Practicing Moderation in Moderation

WARMUP: SSH, CASBAH #2s, IW,HW, Baby Arm Circles fed &back.
THE THANG: Squat Line Meat Grinder
Teams: 2 teams, 5 men per team
Space: Parking lot 40yd length
Gear:
• 2 identical stacks of 8 exercise cards (one per team)
• 1 sandbag per team 40 lb

Objective
First team to burn through their entire stack AND complete the final center-line sandbag pass wins.
Flow
1. Both teams start at their stack on opposite ends.
2. On “GO!” flip top card → whole team completes the written exercise together (same reps, no sandbagging).
3. As soon as the rep is done, the entire team sprints together to the center line.
4. Drop into a tight shoulder-to-shoulder wall squat (asses low, no one stands).
5. End man grabs the sandbag off the ground and the line passes it hand-to-hand all the way down and all the way back while staying in squat.
→ One full down-and-back = complete pass

1. When the pass is done, team sprints back together to their stack, flips next card, repeat.
2. After the last card is completed, team still runs to center ONE MORE TIME and does a final victory pass.
3. First team to finish that final pass wins.

Good move <@UN6PTD007> pulling a seasoned dodgeball move by sneakily leaving my team and switching to the other. Your team won handily.

Game 2: Russian Roulette Beatdown
Setup
• Distance: 30 yd
• 4 face-down cards at start line: 2 MOT, 2 MOVE
• Far end has the list posted:
MOT (Mode of Transportation)
1. Bear crawl
2. Nur
3. Run
4. Lunge walk
MOVE (Exercise at far end)
1. Burpees
2. Merkins
3. LBCs
4. Squats
Rules
1. One PAX at a time steps up and calls: “Number __ MOT and Number __ MOVE.”
2. Q flips the two cards.
3. All PAX immediately:
• Travel the distance using the drawn MOT
• Does the drawn MOVE at the far end (solo)
• Travel the distance back using the drawn MOT
1. Reshuffle and lay them again.
2. Next man picks.

Continue until time is called or every man has drawn at least once.

GAME 3: DORA

MARY: Yeah, we all called her at least once.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: review of F3 for FNG (@SmallCrabs). We got carried away and sorta skipped it.
COT: Prayers.

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Webbs and Swings

WARMUP: SSH/MERKINS/peter Parkers/mountain climbers
THE THANG:
Jack Webb at the print shop- pull-ups / merkins up to 6/24

Ran to top of hill at Withers and Watson- stopped to bear crawl through field. Once we got to intersection Lunge walk to parking lot entrance, perform 20 burpees, run down to stop sign, 15 burpees, then run to next stop sign 10 burpees. Bear crawl to parking lot entrance, run back to stop sign for 5 burpees, run back top of hill at. Watson lunge walk to parking lot entrance and start over with X’s and O’s 20,15,10,5
Last round was squats
Mosey back to COT
MARY: YEP
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Operation love, thanksgiving convergence, Christmas party, read your newsletter
COT: yes

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Doom Loop

Started with a mosey run

Warmup: SSH, Windmills, Imp walkers, Moroccan N/C, low slow squats, arm circles, peter parkers, plank stretches.

Doom Loop: start on the line with 5 burpees, run to the wall and climb up/over it, run towards front of the school, bear crawl between the cones, run back to start line. We repeated for three loops.

Mosey run

Wall work: wall sit and pax at both ends run out for 3 burpees. Then did some BTW for five counts.

Mosey run

Push up circle: each pax did one thru the circle, then two…all the way to five.

Mosey run

Playground: partner DORA: P1 stays and does leg lifts (we held the fence), while P2 runs out to the concrete path and back. Count was 100.

Then did 10 pull ups OYO.

Mosey run

Bench work: step ups, ten each leg. Dips.

Run to COT for slam ball toss.

Fini

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Loredo & 3-Leaf Clover

WARMUP: Short mosey through the parking lot with a few warmup exercises. Then, grab a cinderblock and bring it to the intersection by the JROTC building. Leave it there and head to the track.
THE THANG:
For the first half of the workout, we’d honor SSG Edwardo Loredo.
6 Rounds On The Track
24 Squats
24 Push-Ups
24 Walking Lunges
400m Run

Exit the track and make our way to the cinderblocks for the 3-Leaf Clover. Perform 22 reps of each of 4 exercises, then run to the designated spot and back.

22 Cinderblock Swings
22 Chest Press
22 Flutters with Press (4ct)
22 Calf Raises
Run to AO Jones & back.

22 Simbas
22 Overhead Press
22 Curls
22 Bent Over Rows
Run to the school entrance & back

22 Back Squats
22 Dead Lifts
22 Tricep Extensions
22 LBCs (4ct)
Run to the stop sign at the bottom of the hill & back.

Repeat as much as you can, time permitting.

MARY: See above
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Food drive
COT: For sure

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Cuomo And Stang Board Games At The Fort

WARMUP: Run Around WEP stop at every swing and do 10 SSH
THE THANG: Cuomo Had A Board and I Had A Board. Mine Was Better Only Because It Had Mac Tar Dyes Involved
MARY: Some In Cadence Which Pax Thought I Couldn’t Do
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read Your Newsletter
COT:

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It’s about community

WARMUP: The heartstrings got loosened up out of the gates as Warning Track unloaded some baggage from a tough week, acknowledging the challenges of Living Right through the Flux of life and the importance of showing up this morning to be lifted up by his brothers. He followed up with the Obligatory SSHs and then set off from WEP.

THE THANG:

WT took the pax to the old Pike Elec parking lot stopping for some windmills, burpees and other fun enroute.

