Gut Buster

WARMUP: SSH, Cherry Picker, Mosey
THE THANG: Gut Buster Board:
Run a lap of the track after each set
100 LBC
90 Flutter Kick
80 Freddie Mercury
70 American Hammer
60 Mountain Climber
50 Weezy Jefferson
40 Big Boy
30 Leg Lifts
20 V-Situps
90sec Plank
60sec Plank
MARY: No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lawn Care, Highway Clean up, T&H
COT: Many needs

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Deck of Cards With Too Many Jokers

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Moroccan Night Clubs, 5 burpees
THE THANG: Deck of Cards
Hearts=Merkins
Diamonds= Diamond Merkins
Spades=Squats
Clubs=Big Boys
Jokers=25 burpees
After each PAX pulled a card, we ran 2 laps around the parking lot to get some cardio in, too. I included a 3rd Joker in the deck just to make it more fun 😉
MARY: Round Robin Style
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Trash Pickup, T&H, Read the Newsletter
COT: Lots of prayers for health, transitions, new schools, and marriages.

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Zero Running

WARMUP: Windmills, Torso-twist, Hillbilly Walkers
THE THANG:
1. 200 Kettlebell swings with 2 burpees every 90 seconds
2. 21- Burpee Jump Overs and 21 two-handed clean and press, 15- Burpee Jump Overs and 15 two-handed clean and press, 9 Burpee Jump Overs and 9 two-handed clean and press
3. 4 Rounds of 17 reps of each of the following: kettlebell swings, deep knee-to-elbow squats, and deadlifts
4. 10 reps of Burpees, KB Thrusters, High Pulls, KB Swings followed by 3 reps of Burpees, KB Thrusters, High Pulls, KB Swings. We ran out of time to do the full 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1

MARY: Flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tortoise and Hair, Golf Event
COT: Closed in prayer

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Anyway but the stinky dumpsters

WARMUP:
We did dynamic warm up
Some moseys some wall work and then back to main parking lot
THE THANG:
9 lanes
10 Merkins, 20 Squats, 30 LBCs at top of each lane run to next one

MARY:
Plank on curb
PAX bear crawl to. End of line …2times with 5 burpees at the end
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Rabbit and Turtle Training

8 men showed up at the park. Promise made, no roaming is the wet field. Warm-ups: SSHs, Imperial Walkers, Windmills, Plank, PP, Merkins,PP, more merkins.
Next, stroll around the park. Partner 1 farmer carried sandbags, while Partner 2 ran to swing and back. Flapjack.
Finished at the amphitheatre. Next, wall sit, 1 – 4 Merkin – Arm raise combo, finished 10 -40.
Stroll around the park again, this time, one sandbag, alternate between shoulder carry and front carry. Finished at the amphitheatre.
Two additional sandbag carries around the amphitheatre, first partner one bear crawl while other partner bag carry. Second partner one lunge walk while other partner bag carry.
We finished with a cool down lap around the parking lot.
I was ready for a nap afterwards.

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Are we really doing this today?

Rainy morning began with a text from the Funhouse, “Are we really doing this today?” Yep, always outside. Six men showed up, not afraid of the pouring rain. Not speed records were broken, safety was top priority.
First stop, the pharmacy for some warm up exercises. Next we made our way to the somewhat covered WEP. We started with a starfish, three legs, exercises at each, back to amphitheatre.
Next, we did sort of a tempo run around the parking lot with one member of the group running to the top of the entrance for 5 burpees. We finished with a lap around the field stopping a each swing for merkins, squats, LBCs, and puddles.
Back to COT
Great job men!

