Turkey Day Favs

WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly walkers, when senator arrived we moseyed. Mtn climbers, shoulder taps, merkins, overhead claps, arm circles, run.
THE THANG: did some 7s with merkins and squats, then with seal Jax and LBCs. Dora with partner, dips derkins bear crawls. All kinds of stuff I can’t remember.
MARY: yep that too pax choice.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Turkey Day Favs

WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly walkers, when senator arrived we moseyed. Mtn climbers, shoulder taps, merkins, overhead claps, arm circles, run.
THE THANG: did some 7s with merkins and squats, then with seal Jax and LBCs. Dora with partner, dips derkins bear crawls. All kinds of stuff I can’t remember.
MARY: yep that too pax choice.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Happy BDay USMC

WARMUP: mosey/ dynamic stretch/ ssh/mtn climber/ shoulder burns
THE THANG: CDD bear crawl CDD
Wall sits while working out to in 5,3,1 burpees/ CDD to Lt Dans to CDD/mosey to railing 3 sets 15 reps dips and decline merkins/ mosey down the way for a boogie down drill instructor session. He scared Twister… more bear crawls and Lt Dans followed by Merkins.
I think this is mostly what we did but Rebel can Audit me.
MARY: start around the circle for your choice of 10 reps in cadence of any exercise
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bbq and bourbon tonight, golf in dec./ blood drive next week
COT: lots of praises and prayers.

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Rocktober Finally at SlowBurn

Mostly old guys at SlowBurn. Effort was acceptable for SlowBurn, but poor at best. Attention to detail was poor at best.

There were 10 counts
There were options to modify down (and they were clearly used)
You vs. You gents

Anywho, some busted their butt, well done.

opening band (reps of 10-12 unless stated otherwise:
mosey
low slow squat
imp walker
hillbilly walker
2 flying squirrel OYO
flutter
side S hop (really? this is where you modify)
shoulder tap
calf raises
2 flying squirrel
peter parker
lbc
hand release merkin
overhead clap
2 flying squirrel

the headliner:
6 boards
6 exercises on each (repeat until end of song)
6 songs

musical interlude:
Prong, Non-Existence
5 flying squirrel
20 OH claps
5 burpees
20 mor night club
10 plank jacks
10 imp walker

musical interlude:
Static-X, Sweat of the Bud
15 low slow squat
15 merkins
15 jump squats
15 HR merkins
15 sumo squats
15 carolina DD

musical interlude:
Helmet, Unsung
10 BB sits
10 shoulder taps
20 lbc
10 mtn climbers
10 lunge
10 scorpion DD

musical interlude:
The 69 Eyes w/ Wednesday 13, The Last House on the Left
10 monkey humpers
10 flutter
10 hillbilly walker
10 hello dolly
10×3 calf raisies
20 lbc

musical interlude:
Gojira, Stranded
5 donkey kicks
5 burpees
5 inchworm merkins
5 burpees
5 bomb jacks
5 burpees

musical interlude:
Hatebreed, I Will Be Heard
10 squats
10 lbc
10 side s hop
10 merkins
10 imperial walker
10 dying cockroach

Thanks to Peach Stand to lead at the best AO. Yes, I said it.

Looks like we made it,

Barry Manilow

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92’ music tour

WARMUP: Mosey around the restaurants to take in the fresh air followed by 9’s & 2’s of everything.

THE THANG: Small Deck of Cards with #’s 2, 9 & Aces ♠️♣️♥️♦️ followed by a traditional DORA.

MARY: 2 minutes of Mary

ANNOUNCEMENTS: All the events coming up in the Fort-Adopt a HWY, Poker Tournament, Bourbon tasting. RYNL

COT: Prayers for our 4 legged friends health🐶 🐱 & PAX that have returned after IR.

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Zone 2 and The Slowest Burn

Warmup:
9 Motivators
Windmill
Moroccan night clubs
Baby arm circles
Overhead claps
Seal jacks
Low slow squat
Tempo merkin
Tempo CDD

Practice balancing:
Stand on right leg
Stand on left leg

Walk down the 5 stairs slowly and without the handrail. It’s harder than it sounds.

The Thang:
Yog to Armory

2 teams Pick a co-Q
Team A
Tempo step downs/ups on the wall

Team B – Board of pain (switch after each movement)
In SLOW cadence
5 six count burpees
10 tempo merkins
20 low slow squats
15 slow flutters
20 slow monkey humpers
10 tempo diamond merkins

MARY:
There was some

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
There were some

COT:

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Buckets… again.

Nice group this morn found three sets of buckets with painful suggestions inside and some nice running in between stations. The Shorty’s watch said 1.7 miles and I guess that includes the time I caught him (not mall) walking.

We can feel the cooler air coming and see the leaves staring to fall as we admire God’s creation. Prayers for my friend Amy, our kids and school folks, and thankful for those around us who are patient mentors.

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Find your Joy/ Shovel Flag Hand off

WARMUP: all Exercises IC: SSH, IW, Squats, LBCs, MNCs- Flying Squirrels between each set
THE THANG: Yog to guardrail on the side of Lowes, 10 Derkins, 15 Dips, 20 step ups. Rinse & Repeat. Then mosey to one corner of Lowe’s & partner up. Partner 1 runs clockwise around the building, Partner 2 run counter clockwise. Meet in the middle for 5 partner Merkins. Run back to startex and do 5 partner Big boys (locking feet together). 3 rounds
MARY: 5 minutes of Broga led by Change Order
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Shovel Flag handoff, Weezer to Peach Stand. Inspired words from both of these High Impact Men.
COT: Find Some Joy in life and share it with others. May it come back to you tenfold.
Short Sale out.

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Almost forgot about this sizzling morning on TGI Friday

After a thorough disclaimer from YHC, we moseyed over to the Lowes parking lots open section for some Warm-O-Rama with,

Side Straddle Hop
Produce Pickers
Hillbilly Walkers
Windmills
Moroccan Nightclubs
Imperial Walk

For the moleskin,
7s running from one end of the Lowe’s parking lot to the middle with,
CDD & Squats
Merkins & Lunges
Shoulder Taps & Monkey Humpers
Mountain Climbers & Bomb Jacks

Time for some partner Dora’s, 50 each
LBCs
Freddie Mercurys
Flutter Kicks
Heels to the sky
Big Boys (Extra Credit for those high performing HIMs)

Mosey to Shovel flag for some Marys:
PAX Choice for last 8 minutes

CoT:
Announcements: Blood Drive & read newsletter
Prayers and Praises (said & unsaid)

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Group Q

WARMUP:  Group Mary X 2 exercises each

THE THANG: Dora on the move around the Lowe’s Building. 100 dips, 200 merkins on guardrails & 300 claveboss raises.

MARY: 10 min Broga compliments of Change Order

ANNOUNCEMENTS: 7/22 Adopt a HWY, August Convergence, early plug for Dam to Dam 2024!

COT: Ended w the Lords Prayer- Dilbert

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