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The Kettlebell Tolls for Thee, at Cannonball

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It was a misty morn as 14 gathered to sling kettlebells at Cannonball, including FNG “Silent Bob”, who was EH’d at Trunk or Treat by O’Reilly just this past Sunday.  YHC sort of forgot I was on Q till yesterday, so props for the promo from Two Ferns.  Post disclaimer for the FNG, here’s how it went down:

Warm-o-rama

  • 20 SSH IC
  • 15 Imperial Walkers, IC
  • 10 Windmills, IC
  • 10 Merkins, IC
  • 20 Moroccan Night Clubs, IC
  • 200 year walk with kettlebell held high, around the parking lot

The Thang, Part I

We split the group into two teams of 7 so we could divide and conquer 3 boards:

Board I – all with 25lb kettlebell

  • single arm curls, 10 per arm
  • Goblet squats, 10 (although group 2 did 15)
  • around the body partner pass, 15 revolutions each direction
  • take walking lap around the parking lot with kettlebell held high with one arm
  • KB swings, 10 IC
  • KB Merkins, 10 each arm
  • KB lunges, 10 per leg
  • take walking lap around the parking lot with kettlebell held high with one arm

Board II:

  • Lawnmowers, 10 per arm
  • Tiny Tim (75ish lb KB) deadlifts, 10
  • Alternating shoulder press ladder, 1-5
  • take walking lap around the parking lot with kettlebell held high with one arm
  • KB calf raises, x30
  • 2 handed triceps extensions, x20
  • Single arm chest press, 10 per arm
  • take walking lap around the parking lot with kettlebell held high with one arm

Board III:

  • 10 burpees, (without KB)
  • Flutters with KB, 15 IC
  • Freddie Mercurys, 15 IC
  • KB American hammers, 15 IC
  • take walking lap around the parking lot with kettlebell held high with one arm

The Thang, part II

  • People’s chair with KB, guys on the end do 3 leaping jump squats
  • BttW (or People’s chair mod), guys on the end do something I can’t remember
  • take walking lap around the parking lot with kettlebell held high with one arm
    • on the last leg, KB Lieutenant Dans (about 30 yards)

The Thang part IV:

  • Bear crawl relay, about 25 yards…not sure which team won
    • started by dragging the KB, then Omaha’d to simple bear crawl

For a non-running post Nessie workout we still got 1.4 miles in.  Prayers for healing and New River Women’s retreat.  Welcome to FNG “Silent Bob”.  It was an honor to lead.

Wolverine

 

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Ultimate Burpee Frisbee

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Usually I cannot make The Deep on Saturdays due to my work schedule but I had vacation this week and O’Riely hit me up to Q it.  The Deep is usually the more light hearted of the F3 workouts due to the 2.0’s that show up so the challenge is to not only Q an hour long workout but one the doesn’t send the 2.0’s home crying.  I have in the past whipped out my frisbee in my Q’s but have never had a half hour game of Ultimate Frisbee but with this great AO I finally had my chance.

COP

In Cadence-SSHx30/Cherry Pickersx10/Tha Windmillx10/LSSx10

Co-Main Event

The first half of the workout was in the dark so I kept it in the parking lot with an exercise routine I found on the F3 Exercise list called the Billy Madison.  Since we were at a school it seemed appropriate.

12xCDD’s/12xBig Boy Sit-Ups/12xSquats/12xDonkey Kicks/12x Lunges/Bear Crawl for distance-Lap around School(Lap was too long so I shortened it to the parking lot in between rounds).  We never made it through all 12 grades due to time.

Main Event

Ultimate Burpee Frisbee! The rules are the Ultimate Frisbee rules with a F3 catch.  If the frisbee hits the ground both teams must do 5 burpees.  This penalty was reduced as the game… and the burpees went on.  The team that scored only had to due 5 burpees and the scored upon team had to do (at first 10 Kraken Burpees but that penalty was reduced as the game progressed). Team 1 won the match 3 scores to 2 and claimed bragging rights.  The Pax seemed to enjoy the game despite doing around 125 burpees.

