It hurt me more than it hurt you

Opening Act:
windmill, dying cockroach, hillbilly walker, mt climber, overhead clap, freddie merc, low slow squat, plank jack, side straddle hop, flutter, calf raise

Headliner:
accumulator, 5, 5-10, 5-10-15, up to 35, plus a run around the playground in between
5 burpees
10 hand release merkins
15 imperial walker
20 carolina drydock
25 jump squats
30 travolta
35 LBCs

had a back to the board too, but time ran out
thanks for the Q nod CB

I saw a possum

Looks like we made it,

Barry Manilow

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How much does a cinderblock (coupon) weigh?

WARMUP: SSH, cherry pickers, Mozy
THE THANG: partner Dora. One farmer carry two coupons from pull up bars to stop sign down the hill, other partner does reps.
100 Pull Overs
150 Dead Lift
200 Bench Press
150 Curls
100 Swings

Winners get to do 11’s Manmakers to OH press

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: csaups, convergence
COT: Prayers for the health of loved ones. Prayers for those who have lost loved ones.

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The Toilet Bowl Shuffle

The Q pulled in hot right at 5:15. It’s science? :shrug:

Quick round of side straddle hops and we were off!

Moseyed over to the front of the school for some additional warmups before hitting the bowl for the thang.

The Thang;
Ran around the carline circle as a group while adding one merkin each time around. We did 10 laps.

Nured around the same circle while adding a squat each time around. Another 10 laps.

Over to the benches for 3 rounds or step up’s, dips, and LBCs doing 20 reps each round,

Back to COT for Mary, prayers, and praises.

-JWow

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300% humidity and 80 degrees

WARMUP:
SSH
Cherry pickers
Windmill
Low slow squat
Maraca nightclub
Arm circles

THE THANG:
Mosey to the track where shield and his 2.0 were already putting in the work. Great job!

Run a mile
100 merkins
110 yd bear crawl
Run .75 mile
100 merkins
110 yd bear crawl
Run .50 mile
100 squats
100 LBCs
Run .25
100 squats
100 LBCs

Run stadium steps till time

Finished off workout with Airborne hip exercises. Dark Helmet is not a fan so he didn’t participate.

Great work by all Pax. It was extremely hot and humid but they all pushed to get through at least the last round of bear crawl. Leaders were running stadium steps when time was called.

This was a workout created to honor DEA Special Agent Terry Watson. Who was killed in Bogota Colombia June 20, 2013.

Workout was modified, but it still sucked.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Bringing Fire at ROF

WARMUP:

Mosey to the ROTC building for Warmaroma
SSH x 30
MNC x 15
Mtn Climbers x 20
Peter Parker x 15
Windmills x 10
Smurfjacks x 10

Head over and grab a Cindy then mosey to football stadium

THE THANG:

5 Manmakers
10 Goblet Squats
15 Curls
20 Triceps
25 Flutters

All with Cindy

Indian Run a lap

Overhead Marches (from Youtbube) to concession stand and back

Rinse and Repeat adding 1 each time (YHC missed this the first time)

Mosey back to put Cindy up

Mary

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Battle of Midway

June 4, 5, 6, and 7 in 1942 was the battle of Midway.
Started with a mosey run to parking spot #19 and did: SSH, Windmills, Imperial Walkers, Moroccan N/C.

Then ran to spot #42 and did Low slow squats, arm circles, perter parkers
Talked about Pearl Harbor and how the IJN missed the carriers and they missed the cryptography offices.

Ran to the pull up bars, pax placed a cindy near the pull up bar and then did: 3 pull ups, 4 toes to bar, 5 manmakers. Plank for the six. Repeat. Plank for the six, repeat.

Talked about how the IJN code was partially broken by the US and knew that Midway island was the ‘bait’ to lure the USN carriers to fight and get sunk by the IJN.

Run relays: run to cone #1 (200 feet away) and do 20 bobby hurleys. Run back to start line. Run to cone #2 (400 feet away) and do 20 bobbies. Run back to start line. Run to cone #3 (600 feet away) and do 20 bobbies.
Noted in chalk was: Cone 1 = Enterprise, cone 2 = Hornet, cone 3 = Yorktown. These are the three USN carriers.

Pass the ammo: Pax curb plank, pass a cindy down the line, do three curb merkins, pass the block back, rinse repeat.

Noted how the IJN was stunned that the Yorktown was still afloat; they truly thought it was sunk a few weeks earlier at the battle of Coral Sea. But the Yorktown was patched up at Pearl (a miracle of manpower and materials) and made its way to Midway.

Blocks: Curls, OH press, KB swings, Squats.