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Low and slow

WARMUP:
Goofballs
Low slow squats
Low slow merkins

THE THANG:
Bear crawl up the hill

Mozy to Print Shop
Reminder that Pints and Padres is tonight
5 rounds of Cindy
Slow it down
Dead hang for the 6

Mozy to hill behind print shop
11s
Lunges L+R=1
CDDs

1 more rounds of Cindy at print shop

Hill Sprint finisher by COT

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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back to school special

WARMUP: some mumblechatter
THE THANG: ruckers – 2ish mile loop down to WEP and on the trail to Harris St Park and back towards Printshop and back to Veterans

Runners – 4.5 mile loop through main street into zipperland then back towards city hall and down harris street to the park. Trail to WEP then around DT a bit to get to 4.5 miles

MARY: Ruckers were broga’ing when runners arrived

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter

COT: yup

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Bring em out bring em out

WARMUP: pre-run at 0445
THE THANG: braden loops – with 3 pain stations
stop 1 – 20 squats
stop 2 – 30 LBCs
stop 3 – 20 merkins

3 to 4 miles by all

MARY: a few core exercises

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter

COT: yup

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Going for the Gold!!!!

8/9/24 Slow Burn Q

Warm-Up

Start with the Mission statement, 5 Core Principles, the injury disclaimer.

Today’s beatdown theme will be Summer Olympics trivia.

Various Quad/Leg/Glute stretches

15 SSH IC, 15 Tappy Taps, 10 Peter Parker’s, 10 Imperial and Hillbilly Walkers

Thang 1: I started out by stating that knowing the answers to the trivia questions will determine whether the PAX will enjoy the rest of the beatdown or not.

This first progression was a pyramid shuttle run with exercises in between.

Trivia Question 1: When was the name of the 1992 USA Men’s Basketball team? Dream Team – Penalty: 5 burpees.

20 yd broad jump – 2 burpees – 20 yd broad jump back – 20 Dry Docks

Trivia Question 3: When was the average margin of victory for the Dream Team – 24, 34, 44, or 54 pts? 44 pts – Penalty: 5 burpees.

30 yd lunge walk – 3 burpees – 30 yd lunge walk back – 30 Air Squats

Trivia Question 3: How many gold medals did Michael Phelps win in 2008? 8 golds

40 yd sprint – 4 burpees – 40 yd sprint back to goal line – 40 Flutter Kicks

Trivia Question 4: The 1996 USA women’s gymnastics team was dubbed the “Magnificent Seven”. Their victory marked the first gold in women’s team gymnastics. Name 1 of the 7 gymnasts. Shannon Miller, Dominque Dawes, Dominque Mocineau, Kerri Shrug, Amanda Borden, Jaycie Phelps, Amy Chow

50 yd sprint – 5 burpees – 50 yd sprint back – 50 mountain climbers

Trivia Question 5: Who is the most decorated female Olympic swimmer?– Katie Ledecky – 20 merkins

40 yd sprint – 4 burpees – 40 yd sprint back to goal line – 40 Flutter Kicks

Trivia Question 6: Who is the only sprinter to win the 200m and 400m gold at the same Olympics? Michael Johnson

30 yd lunge walk – 3 burpees – 30 yd lunge walk back – 30 – Air Squats

Trivia Question 7: Which Olympics drew the largest TV audience in history? 2008 Beijing

20 yd broad jump – 2 burpees – 20 yd broad jump back to goal line – 20 Dry Docks

Thang 2 – On the Track as a group. Jogs. Correct answers allowed for Merkins/seal jacks/squats, wrong answers were met with burpees.

100m – Which events have been featured at every Olympics since 1896? Track, Fencing, Cycling, Gymnastics, Swimming. – 10 plank jacks

100m – In what year did Jesse Owens win all the sprinting events in Berlin? 1936 10 plank jacks

100m – At the 1912 Stockholm Summer Games, this incredibly versatile athlete won gold in the decathlon and pentathlon. This Native American went on to become a highly decorated NFL, MLB, and professional basketball player and is one of the top 3 athletes of all time. Who is he? Jim Thorpe 10 plank jacks

100m – The first modern marathon was ran at the first modern Olympics in Athens in what year? 1896 – 10 plank jacks

100m – Considered the GOAT in men’s tennis, this great has won 20 grand slam tournament titles and competed in 4 Olympics, but never won men’s singles gold. Who is he? Roger Federer – 10 plank jacks

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