Deck of fun w/insurance

Started w/some stretchy things then mosey down to MS for 20 merkins, 20 squats, and LBC. Mosey for a while, 15 of each, mosey then 10, mosey some more for 5 each.

Deck of fun w/insurance:
♡ = hard release merkins
♧ = jump squats
◇ = big boys
♤ = monkey humpers
Ace=1, cards 1 – 8, do the reps at each of the three lines, suicide run style
9 – K (13 for those that are challenged), only do the rep at the far line
Each person pulls 2 cards. Before pulling cards PAX can decide if they want insurance. 5 burpees for insurance. If you take insurance and pull 2 high cards, group only does half of reps. But if one low and one high card then group does everything.

I think we made it through about 2 rounds. PAX took insurance about 75% of the time and it paid off 0% of the time. Anyway, something different to try and blend some running in with the normal deck of Death.

Also, not sure about Slash’s new diet but he needs to cut down on the fiber. Thank goodness we were outside and there was a breeze!

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The Murph with PSA

Today we learned a lot. Today was our prep for next week’s Memorial Day Murph.

Started with a strategy discussion to complete it in a respectable time using a timer to do 5/10/15 Pull-ups/Merkins/Squats every minute with a 15 second break between rounds. (25 minutes for those who don’t like math). Easy to start, but a killer at the end.

Per usual Harry Carey was the fastest but Grout was right on his heals.

Ruby did all of em just 8 months removed from full shoulder replacement.

Clickbait and Shield were machines.

YHC DNF but learned a tough lesson. All the bathrooms at NaFo are locked. Be aware for future posts at NaFo.

Also, it’s getting hot and humid so make sure to stay hydrated. We don’t need anyone falling out on us.

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Snarky Title

WARMUP:
Old man warmup of windmills and strawberry pickers, or produce pickers, or cherry pickers, or whatever… some SSH, a couple of Merkins… you get the idea

THE THANG:
We tested our fitness this morning.
2 min max push-ups
2 min max butterfly sit-ups
1 lap around the park in sub-5 minutes

Then we moved to the modified Spartan 300
Run 100 yards
5 burpees
Run back 100 yards
That’s one round. We did 5 rounds.

Finally, we farmer carried heavy things in a relay race style. It was a little dumb. Peabody cheated, which I didn’t mind since he was on my team.
The things were: Cindy, a 45lb ruck plate, a 60lb sandbag, and an 80lb sandbag.

MARY:
She wasn’t there.

SEE ALSO MY REPORT IN THE #1stF channel on Slack…

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Smokin At The Fort

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Morrocon NC, Merkins, Hillbilly Walkers, and Cherry Pickers
THE THANG: Start with 10 Burpees, Then ran to each Swing and did (20) Big Boy Sit Ups and (30) Squats. After that we did 13s of Plank Jacks and Carolina Down Docks.
MARY: Cool Down- Flutters, Box Cutters, American Hammers, and Merkins.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bourbon Tasting on 5/21/22 and Road Trash Pickup and Detective Mike Doty Memorial Run today.
COT: Prayers for teachers and kids with last few weeks of school and family friend of Cornerstone is sick.

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Day 29. AKA3. DORA from Hell

WARMUP: 15 minutes from f Broga led by Sassiest of all Quaches. Mosey to band practice field: SSH, Imperial Walker, Merkins, Squats, Mountain Climbers, Lunges, Peter Parker, SSH
THE THANG: DORA from Hell. Get a partner in crime. Do these things as your PIC runs the length of the field and back.
50 Burpees
100 merkins
150 monkey humpers
200 Squats
250 Plank Jacks
300 LBC
350 SSH

MARY: Plank and plank
ANNOUNCEMENTS: AKA Convergence and Shieldlock Invergence. No other announcements needed.
COT: prayers for Aquaman and CableGuy. Also Repeats mom and Kermit’s friend.

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Not AKA

Warm up: SSH, Merkin, Windmill
Airwolf Tabata w/ hand-selected playlist

45 seconds Merkins
15 second rest
45 second shoulder tap
15 second rest
1 min plank

45 seconds seal jacks
15 second rest
45 second knee hop
15 second rest
1 min plank

45 seconds flutters
15 second rest
45 second rower
15 second rest
1 min plank

45 seconds penguin
15 second rest
45 second burpee
15 second rest
1 min plank

Transfer over to Band Camp who lead us through some leg exercises, most in cadence and bear crawls that were uphill and unfortunately long.

COT with a total of 35 from AKA at Milkshake and a few shield lockers that joined for the prayer.

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You feel like it’s going to rain

WARMUP: Ran to the covered awning at school entrance. as it was raining in sheets.
40 SSH IC
10 Windmills IC
15 LSS IC held the low and added 10 MCCs IC
15 Merkins IC

THE THANG: We honored Sgt. Zachary Tellier today with his Hero WOD:
10 Burpees

10 Burpees
25 Merkins

10 Burpees
25 Merkins
50 Lunges (each leg)

10 Burpees
25 Merkins
50 Lunges (each leg)
100 Big Boys

10 Burpees
25 Merkins
50 Lunges (each leg)
100 Big Boys
150 Squats

As all reps were completed, PAX picked up the 6 and finished all of the reps with the 6. Everyone got all of their reps in.

With time to spare, we did burpicides and then had PAX call exercises IC on the benches (included dips, BSS, derkins and Peter Parkers) until 0600hrs.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: AKA continues, Blood Drive coming up on 5/12, a few PAX have Q’s this week in The Fort.

COT: Brief message on practicing what we’re studying and cutting one bad habit. @Wegman’s passed the shovel flag off to @Sawdust and we wrapped up in prayer.

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Beach Bods

WARMUP: started off with a disclaimer and quick mosey to half wall on south side of N White St. SSH/PICKERS/MTN CLIMBERS/WINDMILLS, we then moved over to wall for a wall sit progression where one pax bear crawl across parking lot and back while rest of us sit, each round more difficult ending in toe raises and arms out during sit.
THE THANG: short run to playground for the THANG, AMRAP Cindy CRAWFORDS, goal was 10 rounds, we made it through 5 or 6, 5 Pull-ups, 10, Merkins, 15 Squats, 20 swing crunches, 25 calf raises. Next we did Indian run with a single burpee, got halfway around WEP then had to bee- line to veterans for MARY And COT
MARY: Flutters for 2 minutes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: lots going on, read newsletter
COT:

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