Omaha, Omaha! These streets have no name.

WARMUP:

Got the WOD inspiration from Florida Georgia line day before while working the BoFlex. Board of Pain w/ acrostic SIMPLE.

Decided rk take 1 of 2 routes, hit WEP, run laps starting from playground OR run to QT and instruct the 12 to use discretion to stop, wait for 6 and execute BOP.

Rolling in and catching an earful of healthy mumblechatter, decided neither. We will run randomly to dimmly lit parking lots and execute BOP.

Ran up to the old Kimbrells for a little warmup.

– Low slow squat with a jump at the end. @darkhelmet informed me that it was called a squat jump

– imperial walkers

– shoulder taps

– stretches

THE THANG:

An arbitrary count if 15 for each exercise.

Board of pain:

S Shoulder taps
I Irkins
M Monkey Humpers
P Plank Jax
L Lunges
E Burpees (burpee has an E in it)

Run to 1887 Brewery, BOP

Run to the government building on the left on way back, BOP.  After much debate, no one knew what building it was and we found ourselves back at Kimbrells.

By then we started to spread out, causing more chaos.

Run down, take left at Amor and hit parking lot on left, BOP.

Per Jihnny Utahs request, hit Litte Caesars, BOP.

Run past COT, on left side of street, hit parking lot with kong brick wall, BOP.

Head back to COT for some Mary.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Newsletter

COT:

Quoting ZBB “ I have everything I need, nothing that I dont” was a pleasant reminder on being content and thankful for your blessings. Happiness is fleeting but joy is eternal.

Rather quiet, everyone’s life must be perfect.

NMS

I explained this was a clear demonstration how not to Q a workout.

You need to be flexible and know your PAX but you must be able to articulate clearly amidst the chaos of the gloom especially with the strong mumbkechatter hell bent on throwing you off and distracting you.

I personally wouldn’t have it any other way and am thankful for the PAX that showed and their relentlessness. Blessed to have this brotherhood in my life and always am appreciative to serve at BP.

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Over the Hill

WARMUP:
Mosey to parking lot at Millstone Park.
25 SSH IC
10 Windmills IC
15 TT IC
15 LSS IC
15 MNC IC

Mosey to parking lot at Watson/Williamson.

THE THANG:
4 corners for the birthday boy consisting of
40 merkins
40 LBC
40 Squats
40 Flutters

Transportation changed each round from bear crawl, to lunges, to running.

We made it through 3 rounds, but the air was thick and the pavement was unkind.

Mosey to the church at bottom of hill and began a DORA.
PAX to complete 40 burpees while partner ran back up to the stop sign and back.
This was followed by 40 Imperial Squat Walkers.

Mosey back to COT.

MARY:
Freddie Mercury IC
Flutters IC
Superman IC

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Rock Hill CSAUP this weekend

COT:
PAX shared what they’re thankful for and lifted up a few prayers and praises.

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Pushups With Running Tour De Ft. Mill

WARMUP: Chest stretches, MNC, Arm Crossover Swings
THE THANG: Moseyed around WEP and side streets and stopped periodically to perform the following exercises: 30 merkins, 30 IC flutter kicks, 30 squats, 5 burpees. Completed 6 stops total. Total mileage 1.5 – 2 miles.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Spoke briefly about how brothers should come along side each other to help during difficult times whatever they may be. Closed with various prayer concerns and giving thanks to God for the blessings he bestows on each of us.

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Bond denied

WARMUP: Surprise Substi-Q with an injury to the scheduled Q. So figured it out on the fly.

Mosey to Pike parking lot.
25 SSH IC
10 Tappy Taps IC
15 LSS IC
15 MNC IC

THE THANG:
1 lap around WEP with 5 burpees and 10 LBCs at each swing and at front of stage. Plank for 6.

Partner up and complete DORA of 100 merkins, 200 big boys and 300 squats with a run to stop sign as the timer.

MARY:
YHC and 6 rolled into COT right at 0600. Some Mary was performed by the kings.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Pints & Padres 6/14 at Amor Artis. Read your newsletter.

COT: Lifted up school teachers and students as we approach the end of the year, those experiencing sudden loss, those with injuries and illness.

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Accountability with Light Poles

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Morrocon NC, Merkin, Hillbilly Walkers, Big Arm Circles, Calf Raises, and Cherry Pickers
THE THANG: Started in front of Hobos and then at every light pole along Main Street, Round 1 consisted of (5) Burpees and (10) Big Boy Sit Ups and ran back to Hobos, then Round 2 consisted of (20) Shoulder Taps and (20). In between the Rounds we talked about Q2.5 Accountability.
MARY: Flutters until it was 6 AM
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Scheduled Trash up and Bourbon Tasting on 5/21
COT: Praise for Cohiba’s acceleration. Prayers for teachers ending the school year and Repeat’s friend recovering from an accident.

