Up yours!

WARMUP:

Yes. Usual suspects and some dynamic stretching followed by some plank work (side note: Fishstix is a badass and did a pre-workout with sandbags)

THE THANG:

Starfish Routine or as Change Order called it, “Spread Eagle”

Center complete three man makers with sandbag every time you were back in center, 17 times total

complete x amount of reps at each of the 4 corners

Increase reps each round, 20, 25, 30 and 35

Exercises

CDD
Hand Release Merkins
LBCs
Monkey Humpers

MOD changed per round

Lunge walk
Bear crawl
Crawl bear
Walk :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing: (After 501 reps we were a bit fatigued)

From there we moseyed to the pull-up bars because BAOPS.

Took turns calling out ab exercises while one PAX did pull-ups to failure
:two: rounds of this was sufficient

Mosey back for Mary

MARY: 3 minute more of her
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Golf tournament
Invergence
Convergence
Fundraising for clean water for Kenya will be starting up!

COT: lifted up DDs M, Badlands, and praises for Pax supporting one another!

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Partners, Light poles and Blimps

WARMUP: Mosey to the side of the school for exercises in cadence:
Windmills
Cherry pickers
Imperial walkers
Hillbilly walkers
Seal jacks
Side straddle hops

THE THANG: part 1 – partner up and either people’s chair or BTTW while partner 2 runs to the end of the lot and back. 3 rounds

Part 2 – Blimps at the light poles

At each pole pax added an exercise on the way up and dropped one on the way down. Burpees were never dropped – just because

5 – Burpees
10 – Lunges
15 – Incline Merkins
20 – Merkins (Modified to CDD’s on the downhill portion)
25 – Pulse squats AKA Monkey jumpers
30 – Squats

Two lessons from Seneca shared at the top of the hill

1 – we suffer more in our imagination than in reality

2 – he who suffers before it is necessary suffers more than is necessary.

How often in our lives do we let our perception of events influence us poorly? Our response is all we control – the event doesn’t care how we feel about it.

After 11 light poles worth of “fun”……back to COT

MARY: Just enough time for protractors and rosalitas with just a few hello dolly’s. That took pax to 0715
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Many – read your newsletter
COT: 5th core principle

Thanks for the call, Float Bridge. Honored to lead. :eye:

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Case Keenan and Kel…ley Kapowski

WARMUP: hops of a side straddle, grass pickers, imperial walkers,

THE THANG:
1 found of beat the deck:

Beat the deck: 9 cards face up and the pax go around guessing higher and lower on any of the cards. You get it right and you do the workout associated. You get it wrong and you do the workout associated and do a lap of different MOT.

Card breakdown:
2 Moroccian night club
3 flutter
4 calf raise
5 hammer
6 shoulder taps
7 big boys
8 Peter Parker
9 burpees
10 Merkin
J cherry picker
Q imperial walker
K LBC
A squat

MOT based on suite
Spade – bear crawl
Club – lunges
Heart – sprint
Diamond – broad jump

Next up was long mosey to the other side of the park and back.

Finished the official F3 deck, we played war with Brawny as the house.

This included, dips, bomber jacks, flutters, merkins and more

MARY: too much fun in the thang

ANNOUNCEMENTS: HIM camp, red truck, fort mill care center, golf tourney

COT: prayers for health of the families in the pax, college kids, patience in family, and job searches

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Coupon Savings

WARMUP: Skip handles the warmup w a mosey and SSH, merkens, wind mills and stretching.
THE THANG: Skip took the 1st 30. Ran to Massey hill and conducted partner workout with burpees, squats, lunges and merkens. Mosey 100 yards between reps. I took next 30’w a mosey back to WEP parking lot. 100 counts of chest press, squats, curls, and swings. This was a DORA so the partner farmer carried up hill between sets.
MARY: none
ANNOUNCEMENTS: fill the bus
COT: what happens stays.

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Crab Sack

Two Qs at The Fort
Fishstix Q:
Lap around the park stopping at each swing for warm – ups (SSHs, IWs, WMs, HBWs, MNCs). Stopped at the hill near the monument for a motified Dora. Both partners performed the standard exercises (Merkins, Squats, LBCs). At the completion of half the total reps (50, 100, 150), we moved to the top of the hill. First round was a run, second- wheelbarrow, third – bear crawl. With a few minutes left, we moseyed back to the theater for a few minutes of wall sits, bear crawl merkins.

Cohiba Q:
Ran to each swing and performed the number of reps with the number on the top of the swings by doing burpees, seal jacks, and Lunges at each swing. We started with 9 reps and went down to 1 rep. After the last swing we ran to the front of the amphitheater and did 3 Rounds of 10 reps each of Merkins and jump squats then during Round 1 after the exercises we bear crawl to a concrete pad and back, during Round 2 we did the same exercises with a crab walk to the concrete pad and back, and during Round 3 we did the same exercises with a Run to the concrete pad with a Nur on the way back. Then we just ran 1 loop around the park to COT
Mary: American Hammers until the time was up.

We work hard and had alot of laughs. While we were crab walking. I shared a story about a friend who was crabbing. If you haven’t tried it, it should be on your bucket list My friend caught a crab in his net and attempted to dislodge it from the net into a bucket. Unfortunately, when it flew off the net, it grabbed on to the first thing it hit, his nut sack. One in a million shot.

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Almost too much

WARMUP: SSH out of sync optional, Cherry pickers, moroccan night clubs, slow merkins, Imperial walkers
THE THANG: 1 man tosses the 60# 30 yards, NURs back. Meanwhile, groups of 4 rotate between pull-ups, merkins, and thrusters. 11 rounds.
Bag carry hill walk
EMOM 10 burpees for 6 rounds
MARY: Core baby
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Boot camp or prison break!?

WARMUP: Toe touches, plank to down dog calf stretch, side straddle hop, the windmill
THE THANG:
– 50 walkin’ Merkins,
– 2 miles ish of Tega Cay ups and downs,
– move to fields
– 50 calf raises then 50 yard bear crawl, 50 more calf raises then return 50 yard bear crawl to start,
– 50 Romanian toe touches then 50 yard bear crawl, 50 more Romanian toe touches then return 50 yard bear crawl to start,
– 50 Sumo squats then 50 yard bear crawl, 50 more Sumo squats then return 50 yard bear crawl to start,
– Return to parking lot
– 10 or so up-down cycles
– 25 burpee’s

MARY: Dying cockroaches, heel touches, LBCs, X’s and O’s, Hello Dollys, something else.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your news letters
COT: It is what it is

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Dynamic suo

WARMUP: usuals
THE THANG: dick Webb (pull ups- merkins) wall sits with burpee broadjumps, other leg exercises with walking lunges and sprints
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: convergence/acceleration project/trash pick up
COT: prayers for mainframes sister, backdrafts mom, staying safe during storm

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Adjusted Loredo Hero WOD

WARMUP:
SSH x12
plank kick throughs x12
Low slow squats x12

THE THANG:
Loredo inspired WOD
At top of car loop over at the middle school
12 squats
12 merkins
12 supermans
Run to bottom of the loop
12 squats
12 merkins
12 supermans
Run to top of loop
X6

50-40-30-20-10 reps
SSH
Big boys

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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