Deadly Dozen

WARMUP: SSH, IW, Merkins, Deep Leg Stretches then Mt Climbers
THE THANG: 400ish M run after each exercise. Counts were 20, carry’s were to the Handicap lot.
1. Farmer Carry
2. Sing Leg Deadlift
3. Lunge
4. Snatch
5. Man Maker
6. Goblet Squat
7. Rack Carry
8. Push Press
9. American Hammer (4 ct)
10. Tri’s
11. Curls
12. Swings
MARY: No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Garbage Pickup, Stuff bus and Gloom schedule
COT: Hard resets are sometimes necessary to realign to true north

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Freaky Thursday

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Low slow squat, cherry pickers, merkins, mosey
THE THANG: EMOM 9 mins of heavy merkins and merkin variants, 2 sprints mixed in
3 rounds of 3 mins with Jump squats, grinders, squat to calf, wall sits,
10 rounds of tabata, CDD, Shoulder taps, left plank, right plank, BBS, flutters
AmRAP burpees, jump squats, mtn climbers, sprint, merkins and plank jacks.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lots of 2F options
COT:

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Musical murder bunny Humper with a moving target.

: Warmup:  MUSICAL
1 Devil went down to Georgia remix by State of Mine (3:37)
1 Base = Imp. Walkers
2 Chorus: Plank Jax
3 Solos: and walk-ChP
2 Country roads remix by Me first & Gimme Gimmes (2:11)
1 Base = Hillbillies 
2 Chorus = Windmills 
 

Thang#1: one man Murder-bunny-humps to cone & carry back(first 2 exercises)- while the rest do an exercise…, then change exercise: 

• Single leg Halos (stability!!)
• Cossacks w/ OH Press
New MOT:Lunges with cross-body swing
• 1-Leg RDL w/ Row
– Devils’ Halo: rt ft around head to left, return to Lt ft

Thang#2:  moving target series… sprint hill & crawl-bear down after each series, Plank/Al-Gore till 6 is up

A Cleans-press-squat
1 1-2-1, 1-3-1, 1-8-1 
2 1-1-2, 1-1-3, 1-1-8
3 2-1-1, 3-1-1, 8-1-1
B Alt. RDL’s, Snatch, Curls
1 1-2-1, 1-3-1, 1-8-1
2 1-1-2, 1-1-3, 1-1-8
3 2-1-1, 3-1-1, 8-1-1
C Windshield Wipers, Bulletproof Knight, American Hammers
1 2-4-2, 2-6-2, 2-16-2
2 2-2-4, 2-2-6, 2-2-16
3 4-2-2, 6-2-2, 16-2-2

MARY: w/in last series
ANNOUNCEMENTS: same as newsletter
COT: prayers for flood victims, recovery of sick loved one’s, marriages

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Cindy 11s // 5 types of wealth

WARMUP: a short one
THE THANG:
1st 30:
4 corner 11s with Cindy
1st corner: thrusters + merkins
2nd corner: curls + jump squats
3rd corner: American hammers + big boys with Cindy
4th corner: overhead squat + single arm row

2nd 30:
Conversation around the 5 types of wealth based on the book by Sahil Bloom
1) time
2) social
3) physical
4) mental
5) financial

Dimmer switch analogy

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: a couple
COT: yes

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2025.28 The Hive

Thang:

1ST… 12 min AMRAP:
10 overhead presses (5 each arm)
20 rows (10 each arm)
20 swings

2ND… Bearcrawl length of parking lot doing a merkin at each parking spot dividing line (this was secretly just to count lines)

3RD… Place bells at middle line (11 of 22) and return back to end of parking lot. Run to opposite end of parking lot and overhead carry the bell one more parking spot than the last alternating arms. (First trip across the lot, stop and OH carry the bell one spot. On the return trip, stop at your bell and OH carry it 2 spots with the opposite arm.) Keep running across the parking lot until you get to 20.

