“Blindly Following the Leader: Because Questionable Choices Make the Best Stories!”

WARMUP:
10 SSH (IC)
10 Imperial walkers (IC)
10 Squat to toe touches (IC) this was new for the Pax and the count was hard to grasp.

THE THANG:
Run to the large parking lot.

Burpee broad jump across the parking lot. Stop half way (10 Merkins) keep going til the end
Lt dan back across
Bear crawl half way / Power skip back the other half

Mosey to the hill near Munn rd

A Bones Special :Basketball shuffle up to the top of the hill.
10 Plank tucks at the top, then Basketball shuffle down the hill. 10 Plank tucks

Suicides with the lamp post
First light post 5 burpees
2nd 5 burpees
3rd 5 burpees
4th 5 burpees
Last but not least the stop sign. 5 burpees
Hold Al Gore for the 6

Mosey down Munn to the 2nd entrance. While crossing the street ask the men the Pax what they are struggling with and be prepared to talk in COT. At the entrance monkey humpers till the 6 gets in.

Continue to Mosey to the 3rd entrance. Hip openers, toy soldiers, duck walks. Mosey to the pull up bars

At the pull up bars
Partner up
Partner 1 Dead hang while partner 2 runs to the gate, flip flop.

1st round
10 Merkins
2nd round
10 fire hydrants each leg

YHC was not paying attention to the time and was called out on it so I Omaha what we were doing and headed to COT.

COT & ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Notably we held CSPAN style discussion around the circle on what are we struggling with. It’s important to note that as we went around with each Pax’s voicing their struggles we all related to every one of those aspects. Guys we are not alone and it’s much easier to go this journey through life is undoubtedly more manageable when we stand together rather than facing it in isolation.” I implore you to be more vulnerable in COT. Prayers and Praises.

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And Exercise!

WARMUP: SSH-25
Windmills-10
Merkins-10
THE THANG: Run Suicides using 3 light posts-2 sets
Mosey to back entry and have pax take turns calling the workout we would do as we ran to each light pole-
Rebound called merkins
Tesh called jump squats
Peach stand called big boys
Old bay called plank jacks
MARY: box cutters, American hammer, protractor, Freddy mercury, etc and so forth
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read the newsletter, sign up for dam to dam sept 1st
COT:Prayers for Rebound (that were apparently very effective) as he was taking his mortgage exam soon after the workout, prayers for Tesh’s father for safe travels as he was going to the west coast to care for one of his loved ones, and praise for @Escargo for making it out for the first time in a while.

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Whetstone WOD

Disclaimer: By participating in an F3 workout, you assume the risks inherent in doing so. I am not a professional. F3 makes no representations of any kind regarding your safety. Asked to share about whetstone and my experiences, here we go…

1. DORA: Rebel
– challenged me in areas I struggle: alcohol, devoting time to my M, getting my family to Church consistently
– Asks for progress updates every time we meet
– Sets the example for how to be a better man

Reporting Progress
+ 200 merkins
+ 200 big boys
+ 200 squats
+ 200 LBC’s
– Bear crawl/power-skips

2. Partner run: Pusher AKA Big Question Eddie
– pushes me to think bigger; act better
– Always comes back when I ghost, some may be shocked to learn that F3 didn’t immediately stick with me!!
– Sets the example for how to be a better man

Big Questions
+ Run to 160 and back, ask big questions of each other: who’s your whetstone? Who could be your stone/blade? What do you need in a whetstone relationship?

3. Partner transport: Long Duck
– full of stories and antidotes to frame your mind for the positive, I.e. attitude card
– Carried me in some of my struggles with alcohol and anger
– Pours himself into others to help them and himself
– Sets the example for how to be a better man

Carrying your man
+ partner carry, 2 laps
+ wheelbarrow, 1 lap
– repeat

4. Closing: Key takeaways
– find what you need in a stone, plus seek to share wisdom with a blade (it makes you a better man)
– Be open with them, get vulnerable
– You can have more than one stone, learn lessons from all relationships
– Find someone that sets the example for how to be a better man

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Bear Crawling the Colosseum

WARMUP: BC Standard. SSH, IW, HW, core

THE THANG: mosey. bear crawl the front of the elementary school with 10 Mike Tysons, then bear crawl back for 9, etc., mosey to a hill for 7s with burpees and bomb jacks, change mode of transportation each time (bear crawls and crawl bears were crowd pleasers)

