Eve of the Lord’s birth – convergence

WARMUP: The usual
THE THANG: DH-type-stuff
MARY: worked into Thang
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter & upcoming changes
COT: Lauren Hope Styles (sp?) – 21 RIP, Prayers for Geronimo & family. Reading from Ezekiel centered around helping others find their purpose

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Welcome to Chilis!

It was a beautiful morn at The Americal Jackal, the mumble chatter was off the charts. All the Q could do to dodge haymakers was lean into it and say thank you sir many I have another.

We ran down to the track for the longest 4 corners EVER! There was a dispute of if there really are corners on a circular track, but that is purely semantics.

I chose the number 8 for no particular reason other than 12 was too many and 6 was too few. It’s science.

Corner 1: 8 Merkins
Corner 2: 8 Squats
Corner 3: 8 Flutters
Corner 4: 8 Burpees

Mode of transport on the curved part of the track was lunges, karaoke, and nurring. Mode of transport on the straight aways was fast paced running.

I would like to say we did all of them, but we only got 6 laps in. So maybe 6 wasn’t too few after all.

We Native American ran back to COT for some Mary, announcement, prayers and praises.

JWow

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Rosie’s magical bean ride

WARMUP: SSH, Low slow squat, windmills, imperial walkers, merkins
THE THANG: Line it up!
40 Yards of MOT, 60 yards sprint
1. Bear Crawls
2. Lunge walks
3. high knees
4. broad jumps
5. bear crawls

In between rounds, 15 Hand release merkins, 20 squats, 25 CDDs, 30 shoulder taps, 35sec plank

Pauly D – 50 yards + sprint of 50
1. NUR
2. Jog

Jack Webb from 1 to 10
1 Merkin, 4 hand claps
all the way to 10 merkins, 40 handclaps, baby!

Sevens – Apollo Onos, Leg raises.

The flag was passed, another man grows!
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Congrats Pauly D
COT:

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MILGA MONEY

WARMUP:
LB warm-up
SSH
Imp Walkers
Hilbilly Walkers
Low slow squat
Merkins
Broga
Mosey

THE THANG:

MILGA MONOPOLY

GO!! Do 200 LBCs between your team. Next MOT: Lunge Walk
GRAB ONE MILGA MONEY AFTER YOU GO AROUND THE BOARD ONCE. ROLL DICE FOR NEXT STOP

521: Band Camps Pit Stop. Bear Crawl 6 Cones Up

521: 50 SSH shared
Next MOT: Crab Walk

521: 50 Merkins Shared
Next MOT: NUR

Redstone: 50 Mountain Climbers shared
Next MOT: Walk

Redstone: 50 Imperial Walkers shared
Next MOT: Run

Redstone: THE SHARONVIEW SECURITY GUARD IS ONTO YOU! RUN A FULL LAP DO NOT STOP AT GO!

Jail: 10 Burpees OYO each. Until you roll a 6 you do 1 burpee a piece for each roll
Next MOT: Duck Walk
If band camp sent you here thank him

SUN CITY: 50 Big Boy Sit-ups shared
NEXT MOT: NUR

SUN CITY: 50 Swings Shared
NEXT MOT: Crab Walk

SUN CITY: 50 Squats with ruck. Shared
MOT: Walk with Ruck until you return or pass this site for all sites. Leave it for the next group.

THE EXCHANGE: grab Ruck if no one has it and do 10 squats a piece. If someone has it grab it and do their workout send them back to this space

THE EXCHANGE: 2 minutes of jump rope
NEXT MOT: Bear Crawl

FREE PARKING: Do a 10 Count. Roll again
NEXT MOT: Walk

RIZZOS SPAGHETTI HOUSE: 50 KB swings shared
NEXT MOT: Run

SWEETWATERS: 15 Burpees Each OYO. Good form
NEXT MOT: Walk

SWIG: 20 Goofballs each (DH GETS JUMP SQUATS)
NEXT MOT: Bear Crawl

SHAUN CRAWFORD’S SPOT: ALL OUT SPRINT 6 SPACES AND BACK
NEXT MOT: Walk

Mick Mulveneys Deal House: 20 SSH shared. Grab all the MILGA MONEY of the team in front of you and send them back to this spot and take their spot.
MOT: MOSEY

Dorian Williams’ Depot: 50 calf raises
NEXT MOT: Bear Crawl

Lancaster Sheriff Station: 50 Diamond Merkins Shared
NEXT MOT: Run

Chance: Roll dice. Add a zero to the end of the number and do that many squats/merkins or calf raises
NEXT MOT: Duck Walk

High Seas Mini Golf: 50 Bobby Hurleys shared
Next MOT: lunge walk

Firethorne Country Club: 50 Carolina Dry Docks shared.
Next MOT: Mosey

Andrew Jackson State Park: 2 minutes of planking
Next MOT: Crab Walk

Birdcages House: Do 10 squats with as poor form as possible
NEXT MOT: Walk

Hells Angels Clubhouse. 50 jump squats
Next MOT: Bear Crawl

Redfin: 50 Hillbilly Walkers Shared
Next MOT: Run

MARY:
Flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Thanksgiving convergence
Pizza
Food collection
Bethel
Christmas party

COT:
Health and fellowship

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The Impossible Mile

WARMUP: barely
THE THANG: impossible mile
400m Bear Crawls
400m Lunge Walks
400m Burpee Broad Jumps (no one got past this)
400m sprint
MARY: nah
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Operation Love, Christmas Party, Bethel
COT:
Yes

So this workout was one of many that remind me why we do what we do.
Unexpected FNG came out this am, dudes an ex marine and a solid dude. Knew we would be there. But really it’s because every single man made a decision they weren’t going to leave the next man hanging. That’s why we post in unpleasant conditions, wee hours of the morning and in some cases with little sleep the day after a birthday where it would have been nice to sleep in if I’m being honest. I wouldn’t have been there for my brothers, and I also wouldn’t have gotten to see Private Dancer who came up from Florida, Dear Abby from Chicago, Boomhaur on his second post, met Hershey and MP, and gotten to see DH do some DH ish, with an FNG onboarding and so and and so on….So all in all a great morning. Welcome Body Butter!

The workout itself, well that’s another story. I wouldn’t say I regret it but I am going to be feeling that one for a few days…

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Complicated not Hard

WARMUP: 105 SSH in Cadence

THE THANG:
– Bear crawls and jump squats
– Lunge walk and merkins
– Hill run + 6-count burpees in cadence
– Hill run + LBC in cadence
– Derkins, dips and incline merkins

3 minutes of Mary

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Reps and reps

WARMUP: SSH, Windmill, off cadence merkins, low slow squat, moroccan neck guy clubs
THE THANG: circuit, beginning with 8 reps each, increasing by 2 reps each time through
DL
Goblet squat
Merkins
OH press
kettlebell cleans
split squat each leg
Single leg DL
Repeat +2 reps

Farmers Carry, Rack carry, OH carry, farmers carry

25 KB swings
25 Merkins
Plank

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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And then there were 2

WARMUP: Yep. In cadence and everything

THE THANG:
String of Pearls
https://f3nation.com/post/super-21
Hit 3 miles

MARY:
Just a smidge

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your https://mailchi.mp/b8a57c9f78e2/lorrorq9g6-13584616

COT: Float Bridge joined us to break up his solo marathon training and then ran off into the horizon

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