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Mardi Gras Party

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Warm-Up:
Quick mosey up the hill to parking lot

SSH – 50 IC
Imperial Walkers – 25 IC
Windmills – 10 IC
Moroccan NC – 15 IC
Strawberry Pickers – 10 IC
Cheese Shredder

Thang 1 — Bourbon Street Circuit (3 Rounds):
Set 4 corners:
Corner 1 – 15 Merkins
Corner 2 – 15 Squats
Corner 3 – 15 Carolina Dry Docks
Corner 4 – 15 Jump Squats

Round 1 MOT – Bear Crawl
Round 2 MOT – Lunges
Round 3 MOT – Crab Walk

Thang 2 — The Krewe Grinder (Partner Work):
Partner A works / Partner B runs a lap around parking lot

100 Shoulder Taps (each shoulder counts)
150 Lunges (each leg counts)
200 LBCs
250 Mountain Climbers (each leg counts)
300 Calf Raises

Message:
Mardi Gras is celebration before discipline—Lent follows.

Life works the same way.
We enjoy wins. We celebrate. But discipline is what builds the man.

In work. In marriage. With kids.
The parade is fun. The grind is what makes you king.

Stay consistent. Stay accountable.

Mardi Gras Beads Earned = 2 Burpees
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Sweep the 7s

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WARMUP: Side straddle hops, imperial walkers

THE THANG: 7s between merkins and burpees. About .42 mile in between.

MARY: running inspired stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Several events coming up including a trip to the DMV for some. Stay on top of your newsletter

COT: Heavy hearts today

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2026.11 Ring of Fire

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Starting from the endzone of the field:
10 burpees, 20 Merkins, 20 squats
40 yard dash on one foot (alternating feet every 5 yards) then finish run to other endzone.
After down and back, 20 big boys which completes a round.

As many rounds as possible.

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Touring

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WARMUP:
– 10 Side Straddle Hops
– 10 Windmills
– Down dog (stretch out the calves) to up dog
THE THANG:
– Jog to HT wall by O’Reilly – Balls to the Wall 10 moves L, 10 moves R
– Jog to back parking lot – Bear crawl from the island to the light
– Jog to down to Berkley Hall Way, turn Left onto Reynolds’s Ridge Lane stop at the garages – 50 squats OYO
– Jog to down to Christi Way – 2 sets L/R of side hops up the hill to Palmdale Walk Dr
– Jog up to Grant Farm Dr and down to the rail – 25 incline Merkins
– Jog to Fire Station – 50 lunges (25 each leg)
– Jog to Kids R Kids learning parking lot – 10 double count J-Lo’s
– Jog to Grace – 50 Step-ups OYO
– Jog to parking lot by COT for 3 sets of sprints up the hill
– Jog back to COT – 4 corners ascending Burpees 1,2,3,4 x 2

MARY:
– Various Mary for the last 4 minutes led by the attendees

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.

COT:
– Prayers for U-haul and his family. Prayers for Karen, DoubleD and their family, Prayers for marriages, Prayers for all of the sick and suffering.

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Is this minnow pond?

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After an extended sabbatical from bootcamp—featuring a highlight reel of injuries and a little side quest called cancer— Cubbie decided it was my time to step back into the Q saddle. Turns out the saddle still fits… it’s just attached to a horse that appears to be rode hard and put away wet.

We opened with the disclaimer, which felt especially important given the current structural integrity of the Q. Then we moseyed to WEP for SSH, Windmills, Imperial Walkers, Broga, and Moroccan Night Clubs. Spirits were high, joints were cracking, and I immediately established the theme for the morning: “moderate expectations.”
One small administrative oversight: YHC completely forgot to count off the Pax at the beginning. So if you were there… congratulations and I hope you made it back at the end.

Round 1 – Park Loop Bench Tour
We took a lap around the park loop, stopping at each of the swinging benches for:
5 Merkins
5 Squats
This was a nice warmup and also allowed YHC to repeatedly evaluate whether my arms were still capable of pushing my body off the ground. Results were… inconclusive but promising.

Round 2 – Bear Crawl Pyramid of Poor Decisions
Then came the main event: a bear crawl ladder/pyramid situation

Pattern:
Bear crawl 10 yds → 10 Shoulder Taps
Add another 10 yd bear crawl → 20 American Hammers
Add another 10 yd bear crawl → 30 Flutter Kicks
Add another 10 yd bear crawl → 40 LBCs
Add another 10 yd bear crawl → 50 Penguin Heel Taps
Then we worked our way back down the ladder.
Between rounds we jogged back and SSH’d for the 6

Round 3 – Hill of Questionable Cadence
We moseyed back toward COT and stopped at the bottom of the steep hill.
Fast mosey up → 10 IC Mike Tyson’s
Faster mosey up → 8 IC Mike Tyson’s
All you got → 6 IC Mike Tyson’s
This is where things got exciting. Your Q attempted to call cadence for the Mike Tyson’s and demonstrated a bold new counting technique best described as “freestyle jazz cadence.”

