This Shirt Stinks

11 men toured the Ranch this morning to get a full body beatdown. The workout received the shirtless Change Order seal of approval, so pretty good start to the day. Here’s what we did.

Warm Up
– 10 Low Slow Squats (IC)
– 10 Imperial Walkers (IC)
– 10 SSHs (IC)

The Thang
Mosey to the front of SMS
– 20 Squats, Lap
– 20 Squats, 20 Merkins, Lap
– 20 Squats, 20 Merkins, 20 American Hammers

Mosey to the back of SMS
– 20 Forward Arm Circles (IC)
– 20 Backward Arm Circles (IC)
– 20 Seal Claps (IC)
– 20 Overhead Claps (IC)

Mosey to the back of SES
– 20 Flutter Kicks, Lap
– 20 Flutter Kicks, 20 Alternating Shoulder Taps, Lap
– 20 Flutter Kicks, 20 Alternating Shoulder Taps, 20 Burpees

Mosey to car loop
– 20 Wall Lunges
– 20 Wall LBCs (IC)
– 10 Australian Mountain Climbers (IC)

Mosey to picnic tables
– 20 Calf Raises (IC)
– 10 Derkins (IC)
– 20 Dips (IC)

Mosey to bus loop
– 20 Bombjacks, Lap
– 20 Bombjacks, 20 Wide Arm Merkins, Lap
– 20 Bombjacks, 20 Wide Arm Merkins, 20 Butterfly Sit-ups

Mosey to alley
– Wall Sits and 10 Merkins each
– 10 Dirty Hook-ups (hands) IC
– 10 Dirty Hook-ups (feet) IC

Mosey to COT
– 10 Boxcutters (IC)
– 10 Reverse Boxcutters (10)
– 10 Pretzel Crunches

NMM
How many of us have said something we wish we could take back? I know I’ve burned bridges and hurt feelings because I didn’t control my words. It happens, but we should strive to reduce the frequency by being slow to anger and biting our tongues. Words have the power to build or break. You can’t take back toxic talk and bitter babble. “Those who guard their mouths and their tongues keep themselves from calamity” – Proverbs 21:33.

Let’s keep that in mind when frustrated at work or when arguing with loved ones. What has been said cannot be unsaid. Sometimes silence is best.

Aye!
IJ

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Ladder with lots of Merlin’s

WARMUP:
10 overhead claps
10 Moroccan nightclubs
10 cherry pickers
THE THANG:
Run to each station complete the exercise at each station and return
Round 1 ladder
1 – burpee
10 Merkins
10 shoulder taps
10 flutter kicks
10 squat jumps
10 plank jacks
10 mountain climbers
10 American Hammers

Repeat for round 2 with 20 of each exercise
Repeat for round 3 with 30 of each exercise

Merkins total 300
Shoulder taps total 250
Flutter kicks total 200
Squat jumps total 150
Plank jacks total 100
Mountain climbers 50

MARY:
10 piston crunches each leg
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
AI seminar on Friday
Cannoli run on Saturday

COT:

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Bald Wod at The Creek

WARMUP:
SSH – 30, Windmill – 10, Moroccan NC – 10, Broga
THE THANG:
Round 1: 20 Merkins, 20 LBC’s, 20 Squats – Run lap
20 Dips, 20 BB, 20 Monkey Humpers – Run Lap
20 SSH, 20 Lunge (10 E/L), 20 Incline M – Run Lap
Round 2: All of the above, increasing to 30 reps
Round 3: All of the above, increasing to 40 reps
MARY: No, worked out until 6am
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes, too many to type
COT: Always

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1Minute per Year

WARMUP: Burpee, cherry picker, imperial walker, mosey through cones
THE THANG: on the hill: 1 double count merkin, mosey down, 9 double count merkin, mosey up, 7 double count merkin, mosey down, 9 double count merkin, mosey up; parking lot lights poles: MOT to be chosen from toy soldier, lunge walk, bear craw, karaoke, side squat lunge; exercise to be chosen from: big boy, merkin, mountain climbers, flutter kicks, Freddie Mercury, plank jack, monkey humper; all 10 count in cadence; end with Airborne hip workout lead by Harry
MARY: none
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: share, pray, accelerate

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Ass Kicking April – Yard

WARMUP: Mosey to warmup – SSH, windmill, imperial walker, cherry picker, hillbilly walker, Moroccan nightclub, merkins, calf raises.
THE THANG: Mosey to parking lot with track to complete 7 of diamonds – 4 laps around the track with 4 sets of an exercise. 7 merkins at each (4) station, 14 squats, 21 flutter kicks, 28 LBCs… utilizing the same parking lot, complete exercise from one end to the other – toy soldiers, lunges, bear crawl, karaoke 2… Dora after that – 100 squats, 150 M.C (D.C), and 200 LBCs. End with dips and then a job around the lap.
MARY: Ab workouts throughout
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Street clean up, cannoli run, bethels.
COT: Prayers and praises, ended with prayer.

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AKA Birthday

WARMUP: Quick disclaimer as we watched the guest of honor roll up at exactly 5:15. Started with 15IW, 5 Slow Windmills and 53 SSH
THE THANG: Mosey to the top of the hill, did a long set of 7’s with Iron Mike’s at the top and Flutter Press at the storage building. Second set of 7’s was curls at the storage building and dips at the bottom of the hill. Finished up with some Murph prep, sets of 10CDD (No pull up bars), 20 Merkins and 30 squats, followed by a run behind the football locker room. Got almost 3 rounds in before it was time to head to COT
MARY: A round of flutters while the 6 rolled back
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Cannoli Run, Sweaty Barry(?)
COT: 5th core principle

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Circuit of pain & impossible mile

WARMUP:
– Moroccan night club
– Imperial walker
– Cherry picker
THE THANG:
Circuit of pain round 1 – 60s exercise with 20s rest – 12 stations
– Dips
– Merkin
– Plank Jack
– Mountain Climbers
– Jump rope
– Goblet Squats
– Side straddle hop
– Flutter kick
– American Hammer
– Shoulder taps
– Step ups with 2x25lbs dumbbells

Run 1 lap

Circuit of pain round 2- 30 exercise with 30s rest – 12 stations
– Dips
– Merkin
– Plank Jack
– Mountain Climbers
– Jump rope
– Goblet Squats
– Side straddle hop
– Flutter kick
– American Hammer
– Shoulder taps
– Step ups with 2x25lbs dumbbells

Impossible Mile
– one partner runs while the other does burpees with hop
– Made it around 1/2 the carline / parking lot

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– cannoli run May 17th
COT:

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Lots of Chatter at The Ranch

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Lap around the front of the school for warm-ups. Lots of chatter so we had some burpees thrown in for good measure.
Next, we traveled to the other school entrance
Dora – partner 1 performed exercises (merkins, squats, LBCs
Partner 2 ran down hill, 5 muscle ups and back

Next, version of impossible mile. Partner 1 – burpee broad jumps around the bus loop
Partner 2 ran opposite way and switched out with partner 1. Continued loop until teams finished loop.
One minute of muscle ups then returned to COT.

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