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Old school beat down

WARMUP:
SSH
1 Burpee
Windmill
2 Burpees
Arm circles
3 Burpees
Hill Billy Walkers
4 Burpees
Low slow squat
5 Burpees
Calf raises
10 Burpees

THE THANG:
Set up 6 cones across about 40 yds
Each cone you do an exercise and move to the next. After completing cone 6 you run a lap.
Rd 1 – odd cones 10 merkins
           even cones 10 dips
Bear crawl between cones
Rd 2 – odd cones 20 squats
          even cones 20 Apolo Ohnos
Lung walk between cones

Next we made our way to the lower lot with the wall near the Springs building.

7s reduced to 5s were called with jumping up on the wall.
Flying squirrels at the bottom and squats on top of the wall

To kill a few minutes we lined up for wall squats while each Pax took turns doing 2 burpees down the line

Next was the Motivator. If you are unfamiliar with this exercise it consist of a reconstructive SSH. Full SSH, arms up to your shoulders, no arms, just the jump. Start at 10 for each and work your way down to 1.

Last we had a jail break for COT

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Lots of stuff happening in the coming weeks. Read your news letter

COT:
Change Order and Repeat
Safe travels for Pusher and YHC
Tootsie and Park
Funhouse’s boys

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Block Party at Block Party with Blocks

BLOCK PARTY Q – 03May2022
• Warm Up in the lot a minute or two with windmills, merkins, some stretching…
• Grab a partner and a block
• AMRAP – shooting for 4 or more
• 5 stops:
1. Parking lot Startex
2. Lot next to Hobo’s/Gazebo
3. Lot by Blue Ridge Financial Planning/MacAulay and Assoc
4. Lot just before corner at FM Dentistry
5. Lot after Bank

Round 1 – No Brick – at each stop:
– 15 burpees (each partner must do them all)
Round 2 – Take Brick – at each stop (each partner must do them all):
– 20 curls
– 20 Shoulder Press
– 20 Flutter with Press (double count – count the presses)

NMM:
– Olaf made coffee. At the AO. Plugged into a light pole. No one was surprised.
– Everyone likes running with Cinderblocks
– That is a lie.
– Fresh Prince came for his second post today. He did not break, so we presume he will be back.
– @peanutbutter was a no-show. I cried a little.
– Olaf and Johnny Utah almost kept up with Maximus and YHC, but we had a second block advantage. Basically it means they were CRUSHING it.
– Trucker only complained a little.
– That is a lie.

This is my report.

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Chute the Ladder

WARMUP: Mosey, SSH, IW, HW, yoga, mosey, Shoulder Tap, Peter Parker, Parker Peter, yoga, bear crawl

THE THANG:
We moseyed around and hit two circuits. Also did a bear crawl, some wall sits, Australian Mountain Climbers, BTTW in there along the way.

Ladder Circuit
(we got this one in 3 times):
50 mountain climbers (left and right is one)
40 jump squats
30 flutters
20 jumping lunges
10 hand-release merkins (in cadence)

Pull-ups and Burpees
(only did this one once at the WEP playground)
5 pull-ups (called up and down from a dead hang)
10 burpees (6-count done in cadence)
4 pull-ups
8 burpees
3 pull-ups
6 burpees
2 pull-ups
4 burpees
1 pull-up
2 burpees

MARY: Happy Hour called some LBCs in cadence. Rebel called a 6-inch hold with crunches.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
4/30 convergence & invergence
Welcome FNG: Peanut Butter
Welcome PAX from F3 Chattanooga: Toe Jelly.

NMM: Remember who is at the center of your concentrica. It ain’t you. And it ain’t the PAX around your either.

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Brisket Block Party

WARMUP: mosey to parking lot across from police station. In cadence of brisket, ribs, chicken did windmills, hillbilly walkers, imperial walkers and burpees(OYO)
THE THANG: Made our way to downtown for the light poles. There are 16 light poles are you travel up Main St on the left hand side. First trip up was lunge walk with 2 squats with calf raise at first light pole. Then 4,6,8 etc until we hit 32 squats with calf raises.

Short mosey around to get back to the bottom of the hill and this time duck walk to the light poles with 1 hand release merkin at each light, increasing the number by 1 until the 16th light.
MARY: flutter kicks, big boy sit-ups, leg lifts, American hammers (in no particular order)
ANNOUNCEMENTS: blood drive coming up and convergence/invergence on 4/30 at WEP
COT: stays in COT.

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Beach Bods

WARMUP: started off with a disclaimer and quick mosey to half wall on south side of N White St. SSH/PICKERS/MTN CLIMBERS/WINDMILLS, we then moved over to wall for a wall sit progression where one pax bear crawl across parking lot and back while rest of us sit, each round more difficult ending in toe raises and arms out during sit.
THE THANG: short run to playground for the THANG, AMRAP Cindy CRAWFORDS, goal was 10 rounds, we made it through 5 or 6, 5 Pull-ups, 10, Merkins, 15 Squats, 20 swing crunches, 25 calf raises. Next we did Indian run with a single burpee, got halfway around WEP then had to bee- line to veterans for MARY And COT
MARY: Flutters for 2 minutes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: lots going on, read newsletter
COT:

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