God Bless Saturday

WARMUP:
SSH
Imperial Walker
Hillbilly Walker
Low slow squat
Merkins
Honeymooner
Downward dog
THE THANG:
Indian run with 3 merkins then sprint

1776 workout
17 merkins
76 squats
17 CDD
76 LBC
17 Mike Tyson’s
76 Lunges
27 Imperial Walkers
76 Sumo Squats
Lap together burpee in the middle

Basketball shuffle
Group does LBCs
One member does a merkin on one sideline and a Bobby Hurley at the hoop then another merkin on the other sideline shuffling across

MARY:
Stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel men’s
Dam to Damn pickup
Jaeger

COT:
Prayers for brotherhood, health and bountifulness of God

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Unity- that’s a unity!

WARMUP:
F3 Tabata Workout (20 minutes)

Started off pulling up UNITY- Queen Latifah to set the tone

– Warm-up (5 min)
20 SSH IC
– Imperial Walkers and Hillbilly walkers(10x)
– Mike Tysons (10x)
– LBCs (10x)
– Flutter Kicks (10x)

THE THANG:

Run to Cindies and Pull up bars

– Tabata Circuit (20 min)
– 4 rounds of 8 exercises (20 sec work, 10 sec rest)
– Pull-ups
– Cinder Block Thrusters
goblet squats
– Burpees with Cinder Block Jump overs
Burpee pull ups
Derkins
Curls
Skull crushers

Run back to STARTEX, flipped it to my man Goose

Went inside and had a great conversation about UNITY

MARY: nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS: D2D
COT: aye

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Bounty Hunter return to the gloom

Bounty Hunter (Slackless) had far too few coupons and led us through a “pass the weights around” board of pain. When we had enough, we moseied around the Site choosing our own exercises in cadence.

My man Bounty was a little rusty…all the more reason to get his butt back in the gloom.

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A return out east

WARMUP: Jog
THE THANG: Jog and Run some more into Massey – and out and back was done by all and in a construction free zone no less. In Fort Mill, that’s saying something.

The route as into Massey via Neff to Dudley, to Felts Pkwy. To Kingsbottom which thankfully for YHC turns around and we went back the way we came.

Those with greater sense of adventure explored a few other streets. All were back for a 0600 COT.

MARY: open to all men. She was not there.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: took place
COT: is the 5th core principle

Thanks for the call, Time Machine. :eye:

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30/30 Hominy Time – Blind Melon soundtrack

30/30 Format.
Q for first 30 minutes 1st F: Hominy
Q for second 30 minutes 3rd F: Bitcoin

WARMUP:
– Mosey a lap
– Side Straddle Hop
– Big Boy Situps
– Imperial Walkers
– Windmills
– American Hammer
– Plank
THE THANG:
Commence soundtrack: Blind Melon. Album: Blind Melon (edited for length. Amazon Music Playlist: “Blind Melon F3 30/30”) We used Suplex’s BIG bluetooth speaker. It bellowed over the entire parking lot. Great volume! But it ran out of battery. Fortunately I had a backup bluetooth speaker for the last five minutes. Not as loud as Suplex’s though.
Part 1: 80-160-240 Dora
– 80 Merkin
– 160 Squat
– 240 LBC
Part 2: Ladder
Complete the first exercise on the list. Run lap. Complete the second exercise on the list. Run lap. Repeat. The lap begins with a 12 pace bear crawl.
List of Exercises:
40 Big Boys
40 Merkins
40 Low Slow Squats
30 second plank (We stopped right about here and didn’t run a lap after it.)
The rest of the ladder (didn’t have time for it):
30 Carolina Dry Docks
30 Calf Raise on the Curb
20 Big Boys
20 Merkins
20 Low Slow Squats
MARY: None. We finished at 5:30am on the dot. In teaching, we call that bell-to-bell instruction.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: You know, the thing.
COT: Incorporated into our second 30 minutes, 3rd F Q by Bitcoin. Great coffee provided by Suplex.

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Hootie & the Bushwood

WARMUP:
– Mosey a lap
– Side Straddle Hop
– Big Boy Situps
– Imperial Walkers
– Windmills
– American Hammer
– Plank
Soundtrack: Hootie & the Blowfish. Album: Cracked Rear View.
THE THANG:
80-160-240 Dora
– 80 Merkin
– 160 Squat
– 240 LBC
Then we wrapped up with the following list:
Complete the first exercise on the list. Then pick any other exercise on the list. Run lap. Complete the second exercise on the list. Pick any other exercise on the list. Run lap. Etc. The lap begins with a 10 pace bear crawl.
List of Exercises:
40 Big Boys
40 Merkins
40 Low Slow Squats
30 second plank
30 Carolina Dry Docks
30 Calf Raise on the Curb
20 Big Boys
20 Merkins
MARY: Liberty Bibberty called out one exercise after the ruckers united with us, taking us all the way to 6am.
Boot Camp: Hominy & Liberty Bibberty only
Ruckers: Tiller, Old Bay, & Sugarbug
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Dam to Dam. Check your newsletter. Keep an eye on the weather forecast this weekend. Stay safe. Protect your automobiles and watch the safety of yourself and your passengers.
COT: Good to share with each other as always. Stay thankful for the inspiration to get together and workout.