Announcements- The Nesse is coming!  Lake Wylie’s first ever CSAUP will be dropping on October 26 at 6AM starting at TheDeep.  Come help our new region celebrate!  Special thanks to the men of TheFort for their support in this endeavor as they are the ones who started the region. Prayers for cancer and heart problems with some members of the Pax’s families and always prayers for this crazy but awesome world we live in.  Thanks O’rielly for the opportunity to lead.  Peace!

 

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Avast Ye Scurvy Dogs! All Aboard the Ship of Pain at Crow’s Nest…Argh!

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Once again it was me pleasure to deliver the Monday morn beat down to the land lubbers of Lake Wylie…enough pirate talk…We have 15 join YHC for my 22nd Q of 2019 (two over my goal of 20 set back in January).  I’m nursing Ragnar knee (combination of IT band and my 49.5 years of age) but two advils and onward!  Here’s how it went down:

Warm-o-rama:

  • Short mosey through the parking lot to circle up
  • 15 Imperial walkers, IC
  • 10 Weed pullers, IC
  • 20 SSH, IC
  • 20 Moroccan night clubs, IC
  • 20 Chinooks, IC
  • 10 Balance merkins, IC (extend opposite arm and leg at the top of the merkin

The Thang – part I

  •  Partner Dora – 100 merkins, 200 squats, 300 LBCs

The Thang – part II

We counted off by 3s for a rotating 3 station beatdown; groups stayed together, planked for the 6 before taking a lap and moving to the next station:

Station 1:

  • 25 SSH OYO
  • 20 Flutters, IC as a group
  • 15 Derkins OYO
  • 25 CDDs, OYO
  • Plank for the 6 then take a lap to station 2

Station 2:

  • 10 lunges per leg
  • 10 WWII Sit ups
  • 10 tricep hammers per arm with 20lb dumbell
  • 10 diamond merkins

Station 3:

  • 15 Medicine ball jump squats – 10lb ball
  • 10 Burpees
  • 20 LBCs, IC
  • Bicep curls, 10 per arm, 25lb dumbell

The Thang, Part III

  • Wall squats – end pax run out and do 3 vertical jumps, all they got
  • Balls to the Wall –  end pax run out and do 5 merkins

Icing on the Cake:

  • 15 Freddie Mercurys, IC
  • 15 Crunch Frogs, IC
  • 10 Crab Cakes, IC

Moleskin

Announcements:

  • All LW week day workouts moved up 15 min to 5AM to accommodate the impending hell that is the closure of Pole Branch rd for 6 months
  • The Nessie – LW CSAUP 10/26 – teams of 3 for 10 miles of running and pain stations – get your teams ready to compete for 2nd place (behind the team of Survey Says, Stagefright and YHC)

Prayers & Praises

  • Praise for Qbert and the M have begun the adoption process!
  • Prayers for safe travel and healing of the injured and sick
  •  Gratitude

Thanks to all the PAX for coming out and for Iced T for letting me Q!  Always energizes my body and soul!

Wolverine

 

 

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Poop Deck (9/26/2019)

We had 13 HIM at the Poop Deck on a beautiful fall morning. We started with a mosey around the parking lot before circling up for the warm up.

Warm Up
Goofballs – 20 IC
Windmill – 10 IC
Cotton Pickers – 10 IC
SSH – 20 IC
MNC – 15 IC
Hillbillies – 15 IC
Imperial Walker – 15 IC
Peter Parker – 15 IC
Parker Peter – 15 IC
Downward dog to Honeymooner

The Thang
We made our way to one of the rows in the parking lot of the Muscle Factory. Each exercise was finished where we started. There were approximately 13 rows (26).

Round 1
Bear Crawl to each line, followed by a merkin.

Round 2
Crap walk to each line, followed by 5 crab cakes.

Round 3
Lunge walk to each line. At each line we did a squat.

Round 4
Broad jump to each line. At each line we did a burpee.

5 burpees OYO for Cat Lady or was it Cat Man (thanks Wolverine..sigh)

Dora 1-2-3
Partner 1 performs 100 merkins, 200 jump squats and 300 mountain climbers while partner 2 runs and then flip flop until all exercises are complete.