Pax broke into groups of 3 for a modified Dora across the parking lot. Midway through WT called audible due to pax incompetence and simplified to Dora in groups of 2. Terrible things like Merkins, squats, lunges, flutters, burpees, etc were unleashed on the pax

WT took pax to Memorial Park for more burpees and more shared pax stories of Why they come out to the Gloom on a wet Sat morning.

DD took the reins and moved the pax to a series of parking lots (pharmacy), Pike front courtyard, Town Hall back wall for pain stops including shoulder taps, wall sits, plank jacks, burpees, mtn climbers, peter parkers, Parker peters, etc.

Pax returned to WEP to appreciate JWOW’s lovely Christmas tree. Two rounds of partner work included bear crawls around tree + flutters followed by crawl bears around tree + HR merkins.

Mosey to grass in front of band shell for more partner work (merkins, shoulder taps, sit ups) interspersed with some burpees and lap around band shell. Finished off with Knee Tar N’dyae and Mahktar N’dyae.

Mosey home

MARY: included throughout

ANNOUNCEMENTS: coffeteria at HC

COT: great morning where we welcomed 3 FNGs + a Kotter while pax from 30s to 50s mixed it up and pushed each other to get 1% better.

“Our youth are our present” I heard my pastor say from the pulpit recently. Note he did NOT say “our future.” It’s as true in The Fort and in our community as it is in NYC with a 34 yr old mayor. Younger pax, you ARE leaders today — embrace your opportunity and duty. Seasoned pax — your leadership focus IS about bringing along the next generation of leaders — embrace your opportunity and duty.
We are blessed men to have these roles at this time.

Thanks to JWOW for the opportunity and Warning Track for the partnership.

Love you brothers!
#KeepPosting

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Springs street spine

15 total with six runners at Minnow Pond. Remainder did rucking.
Pledge and then run to former Hardee’s lot where the thang is explained as follows:
Parking lot is base camp. Do 10 burpees here.
Run up Springs st to its end (Summersby/Cone #1) and do 25 pushups
Run all the way back to base camp, 10 burpees
Run up Springs st to Close st (Cone #2) and do 25 pushups
Run all the way back to base camp, 10 burpees
Run up Springs st to Oak st (Cone #3) and do 25 pushups
Run all the way back to base camp, 10 burpees
Run up Springs st to Leroy st (Cone #4) and do 25 pushups
Run all the way back to base camp, 10 burpees
–>Jackrabbit pax restart to Leroy st and so on (reverse order).

We all ran back to Veteran’s park, did some stretches and then COT.

Stats: 3.3+ miles, 100+ push ups, 40 burpees.

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Wheel of Misfortune and too many reps

Since I was going to be DR for my birthday, I decided to do my birthday Q a day early. I wanted a good one and didn’t realize how good it was.
WARMUP: SSH, windmills
THE THANG: We picked up Cindy and took her down to the elementary school playground. Around the loop, about 15-20 yards apart were 6 stations.
They included:
10 OH Press
25 Decline Merkins
25 Curls
25 Squats with the block on your back
25 Big Boys with the block
25 Chest Press
25 Bent over rows
Run around the playground.

My intention was to do 420 reps, but we all know what happens when we try to count when we are working out, so we ended up with 3 rounds of 480 reps.

MARY: Everyone called something for the last 5 minutes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter. Lots of opportunities to give back.
COT: Prayers for a good 43rd trip around the sun.

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Rain or Shine, the East Side Shows Up

On this dark and gloomy day, I did a buddy a solid and took the Q while he had a last-minute conflict. I knew it was going to be raining, but I also knew that there were plenty of places to still get in a workout and stay dry at the same time at <#C02QBPU3S5N>.

Now, I admit, I haven’t been here in a while, but I was surprised when I showed up that NO ONE FROM THE WEST SIDE WAS THERE. I mean, it’s right around the corner from where a lot of you live. It’s a great AO with a lot to offer, and yet no one but 2 Eastsiders made it out?? You guys are missing out if you are not coming to <#C02QBPU3S5N>.

My only compadre was <@UN6PTD007> who is my SL ride or die. (Thanks bud!). Now, we did discuss bailing and going to Biscuit Belly, but decided that we needed to get some work done. So, off to the shelter we went.

WARMUP: Windmills, Moroccan Nightclubs, SSH

THE THANG: We put a board at the end of each concourse at the school. Each board had 6 exercises on it. The count for each was 10 reps. After completing that, run to the end of the next concourse and do that board at 10 reps. After we completed a round, the rep count increased by 5. It was a full body workout of abs, arms, legs, and a little running. This is one of those that is sneaky but will catch up with you later.

MARY: N/A as we did so many abs during the workout.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: So many things are going on. Pick something to help out with or support.

COT: Prayers for busy times and finding peace in them. Prayers for travels over the next few weeks.

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The Whittman

WARMUP:
THE THANG:
Warm-Up:
We kicked things off with a lap around the parking lot followed by:
• 25 Side-Straddle Hops
• 10 Imperial Walkers
• 10 Hillbilly Walkers
• 10 Cherry Pickers

The Thang:
Mosey to the track for The Whitman — a Hero WOD honoring Army Sergeant Jeremiah Wittman, who gave his life serving our country.

Workout:
• 15 Burpees
• 15 Jump Squats
• 15 Merkins
• 400m Run

Repeat for 8 rounds.

After finishing, we moseyed back to the parking lot for Four Corners Finisher:
• Center: 1 Burpee
• Corner 1: 15 Hello Dollies
• Corner 2: 15 Flutters
• Corner 3: 15 American Hammers
• Corner 4: 15 LBCs
Each round we added +5 reps.
MARY: plenty during corners
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethal
COT:

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