Turd Burglar

WARMUP: Windmill, IW, HW, MNC
THE THANG:
4 quarter-mile laps around the parking lot for a total of 1 mile. Stopped every quarter of a lap and did 10 reps of one exercise Burpees, Squats, Merkins, Big Boys x 4 for a total of 40 of each throughout the mile.

Partner Dora
Timer: One pax runs ~ 300 yards while the other pax does reps of an exercise.

50 – Step Up Burpees
100 – Squats
100 – Merkins
100 – SSH
100 – Plank Jacks
100 – LBCs
100 – Derkins
MARY: Flutter Kicks , Freddie Mercury,
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Batman said read your Newsletter
COT: Closed us out in prayer.

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Tap The Taint

WARMUP:

SSH until the stragglers joined us = 30 in cadence.
High Plank
Downward dog
Upward dog
Merkins x 5
Repeat

THE THANG:

KB Swings x 30
Snatch x 30 (15 each side)
Side bends x 15 each side (cadence count)
Lap around parking lot
Repeat x3

Heel elevated squats x30
Reverse lunges x30 (SC)
Good Morning x15
Lap around parking lot
Repeat x3

MARY:
N/A

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Newsletter

COT:
Family, patience, marriages, day to day struggles, and addictions

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An un”fort”unate series of events

Warmup

SSH
Windmills
Imp walkers
Hillbilly walkers
Michael Phelps
Plank- yoga stretches
Merkins
Carolina dry docks

Sandbag carry to big hill, down trail. Hill is off on left side. Mode of transport was lunges and bear crawls alternating, everyone got to do all three..

Reverse bear crawl up hill

11s

burpees at top of hill
Sandbag toss at bottom

A few finished and most got to 9 tosses, Walker was king

Sandbag carry back and to amphitheater

Ab lab

Lazy Dora

Partner planks with sandbag on back for 60sec, after a minute I changed it to 30 seconds and then we ended up back at a minute- would do it differently next time but it was still fun
Other person or two depending on group size do the following exercises for 2 sets each…

American hammers
Flutters
Big boys

Rd 2 wall planks while holding coupons,

Calf raises
Monkey humpers

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Flag Handoff at The Sink…..If you know what I mean?

Flag handoff from Maximus to Farmer’s Only.

WARMUP:
Warmed up with a lap around small loop and back to circle perform a few exercises to get familiar with the bags.

– Merkin (5-5-5 – Regular, Wide, Diamond)
– SB Toss (10)
– SB Shoulder to Shoulder (10)
– Deadlift (10)
– Manmaker (5)

THE THANG:
Partner up. DORA. One partner carries, One partner exercises. 50 reps for each exercise.

1 – Suitcase Carry/Overhead Press
2 – Shoulder Carry/Lunges
3 – Back Carry/Flutters w/ Press
4 – Overhead Carry/Rows
5 – Zercher Carry/Cleans
6 – Bear Carry/Curls

Everyone went through once at 50 reps each exercise. Some began making way back through before all PAX drop the exercise portion and began making way down the list completing just the carry. Stopped with about 10 mins left for next activity.

Next up, we piled all the sandbags up on one end and went back to the other side. PAX divided into two teams and one PAX at a time for each time raced down to the pile to retrieve a bag and bring it back to other side. All PAX take a turn and team that recovered the most weight at the end is the winner. Losers perform burpees.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Lots of CSAUP opportunities this Summer. July 4th convergence.

COT:
Flag Handoff. Congrats Farmer’s Only.

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CVS?

WARMUP: SSH, cherry picker, imperial walkers, hillbilly walkers. (Or vice versa) , arm circles forward and backward
THE THANG: mosey over to Walgreens
10 burpees one corner, bear crawl to next corner
20 hello dolly’s, lieutenant dans to next corner
30 CDD, bear crawl
40 flutters, lieutenant dans
Repeat once
Mosey over near COT
Four corners
1 burpee in center
5 squats
5 merkins
5 Bobby Hurley
5 flying squirrels
2 burpees
10 squats
10 merkins
10 Bobby Hurley
10 flying squirrels
3 burpees
15 squats
15 merkins
15 Bobby Hurley
15 flying squirrel
MARY: she was present
ANNOUNCEMENTS: a lot of
COT:

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Light pole Ladder

WARMUP:
– 10 Moroccan nightclubs
– 10 cherry pickers
– 10 windmills
– 20 imperial walkers
– 20 hillbilly walkers
Mosey down road
– stop at curb and do 15 merkins hands on curb in cadence
– Mosey to wall
– Stop at next curb 15 calf raises in cadence
– Wall sit 20 count

THE THANG:
Mosey to the top of the hill with light poles
Ladder workout
– run forward to first light pole and do one burpee, then run back to start and complete exercise
– Run forward to second light and do 2 burpees, then run back to start and complete exercise
– Repeat for 10 light poles
Exercises per pole:
– 10 archer merkins
– 20 bomb jacks
– 30 wide arm merkins
– 40 squats
– 50 chair crunches
– 40 diamond merkins
– 30 leg raises
– 20 Carolina dry docks
– 10 American hammers – cadence count

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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“Rain or Shine: Conquer the Workout Grind!”