Mary
Exercises included crunchy frogs, lbcs, box cutters, chopsticks, merkins, plank jacks, alternating shoulder taps and dying cock roaches.

Circle of Trust
Beginning the week of October 14 for approximately six months the following AO’s will be at 5:00 a.m. (Crow’s Nest, Cannonball, Shipwreck and Poopdeck).

F3 Lake Wylie CSAUP is Saturday, October 26. Check out the backblast here.

Don’t forget to order your F3 Lake Wylie shirt. Deadline to order is October 3. Order your shirt here.

Speedhandle promoted a bible study Friday morning at 6:30 a.m. and Men’s Night at 7:00 p.m. Friday evening at New River Church.

Prayer’s for Survey Says.  His grand father recently passed away. Also prayers for the Lawton family at New River Church.

I enjoyed the opportunity to lead. I hope you all were able to burn as many calories as I did this morning.

Aye,
Sean Corcoran (RADAR)

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Living up to its name

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We had 11 on a wonderful fall morning for part 2 of my back-to-back Q’s this week.

We had an FNG out this morning so I gave a nice disclaimer and off we went for a long lap around the parking lot mixing in some toy soldiers and karaokes along the way.  We then circled up for some CoP.

I’m not much for warm-ups so after 9 slow windmills I explained how we would do CoP this morning.  Since today I was tackling the letters F & G from the Exicon, I found a a routine called “Global Warming” that I thought might be a fun way to get the blood flowing.

The PAX, already in a circle, had to hold Al Gore while shuffling their feet (think football drills) while I called out an exercise & count, they then perform the exercise OYO and returned to their Al Gore shuffle.  I was mixing quite a few in so I can’t remember everything I called, it was completely random, but consisted of Merkins, Mountain Climbers, Squats, SSH, and then a plank hold routine I like to do that went on for a couple of minutes.  I tell all the PAX to get into plank and then call out randomly up/down.  When down is called you are supposed to hold 6″ until I say up again (returning to normal plank).

After Global Warming we went down to the lower deck and quickly realized why we don’t go down here much anymore, it smells horrible, just what you would expect a “Poopdeck” to smell like I suppose.

Anyway, the next routine was F- Four Corners Escalator.  I had setup some cones in a rectangular shape with the long ends probably 100 yards apart and the short ends, maybe 20-25 yards.  Start at the 1st cone and work your way around all 4 Corners Escalator style!

  • 1st cone   10 Flying Squirrels
  • 2nd cone 10 Flying Squirrels, 20 Merkins
  • 3rd cone  10 Flying Squirrels, 20 Merkins, 30 Squats
  • 4th cone  10 Flying Squirrels, 20 Merkins, 30 Squats, 40 Lunges

Method of travel between each cone was to run the long sides and bear crawl the short sides. Upon completion of all 4 cones we took a long mosey around the entire bottom parking lot and then worked our way back down the Four Corners Escalator.

  • 4th cone  40 Lunges, 30 Squats, 20 Merkins, 10 Flying Squirrels
  • 3rd cone  30 Squats, 20 Merkins, 10 Flying Squirrels
  • 2nd cone 20 Merkins, 10 Flying Squirrels
  • 1st cone   10 Flying Squirrels

Same method of travel and then another long loop around the parking deck when done.

For the final routine we did “Gunners”, which is basically some sprints.  The explanation was something like a gun, from the hammer to the barrel or something like that.  So the Q picks a number for the “hammer” which were American Hammers x50, and then an explosive exercise, so I chose 10 Bombjacks, followed by a run/sprint AYG (down the barrel I suppose).

So PAX on their six, 50 American Hammers, 10 Bombjacks and then 100 yard sprint AYG x2

Then 2 more sprints (back & forth), but this time Burpees instead of Bombjacks.

After this we had a few minutes to spare so we moseyed back to CoT and did about 2 minutes of Abs.  I called out Hello Dolly’s, and other PAX called out some LBC’s, Flutters, and Alternating Shoulder taps.

