What’s a Kraken Man-Maker?

WARMUP:
Moroccan nightclubs
Windmills
Cherry pickers
Hillbilly walkers
Low slow squats

Head to entrance hill and complete a “7”. Man-makers at the bottom and squats at the top

THE THANG:
Card game:
Numbers 1-10, do the number of reps per card:
Hearts – Goblet squats
Clubs – overhead press
Diamonds – KB swings
Spades – 2-hand upright rows
 
A – 5 Man-Makers
K – 10 Lunge squats w/bell overhead, single count
Q – 15 flutter with press – count on press
J – 20 Plank pull-throughs
 
Joker – 5 Kraken Man-Makers. Pick a partner and do these together
MARY: American hammers and Freddy mercury’s
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Recycled in the rain

WARMUP:
10 Windmills
10 Imperial Walkers
THE THANG:
Modified 4 corners with three rounds of 30, 20 and 10

Station 1
– side straddle hops
– Donkey kicks
– Penguins
– Run

Station 2
– Mountain climbers
– Squat jumps
– Shoulder taps
– Run

Station 3
– Merkins
– Plank jacks
– Shoulder taps
– Run

Station 4
– Burpees
– CDD
– Run

Rinse and repeat
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel men’s shelter
Tortoise and hare
COT:
– PAX down rang
– Loved ones who are struggling
– Patience with kids this summer

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Cross Pollination at Bushwood

WARMUP: IC: IW HW CP WM AST MC

THE THANG:
Mosey to side of AO and partner up. Catch Me If You Can to the covered walkway. Partner starts slowsying while other partner drops, 3 merkins then jailbreaks to partners and flap Jack.
Bench work: IC
Erkins 10
Dips 10
Derkins 10

Mosey to parking lot.
AMRAP partner:
Timing is Mario Carts. Partner 1 in lot between 2 islands jailbreaks to next island, side shuffle across, nur back and side shuffle across to partner that is working.
Prison Cell Merkins
Kracken Burpees
Burpees

Mosey to front of CR.
Cocaine BearCrawls
In parking lot bear crawl to first line and do a merkin, and the length between 2 islands adding a merkin at each snort for a total of 11 merkins at the end.

Angry DORA
50 Merkins
75 Squats
100 LBCs
Timing is partner burpee broad jumps between islands and bear crawls back.
Got into squats then called for time.

Mosey to wall.
AMRAP
10 Muscle Ups
Donkey Kicks until MU completed, flap Jack.

Explained JackAss Burpee Webs. Hope to see it recorded in a BB!

Mosey to COT

MARY: LB started with Freddie’s while I was grabbing my phone. Then I did a quick Circle Of Hate where YHC called out merkins which the group did as I bear crawled back and forth from the nearest light pole.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tortoise & Hare this Saturday. Next Saturday Hog & Coyote. CSAUP CENTRAL! Get signed up, support the HIMs leading these events, support your region and the greater good it is providing. Read your newsletter.

COT: Prayers & praises and YHC prayed us out.

Spoke on 5 core principles, all equally weighted however COT, it sets us apart from every other workout group.
Spoke on Mission statement, are we a workout group???
Spoke on Visions statement, be real about picking up the 6. Make it a point to offer an encouraging push. That next man may need it more than you know.

Appreciate the Q and the continual cross pollination between our 2 regions with all these HIMs. I encourage RH pax to take a trip north and you Fort pax to take a trip south every so often. A little flavor in your bland weekly routine is good every so often #zesty.

Thanks <@U061P7HUFRR> for the opportunity to Q <#C02PN2Z6QV8>!

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Enter The Snake Pit Hurricane

12 pax entered the eye of the storm and got better. Welcome FNG’s Grogu and Binford!

<@U072Z2Z380L> brought out FNG Binford because of tools or something along those lines. :clap:

<@U076RS8F1DG> brought out his 2.0 FNK Grogu who can outrun all us old guys. :tada:

<@UST30T7FF> was on-deck after running 2,000 miles or something like that. :man-running:

<@U01NGHPR2HW> was blinding us with science and his shirt. :tshirt:

<@U083QU67RF0> still looks like Radar from M.A.S.H. to me. Nothing wrong with that. :hospital:

<@U5KBYSF6Y> was doing his best hair impression of Conan O’Brien :haircut:

<@U061P7HUFRR> was advertising for the next 2nd F event and for pizza next time. :pizza:

<@U076RS8F1DG> was holding the flag during COT and lead his family by bringing his 2.0. :us:

<@U01ABNC7YLU> was ready to sweep the leg at any moment :martial_arts_uniform:

<@UN6PTD007> was the king as always. :crown:

That’s my report. It has been submitted to the master of puppets and the sandman in charge.

Thrill is gone.