Pulled up and it was raining, but that didn’t deter the PAX from posting!

Warm-up:
– Chain Breakers
– Imperial Walkers
– Windmills

Mosey: Under the breezeway to keep the PAX nice and dry.

The Thing:

1st Round:
1. 10 Dips
2. 10 Irkens (Incline Merkins)
3. 10 Derkins (Decline Merkins)
– Mosey to the breezeway: 5 Kraken Burpees at the cone.
– Mosey to the farthest cone to the right:
– 10 Mike Tysons
– 20 Big Boys
– 10 Squats on your tiptoes
– On the way back: 5 Kraken Burpees at the middle cone.

2nd Round:
1. Bulgarian Squats (10 each leg)
2. 3 Body Builders (Burpee with a plank jack)
3. 10 Fox Holes (WW2 sit-ups, straight leg roll over, and do a Merkin)
– Mosey to the breezeway: 5 Kraken Burpees at the cone.
– Mosey straight to the middle cone:
– Bear crawl to the cone on the track and back.
– 15 Narrow Squats (feet together)
– 20 Dying Cockroaches
– On the way back: 5 Kraken Burpees at the middle cone.

3rd Round:
1. 10 Dips at the bench
2. 10 Irkens (Incline Merkins)
3. 10 Derkins (Decline Merkins)
– Mosey to the breezeway: 5 Kraken Burpees at the cone.
– Mosey to the cone to the left:
– Run to the dock: 5 Muscle Ups (knee destroyer)
– 15 Carolina Dry Docks
– 10 Lt. Dan’s
– On the way back: 5 Kraken Burpees at the middle cone.

Made these pax get out and get on there six in the parking lot to get wet we did LBC’s and Superman to pull the ripcord. So much for staying dry.

4th Round:
1. Bulgarian Squats (10 each leg)
2. 3 Body Builders (Burpee with a plank jack)
3. 10 Fox Holes (WW2 sit-ups, straight leg roll over, and do a Merkin)
– Mosey to the breezeway: 5 Kraken Burpees at the cone.
– Mosey to the farthest cone to the right:
– 10 Mike Tysons
– 20 Big Boys
– 10 Squats on your tiptoes

Time was up, so we ran back to COT.

Announcements, Prayers, and Praises:

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Abs, Abs and more abs

WARMUP: Windmills, Cherry pickers, SSH then mosey

THE THANG: 20 reps, 5 exercises: leg lifts, LBC’s, Big Boys, Flutters, heals to heaven, 1 lap after completion, 3 rounds total

Message on Q source topic of Missionality: getting out of the comfort zone and taking risk! Work in progress on the word familiarity! Mosey after message

20 Dips, lunge walk, 20 Merkins, bear crawl, 20 SSH’s, high knees, repeat 3 rounds. Same mode of transportation but last round was 20 Derkins, 20 squats, 20 mountain climbers

MARY: 5 burpees, box cutters, Freddy mercuries

ANNOUNCEMENTS: blood drive today

COT: prayer or praise from everyone

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Shoulder exhaustion-complete

WARMUP: Mosey-warm-up 51 SSH
THE THANG: Max shoulder reps 2:00 x2 each Merkins, Dips, CDD, Heels to heaven-

ending with 50 yard sprints-NUR 50 and repeat x4
MARY: out of time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 3 events this summer
COT: mental health. alcoholism and I shared people usually do the opposite of what they need to, when depressed, they usually withdraw and isolate. They need connection with fellows.

multiple messages-

1.Listen with the intent to understand not to respond!

2.also be careful what you think about? what consumes your mind rules your life!

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“Fun Workout Playlist”

WARMUP:
Cherry Pickers
Broga
Mosey to back lot
THE THANG:
2 separate AMRAP’s. 15 minutes a per.

50 SSH
40 Mountain Climbers
30 Plank Jacks
20 Leg Raises
10 Burpees

50 Step Ups
40 Overhead Claps
30 LBC’s
20 Dips
10 Bulgarian Split Squats

Mosey back to COT
Airborne Hip Exercises

MARY:
5 minutes of rotating exercises

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Summer CSAUP

COT:
Trucker’s mothers health, Barkley/Boogie Nights brother, mental health

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