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Off Road Racing

Per the hype graphic/msg, felt like we needed to workout on the field instead of pavement. Was excited about the rain last night and the additional nastiness it would bring to the workout. Arrived to the site only to be disappointed as I stepped onto the field, mildly soggy, no puddles. Oh well, the 95% humidity made up for the lack of water obstacles! Mapped out a rectangle – approx. 15yards wide and 30 yards long. Strategically placed 6 pain stations along the perimeter of the rectangle. Each pain station had instructions for the exercise to be completed before traveling to the next pain station. Also gave the PAX a MOT so they knew how to proceed to the next pain station. Asked the PAX to compete with one another, race, push themselves.

WARMUP: From COT had the PAX carry the bags onto the field and to the starting point of our rectangular track. Started with SSHx20IC at station #1 and then explained the exercise and MOT. Once all PAX confirmed they understood we moseyed to the next pain station, asked the PAX to perform 5 burpees OYO and then explained the exercise and MOT. Followed this process and decreased the burpee count to 1 as we reached the final pain station. Moseyed to the starting point and ready to go.

THE THANG: Complete as many laps as possible. FishStix was king of the 40lb bag carriers and I believe either DeepDish or Maximus was king of the 60lb bag carriers.

Pain Station #1: 10 – Man Makers
MOT – Backward OH Toss

Pain Station #2: 20 – Bear Hug Squats
MOT – Bear Crawl w/ Pull Through

Pain Station #3: 15 – DeadLifttoCleantoPress
MOT – Alt Side Toss

Pain Station #4: 20 – Sand Bag Swings
MOT – Rifle Carry

Pain Station #5: 20 – Wide Sumo Squats w/ Front Lateral Raise
MOT – Front Press Toss

Pain Station #6: 20 – Derkins ( Feet on the SB )
MOT – Rack SB on shoulders and shuffle

MARY: NONE

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men’s Shelter, 4th of July Convergence, read your newsletter

COT: STK!

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Hills, Bells, and Balls

WARMUP: SSH, low slow squat, merkins, Moroccan night club

THE THANG:
Carry bell to bottom of hill

2 rounds:
20 swings
15 goblet squats
10 bent over row each arm
Up the hill

2 rounds:
10 thrusters
10 tricep extension
10 curls
Up the hill

Carry bell back to COT

15min EMOM
1 guy carries the 100# ball 50 feet and back
Other guys do 6 alternating clean and jerk

BONUS FINISHER:
Group of 4 carry the 100# ball up the hill and back – guys not carrying ball carry KB. Switch out as needed.

MARY: bethel, convergence, sweaty Barry
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: yes

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Balls and Burpees

WARMUP: SSH, Merkins, windmills

THE THANG:
Mosey behind the movie theatre
Run to each of the 8 parking spot sections and perform ascending reps (1-8) of the below exercises, then run back to beginning (~100 yards)
SSH
Merkins
Big boy sit ups
Squats

Mosey back to COT

PAX circle up, one PAX in middle. PAX in middle performs 8 sand ball over shoulder (100lb or 60lb scaled). PAX in middle calls out a burpee style for pax in circle to complete 8 reps. Options included navy seals, 180 turns, tuck jump, hand release, and more! 2nd time around 4 reps. Then 2. Then 1. 125 total burpees performed. 15 total ball tosses.
MARY: Abs
ANNOUNCEMENTS: pizza, bethel, sweaty Barry
COT: yes

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Juggs June – Week 3

WARMUP: SSH, Imp. Walk., Ch. Pickers, Up/Down Dog, Merkins…. all IC

THE THANG: 1-mile race around marked route on campus (Flag plant to pull-up bars… around & back more or less).
The catch… Carry a MINIMUM of 100 lbs. Extra coupons were available.
Upon finish, record time/stats… then Unstructured misery with Other coupons/Gear layed out ahead of time

MARY: Nope… this challenge was NOT for the fairer sex

ANNOUNCEMENTS: J-June next week at the Hive

COT: 30 min. Talk by COHIBA on virtue of Courage. Other talk/prayers/praises discussed

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