COT:
Bethel men’s shelter
Tortoise and Hare
Varsity going to one hour at 0500

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4×4 around the Dragon’s Den

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What Is My Maximum Heart Rate?
As you exercise, your heart rate will elevate. Your maximum heart rate is:

220 minus your age

Training with a heart rate above this level can be dangerous. It is advised to work at a level that suits your fitness levels and heart health.

The Norwegian 4×4 workout outlines a target heart rate of 85%-95% of your max heart rate. If you don’t have a fitness tracker that measures heart rate, aim to push yourself to a level of exertion that is 8 or 9 out of 10, where talking feels challenging.

4×4 Workout
To complete the Norwegian 4×4 workout:

Warm-up

Complete a low-intensity warm-up for 10 minutes. This could be a light jog and dynamic stretches.

Intervals

4 minutes each interval of a cardio exercise of choice, at 85-95% of your maximum heart rate. This could be running, swimming, rowing, cycling or high-intensity bodyweight exercises. If you’re running, this could be your 5k or 10k pace.

Active recovery

3 minutes rest of low-intensity activity like brisk walking or jogging, taking your heart rate down to 60-70% of your max heart rate.

Repeat

For a total of 4 high-intensity intervals and rests.

Cool down

Bring down your heart rate slowly, then stretch.

COT:
Family
Mental Health

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Memorial Day at American Jackal

WARMUP: SsH, Imperial Walkers, Moroccan night clubs, Cherry picker, low slow squat
THE THANG: 5 stations, we honored a fallen soldier to start each station.
5 minutes of work at each

Station 1: Spc. Joseph Nurre

“Volunteered to serve so his best friend wouldn’t be alone. He was killed by a road side bomb on August 21st, 2005.”

Focus: Leg endurance + cardio
• AMRAP 5 min:
• 20 Squats (scale: jump squats or air squats)
• 40 Mountain Climbers (4-count)
• 10 Step-back Lunges (scale to lunge hold for knee-friendly)

Station 2: Sgt. 1st Class Paul R. Smith

“Held his position under attack and manned a .50 cal, saving over 100 men at the cost of his life.”

Focus: Agility + balance
• 5-min Ladder:
• 5-10-15-20…
• Cone shuffles (10 yards out/back)
• Single-leg deadlifts (alt. legs, bodyweight or sandbag)
• Broad jump → backpedal return

Station 3: Spc. Ross A. McGinnis

“Threw himself on a grenade in a Humvee, absorbing the blast and saving his crew.”

Focus: Core and grit
• EMOM x 5 min:
• 15 Flutter Kicks (4-count)
• 10 Heels to Heaven
• Plank hold for remaining time
(Modify by reducing reps or sub flutter kicks with bent knee variations)

Station 4: Cpl. Jason L. Dunham

“Used his helmet and body to shield fellow Marines from a grenade, ultimately giving his life for theirs.”

Focus: Mobility + lower-body strength
• AMRAP 5 min:
• 20 Walking Lunges (or lunge in place)
• 15 Groiners (hip mobility)
• 20 Side Lunges (10 each side)

Station 5: Sgt. 1st Class Jared C. Monti

“Repeatedly braved enemy fire to rescue a wounded soldier. Was killed on his third attempt.”

Focus: Speed + explosive lower body
• Tabata (20:10 x 8 rounds) – Alternate:
• Box Jumps or Tuck Jumps (scale: step-ups)
• Sprint or High Knees
(Modify jumps to step-ups or fast step-backs)
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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The Hive Shovel Flag Hand-Off

WARMUP: Happy Hour warmed us up for the impending bear down
THE THANG:
Round 1: 10-min AMRAP
10 x KBS
10 x KB squats
10 x KB deadlifts
10 x KB clean and jerk

Round 2: 25-min of suffering

PAX circle up at bottom of the hill.
Non-stop KB swings, accumulate as many as possible – every time you stop swinging you complete:
5x burpees
10x merkins
15x squats
Resume swinging

Meanwhile…pax take turns carrying heavy objects up the hill to the speed bump. Options included:
100lb sandy nut sack
60lb sandy hog (sand bag)

Everyone worked hard, everyone complained, everyone got better

MARY:
LBCs
American Hammers

ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes there were several

COT: Had to be there

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Partner workout with four corners

WARMUP:
Overhead clap
Windmill

THE THANG:
Partner workout
-40 Burpees
-60 Merkins
– 80 Squats
-100 LBCs
-120 side straddle hops

4 Corners
Round 1 – 30 reps
Round 2 – 20 reps
Round 3 – 10 reps

Station 1
Burpees
CDD
Wind Sprints

Station 2
Side straddle hop
Donkey kick
Penguins

Station 3
Merkins
Plank jacks
Shoulder taps

Station 4
Mountain climbers
Squat jumps
Flutter kick

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Murph on Monday
Bethel Men’s shelter
COT:

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