Ladder Workout

WARMUP: Merkins, Windmills, Moroccan Night Club, Cherry Picks
THE THANG: 10 Reps each Ladder Workout K-BELL Swings, Goblet Squats, Over head press, Calf Raises, Curls, Lungs (L+R), Plank Pull Though (L+R), Sumo Squat High Pulls, Figure 8’s, Merkins w/ K-Bell, American Hammers, Flutter Kickes w/K-BELL
MARY: Leg Lifts 15, Scissors 15 x2
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Mens Shelter, Litter Pickup Adopt a Highway, Jaeger Sprint, The Tortoise and The Hare, Overnight Ruck.
COT: yes

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Dora, Dora

WARMUP: Yes – Windmills, squats, Imperial & Hillbilly Walkers

THE THANG: Dora with a partner – forwards and backwards

50 – goblet squats
100 – curls
150 – swings

150 – swings
100 – curls
50 – squats

4 corners –
5-10-15 at each corner
MOT – lunge walk or bear crawl
5 manmakers
10 squats
15 tricep extensions

MARY: just enough time for a few exercises – rosalitas and hello dollys with bell, flutter with the press and American hammers with bell

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes

COT: 5th core principle

Thanks for the call, Deep Dish :eye:

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Sky Rockets (Not) In Sight – Good Morning Delight

WARMUP: Cherry Pickers / OH kb march / Plank / L&R Plank
THE THANG:
5 sets of the circuit

Kb pull through x20
Kb pullovers x20
Plank pull through x20
Devil halos x10
Curls x10
Goblet squats x20
Alternate single rows x10 each
Farmers carry around the lot and back.

MARY: leg lowers with overhead kb hold
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP mania
COT:

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Omplex

No warmup needed; got right to work!!

5 Different Complexes for 8 Minute AMRAP

5-5-5-5 – All single arm then switch
5 Rows
5 Deadlifts
5 Swings
5 Reverse Lunges

4-6-8-10
4 Pullovers
6 Halos
8 Alternating Swings
10 Alternating Cleans

7-8-9-10
7 Waiter Cleans
8 Rotational Presses
9 Thrusters
10 Swings

8-6-4-2
8 Single Arm Rows
6 Reverse Lunges
4 Standing Press
2 Snatches

6-6-6-6
6 Alternating rows
6 Upright Rows
6 Squat Curl to Press
6 Plyo Lunges (Total)

ANNOUNCEMENTS were made
COT: Ended with a prayer

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Latter Workout

WARMUP: Side straddle hops, cherry pickers, windmill, hamsting stretch
THE THANG: 10X Each Exercise: K-Bell swings, goblet squats American K-Bell Swings, Calf Raises, Curls, Lungs L+R, Plank pull throughs, Sumo squat high pulls, Figure 8s, Merkins with K-Bell, American Hammers, Flutters w/press.
MARY: A Variety Of Leg lifts and hello dolly’s
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your news letter, Bethel Men’s shelter next Thursday from 5:30pm-7:30pm
COT: yes

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Death by the bell

WARMUP: SSH, windmills, cherry pickers, merkins
THE THANG: Hill run, 3 rounds OYO 30 kb swings 20 goblet squats 10 merkins. 3 rounds OYO 25 kb swings 10 thrusters 20 min climbers. 3 rounds OYO 30 kb swings 15 curls 15 overhead tricep extensions. Finisher 100kb swings, 10 merkins at each break. Hill run with time remaining.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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MILGA does the Hive

Noticeably absent was Deep Dish

– partner sit ups, farmer carries, back to back passes
– 5 rounds of 10 curls, 10 tri, 10 swings

lots of mumberchatter, yall should incorporate more f2 into life. its not just about working out

Word from the Bird:
3 zones and 3 types of people attend F3. We all have a reason and none is more valid than the other. Some guys are there to work out, others to talk none stop for 45 minutes straight, …. then there is the third group. This group endures your hard charging can do workout attitude, and the guy that never shuts up. Why do they do this?

They do it for the 20 seconds in COT they get to speak their heart and mind. It may be the only opportunity they get that day or week to share something in a safe space.

