Dump Truck Mayhem

Bringing the Kitchen Sink theme Eastward to The Premier CRHS AO, Bushwood. Coupons were everywhere—and I do mean everywhere! The frequent 5:45am dump truck visit was right on time at the middle school bball courts across Spitz’s namesake driveway, White Rd. The pax did a nice job, as instructed, creating a Cindy barrier to test our dear friend, The Dump Truck Driver’s, wit. Barricade be damned…our friend made meat mince of the ill-formed concrete blocks. As he accelerated towards our barricade, the pax stared in amazement in disbelief that our obstacle would do no good, and no good it did. Slash’s donated Cindy (one of six we’ll call Charlie) came as one unit. Charlie left as a pile of ruble with a splitting headache I’m sure. Poor fella took the full brunt of an accelerating 5 ton dumper determined not to be delayed in route. Charlie’s funeral at COT was a somber occasion, but we made the best of it as YHC turned the theme into Disruption and Perseverance. Unfortunately Charlie’s perseverance was for not—Slash, liking only the beautiful and pristine, declined Charlie a home for his return.

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Working hard when it doesn’t matter

WARMUP:
“SSH
IW
SSH
HW”Plank
“Shoulder Taps
Up Dog
Peter Parker
Up Dog
Mountain Climber”THE THANG:
“Mosey to find different walls
Wall Sit – 2 burpees down the line
BTTW – shoulder taps and australian mountain climbers
Wall Sit for 6 and mosey on”Head to Grace Pres.
“7s with Mike Tysons and Burpee Jumping Lunges
Bear Crawl mode of transport”Head to traffic circle
“Cossack Squat
Knee Lift
Warrior 3
Knee Lift
Repeat”Mosey
“Bulgarian Split Squats”Mosey
“Burpees”Mosey
“Prisoner Squats”Moesy
“8 count burpees”
Now that we’re tired and frustrated with the end in sight, prove you can work hard when it matters by working hard when it doesn’t (like RIGHT NOW). Burpee Broad Jump back to COT

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Now for the Small Bermuda Triangle

WARMUP: Pledge, talk about death of an FNG in St. Louis
THE THANG: Small Bermuda Triangle – Start with 10 merkins at the corner, run to churches and 10 squats, up the hill to the lot 10 CCD, run to Print Shop 10 Pull ups – Rinse and Repeat
MARY: N/A
ANNOUNCEMENTS: The Rock convergence on Saturday
COT: Travels for school trips and couples, health

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Traveling Suitcase

WARMUP: yes, we did some

THE THANG: travel the big parking lot suitcase carry stoping at the corners

Swings 10 sets of 10
Split Squats 3 sets of 12
Goblet Squats 3 sets of 12
Hand switch snatches 12
Lateral Lunge w/ Row 8

MARY: yea, core work is helpful

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Big Bermuda Triangle

WARMUP: None – This is Minnow Pond
THE THANG: Big Bermuda Triangle – Run to Fort Mill Pharm, do 15 Dry Docks, run to Town Hall, 15 Merkins, run to lot on top of hill, 15 squats. Rinse and repeat.
MARY: Some stuff was done. But the fast guys.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: May 4th Rock Hill, Trash Pickup, Christmas Party
COT: Prayers for healing, jobs, marriages.

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25 is the count

WARMUP: Mosey SSH, windmills, imperial walkers, hillbilly walkers.
THE THANG: do 3 exercises 25 reps each then run
Merkins, dips, derkins, irkins, Peter Parker’s, Parker peters, mtn. Climbers, squats, lunges, calve raises, dry docks, LBCs, flutters, big boys. Maybe a few others.
MARY: Wheezy Jefferson’s , hello Dolly

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300 is the count

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Cherry pickers, merkins

THE THANG: Partner work: count is 300; Big Boys, Chest Press, one arm overhead press, 100 count tricep extensions & LBC’s

MARY: no time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: HIM Camp, read your newsletter

COT: Prayers for all things mentioned and unspoken

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Bushwood meets Bibberty

WARMUP: Yes – Mosey stretch SSH, Squats, Merks, Cherry Pickers, Nightclubs.
THE THANG: Crazy 8s ( Squats, Merks, and BBs) Followed by a ladder that started with Reps of 5 Bomb Jax, adding one rep at the next 5 rungs of the ladder ( Diamond Merks, Donkey Kicks, BBS, Plankjacks, and….Liberty Bibberty 7s which included BearCrawl as mode of transportation.
MARY: yes- 3 min pass the exercise around the circle
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Shovel Flag hand off Bushwood to Liberty Bibberty!!

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Unexpected

WARMUP: yep
THE THANG: Dora hill runs with upper body at the top and lower body at the bottom. Run to print shop. Obstacle course on the bars. Lots of dips, pull ups and pushups.
MARY: 50 flutters with slow merkins
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check your newsletter
COT: praises for everyone coming out

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