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MILGA does the Hive

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Noticeably absent was Deep Dish

– partner sit ups, farmer carries, back to back passes
– 5 rounds of 10 curls, 10 tri, 10 swings

lots of mumberchatter, yall should incorporate more f2 into life. its not just about working out

Word from the Bird:
3 zones and 3 types of people attend F3. We all have a reason and none is more valid than the other. Some guys are there to work out, others to talk none stop for 45 minutes straight, …. then there is the third group. This group endures your hard charging can do workout attitude, and the guy that never shuts up. Why do they do this?

They do it for the 20 seconds in COT they get to speak their heart and mind. It may be the only opportunity they get that day or week to share something in a safe space.

Don’t sleep on the importance of this guy because he isn’t sleeping on your importance. I also ask to honor this guy and his time. He dealt with all your shit for 45 minutes so give him his 30 seconds. You don’t have to speak, just listen.

That is enough.

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High School Loops

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WARMUP: SSH, Merkins, Cherry Pickers, Yogging, Shuffles
THE THANG: Indian run to tennis courts, AMRAP 10 minute circuit of 20 step ups, 20 dips and 15 derkins. At the 10 minute mark hold a Dank (downward plank). Nur and mosey to front of school for 6 inches until 6 comes in. mosey to the band lot for 50 yd bear crawl then 50 yd lunge walk. Big boys OYO until 6 comes in. Mosey over to the wall for calf raise wall sits then balls-to-tha-wall. Afterwards run up the hill to the main road twice. First time 74% second AYG. mosey back to COT.
MARY: Missing
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Christmas Party, Break the Dam, Bethel, Newsletter
COT:

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Countdown to Extinction

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WARMUP: motivator, IW, CP, WM.
THE THANG: Appetizer The-Violator to one end,  Cocaine-Bear-crawl back.

Thang#1: 1st  hill Dora: 1 pax jogs down, Nur Back to switch
• 50 Fisherman’s Calf Raises each
• 100 Merkins
• 200 Flutters
• 200 raise the roofs

#2:  clockwork inverted Rows – TRX 
1 pax Draws a card (five-K) -# = reps on TRX while everyone else follows a menu board AMRAP

Rest of pax does this….
Clubs: J-Q Seal Jacks, 
9-10-SSH, 
7-8-Smurf-Jacks, 
5-6-Bomb-Jacks 

Spades: 
J-Q-LBC’s, 
9-10-Gas-Pumpers, 
7-8-Big-Boiz
5-6-hello ladies

Hearts:
 J-Q-Flying Squirrels, 
9-10–Burpees
7-8-Kraken Burpees,
5-6-Calimari/Krakens

Diamonds: 
J-Q-good a.m., 
9-10 – calf raises,
7-8– Lt. Dan,
5-6-Lt. Dan-Ono

MARY: w/in Weinke
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read your newsletter, Bethel

COT: prayers lifted for safe travels, patience and presence with family, coping with aging loved ones.

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MILGA WRAP at Lazarus

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Last WO of the year at Lazarus.

Poppins had EH’d an F&G, so a proper disclosure was given with an introduction to FOOPC. We did a short warm‑up in the parking lot while getting to know F&G, then headed to the circuit.

Mapped a quarter‑mile loop using Google Maps’ measure feature, with four stations and four different exercises at each station, each with a proper rep count, just enough where form matters and not enough if cheating yourself. My rough math made me think that would total two miles, but it’s actually just one mile, another reminder, not a professional.

Kept the group together in lieu of letting spring chickens run for fellowship and FNG welcoming. Goose was hungry for EC, had a taste and back to COT for MARY.

Proper interrogation of FNG led to name Elmer Fudd.

Prayers for better parenting, aging family members, and discernment in season of waiting.

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King’s Bottom loop

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WARMUP: OYO
THE THANG: We Ran Dudley to Kings Bottom Loop & Back (4 to 5.5 miles)
MARY: No
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Christmas Eve convergence, Break to Dam 5k/10k, shovel flag / site changes.
COT: Columbia bus crash, Salisbury Firefighters and loved ones that are not doing well or we have lost.

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Almost 2 miles with sprints

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WARMUP: Mosey, karaoke
THE THANG: Sprints up the hill to Fort Mill Pkwy, 5 burpees at the top, then mosey down. Repeat 4-5 times.
Broad jumps in parking lot spaces. Nur back.
Merkins on merkins
Squats on squats
More sprints and more nurs

MARY: no
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT:

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12 Days of an F3 Christmas

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WARMUP: Grandpa Jacks, SSH, and some stretchy things then mosey to the front of the theater.
THE THANG:
This Beatdown was brought to you by everyone’s favorite Christmas Song, the 12 Days of Christmas. We went through each exercise as we attempted to sing the song. After each verse we ran approximately 30 yards and back.

On the 1st Day of Christmas, F3 gave to me:
1 burpee a-la-Dunphy

On the 2nd day of Christmas, F3 gave to me:
2 jump squats & 1 burpee a-la-Dunphy

On the 3rd day of Christmas, F3 gave to me: 3 WWIIs, 2 jump squats & 1 burpee a-la-Dunphy
We continued with the 4th day and so on with the following exercises.

4 dry docks
5 LBCs
6 geezers-a-lunging
7 mountains-a-climbing
8 maids-a-merkins
9 americans-a-twisting
10 lords-a-leaping
11 planks-a-jacking
12 Burpees

Headed back to COT. We had enough time to for a 1 minute plank.

ANNOUNCEMENTS were made and Prayers were said

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A bunch of EMOMS and Gratitude

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Warmup:
SSH IC x 20
Windmill IC x 10
Seal Jack IC x 20
MNC IC x 20
Plank Jack IC X 15
Lap

Series of 3 10 minute Emom’s with 3 minutes of rest/recovery lap in-between

Emom 1
10 Burpees Every minute on the minute

Emom 2
15 Merkins 10 Squats 5 Diamond Merkins (dropped the diamonds after minute 5)

Emom 3
20 Flutters
10 Hello Dollys
20 Hammers
5 In and Outs

Retrun to COT

10 Peter Parkers IC

And then….5 Merkins…and then…5 merkins….and then…5 merkins…and then 5 merkins…and then 5 merkins

Close right at 6:00.

Message today was not feeling that we “Deserve/are owed” anything vs. feeling gratitude for what we are given. Message really hit because of how grateful everyone was for the 100 burpees to start things off.

Thanks to BC for the opportunity!

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