Exercise Totals:

  • Almost 2 miles of running
  • 80 Flying Squirrels
  • 120 Merkins (not counting CoP)
  • 120 Squats (not counting CoP)
  • 80 Lunges
  • 20 Bombjacks
  • 20 Burpees
  • 200 American Hammers
  • 4 “AYG” sprints
  • ~ 100 yards of bear crawlin’
  • And some other Ab lab stuff and CoP exercises.  Not too shabby!

We wrapped it up as usual in our CoT:

  • 10/26 LKW CSAUP (teams of 3)
  • Literally no other praises or prayers this morning so we ended with a prayer of what was on our hearts and prayed for our families and injured PAX.
  • Welcome FNG Floss!

Thanks for the Q Costanza!

Until next time,

-Flux-

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Dirty D’s

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Another great LKW start to a Monday morning. 16 PAX showed up to work off “whatever” they consumed during the NFL kickoff weekend.

I gave a good disclaimer, asked if anyone had any injuries I needed to know about, and off we went for a FAST mosey.  I announced where we would end up and let the PAX filter in as we started some CoP exercises, which included:

SSH (20)

Windmills (8)

MNC (15)

I then asked if anyone knew how many points the Steelers lost by the night before.  Since I stayed up for that debacle, I made everyone do a Flying Squirrel for each point my team lost by… so 30 Flying Squirrels, OYO.

Then finished up with something a bit different.  I had all the PAX get in plank and I yelled out down (6” hold) and up (back to plank) at various intervals for the next couple of minutes, this was fun.

I’ve been working my way through the Exicon and today was the letter “D”, so whatever exercises or routines I picked would be found in that section of the Exicon.

1st routine:

Dirty McDuece

Pretty simple routine (keeping it simple is good) that had the PAX doing 4 sets of 3 exercises followed by a lap after each set.

The sets included; 12 4-count Merkins (24), 12 4-count Squats (24), and 12 4-count Hello Dolly’s (24).

After doing about 100 apiece of those exercises we were all nice and warm.  Next up…

2nd routine:

Doracides

Another simple yet effective exercise that most PAX quickly understood and off we went.

We partnered up in typical Dora fashion and performed the following exercises:

100 Bombjacks

150 Step-ups

200 Dips

250 2-count Flutters

While PAX A was dong the reps PAX B was doing a short 10-yard Bear Crawl/Crawl Bear to kick off the “suicide” followed by sprints of about 25 and 40 yards before swapping with their partner.  Most finished, but I called this one a little early because get to my last routine.

3rd and final routine:

Del Brown

He was some fly fisherman or something, but the routine was simple, 10 diamond merkins, 25 yard crab walk, 10 diamond merkins, 25 yard crab walk back, followed by 10 more diamond merkins.  What I didn’t tell the PAX was is that I was timing them and if they didn’t beat their time on the 2nd attempt there would be a penalty.  Alas, we will never know, we were running short on time so I gave the PAX and option to finish up a couple minutes late and finish the 2nd set of the routine or head back… they quickly chose the EASIER thing and headed back. 

Oh well, there is always next time.

We finished up with the usual announcements, praises, and prayers in our CoT.  

Announcement – LKW official on 10/26, we’re launching with our 1st CSAUP that morning, the “Nessie” get your teams of 3 ready!  

Prayers for safe travels, (I’m on a plane as I type this), sick and injured PAX, and they death of a 19 year old girl who passed away recently. 

Thanks Iced-T for the opportunity to Q.

Until next time,

Flux

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Cannonball : Bakers Dozen of courage, was just what the Cake Boss ordered!

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YHC got the invite to lead at Cannonball and I seized the opportunity. The PAX of Lake Wylie are accelerating at high pace and I did not want to miss an opportunity to encourage and continue to “Give it Away”.

Met a bunch on new faces and brothers of da gloom. It was awesome to post and get better with this crew. Two-ferns is doing great work out there so I encourage all PAX to get out there and post.