Don’t sleep on the importance of this guy because he isn’t sleeping on your importance. I also ask to honor this guy and his time. He dealt with all your shit for 45 minutes so give him his 30 seconds. You don’t have to speak, just listen.

That is enough.

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What she said

WARMUP:
THE THANG: 10+3 got Hived as I visited the DMZ and gave a KB lesson.
– <@U05RN7GSDLH> , <@U0904HV02BY> , and <@U05K5D10AG6> rucked it out. I believe that most of the world’s problems got solved, but as capitalists, you’ll have to pay to find out the answers.
– <@U03B9G9BXJM> came dressed for a chilly golf outing, complete with puffy jacket. Guys gave him a lot of crap, but they don’t have sensitive nipples, so they don’t get it.
– <@UGU3XR5RP> was in typical form. That means it was a non-stop stream of working hard at both the exercises and giving me a hard time.
– <@U087NCUTMPT> has HCed to bringing an additional 50 lb KB to the Hive from now on for those who are interested. So… no one.
– <@U19FA0Q8Z> is a grown-ass man. NOT a grown ass-man. Hyphens matter.
– <@UGYDCTRST> gave me a normal fist bump at the end, and after checking his temp (rectally, of course) to make sure he wasn’t ill, he recognized where he went off the rails and gave me the normal Slash treatment.
– <@U5DBBKTE0> was the standard and helped us with our form. That was the focus this morning, doing the right things the right way. When that’s the theme, he’s the go to.
– <@U0A25GTDDEJ> has his foot on the accelerator. But he’s not redlining yet. He wins the Helmet award for my favorite guy that had his VQ this week at Ring of Badgers (Fire).
– <@U06P97NSX17> was the sole representative from the Gaggle of Degenerates. Especially since the King of the Degenerates (<@USBP08L1G>) was occupied elsewhere.
– <@U5DKASDQU> was the WarDaddy today (see previous bullet as to why). On a side note, his new retirement gig is developing lesson plans for a new Minnesota Quality Learing Center franchise he’s opening on the WestSide.

This report is true and is able to be copied and pasted into the /slackblast by any man who wants those stats bumped up.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Deep Dish 1 year anniversary beatdown

WARMUP: yes
THE THANG:
First set:
5 rounds:
Single arm 3 cleans, 3 overhead press, 3 front rack squat in one complex. Switch arms. Suitcase carry between each round. Repeat 5x

Second set:
Partner up at bottom of hill. P1 does 50 double bell swings. P2 runs to top of hill and back. Repeat 3x. 150 total swings per partner.

Third set:
10 min EMOM. 5 man makers, add 1 rep every 2 mins. (This part was terrible)

Finished with some Mary.

MARY: 8 mins around the horn, finished with 10 burpees
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT: yes

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Compound Kettle Bell

WARMUP:
Tick-tock torso twist, right in 3cadence,
Walkout merkins in 5cadence,
Tick-tock torso twist, left in 3cadence,
Moroccan nightclub in 3cadence,
Monkey humpers in 3cadence,
Inchworm to squats in 7 cadence.

THE THANG:

Speedwalk to lighted area by stadium entrance and form a single line. Then while holding the bell in various positions perform 5 reps of the below compound movements 2 times in various cadence:

1 – bell at front waist and then squat to KB swing to side raise to front raise in 8cadence on right then left.
2 – bell at lower back to a front lunge to side lunge, then back lunge to a calf raise in 8cadence on right then left.
3 – bell at side to standing oblique crunch to upright row to jerk press in 7cadence on right then left,
4 – body destroyer pose with bell on ground behind head to chest pullover to chest press to side chest fly to big boy situp to incline press to front raise in 9 cadence,
5 – bell at side to opposite leg lunge to row to bent over triceps kickback in 5cadence on right then left,
6 – sumo squat hold with bell at chest to front press to incline press to military press to overhead triceps press in 10cadence.

Few extra minutes left and did some miscellaneous exercises like chair pose with bell in the incline press hold to single leg good morning pose with bell to plank on bell.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
New A/O configuration.

COT:
Prayers for recovery for <@U050B5M1DGR>, driving safety by <@U08NJ8FF1PF>.

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