The Pax handled it with grace and only minimal public ridicule was made by DOAH.

Return to COT
We wrapped with Nameorama, Announcements, and Prayers & Praises.

Despite a little rust, some questionable counting, and the physical strength of a medium-sized houseplant, it felt good to be back out there bootcamping with the Pax again. Grateful to still be able to show up, even if the Q sheet execution occasionally looked like it was written in crayon.

Thanks for the opportunity Cubbie

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We might do a lot of things

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WARMUP: lap around the park and stopping along the way to do the following exercises – SSH (x2), windmill, merkins, imperial walkers, hillbilly walkers, cherry pickers, morrocan nightclub, plank, etc.
THE THANG: mosey to the parking lot by the dog kennel – ab work before starting 4 corners. We completed 4 laps, doing the same exercise at all 4 corners – 7 merkins (at each corner), 14 squats (at each corner), 21 flutters, 28 LBCs. Mosey to the hill in the park and complete the following – bear crawl up the hill, nur up the hill, 50% effort up the hill, 75% effort up the hill, 95% effort up the hill, repeat all the above hill runs. After hills, mosey to upper parking lot by the field and bear crawl from end to the other, lunge walk back. Mosey to flag for Mary.
MARY: short Mary – American hammers, penguins, and then body destroyers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: upcoming CSAUPs, trash pick up, etc.
COT: prayers and praises from everyone.

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Fun at WEP

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Mosey over to lot behind WEP amphitheater. EMOM run a lap around parking lot and do 15 SSHs. Whatever time you have left in the 60 seconds, try to get your heartrate back down. Repeat for 10 minutes.

Move over to in front of amphitheater for main thing. Exercises on the left were 10 merkins and 10 LBCs. Exercises on the right were 10 squats and 10 plank jacks. Every time you pass center 10 SSHs. Break into 2 groups. Group 1 runs out 4 swinging benches to the left, does Exercises, then runs back stopping at middle then 1 bench on right. 3 left, 2 right. 2 left, 3 right. 1 left, 4 right. Stopping at middle every time. Group 2 does same thing but starts with 4 right, 1 left….fun was had by all. Mosey back to COT. Fast guys finished with a few abs. Thx for the opportunity <@U686LEPLH>

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Humpers, pumpers and burps

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WARMUP: mosey to church parking lot for merkins
THE THANG: partner up, each partner had a quarter mile out run with 10 monkey humpers and 10 gas pumpers and then back to the lot. Each team had a cumulative twenty burpees each round.
MARY: wasn’t there
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: yep

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Red Herring Barcetta

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WARMUP: Yes. Even did some merkins with our feet elevated as part of it. Guys were not happy.
THE THANG: Ran over to the old America Jackal grounds. Did some string of pearls around the school including: Bulgarian Split Squats, Toy Soliders, Bear Crawls, Rugby Sprints, a moment of 4 corners (merkins, squats, lunges, burpees).

Finally got to the field for Red Barcetta: https://f3thefort.com/2020/02/18/red-barchetta-test-drive/

100 yards & 100 SSH
75 yards & 75 mountain climbers
50 yards & 50 LBCs
25 yards & 25 merkins
10 yards & 10 burpees

Didn’t quite have time to work our way back up, but we got past the burpees, merkins, and LBCs.

MARY: Imperial Squat Walkers instead

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read the newsletter. You can find it from the homepage

COT: was held

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14 hogs 6 coyotes go into a bar

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WARMUP:
6ish Runners took off in da gloom
14 PAX moseyed to pharmacy lot for some COP

Then we hit the town hall path for 3 rounds of 15 Dips and 10Derkins wrapped up with 5 burpees

THE THANG:
Moseyed to town hall wall for some partner wall pull ups while partner was bear crawling parking lot
Switch out and two rounds

While wall sitting each PAX did one burpees in sequence

Mosey to WEP top lot
6 exercises 30 seconds as many reps as possible
Merkins
Flutters
Dry docks
Freddys
Shoulder taps
LBCs

Mosey to pavilion
Partner dos exercises while other partner take lap around pavilion
Burpees
Squat jumps
Monkey humpers

Reverse course and do everything again

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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