Disclaimer and Introductions made. AWay we went

  • Mosey around parking
  • Shuffles
  • Karaoke
  • Plank series
  • Merkins

Grab the bells and mosey to lower parking lot

Count off in 3s and get to a station

First round, do 10 reps of each exercise, mosey to play ground and get 10 Swing Crunches rotate to next station

Second round, do 15 reps of each exercise, mosey to play ground and get 15 Dips, rotate to next station.

Kettlebell swing
bent row
Figure eight
squats
Upright row

Lunge press
Sumo
Curls L/R
American Hammer
Tri Extension

Flutters
Hello dolly’s
Freddy’s
Deadlift
Kettlebell Merkins

Lots of encouragement and team work. F3 is best when we operate as a group and accomplish things together.

I spoke to the men about Courage and when we were young and foolish we had stupid courage like picking fights for no reason other than stupidity. Today as men with families and responsibility our Courage has different meaning. Having tough conversation, making tough decisions and trusting in Sky Q and his direction in our lives. I challenge the PAX to take a step towards uncomfortable and be courageous in getting better in relationships and living for something bigger than ourselves.

Thanks Two Ferns!

Cake Boss out!

 

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Shot at a Free NITRO at HIT

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It was a great day since it was Wednesday and I Love the new Mod/HIT Shipwreck Site and Coffeteria (NITRO). Ricky Bobby was on Q for the Mod and it was his VQ! So he did the disclaimer and we spilt into the Mod and HIT groups. The Mod group took off towards the track and I kept the HIT guys back for a minute and challenged them (because I feel that if we have a challenge in front of us we seem to push a little harder). So the challenge was simple, u beat me and I buy u a NITRO. Point system will be explained shortly. So we ran (not moseyed since this is HIT) over to the track where the Mod group was power walking/slow moseying. We got a little ahead of them where I stopped my group and we did some Seal Jax until the Mod group caught up to us then we ran to the other side of the track where we stopped again and did some Smurf Jax until they caught us again. We then ran to the back of the school where the hill is and began the Thang:

The lighting is decent on the hill so we walked down it and I told the Pax to get familiar with the terrain. The ground was a little damp and slick (thankfully I knew my Weinke and was prepared by wearing my new trail shoes). Eleanor not happy because he said he felt like a cartoon character slipping because his shoes are stating to wear on the fronts from all the burpees. That is a good thing because that means he is getting after it. So here is the challenge details. Run up the hill on the count of 3 and the first to the top has to do 3 merkins the rest do 4. Walk back down and repeat the race up the hill and each time the winner does only 3 and the losers add one so the second time the losers did 5 then 6 then 7 and so on. Some Pax thought they would sand back and win the later ones but after 3 trips up they were gassed and were falling too far behind in points. Long story short I OWE NOBODY A NITRO! Hats off to Speedhandle and Austin Powers for the push. My take on it, I owe it all to the Pre-Stuff! That truly makes me stronger.

Dessert was the Flag punishment I had to do for leaving my flag once at cannonball. 50 Burpees and 13 Kraken Burpees. Now the Bastards try to distract me every Tuesday just to try to make me forget it. Bastards!!

Ricky Bobby Took care of the Announcements and Prayers!

Always a pleasure to lead.

TWO FERNS
Twofernshotmail@F3lakewylie.com

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Shovel Flag Handoff @ The Deep

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What a day!

This morning was a beautiful sight to see.  30 men came out to see the passing of the shovel flag from YHC to O’Reilly.  I have been lucky enough to call myself Site Q of The Deep since March(?) 2018 and have loved every minute of it.  When I was first asked to take over by Royale, I said yes without hesitation.  I didn’t know it at the time, but running this site was going to instrumental to my growth as a leader within our F3 region and in my personal life.  I remember when I first took over as Site-Q, there were Saturday’s that I wouldn’t make it out and just chalked it up to work the night before.  But it wasn’t long before I got my mindset on being present and taking on my leadership role.  When Royale asked me to take on being Site-Q, he didn’t want someone to just make a schedule and be absent.  So I changed work schedules accordingly and even if for some reason I had to work the night before; I still made it out the next morning.