Noted how a group of USN dive bombers (from the Enterprise) were searching for the IJN Carriers and were extremely low on fuel. Their leader, McClusky, had a choice: Return to the Enterprise for fuel and try again, or continue with the grid search pattern…McClusky does neither and on gut feel heads Northwest and finds three IJN carriers. Then, another miracle, a dive bomber wing from the Yorktown show up at the nearly the exact same spot a few minutes later. Result: Within three minutes three IJN carriers were on fire and badly hit. They sunk.

Mentioned how the fourth IJN carrier decided to steam ahead right into the USN fleet with the hubris to believe they could take them out themselves. This carrier was hit and sunk. Mentioned that USN carrier Yorktown got badly hit and sunk on June 7th. US lost 1 carrier, IJN lost four.

Ran to COT, did burpee quiz: Name the USN carriers. (correctly answered and subtraction of 3 burpees), Name the USN carrier sunk (correctly answered Yorktown and subtraction of 3 burpees). Pax still had to do 6 burpees.

Fini.

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Lucky Sevens

Lucky Sevens
Began with short mosey followed by a warmup: SSH, windmills, imperial walkers, low slow squats, peter parkers and some plank stretches (up/down dogs).
Ran to the benches and did: step ups, derkins, butt touch squats, incline merkins, dips, calf raises.
Ran to parking lot and did lucky sevens, started with:
7 burpees, run loop
14 merkins, run loop
21 SSH, run loop
28 squats, run loop
21 bobby hurleys, run loop
14 monkey humpers, run loop
7 dry docks, run loop.
Loop was a choice of 900 feet on the outer loop or 600 feet on the inner loop.
Ended up repeating burpees and merkins segments.

Mary: round robin; Freddies, LBC, WWI situps, crossover crunches, rosalitas, flutters.

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WOD: Zachary Tellier

WARMUP:
25 EA – SSH
10 EA – Cherry Pickers
10 EA – Imperial Walkers
10 EA – Hillbilly Walkers
Mosey around NAFO to front of school

THE THANG:
WOD: Zachary Tellier
10 Burpees
Run to and around the traffic circle

10 Burpees
25 Pushups
– Run to and around the traffic circle

10 Burpees
25 Pushups
50 Lunges (25 each leg)
– Run to and around the traffic circle

10 Burpees
25 Pushups
50 Lunges (25 each leg)
100 Sit-Ups
– Run to and around the traffic circle

10 Burpees
25 Pushups
50 Lunges (25 each leg)
100 Sit-Ups
150 Air Squats
– Run to and around the traffic circle

Mosey to bars
5 Pullups
5 V-Ups
5 LBC’s
5 Freddy Mercury’s
(4 rounds)

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
Zackary Tellier Story – Background: Dedicated to U.S. Sgt. Zachary D. Tellier, 31, of Charlotte, NC (USA) a combat infantryman with the 4th Squadron, 73rd Cavalry Regiment, 4th Brigade Combat Team, at Fort Bragg. He died Sept. 29, 2007, of wounds sustained while on a ground patrol in Afghanistan.

The previous April, Tellier’s unit was conducting a mounted patrol when one of its vehicles drove over and detonated a bomb, which set the vehicle on fire, according to a statement from the 82nd Airborne.

Tellier pulled two paratroopers out of the vehicle to safety, suffering severe burns to his hands. He was awarded the Bronze Star Medal with valor for his actions.

After he was burned, Tellier jumped up in the turret to return fire, said Sgt. Michael Layton, a member of Tellier’s unit. A lieutenant made Tellier get out of the vehicle because of his injuries, Layton said.

“Zachary Tellier has to be the biggest hero I’ve ever known or heard of, not just because of what he did, but because of his personality,” Layton said. “He came in the Army because he wanted to be around soldiers and serve his country, and he paid the ultimate sacrifice.”

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Winter Green Skoal and Cindy

It was a balmy morning at The Ring, but the mumble chatter was fire. A little warmup and we were off to grab our old friend Mr. Cinder Block.

We celebrated the 80th anniversary of the day before D-Day.

Thang: 4 Corners of pain. Every lap move you cinderblock up one cone. The 4 Corners were:
– Bombjacks
– Dry Docs
– Flutters
– Merkins
Mode of transport was running.

Nice work by all!

– JWow

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Bus Lane Beatdown

WARMUP: SSH, Cherry Picker, Mosey to Bus driveway
THE THANG: using light poles as markers, 10 merkins, run to next pole, 10 big boys, repeat 4 times. 10 squats, run to next pole, 10 flutter kicks, repeat 4 times. Various exercises, runs, planks, etc. until back to COT.
MARY: hip flex
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter
COT: Ball-o-man

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