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Fill in for UHaul at Colosseum

WARMUP:
– We warmed up with some stretching and some merkins and some mountain climbers

THE THANG:
– Run to back of school on long bus road and grab a rock at the bottom
– A lot of running back and forth and lifting rocks and such
– Then we went to the parking lot right behind the school and did a short four corners
– Ended with an AYG back to COT

MARY: No chicks.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter

COT: The 5th Core Principle

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Could’ve Been Worse

WARMUP:
SSH, Merkins, stretching

THE THANG:
Moseyed over to the basketball hoops

Template goes as follows
Activity
Run to the end of the court and back (~150m)
x2

Activities in order
20 burpees
50 squats
50 merkins
50 lunges (SC)
25 merkins
25 squats
10 burpees

Total of 60 burpees, 150 squats, 150 merkins, 100 lunges.

MARY:
Ended with some flutters and LBCs

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Rooster and Jaeger
COT:

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A Simple Weinke

WARMUP:
SSH, Merkins, Low Slow Squats

THE THANG:
6 rounds of:
24 Merkins
24 LBCs
24 Squats
20 Yd Bear Crawl

20 min AMRAP
5 incline merkins
10 Big Boys
15 Squats
Jog small loop in parking lot (~50yds)

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Ageless?

WARMUP:
20 SSHs
8 Squat reaches
8 Alternating Body Bridge
1 short run around parking lot

THE THANG:
Played my music

Flying Squirrel with hand clap – 15 reps, 2 sets, 30 secs rest
Table Top Crawl – 30 secs on (4 forward, 4 backwards), 2 sets, 30 secs rest
American hammers with straight legs – 30 secs, 2 sets, 30 secs rest
1 legged burpee – 10 each leg, 1 set each, 30 secs rest
Chest tap Merkin with wide leg stance – 12 reps, 2 sets, 30 secs rest
Shoulder tap (2 each side is 1 rep) to 2 Merkins – 30 secs on, 2 sets, 30 secs rest
Cross Merkin – 12 reps, 2 sets, 30 secs rest
Superman Plank – 30 secs on, 2 sets, 30 secs rest
4 Squats, 2 Squat jumps, repeat – 30 secs on, 2 sets, 30 secs rest
Walk out to pistol squat – 5 reps, rest, 3 reps
Leg extension to spider merkin – 30 secs on, 2 sets, 30 secs rest
Side kick outs – 30 secs on, 2 sets, 30 secs rest

Ran a small lap around parking lot

250:
50 reps each, good form –
Regular Merkins
Jumping Squats
Shoulder Taps
Reverse lunges
CDDs

ANNOUNCEMENTS: The Jaeger is coming! Welcoming G.I. Jane!
COT: Lots of prayers for friends or family dealing with forms of cancer. Lots of thankfulness for what we were able to do today.

Takeaways from today’s message:
1. In the midst of all the struggles in this world, when you think about your children, are you more concerned with where your child will attend college or eternity?
2. Is salvation of the utmost value in your home?
3. Bathe your family’s mind in the truth

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50 of everything

WARMUP: slow mosey to the farthest parking lot for Destiny. A few stretches followed by cherry pickers, Imperial Walkers, SSH, Hillbilly walkers.
THE THANG: took off running to the next stop. Did a few more weird things lunges to basketball goals mosey back; toy soldiers more running. Now on to the meat. 50 of everything: merkins, dips, seal jacks, big boys, LBCs, squats, more merkins. Lap in between exercises.
MARY: no time except for gas pumpers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Q source, D2D fundraising, CSAUPs, FNG training
COT: prayers for all

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climbing the mountain in 2023

WARMUP:
– SSH / WM / IW / CP…short mosey
THE THANG:
– set of exercises with 1 lap around the basketball course after each set. Reps per set: 20+23, Sets: 1: Burpees+squats / 2: shoulder tap+SSH / 3: merkins+big boys / 4: j-lo+dips / 5: carolina honey+a-hammer / 6: russian kicks+superman
– Airborne hip exercise inbetween and rinse and repeat. Got thru it almost twice.
MARY:
– mosey back to COT for on-time finish
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– read your newsletter
COT:
– was held

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