Soggy Sea Biscuits

WARMUP: Broga
THE THANG: Run through Massey to Forest neighborhood for loops and run back 3-5 mi was completed
MARY: Broga
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read newsletter
COT: don’t believe the false identities placed on you but rather the truth of who you are by your creator
You are a son of his loved and always will be with access to HIM whenever you choose…it’s written and true

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BOMBS Away!

WARMUP: Warmupy things while waiting for Bobber
THE THANG: B.O.M.B.S.-esque stuff. Partner up. One partner runs while other does first exercise of the round. Swap when partner returns.
Round 1 Exercises: Burpees, Overhead claps, Merkins, LBC's, Squats.
Round 2 Exercises: OH Claps, Merkins, LBC's, Squats
Round 3 Exercises: Merkins, LBC's, Squats
MARY: 5 Big Boys, 5 Merkins, repeat until time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel is tonight. Read your newsletter
COT:

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Chance, Choice, and Scrotum Tunnels: The Memoirs a MILGA Man

It was a moist, humid morning. The message covered a fairly simple topic, Life.

We delved into the topic of chance with the use of a coin flip. Winner named the activity and rep count. Things are at times (Most) out of our hands. We are but passengers on this life river as we flow along. We did a few rounds of this. Lots of curveballs were thrown out of the most unexpected PAX. Life doesn't go as we planned and usually we don't get what we expect out of someone.

Life is about Choices. The choice was to get across the park from the bathroom to the playground. The options were bear crawl or burpee broad jump. The catch, every time you changed your mind there was a 5 merkin penalty.

We then teamed up to chose who would go first. The only way your partner could move is if you did 1 merkin per step. The object, get 1 partner over the line and then BOTH were done. For reference there was about 70-90 steps to get across. Some teams did equal amounts and crossed together. Others, Mine and Dark Helmets, relied on 1 person to basically do all the work so the other could advance. Then we both chilled at the end waiting on the other, less able teams.

But wait, there's more….The next set of partner work was the same concept but the exercise was burpees. The catch, whoever crossed first on the original trek could NOT be the one to cross first this time. The lesson, sometimes finishing first isn't all it turned out to be. Sometimes the person out from will the next day need to carry someone else. Needless to say I did more burpees this morning than in my entire time at f3 combined.

We then had a lesson on encouragement but I'm tired of typing.

We also did the scrotum tunnel just so everyone could get a rash in the grass.

Lastly we concluded with an unfair amount of burpees selected for random PAX. some did 1, some 3, some 5…..guess what, LIFE isn't fair. Deal with that shit and move on.

At the end of it all the message is this, it is ALL life. the good, bad, fair, unfair, choices, encouragement, discouragement, chance, highs, lows. There is no BIG thing to discover. If your waiting for that your wasting your life. Appreciate it all. Find joy in a birds chirp, contentment in mashing that dam keyboard for 8 hours a day, reach to the heaven and give thanks for it all. The argument with the wife, the aggravation with the kids, the person who cut you off in traffic.

Your PERSPECTIVE will drive your life. Stop waiting

MILGA bitches

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Back to School Bootcamp

WARMUP: Grandpa Jacks, Imperial Walkers, Moroccan Nightclubs, Windmills
THE THANG:
Moseyed to the front of the theater for class to begin. Each grade 1st through 12th were 12 reps, repeating each of the previous grades before that grades lesson.

  • K – Run Down & Back
  • 1st – Mountain Climbers
  • 2nd – Merkins
  • 3rd – Squats
  • 4th – LBCs
  • 5th – CDDs
  • 6th – Flutters
  • 7th – Lunges
  • 8th – Dips
  • 9th – Plank Jacks
  • 10th – Shoulder Taps
  • 11th – American Hammers
  • 12th – Burpees

MARY: No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: We made some, read the newsletter
COT: Shared and prayed it out.

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Getting swole at the Cockpit

WARMUP: Side Straddle Hops, Cherry Pickers, Imperial Walkers, various stretching
THE THANG: Thang 1: Champaign run to the middle school. Patterned up. Partner 1 did AMRAP exercises in the school parking lot while partner 2 ran suicides. Total of three rounds with exercises of burpees, big boys, and bobby Hurley.

Thang 2: Champaign run to cindy blocks. Partner 1 did AMRAP exercises while partner 2 farmer carried to maintenance area and back. Total of three rounds of curls, squats, and BOR.
MARY: Held plank for a few seconds until 6:00. Recover. Recover.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: IYKYK. Hominy on Q at Coaches Box tomorrow. Read newsletter.
COT: Prayers and praise were shared.

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Running

WARMUP:
THE THANG: running, starting at Blue Smokehouse down North Dobys, Left on Fairway, Left on Banks, Left on Wolfpack trail, Right on Fort Mill Parkway (4.8 miles) back to COT

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 5:30 tonight Print Shop
COT: prayers and praise

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BRILGA

WARMUP: SSH, dynamic plank/broga
THE THANG: mosey to field, partner push 2×20 yards, partner wheelbarrow 2×20 yards
railroad ties – jump over, pax on ground complete Superman’s then flutters; railroad ties- side shuffle through, pax on ground complete merkins then LBCs
Repeat the partner push and wheelbarrow, mix in 50 yard back peddle and 20 yard bunny hops x2
Mosey back to COT
BROGA x 10mins

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‘Merica 250

WARMUP: 5 Burpees
THE THANG: Flipped off King George, as well as 13 Colony inspired exercises for a rep count of 1776
MARY: She slept in
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your various newsletters
COT: Remembered what our fore fathers sacrificed for our freedom, we remembered U-Haul and presented Bowser with U-Haul flag.

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