Thanks to everyone that stepped up to Q during my tenure.  Without you, The Deep wouldn’t be where it is today.

The Thang:

Disclaimer for our 4 FNGs and the PAX.  Mosey across to the Elementary School.  COP exercises included: SSHs, Windmills, Moroccan Night Clubs, Merkins, Flutters and Mountain Climbers.  Maybe some other stuff but I forgot.

Shakespeare’s Q- Playground Dora

PAX partnered up.  100 pull ups, 200 Squats, 300 Freddie Mercury.  1 PAX work and other made a run around the playground area.  Swap on return.

O’Reilly’s Q- Track Work

PAX got into 4 groups and lined up on the track.  Each group took off and ran approx. 100M.  After the run, PAX completed various amounts of exercises as a group and then lined up for the next run/exercise.  It started as a slow mosey for 100M but it soon turned into a sprinting race between Witch Hunt and Two Ferns.  Which then turned into Witch Hunt, Two Ferns, Flux, Shakespeare, John Wick, and Wolverine… and some others… but they were behind me so I wouldn’t know.

Exercises after the run included (in no particular order): 50 Merkins, 50 Lunges, 50 Bomb Jacks, 50 squat jumps… and stuff like that.  You’d have to ask O’Reilly what he wrote on his Weinke.  I don’t remember.  I just remember doing all the exercises and reps.

NameORama and Ball of Man at the end.

Announcements (all in the past now)

Prayers- For our brother Riverboat who passed the night before.  He was Godly man who ministered the Word until his last moment.  Fighting a brain tumor and multiple recurrences of this over the years; he never wavered in his Belief.  We were lucky to have him come towards the end of a workout at The Deep and give him his name.  He prayed over us that day.  Riverboat will be missed on Earth; but we all know where he is and there is absolutely no doubt about it.

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Coupons of Rock

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Had a total of 12 plus myself to attend a beat down with Coupons. I wasn’t feeling all too well today after seeing the Doctor yesterday. So my goal was to help with form and to push the PAX to getting a good proper burn while using the right form.

The Thang.

I had 7 different stations

I had the group count off by 7’s to determine which station was their start point.

#1 (The Counter) was 5 station suicides with burpees at each cone. Once the group at this station completed this is what made the PAX move to the next station.

#2 Lateral Raises to Center. This was hard for most due to size of pavers being used. So it resulted in different various shoulder exercises. All focusing on the shoulders.

#3 Colt 45’s (lots of mumble chatter here) yes these pavers were larger than station #2. Just like the bicep curls of 21’s. This was a 15 rep  bicep curl count going from arms down to 90 degree angle with elbows in. Followed by another 15 rep curl from 90 degree to paver to chest. Then lastly 15 rep count full bicep curl. Hence the 45’s. Once you hit 45 you started back again till moving to next station

#4 Burp Merican. This was a Burpee that increased the number of Mericans per each rep. So your first Burpee when down in the Merican you completed one. Then the second Burp you did 2 Mericans, and so forth.

#5 Alligator Merican with Bear Crawls. You started out doing the Alligator Merican from point A to point B. Once you made it to point B you Bear Crawled back to point A. You continued this until moving to next station.

#6 Elf on the Shelf. You started with a paver on one side of you. Grab the paver on that side while keeping it on that side basically made a rainbow motion brining paver to other side. Touching the ground, then bring back.

#7 Center Chest Raise. Grab paver in hands with palms/wrist facing up. With elbows locked go from waist to 90 degree angle (Shoulder/chest height) straight out. Squeeze then slow let down. working the lower chest.

The PAX completed the first round. I had them circle up around me and had Story time. I talked about my past a little and about what the past can do to you. Give you excuses, push you, or hurt you. That you shouldn’t use the past to determine your failures but use it to better you and make you a better person. Push you. After the short talk I sent them for round 2. I hope that little bit helped because I didn’t hear as much mumble chatter and saw a different fire under all the guys out there. It was an honor to Q at the Poopdeck and share a little about myself.

Ended with COT.

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