base line for 100 LBCs. Then we ran to the far base line of the next court for the next exercise of 100 Squats. Run back to the 1st base line and plank up for the six. Next round: 100 flutter kicks (R + L =1), run to the far base line for 100 lunges (50 each leg). Run back to the 1st base line.

Thang 3
Starting at the base line, bear crawl forward 4 steps, then do 1 merkin, 1 plank jack, and 1 shoulder tap (R +L = 1). Repeat, adding 1 rep to each exercise each time—bear crawl forward 4 steps, then do 2 merkins, 2 plank jacks, and 2 shoulder taps. Continue until you reach 10 reps of each exercise or reach the opposite base line, whichever comes last.

We moseyed back to the flag
MARY:
We had about 1 minute left for American Hammers until time was up.

Announcements: Golf Tournament, 10/28. @Happy Hour has room for one more on their team. Also room for single and doubles. Also a need for raffles and prizes.
Bottles and Bourbon
Christmas party
Read the newsletter
Tap into some of the new neighborhoods and invite someone out; let’s keep growing.

Prayers/Praises: @Band Camp sister-in-law 911 dispatcher deployed to Buckham county. Continued prayers for those still dealing with the aftermath of the hurricane.

Thanks for the opportunity to lead.

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Old school at the Fort

The Fort is where it all started…need I say more. For many of the Pax of the Fort, this was their first post and it set the tone their journey since that time. While the Fort has multiplied many times over since it inception in 2012, this AO stands as the cornerstone for the culture, fellowship and brotherhood for our region.

YHC was excited to be asked to Q and while I had to navigate some calendar issues, it was an opportunity not to be missed.

In preparation for the Q, it was an easy decision to reach out to my Shieldlock brother, DD, to co-Q with me. He and I had been traveling this week and a beat down with some fellowship was just what the doctor ordered to remedy that jet lag.

WARMUP:
Sprint to Sweet Baby Jesus church located in downtown Fort Mill
SSH x 20
5 burpees
IW x 15
4 burpees
Windmills x 10
3 burpees
Squats x 15
2 burpees
Merkins x 10
1 burpees

THE THANG:
Step work at the church x 3
Mix in between
CDD x 10
Lunges x 10
Monkey humpers x 10

Partner Dora around the church
100 Merkins
200 Squats
300 LBCs

Hand off to DD

Run to gas station
10 burpees

Run to scarecrow hill
Bear crawl up the hill
10 burpees

Run to Massey
Run up Massey
10 burpees

Run to Close Bldg hill
Bear crawl up hill
10 burpees

Run to WEP
Run up WEP hill
10 burpees

Run to COT

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Read the newsletter

COT:

DD discussed the “mountains” in our life and the perseverance to overcome them.

YHC discussed seeing your M as a child of God and them as a blessing

Lots of items shared during COT including prayers and praises.

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A frosty morning for Rosie’s VQ

WARMUP: Mosey 5 minutes to the spot
Side straddle Hop, Cherry Pickers, The Windmill, Moroccan Nightclubs, Merkins
THE THANG: 30 yard Bear Crawl, 30 yard lunges, 3 reps each /
10 Burpees before each of 40 Merkins, 40 squats, 40 plank jacks, 40 Bobby Hurleys, 40 LBCs , Jog 1 lap and repeat until COT
MARY: Flutters and Big Boy sit-ups
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Fundraising for the Golf Tournament, business mentorship available, Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Clydestrails

THE THANG: Pre-run optional then 6 hit Trails, 14 hit pavement
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Christmas Party, Cold Weather Drive for WNC, & Read your newsletter
COT: Ball of Man-Closing Prayer

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