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Starting the new year with a haunted and (possibly) stacked deck

WARMUP: Short mosey with some SSH, Moroccan nightclubs, imperial walker, hillbilly walker and windmill

THE THANG:

Broke out the Disney World Haunted Mansion deck of cards which may or may not have been separated to play eucher…

A: 1 Burpee and mosey to the end of the shops and back
2-4: Burpees
:heart:: LBC (4 count)
:diamonds:: Spiderman Merkins
:clubs:: Heels to Heaven
:spades:: Squats

Finished the deck and even got in some gas pumpers for Twister

COT: Welcome FNG Dutch

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Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal

Mosey, At each stop, Ask the Question– If correct, do the exercise listed. If incorrect, 5 Burpees then do the exercise
· How many ghosts show up in “A Christmas Carol?”
– Four – 10 SSHs (IC)
· In “A Christmas Story,” which department store has the item in its window that Ralphie wants?
– Higbee’s – 10 Monkey Humpers (IC)
· In the movie “Elf,” what is the name of the author Buddy calls an “Angry Elf?”
– Miles Finch – 10 Moroccan Night Clubs (IC)
· What is the name of the dog in “How the Grinch Stole Christmas?”
– Max – 10 Low Slow Squats (IC) (Incorrect)
· In “ELF” what department store does Buddy work in (before getting fired)?
– Gimbels – 10 Merkins (IC)
· In “Jingle All the Way,” what is the name of the action figure that the father is desperately trying to obtain?
– Turbo Man – 10 Mak Tar Jai (IC) – up downs/plank
· What are the neighbor’s names in “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation?”
– Margo and Todd – 10 American Hammers (IC) (Incorrect)
· What color is the ornament Charlie Brown puts on his tree?
– Red – 10 Hand-Release Merkins (IC)
· What is the name of the head elf in “The Santa Clause?”
– Bernard – 10 Smurf Jacks (IC) (Incorrect)
· In “A Christmas Story” what happens to Ralphie’s little brother Randy”? (multiple choice) Wear a bunny costume; Tongue stuck to a frozen pole; Falls in the snow and can’t get up? Mouth washed out with soap?
– He Falls in the Snow – 20 Calf Raises
· In the movie, “Fred Claus”, Santa’s bitter older brother was played by? (multiple choice) Vince Vaughn; Bradley Cooper; Owen Wilson, or Bill Murray?
– Vince Vaughn – 10 Wide Arm Merkins (IC)
· “The Movie, “Christmas with the Cranks” is based on a novel by what author (multiple choice): John Grisham, Norman Mailer, John Updike, Stephen King
– John Grisham – 10 Jump Squats (IC) (Incorrect)
· In, “Home Alone”, what was the name of the elderly male neighbor? Old Man Marley, Gus Polinski, Erza T Cobb; or Devin Ratray?
– Old Man Marley – 10 Carolina Dry Docks (IC)
· In the movie “Elf” what does Buddy make on the Etch a Sketch that is displayed in the store?
– Mona Lisa – 10 Singlet Merkins (6 count: Mak Tar Jai + merkin)
· Twice in “Die Hard,” Sgt. Al Powell sings a Christmas-related song to himself. What’s the song?
– “Let it Snow” – 5 Burpees (Incorrect)
· In “Christmas Vacation”, how many lights were on the Griswold house? (multiple choice) 10,000, 25,000, 50,000, or 75,000
– 25,000 – 10 Hello Dolly’s (IC) (Incorrect)
· In “Home Alone”, where does Kevin’s family go for Christmas?
– Paris – 10 Reverse Crunches (IC)
· In “The Santa Claus”, how does Scott Calvin become Santa?
– Previous Santa fell off the roof – 10 Flutters (IC)
· How many “Home Alone” movies are there? (multiple choice) 1,3,4,5
– Answer is 5 – 10 Box Cutters (IC) (Incorrect)
· What city did Miracle on 34th Street take place? (multiple choice) Boston, New York, Chicago or New Jersey
– New York – 10 Alternating Shoulder Taps (IC)
· In “The Grinch”, What is wrong with the Grinch? (multiple choice) He’s heartless and hates Christmas? He doesn’t believe in Santa? He’s turkey-intolerant? Or He can’t sneeze with mouth closed?
– He’s turkey-intolerant – 10 LBCs (IC)
· What is the highest-grossing Christmas movie of all time?
– “Home Alone” – 10 Freddy Mercury’s (IC)
· In “Christmas Vacation” what is the final spoken line? (multiple choice) “Where is Eddie?”; “Merry Christmas, kiddo”; “And to all a good night”; “I did it”
– I did it – 10 Bobby Hurleys
· In “Christmas Story”, what is the name of Ralphie’s Father?
– The Old Man – 10 Plank Jacks (IC)
· What cartoon character is a Christmas Eve staple in Sweden and is watched by millions of Swedes every year?
– Donald Duck – 10 Lunge Steps (each leg)

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30’s

WARMUP: SSH, WM, IW, HW
THE THANG: Run lap around field – 30 Merlin’s
Run lap around field – 30 LBC’s
Run lap around field – 30 Squats
5:30a – 6a – 3rd F discussions
MARY: No
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes
COT: Yes

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30’s

WARMUP: SSH, Windmill, IW, HW
THE THANG: Run lap around field, 30 Merkins
Run lap around field, 30 LBC’s
Run lap around field, 30 squats
Rinse & repeat until 5:30
5:30am – 6am 3rd F discussions
MARY: No
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes
COT: Always

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